Extra 1
"Qiuqiu, is the method you mentioned really useful?"
Gu Sanqiu shook his head decisively: "How do I know if it will work? The next performance will have nothing to do with us, okay?"
Gu Sanqiu and Hu Tao squatted behind the bushes, looking at the scene happening before them with anticipation, or to be more precise, with gossip.
In the center of the street square, which is the square in front of Liuli Pavilion and Xinyuexuan, Gui Zhong was looking at the man in front of him with a smile.
"What a coincidence, Mr. Zhongli, you're out for a walk at this time too?"
"It seems like we are going the same way, how about going for a walk together?"
Zhongli: ...
We "encountered" each other face to face, and you told me we were on the same path?!
And there’s that brat next to him!
Zhongli glanced at the bushes not far away, and also looked at the passers-by who were accustomed to it and turned a blind eye to it, and closed his eyes.
He really made me cry.
As the strongest person in the Three Realms, Ni Zi could clearly hide in the void with Hu Tao without being noticed.
But he just squatted behind the bushes pretending to be serious, and together with Walnut, he held up small branches in his four hands to disguise himself!
This is somewhat disrespectful!
But Zhongli also understood.
The so-called "chance encounter" plan means that Gu Sanqiu is saying that the world is peaceful now, and Dad, you should consider finding a companion.
This "hiding method" that shows no respect for intelligence has another meaning.
It's probably like, "Dad, I know you don't really feel that way, and I respect your personal opinion."
It's contradictory and abstract, but when you think about who is the "mastermind" behind this plan, everything is so harmonious and reasonable.
Then, when these two meanings were combined together, it became a scene where Gu Sanqiu took Hu Tao to watch fun.
Although, Zhongli could swear with his wallet which he often forgot to bring, that this kid was definitely here for fun!
After the plan is implemented, you have to go to the "crime scene" in person to observe the "victim's" reaction, right?
Although he was reluctant to admit it, based on the situation on the field, Zhongli was indeed aware that he was the "first victim" tortured by Gu Sanqiu.
Perhaps the only victim.
What kind of outlaw are you, you rebellious son?
Zhongli was a little numb. The situation was unstable before, and Gui Zhong and others hid in the false reincarnation waiting for resurrection.
But now…
Zhongli felt that even if he allowed his rebellious son to drag him to travel around the worlds of various worlds in the universe, it seemed that he would not be able to escape.
The Little Troubles of Peace (Zhongli)
"In terms of universal reason, I now..."
Zhongli suddenly shut up. If he told Guizhong about his next itinerary, it would be like cutting off his own retreat.
Fortunately, Xiaoshen and the others are still mining in the mining area. If they come back, it will really put pressure on me.
Run!
Zhongli responded with a smile, finished a series of seemingly polite words in an instant, and then walked away quickly.
In the end: ...
The speed of speech was a bit fast just now, and she couldn't hear clearly what was said.
"Aunt Guizhong, come on!"
Hu Tao was furious: "Hurry up and capture that old man Zhongli. Don't you want Qiuqiu to call you mom?!"
Gui Zhong scratched his head: "But, Zhongli..."
"What are you afraid of? If he wants to travel the secular world, just chase him and go with him!"
Walnut jumped out from the bushes: "Look, isn't there a living example right next to us? Isn't that how Sora and Paimon got here?"
"As the saying goes, companionship is the most lasting confession of love. To deal with an old man like Zhongli who doesn't understand romance, you should accompany him wholeheartedly!"
Gu Sanqiu silently added: "It will be like mud that stagnates him."
"Don't talk!"
Hu Tao covered Gu Sanqiu's mouth and said, "This is the situation, Aunt Guizhong. Come on, grind Zhongli's iron rod into an embroidery needle, and then you can take him down!"
"Ooooh, it's on fire!"
Gui finally made a strongman gesture with his hands to cheer himself up.
"Then I'll go chase her now...wait."
Gui Zhong tapped Hu Tao's head gently: "Little Taozi, you actually called me auntie, don't you want to change your words?"
"Hehe, we are still young and have no plans to get married. I want to spend a few more years with Qiuqiu living a normal young person's life before considering getting married."
"He used to spend almost all his free time on me, and now it's my turn to do this to him!"
Hu Tao chuckled: "Let's not rush. Qiu Qiu is definitely mine for the rest of his life. He can't run away!"
Hu Tao said with a smile: "But as for the name, it depends on your own efforts, Aunt Guizhong."
Walnut began to cast the Devil's Whisper: "Sister, you don't want me to keep calling you Aunt Guizhong, do you?"
"Do you want me to change my name?"
Guizhong's spirit was infected!
The devil's whisper was judged as successful, and the bewitchment began to take effect!
Gu Sanqiu pushed Hu Tao's hand away: "From a common sense point of view, if I want to run, I should be able to move out of Teyvat with a teleportation."
"Don't talk!"
Hu Tao jumped onto Gu Sanqiu's back and then covered his mouth again "hard".
"You two are just like a pair of stubborn stones and iron pestles made from the same mold!"
In the end: ...
In the end, Gui finally followed Zhongli silently and traveled around the world together.
Anyway, it would be annoying to stay where I am, so I might as well run away.
Me too!
Morax, that's not right.
Zhongli, don't run!
I'll learn from my good daughter. You will never escape from the palm of my hand in this life!
In front of Yujing Terrace, Liuyun and Gechen held hot tea in their hands and enjoyed their health in old age.
"Ge Chen, do you think we will be liquidated by then?"
Grandma Ping blew a sip of tea and said, "How could that be? We were just drinking tea when the young master and Hu Tao came over to drink some tea for free. During the 'unintentional communication', we 'accidentally' revealed our thoughts."
"So, this was at most an unintentional mistake on our part. The Emperor is magnanimous and will not take our unintentional words seriously."
"Liuyun, calm down. If you get beaten, the young master will take the lead. When Marshal Wushuang and the others take their turn to return to Liyue, there will be a new group of matchmakers to pester the emperor. No one will pay attention to us."
Grandma Ping put down her teacup: "By then, the Emperor will really be a little 'overwhelmed'."
Liu Yun took a sip of tea and said, "Well, that makes sense. You are worthy of being called Ge Chen."
The three immortals Yaoluweng, Xueyue and Lishui beside them looked at each other, and at the same time raised their buttocks, holding their small stools and moved away from Grandma Ping and Master Liuyunjiefeng.
It’s so scary, the routine is so complicated!
Although there are always people seeking immortals and learning the way of Taoism in Minlin, they are at least "ordinary people" with relatively simple minds, who can at least tell what they are looking for at a glance.
The two next to them...
It’s still better to live in the mountains. At least it’s quiet and comfortable there!
Xie Yue silently prayed for Zhongli in his heart.
Master, I really can’t help you with this matter. You can only rely on your own efforts.
Even if Li Shui and I join forces, we are no match for Ge Chen Liu Yun and Lord Gui Zhong!
Or to take a step back, Li Shui may not be willing to join forces with him!
As expected, Liyue Harbor is only suitable for coming here to have a cup of tea in your spare time!
