Extra 2
Liyue Harbor is a magical place.
After all, you can see the Demon God of Purdue in the bushes on the side of the road, and you can even hear the wonderful news from the soldiers of the Qianyan Army that "Xiang Zun had a criminal record with them."
After all, the city is big, so you never know whether the guest in front of you has some different identity.
Maybe the old man walking past you is the legendary immortal.
For example, this is exactly what is happening in the commercial streets right now .
"This one, this one, and this one, yes, pack them all for me."
Mi Nu, the fashion designer, was wearing glasses and selecting ready-made clothes with a very picky and sophisticated manner.
Don’t ask, if you ask, it’s prepared for Jin Peng.
This kid is still the same after one thousand eight hundred years. Although all the immortals have pure bodies, from Mi Nu's point of view, this is simply unfair to Jin Peng himself.
You can't even dress properly. It seems that when you weren't around us, you lived a rather sloppy life!
Fushe put away his four-arm form and appeared in normal human mode and sat next to Xiao, each of them holding a cup of fruit tea and sipping it calmly.
By the way, Fushe's other hand was on Xiao's shoulder, with a brush filled with ink between his fingers.
Xiao didn't sit here voluntarily.
"Hey, what do you think of this one?"
"Isn't this the formal dress style in Mondstadt? Wouldn't the color be too cold for Jin Peng? Jin Peng doesn't smile much, so this dress is too cold for him."
Yingda and Fanan murmured, "That seems to be true. If you keep wearing cold and hard clothes like this, I'm afraid many girls will have to walk around Jinpeng even if they are 800 meters away."
"Hey, how about we change our thinking? There are some types with warmer tones. Can't we let Mi Nu take them back for reference and make some modifications?"
"Warmer tones? Pink?"
Xiao's pupils shook violently.
"I was originally thinking of something blue or turquoise, but pink is really nice. I heard that the young master seems to have a set of pure pink clothes. It would definitely be very cute if Jin Peng wore them."
"Not only that, I heard from Paimeng and Xiao Taozi that Xiang Zun wore women's clothes during the Lantern Festival. Do you think we should let Jin Peng wear them in private for us to see?"
Xiao struggled violently.
"Don't think about it, Jinpeng."
Fushe threw the fruit tea cup into the trash can accurately: "With me here, do you think you can run away?"
"But don't worry. It's good intentions for everyone to pick clothes for you, but in the end we must respect your personal wishes."
Fu She coughed dryly and said, "To be honest, although I am looking forward to seeing you wearing women's clothes, I will definitely stand by you and help you refuse."
elf:……
"Floating House."
Xiao suddenly said: "You should worry about yourself."
"Since that time, even if Mi Nu had designed clothes for you, you would not wear them."
"There were plenty of excuses before, but guess what excuses there are now."
Fushe's expression froze.
"Three."
Xiao suddenly spoke up: "You've almost finished picking out the items for me, right? Why don't we pick a few for Brother Fushe?"
The three Yakshas’ eyes lit up.
Fushe's face suddenly showed horror.
Jin Peng called himself "Big Brother Fushe"!
But he called out when he was about to get himself into trouble!
"Well, I just received a message from the young master. The Qianyan Army needs my help in the ancient battle formation drills. I won't accompany you."
Just as Fushe was about to stand up, he was grabbed by Xiao and pinned down in place, giving Mi Nu time to rush over and help hold Fushe down.
"Don't go, Fushe~Brother~"
Mi Nu laughed: "If Jin Peng hadn't told me, I would have almost forgotten what my status was back then. The Emperor's clothes were all designed by me, but you are such an old idiot, you are so rebellious that I wouldn't even wear the clothes I designed for you."
Yingda and Fanan also came over, their eyes filled with anticipation for a good show.
"Yes, yes, come on, Brother Fushe, let us pick out the most handsome outfit for you, the one that best highlights your handsomeness as Marshal Tengshe!"
Fushe: ...
Xiao nodded: "You can consider the shining purple suit over there, the kind that will shine when you walk in the sun."
Generally speaking, the clothing of Fushe is based on black, with rock color and dark purple as decorative patterns.
The meanings of black and rock colors are self-evident. Dark purple mainly corresponds to the two points of "hard to know as the shadow" and "moving as thunder".
But the shining purple...
"I don't want it!"
Mi Nu and Xiao silently increased their strength.
"That's not up to you!"
…
One end of the commercial street was persecuting Fushe, while the same thing was happening at the other end, except that the target of the persecution had become Kong.
The ones who persecuted him were the two people in front of him who were calling each other sister-in-law and sister enthusiastically.
Everything changed after Sanqiu returned all the raw stones he had spent to himself, and then he happened to meet Ying who came to meet and chat with his brother.
Shopping campaign starts!
She was a little reserved at the beginning, but then she started calling me sister and sister-in-law in a very affectionate way, and it only took less than half an hour.
Sora shed tears silently.
Obviously, I am the one who has been traveling with Paimon until now!
And you, Ying!
Have you forgotten the experience of traveling through the sea of stars with me, your brother?
It's not that the two of them are jealous, but the inexplicable feeling of loneliness that arises in their hearts is real.
Moreover, there was a group of men in all black suits and sunglasses surrounding him!
They are all Brother Grace who are still willing to serve Her Royal Highness the Princess even after the curse is lifted.
A group of bodyguards consisting of all strong men wearing sunglasses!
Rather than being a bodyguard, it would be more accurate to say that he is here to monitor "His Royal Highness" to prevent him from running away.
The bodyguards acted as wallets, and Sora acted as an escort as he accompanied his wife and sister shopping.
The degree of torture can only be said to be in a state of continuous surge.
"Well, I need to go to the bathroom."
Yuan Shang coughed dryly and said, "Your Highness, you are also a demon god-level figure. There is no need to use such a lame excuse. Or if you are willing to let us share a compartment with you, we can go there."
Sora: "Then I want to eat!"
A man in sunglasses pulled out a clipboard and pen from his pocket and respectfully handed them to Sora.
"Your Highness, please write down the snacks you want to eat, and we will bring them to you within ten minutes!"
null:……
Sanqiu, save me!
[Da Ri]: You can’t be saved. Just wait to die.
【Traveler】：???
[Da Ri]: I sensed a spiritual thought calling my name, and it sounded a little desperate. I thought it was some guy who had a problem in the wild. After I let go of the sense, I found out it was you.
[Traveler]: Save me! Speed!
[Da Ri]: Brother, the only thing I can do is to invite you to dinner in the evening and give you an hour or two to rest and adjust your state. I can’t help you with anything else.
[Traveler]: Why don’t you just open a portal for me through the air?
[Da Ri]: Do you miss Paimon's embrace?
Kong just felt suffocated.
Yes, this guy is a bastard who got himself into trouble because of the portal.
After hearing this, Kong also remembered that it was true that Sanqiu could open a portal anytime and anywhere, but Ying also had a teleportation network that could be used.
The members of the cult are all over Teyvat, so it would be easy to find someone with the order of the Princess of the Abyss.
Moreover, Kong felt that if he was arrested, he would probably go shopping like today every few days until he left Teyvat.
[Traveler]: You go prepare a feast now! I want a meal that will take me five or six hours!
[Da Ri]: If you say so, then I would recommend Wan Min Tang for a gathering. The main feature is the large quantity, deliciousness and convenience. You can trust the craftsmanship of Xiang Ling and Guo Ba.
null:……
Okay, okay, this is how you play it, right?
[Traveler]: We can just have a normal dinner together, or we can cook together, what do you think?
[Da Ri]: Stay calm, brother. I have reserved a place at Liuli Pavilion. You can mention it to Paimon and Yingmei first. Maybe they can set off for the dinner party half an hour earlier and help you get released earlier.
[Traveler]: Good brother!
