Don't disturb my farming Chapter 52: Win-win...Bullshit!
When you are stronger than others, just hold back and show off whenever you can.
If you are not stronger than others, then you should just hold back and fight whenever you can...
The truth is always hard to hear, but this is indeed the situation now - yes, this green-haired man is currently a prisoner, but if we compare the hard power of both sides, the snow wolf VS the green dragon clan, it really can't win...
Especially when Ashan and Mumu returned to the team and accused them of burning the green-haired monster with fire and twisting it with wind when catching a bird, Xiao Yun knew that this group of gray dwarves had really caused trouble - if it weren't for the fact that this green dragon was stupid and gave up his advantage to play flying dragon riding on his face, the sixteen snow werewolf warriors would have no way to deal with him. And if he had been smarter and turned into a dragon that could spit fire from high in the sky, then the hard work of the hundreds of people in the tribe for a year would have been in vain.
After locking the arrogant and disdainful green dragon that refused to cooperate into an empty room and letting Niu Jiao squat beside it to keep an eye on it, Xiao Yun immediately summoned all the warriors he could find at the moment to discuss urgently what to do with this stupid dragon that had fallen from the sky.
"We must get the gray dwarves back." Xiao Yun first explained his bottom line. Shar and Elba were taken care of by the caracals, so there was no need for him to talk about friendship at this moment. "The mineral vein they found in the north happens to be relatively close to our Blackrock Mine, so we can start smelting on the spot. Our tribe undoubtedly needs a lot of iron to develop. Without the gray dwarves, our first five-year development plan will be frustrated and we will have to endure more than a hundred or a thousand times the hardship than before. Therefore, in terms of the surplus value squeeze of the gray dwarves... well, we will never give in on the right to freedom of life ."
No one had any idea what the five-year development plan he was talking about was, but they all understood that it was a thousand times harder than before. The two clan leaders, the black panther warrior Qingyan, and the caracal warrior Qiu, were all trembling in fear...
"But... I'm afraid the green dragon won't be willing to sit down and talk with us." The Grassroots Chief swallowed.
"Yeah, it's very troublesome, it's smelly and hard... We can't really kill it yet." Xiao Yun felt a toothache. He just wanted to concentrate on farming and didn't want to stir up any hornet's nest. "How much do you know about green dragons? No matter if it's hearsay or not, tell us something. We should have some understanding so that we can deal with it more conveniently."
Qingyan stared at Xiao Yun for a few seconds, as if he was wondering if what he said was sincere. He hesitated before speaking: "There are more than a dozen green dragons living in the forest to the north... The dragon clan is no more lenient than the elves in retaliating against dragon slayers. Ah Yun, don't really..."
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing." Xiao Yun waved his hand. He could still think of this. After the two gray dwarves ran away, the green dragon had to chase them out by itself. This showed that the green dragon clan definitely did not live in groups. They all separated and occupied the mountains as kings. They probably did not have the habit of recruiting younger brothers. Those who occupied a piece of land were all called lone kings.
But you really can't look down on him just because he is a lone king. You should know that the most stubborn elves in the world live in the same forest... Those elves are much stronger than the snow werewolves, and they didn't even drive away the green dragon. How confident must Xiao Yun be to try this game of fighting monsters above his level?
So everyone said a few words about what they knew, and pieced together the information, allowing Xiao Yun to roughly figure out the image of the green dragon clan . It was similar to what he had guessed before. These green dragons were really not easy to mess with: these green dragons occupied a large area of forest in the north. Not to mention the forest elves living next to them, even the more powerful and armed Ice and Snow Royal City had to be polite to them... According to the grassland residents, when the Elf King left his hometown and took a group of elite brothers to the Orc Empire for an armed tour, he gave these green dragons several large boxes of jewelry before leaving, so that these green dragons would not go to his royal city when they had nothing to do...
Xiao Yun's mouth twitched. This wasn't about beating monsters above his level. He was just getting beaten by a big boss right after leaving the Novice Village...
"When you live under someone's roof, you have to bow your head!" Xiao Yun sighed to the sky.
In a vacant shared bedroom used for storing miscellaneous items, the Green Dragon, who was tied up like a dumpling, was glaring at the Ox Horn squatting next to him.
Xiao Yun told Niu Jiao to stare at the green dragon, and Niu Jiao honestly just kept staring at it... He didn't even blink, and looked at it very attentively, without taking his eyes off.
Green Dragon: “…”
The anger in the green dragon's belly grew stronger and stronger. If looks could kill, Ox Horn would have been killed countless times by him. His ruthless eyes would have chopped Ox Horn into pieces from top to bottom.
Niu Jiao stared at him intently.
After more than half an hour of silent confrontation... the green dragon suddenly heard a light snoring sound.
After being confused for a few seconds, the green dragon realized that the snoring sound was actually coming from the snow werewolf squatting in front of him. The guy fell asleep with his round copper bell eyes staring at him.
The green dragon suddenly had the urge to breathe fire and burn this idiot to death - but the animal skin blocked his throat and he couldn't breathe out.
"...I actually stared at such an idiot for so long!" After being angry, the Green Dragon felt very disappointed.
People who are angry often have to vent their anger before they reflect on themselves. The green dragon was extremely regretful at this moment. Why did he not think of falling to the ground and fighting with the snow wolf people? Why didn't he think of flying to the den of these snow wolf people, destroying it, and then forcing them to hand over his belongings?
Any creature that wants to survive in the world must abide by certain rules. The green dragons who live here must also abide by certain rules, such as not attacking the elves and not landing on the grassland at will. The tiger warriors and snow wolf warriors on the grassland are both strong on the ground. The tigers are favored by the wind element and are better at playing wind magic at close range than the dragons, who are favored by magic. The snow wolf is disliked by the magic goddess, but the snow wolf is also thick-skinned... These are all the experiences accumulated by various races over thousands of years of survival and development. The dragons, who are longer-lived than the elves, will certainly not break the experience inheritance. What's hateful is that he was so angry at the snow wolf's immunity to magic attacks that he fell into the gutter in a moment of impulse.
Well... of course, compared to green dragons, other races have to abide by more survival rules. As the king of the sky, the dragon clan can at least dominate the skyline. Races that can only stand on the earth, whether you are a tiger, a snow wolf or an elf, must respect the top monsters entrenched on the earth.
After reflecting on his own foolish behavior, the next thing he began to worry about the current situation… The Green Dragon was not worried at all that the Snow Wolf Man would dare to kill him, unless the Snow Wolf Man did not want to stay on the grassland anymore - the Green Dragon clan maintained their advantage in the sky, and even if they could not kill the Snow Wolf Man, they could at least burn down the Snow Wolf Man's lair.
But being tied up like this is not a solution. He has a bunch of slaves locked up in his own home, and the gargoyles he controls are not smart enough to keep an eye on the slaves and make gorgeous jewelry for him. What if those lazy guys take the opportunity to slack off and his jewelry cannot be finished?
Moreover, the place where these snow wolves live is really ugly. Although I don’t know how they made the walls invisible, what’s the point of such gray walls even if they are very flat! It’s so ugly!
The green dragon looked at the collective bedroom that the Snow Wolf people had worked so hard to build. There was no exquisite furniture, minus points! The bed was a stone bed, and it was so long. The interior layout was not well thought out at all, minus points! The walls were plain and tasteless without any decorations, minus points! The ceiling did not even have beams and tiles visible directly, minus points! There were no windows, and the doors were directly replaced by movable wooden boards, and the wooden boards were put together very poorly, minus points, get lost!
After evaluating the dwellings of these snow werewolves, the green dragon suddenly felt a sense of superiority in terms of aesthetics and material enjoyment...
When Xiao Yun came in with a sullen look in his eyes and tried to engage in united front work... uh, to do diplomatic work, he was greeted with Green Dragon's even more arrogant and disdainful eyes, and Niu Jiao, the guy who was sleeping soundly with his eyes wide open.
Xiao Yun looked at the green-haired man's contemptuous and mocking face, and then looked at the snoring horns. He instantly felt what it felt like to be embarrassed to the point of being embarrassed...
Ignoring the embarrassing and disappointing horns, Xiao Yunduan put on a businesslike smile and put aside his old face to kiss Green Dragon's cold butt: "Well... I think there may be a little misunderstanding between us..."
The green dragon rolled his eyes, snorted coldly and turned his face away.
Xiao Yun was unhappy. No matter how powerful the dragon race is, it is not reasonable to tie them up like a dumpling and do a headstand. "I heard that the dragon race values their people more than the elves. Dragon slayers will be hunted down by the dragon race with all their might until they die. But risking your life to wipe out a small tribe that has nothing to do with you doesn't seem to be a big deal."
Green Dragon...Green Dragon turned his face back reluctantly.
"You die and I die. This kind of situation where both sides suffer is better to be avoided. In this case, why don't we find a win-win solution that will benefit both sides and resolve the misunderstanding between us?" Xiao Yun smiled and sat on the kang, keeping a certain distance from this seemingly harmless but actually dangerous guy. "As for us snow wolves, we hope that our gray dwarf friends will be free. This is the 'interest' of us snow wolves. As for you, you need the gray dwarves to make you the jewelry you require. In essence, our starting points are not conflicting... You release the gray dwarves and let them return to freedom, and they will make jewelry for you without you watching over them and providing them with food and lodging. You see, isn't this a win-win situation?"
The green dragon looked at him like he was an idiot...
"Do you think that if you don't imprison the gray dwarves, they won't make jewelry for you? How is that possible? You are a green dragon. How could they refuse such an honorable thing as making items for the dragon clan?" Xiao Yun slapped his thigh, "Excuse me for making a bold guess, but you didn't talk to those gray dwarves after you captured them? This is where the misunderstanding arises! If you ask the gray dwarves to make you the best, most gorgeous and beautiful jewelry, the gray dwarves will definitely jump for joy--"
The green dragon... The green dragon blinked and stared at Xiao Yun in shock, forgetting to maintain the arrogance that was unique to the dragon race...
"Even though I'm just a snow wolf who lives deep in the prairie and hasn't seen much of the world, I know that the dragon race has the highest vision among all races in the world!" Xiao Yun put on a sincere face that couldn't be more sincere, and flattered them like a tide. "Our clan leader often deals with humans. In the human kingdom, if any jeweler uses a slogan that even the dragon race likes their products, their products will be sold like crazy. If our gray dwarf friends are lucky enough to make items for you, then the value of all of them will increase countless times. How can they not be ecstatic? As their friends, we are all honored!"
The green dragon tried hard to keep a straight face, but his eyes had already begun to narrow...
"If you don't believe it, let's ask the gray dwarf."
Xiao Yun waved outside, and soon, Xia Er came in timidly, and knelt down as soon as he entered the door...
Xiao Yun quickly winked at him, and then Xiaer realized that he was kneeling in the wrong direction. He quickly moved his knees towards the green dragon and said tremblingly: "Respected Mr. Green Dragon, although I, I and Alba escaped, but, but actually we still want to make jewelry for you..."
After saying this, Charles's courage was almost gone. Xiao Yun was afraid that he would make a fool of himself, so he waved him out. Then he turned to look at the green dragon and said sincerely: "You have seen the attitude of the gray dwarves. We, the snow wolves, also support the gray dwarves. If you are willing, we, the snow wolves, are willing to keep an eye on these gray dwarves for you, prevent them from running around, and do our best to urge them to serve you with all their strength..."
The green dragon blinked twice, rolled his eyes, snorted, and turned his face away.
Xiao Yun saw that this guy was just arrogant, and the hostility was much relieved. He continued: "Of course, there was a little misunderstanding between us before, which escalated into a small conflict... To express our apologies, we, the Snow Wolf, hope that you can accept the best gift we can give..."
Dragons are greedy by nature, and they especially like to collect shiny, bright things. If the Elf King can deal with them in this way, the Snow Werewolf can naturally do it too... Well, of course Xiao Yun couldn't take out gold, silver, or jewelry. The only good-looking thing he had was a piece of defective yellow crystal mixed in with the quartz. If he used that thing to apologize, the green dragon would definitely be humiliated, so - he took out a pottery vessel that he had made himself.
A set of ceramic tableware that was originally prepared to be traded but was left gathering dust in the warehouse because there was no time to do it was lined up: ceramic bowls with bright glaze inside and outside, auspicious cloud patterns painted on the bowl walls with dark brown pigment extracted from tree bark, and neatly shaped plates with patterns painted on them as well. The juices from pink, purple and bright red petals combined to form huge flowers in different degrees of bloom, dotted with tender green; the smooth glaze and delicate patterns were shining in the sunlight coming in from outside the door, and the green dragon's eyes just glanced over here and couldn't move away.
Xiao Yun observed the guy's reaction and added a flattery at the end: "...This bright pottery is the result of our tribe's many years of research and has not been traded to the outside world. If the green dragon lord of the dragon clan can take a liking to this exquisite tableware that our tribe has carefully developed, then we have the confidence to trade it with human caravans... What do you think? Do you think it's worth your while?"
The green dragon tore off the eyes that were stuck to the pottery with great difficulty, raised his eyes and looked at Xiao Yun. Even a fool could see that this guy's eyes were very complicated and tangled - the kind of tangled expression that wanted to speak but felt embarrassed, and wanted to show off but couldn't bear to do so.
Xiao Yun immediately... put on a disappointed look: "You don't like it? Sigh, I knew that the Dragon Clan's standards were too high. Sure enough, after so much research, our clan still can't keep up with your vision... Well, we will destroy this batch of pottery, overturn it, and start over, and study from the beginning what kind of tableware is gorgeous enough. Maybe in a few decades, we can come up with other ideas."
The green dragon suddenly became nervous and twisted its body impatiently, staring at Xiao Yun with his eyes, and made two grunting sounds in his throat.
Xiao Yun almost couldn't help laughing - it turned out that this green dragon who ruled the mountain and lived in seclusion was much easier to fool than the elves!
Ya quickly put on a confused face and said cautiously: "Hmm... am I wrong? What do you want to say?"
The green dragon glared at him.
"Well, if I misunderstood what you meant, and you don't think that the special bright pottery tableware that my clan has researched for many years is worthless, just nod your head?" Xiao Yun pretended to be extremely surprised, but barely suppressed his joy.
The green dragon was silent for a moment, then nodded very reluctantly and slightly.
"Then...are you willing to accept this batch of bright pottery tableware?" Xiao Yun asked expectantly.
This time the green dragon nodded much faster.
"It's an honor for our clan. We'll pack it for you right now and you can take it away anytime!" Xiao Yun quickly picked up the pottery, stacked it into a pile, and ran out happily.
The green dragon stared at the guy's back as he left, with a hundred caracals scratching his head in his heart - bastard, just give those things to me!
Xiao Yun knew very well that when someone promised to give you a gift that you particularly liked, the time spent waiting for the gift to fall into your hands was the most heart-wrenching... So he left in a nasty way and did not show up, leaving the green dragon to worry slowly - the value of things that were easy to get would depreciate, so this waiting period was very necessary!
He left the man alone for the whole afternoon. During this time, Xiao Yun did not allow anyone to approach the room where Green Dragon was locked up. He hummed a song while slowly painting the flying statue... When it got dark, the tribe became lively and it was time for dinner. He slowly walked out of the pottery firing place, took a set of pottery (unpainted, no patterns) and tableware used in the tribe, filled it with food and brought it to Green Dragon.
As soon as Niu Jiao woke up, he rubbed his eyes and left. Green Dragon was left alone for a long time. When he saw Xiao Yun, he was definitely unhappy, but he didn't turn his face away or say anything to you like before.
Xiao Yun brought Hongye, Yu, and Ashan with him this time. He asked them to squat outside the door, and he went in and placed the food in front of the green dragon. He then stepped back a few steps and said cautiously with an embarrassed and tangled face: "The food of our tribe is relatively rough. I don't know if the green dragon, as a member of the dragon clan, can appreciate it... But this is the best food we can offer."
Except for those crazy magicians who transformed themselves into liches, all creatures in this world need to eat. If it weren't for the bad luck of being caught by the Snow Werewolf, the Green Dragon should be eating with exquisite silver plates in his own gorgeous castle... His nose started to twitch when he smelled the aroma of food, but as a green dragon, he couldn't lose face, so he looked very arrogant and cold, looking at Xiao Yun very coldly.
The tactless snow wolf cub didn't even bother to show any consideration for him, and just stood there staring at him stupidly.
Green Dragon: “…Mmmmm!” How am I going to eat if you don’t untie me, you bastard! !
Xiao Yun waited until his eyes glowed green before he asked carefully, "Do you want to eat?"
The green dragon nodded in humiliation.
Xiao Yun then stepped forward and carefully untied the animal tendons tied around his arms...
With his hands free, Green Dragon glared at Xiao Yun, took out the hide that was used to gag him, and tidied his hair in a showy manner. He seemed to have done something with his hands, and a white napkin appeared instantly. He then tied the napkin around his neck elegantly... His behavior was indeed very decent and unhurried, but the showy operation of tying the napkin had already betrayed him deeply...
The wheat cakes made from the wheat flour ground by the stone mill made by the goblins were countless times more delicious than the wheat crackers they used to make. Although the green dragon disliked eating the wheat cakes with his hands, he ate them up neatly. The bone soup with the meat and vegetable tower was delicious and not fishy or smelly. Although he was very particular about scooping it up slowly with a spoon, the frequency was not slow at all, or even very fast...
It took only a few minutes to prepare a snow werewolf-sized dinner. This speed made Xiao Yun dumbfounded and admit defeat.
After finishing his meal, he wiped his mouth elegantly with a napkin, turned to face Xiao Yun, and opened his mouth——
"Hot damn hot hot!!"
Hongye, Yu and Ashan looked at Xiao Yun, whose hair was burnt, and laughed heartlessly.
...Although he's easy to fool, he has a bad temper...
After spraying Xiao Yun in the face, the Green Dragon felt much more relieved. He slowly untied the tendons on his feet, and took out a unique white robe from somewhere and put it on. He then put on various jewelry for a long time... It was his action of putting on jewelry that made the Snow Wolf Warriors think that he had no intention of fighting, so they were in the mood to laugh at Xiao Yun who enjoyed the same treatment as them.
After getting dressed, the green dragon stood up on the kang, looking down at the dusty Xiao Yun, and stretched out his hand: "I can forgive the Snow Wolf Man's rudeness, but of course, you have to keep your promise."
Xiao Yun: “…” If you could just not reach out your hand so directly, I would have believed your pretense!
However, he was under someone else's roof. Now was not the time for Xiao Yun to get angry with him. He could only put on a professional smile and said, "We Snow Wolfs always keep our word."
The green dragon nodded and waved his outstretched hand.
...Here you go! Here you go! Xiao Yun held his breath and asked A Shan to bring the tableware that was prepared to send away the God of Plague.
After receiving tableware that was more beautiful than silver, the green dragon with green eyes couldn't hold back his smile, but he was still greedy and said, "If the gray dwarves can't make better jewelry under the supervision of the snow wolf, I will take care of them again."
"We snow wolves will definitely keep an eye on them." Xiao Yun smiled professionally, gnashing his teeth secretly, calculating frantically in his mind when he would be qualified to have an equal dialogue with the elves. He would definitely join forces to beat the shit out of you big lizards.
The green dragon was very satisfied. He put away the beautiful tableware and looked at Xiao Yun with his chin raised: "Give me your cook and a year's worth of ingredients, and I won't mind the gray dwarves eating my food."
Xiao Yun took a deep breath - no, he wanted to beat this guy up right now! !
