Don't disturb my farming Chapter 51: Damn, so green!
Thousands of horses are galloping, the sound of their hooves is like thunder.
On the grassland with yellowing autumn grass, migrating herds of wild horses flow southward like a torrent. Tens of thousands of horse hooves stir up billowing dust, and draw a rough and unruly long line on the grassland.
Hongye hugged her chest with an impatient look on her face, A Yue waved her hands to drive away the smoke and dust that was approaching, Yu looked around boredly, twitching his nose from time to time, hoping to smell something other than the smell of horse urine.
The three snow werewolf warriors were blocked by a herd of migrating wild horses. The galloping wild horses ignored the snow werewolves who were at the top of the food chain on the grassland. The snow werewolves had no intention of catching a few wild horses to eat, simply because... horse meat was sour.
When horse meat is cooked or roasted, its sour flavor is even more intoxicating.
Not only the snow werewolves, but also the tiger tribe and the cat tribe have little interest in the wild horse herd. This has led to the fact that the wild horse herd on the grassland is quite large. Either you can't see it, or if you see it, there are tens of thousands of them.
"There is such a large herd of wild horses nearby, could there also be the herd of deer you mentioned?" Yu sniffed for a long time but smelled nothing, and turned his head to look at Hongye in boredom.
"Go a little further, there should be some near the north. If there are no deer, go to the west forest to look for wild boars." Hongye licked her lips. "Ayun said that if you can find a young wild boar, try to catch it and cut off its balls and fatten it up. The meat will be delicious."
"..." Yu and A Yue understood what Hongye meant by cutting off the testicles, and suddenly felt a chill in their crotch.
"By the way, did Ayun tell us when to go to harvest acorns this year? It would be great if we could encounter such a large group of wild boars this year." A Yue said.
"We have to go before it snows? There's no shortage of forage this year, so there's no rush." Hongye thought for a moment and said.
"The horses are almost done running, you can go over now." Yu reminded.
Hongye and A Yue were cheered up. They had been blocked by the herd of wild horses for so long that they had already become impatient.
The majestic wild horses that were guarding the formation finally all passed through, and the smoke and dust that had been lingering for a long time gradually dissipated... The three snow werewolves were stunned before they even raised their legs.
About fifty meters in front of them, through the slowly dispersing smoke and dust, two gray dwarves were looking at them in shock.
"You're not... Ciel?!" Hongye's jaw dropped in shock. "Hey, why are there only two of you?"
"Hongye ahhhh——" Charles ran over as if surprised and frightened.
Hongye was also surprised, but she immediately thought of something, and immediately... raised her strong and slender long legs and put the soles of her feet firmly on Xiaer's face: "Wait, do you have lice? I have finally grown a little hair!"
Charles: “…”
At the same time, more than 30 kilometers to the west, when Hongye and others accidentally picked up two lost gray dwarves .
Ashan was holding his bow in one hand and a fat, colorful bird in the other. The bird had its feet caught but was still pecking at the back of his hand with its hard beak. He was staring blankly ahead.
Mumu, the soldier who was traveling with Ashan, was still hanging on a tree picking wild fruits, looking in the same direction with a silly look on his face.
The person who scared the two werewolf warriors was a very strange person whose style was totally inconsistent with the grassland. His height and build were not too exaggerated. He was similar to the cubs in the tribe, not particularly tall nor small. However, his dress was definitely different from that of the grassland residents.
Her slightly curly green hair fell to her knees, and she wore an exquisite forehead ornament on her head. The back half of the ornament was hung with beads and tassels of varying lengths that blended into her hair, and a ruby the size of a pigeon egg hung in front of her forehead. Her pure white high-necked robe covered her instep, and she was covered with a veil woven with gold and silver threads. The extremely gorgeous belt was decorated with dazzling gems of all sizes, and there were also strings of gems hung around her wrists and neck...When the sun shone, she became a walking source of reflective pollution.
The most important thing is... this strange creature, which shouldn't appear on the grassland no matter how you look at it, is floating in mid-air, with its feet more than one meter off the ground.
This strange creature floating in the air stared at the fat bird with colorful feathers in Ashan's hand.
The fat bird with colorful feathers pecked at the back of Ashan's hand countless times, but couldn't even break the skin. Its round eyes looked at its owner intelligently and aggrievedly.
The bird owner was angry. He raised his hand without saying a word. A fireball as big as a pottery basin suddenly appeared at the front of his palm and hit Ashan's upper body hard in the next second.
"Ah! Hot, hot, hot!" Ashan jumped up and hurriedly pinched the fat, colorful bird's neck with the hand holding the bow... intending to pinch the prey to death before letting go.
The bird owner looked at Ashan in astonishment. Ashan only cried out that it was hot but was not injured. Seeing that Ashan actually tried to kill his pet in front of his owner, he flew into a rage and a bigger fireball appeared in the front of his palm again.
"roar--!!"
Mumu, the soldier traveling with Ashan, tore off the animal leather shorts tied to his buttocks, jumped down from the tree, transformed into a wolf in mid-air, and pounced fiercely on the invader who attacked Ashan.
"Snow Werewolf?!"
The bird owner was startled as a wind with incredible potential energy suddenly appeared in front of him.
Mumu was blocked by the wind when she pounced forward, and a lot of the dense silver hair on her chest was cut off by the wind, but she was not hurt. After landing, she lowered her head to the ground, accumulated strength and burst out, suddenly jumping over the height of the wind barrier, and opened her big mouth to bite the enemy.
"Magic Index race, damn it——"
The bird owner waved his left hand forward, and the waving palm brought out a swift and fierce gust of wind, using the force of the wind to push his body back more than ten meters. He raised his right hand horizontally, and several wind blades instantly formed around him. With a whistling sound, they attacked the warrior Mumu who was approaching again, forcing her to retreat and dodge.
"Ashan!" Mumu turned back and shouted anxiously. The snow wolf's magic forbidden system is not favored by magic. The disadvantage is that he cannot learn magic. The advantage is high magic defense, but it does not mean that he is invulnerable. It will still hurt if he is hit in the face by magic.
"Why can't I kill this bird?" Ashan was also very anxious. The neck of the fat colorful bird was almost stretched out by him.
"Boom!" A huge fireball exploded on Mumu's body, singeing a lot of her fur.
"It's so hot, so hot, so hot!" Mumu, with half of his body smoking, rolled on the ground and tried to put out the sparks on his hair.
"..." The bird owner stared at the lively Mumu in a daze. This... the magic that can melt the enchanted armor can actually burn off some of the snow wolf's fur? !
When Ashan saw Mumu was at a disadvantage, he quickly threw the fat bird away, pulled up his pants, and turned into a wolf and pounced on the enemy.
The bird owner quickly threw out a wind blade to block Ashan, and then threw out a huge fireball to test its power.
Ashan is a little silly and cute, but his fighting instinct is still good. Seeing that Mumu was at a disadvantage, he would not dare to take the fireball and immediately jumped sideways to avoid it. A huge blue flame fireball, which was not much smaller than the wolf form of the snow werewolf, exploded and only burned half of Ashan's butt.
Ashan felt pain and became more ruthless. He rushed forward fiercely without caring that smoke was still coming out of his butt. Mumu, who was full of anger, immediately followed him, and they surrounded the bird owner floating in the air from the left and right.
"not good!"
The bird owner waved his hands downwards, wind appeared under his feet, and his body suddenly rose to a height of more than 20 meters. He put his hands together in a casting gesture, and a huge magic array appeared under his feet.
Ashan and Mumu were startled, looked at each other, and turned around and ran at the same time.
This green-haired guy seems to be much more powerful than those magical beasts!
The most important thing is that the Snow Werewolf can't fly. They can't fight them at all when they are floating so high on the ground.
The bird owner watched the two snow werewolves pick up the pants they had taken off and the weapons they had dropped and ran away. He did not slowly descend from the air until the two monsters completely disappeared.
The fat, colorful bird with much of the hair on its neck torn off chirped and emerged from the grass listlessly.
The bird owner glared at it unhappily, then looked up in the direction the snow werewolf left.
"Is this area the territory of the Snow Werewolves..." The bird owner frowned, "Forget it, we are just here to capture two gray dwarves, there is no need to get entangled with the Snow Werewolves."
Looking at the gray, colorful, fat bird, the bird owner looked disgusted and said, "Go, find those two dwarves. If you can't find them, you'll have to pluck all your feathers and jump into the pot."
The fat bird with colorful feathers immediately flapped its wings and took off. After circling in the air, it flew towards the east.
About twenty minutes later.
Hongye, Ayue and Yu, who were carrying the deer, stared blankly at the green-haired gem monster flying in the air.
The two gray dwarves were so frightened that they collapsed to the ground.
The fat bird with colorful feathers had suffered a loss from the snow werewolf, so it circled in the air and did not dare to land.
The bird owner stared at the ears of the three people for a few seconds. The silver-white fur on the ears on both sides of the snow wolf's head was quite easy to identify, so he also stopped in the air.
Ah Yue was a soldier from the tough class. She had only been there for a year and was inexperienced. She said modestly, "Hongye, Maomao, what is that?"
Hongye said blankly: "...I don't know."
Yu also shook his head: "I haven't seen it."
Charles was so scared that he hugged his tribe tightly: "Yes, it's the green dragon! This man is the green dragon that captured Baru and his tribe!"
"Huh?" Hongye was shocked, "Is the Dragon Chief like this?"
"Snow Werewolf." The bird master spoke, pointing at the two gray dwarves, "Return my belongings."
"Eh?" Hongye was even more surprised, "Yours?"
"No!" Charles and Alba screamed together.
"Obviously, they are not yours." Hongye threw the deer on his shoulder aside and reached out to untie his belt. "The gray dwarves are our friends of the snow werewolves. We can't hand them over to you. You have to return the gray dwarves you captured."
Yu and A Yue spread out to the left and right in tacit understanding, their eyes fixed on the green dragon floating in the air.
Veins popped out on the green dragon's forehead... If someone else had spoken to the green dragon clan like this, he would have been burned to ashes. The dragon clan was different from the snow werewolves who were disliked by magic. They were born to be favored by magic - but these guys were really thick-skinned and tough. They would only scream like they were hot when the dragon breath magic was cast on them. It was very infuriating!
It is not the style of the dragon clan to not react when someone is riding on the face. The green dragon raised his hand, and the forehead ornament on his forehead, the high-necked robe and the cumbersome jewels on his body all disappeared. His body suddenly emitted a dazzling green light, revealing his true form as a green dragon, roaring and spewing out hot dragon breath.
Hongye's face changed, and she kicked the frightened Ciel and Elba away, then she turned into a wolf and fled outside...
"Hot, hot, hot!"
"Ahhh, it's so hot!"
Hongye's hind legs were burned by the dragon's breath, and Ayue's buttocks were roasted. The two snow werewolves quickly rolled on the ground...
"……" Blue veins popped out on the green dragon's huge head. It let out a long howl and charged towards the snow werewolf on the ground with its huge body.
“Ah~~~~~~”
A Yue was hit head-on... This unlucky kid had insufficient combat experience and didn't even bother to avoid the dragon's head, and was immediately pressed under the dragon's belly.
"roar--!!"
Yu quickly pushed off the ground with all four legs, lifted himself up suddenly, and hit the green dragon's left wing. The huge dragon's body was knocked slightly to the right.
Hongye had circled to the right side at this time, and immediately pounced forward and bit Green Dragon's right back of the neck. Green Dragon felt the pain, raised his upper body and shook his head hard. Hongye was thrown away by him, and Ayue, who was pressed under his belly, also seized the opportunity and hurriedly climbed out.
Yu jumped at high speed to avoid the waving dragon wings and the dragon head that turned to bite him, and he still had enough energy to look at Yue: "Yue, are you okay?"
"It's okay, I just feel like vomiting."
"Next time you fight a big guy like this, remember to avoid the front and don't go to the tail, as it's easy to get swept away. Attack from both sides."
While explaining with his beak, his claws were not idle either. He seized the opportunity when the green dragon used its wings to sweep over him and grabbed it hard, leaving four claw marks on the green dragon's left wing. When the green dragon turned around suddenly, he quickly followed and always kept himself on the left side of the green dragon.
After being attacked from both sides for several rounds, the green dragon realized that it was a stupid idea to fight the snow wolves on the ground. He immediately flapped his wings hard to shake the two snow wolves away and was about to take off into the air.
"roar--!!"
When A Yue saw the opportunity to attack, she immediately flew over and bit the softer .
“……!!” The green dragon had to stop rising and roll on the ground, forcing A Yue, who was biting his weak spot, to loosen her grip.
Hongye and Yu would never miss such a good opportunity to attack, and they immediately rushed over...
A green dragon with a length of more than 40 meters from head to tail is undoubtedly a huge monster for humans, but for an adult snow werewolf warrior whose average length from head to tail is between five and six meters, the size difference is not that big. Three snow werewolf warriors work together to suppress a stupid dragon that falls to the ground and engages in close combat with them. The difficulty is not much higher than chasing a herd of deer.
In the tribe, Chief Huoyan and Chief Caogen were standing around the clay figurine that Xiao Yun had been kneading for the whole morning, and they were marveling at it. They even breathed very lightly for fear of damaging the beautiful little thing. Xiao Yun used fine yellow clay and added a little quartz powder and feldspar powder to knead a half-meter-tall flying fairy statue that suited his aesthetic taste. The streamers, limbs, and hands and feet were made with resilient rattan grass cores as the skeleton support, and the facial features that somewhat resembled Tong Liya were carefully carved out with wood chips and peeling knives. Before it was even painted, the exquisite blank had already stunned the two chiefs.
"It's really... too beautiful!" The Fire Chief took a few steps back and kept a distance of more than three meters from the Flying Embryo. Only then did he dare to speak loudly, "Ayun, is this a goddess statue? It's even more beautiful than the flower fairy statue you gave to the Minotaur last time!"
"How do I know which goddess is more popular? Any one will do." Xiao Yun was using a round and smooth wooden pestle to crush the petals to extract the natural pigment, and replied casually.
The Grassroots Chief stared at Xiao Yun in shock, stepped back a few steps, and said excitedly: "How can this be so casual?! No way!"
"Then the statue of the Harvest Goddess will do. Besides Mother Earth, the Tauren believe in the Harvest Goddess. Only the Harvest Goddess is worthy of me spending so much effort on her." Xiao Yun said after thinking for a while.
The fact that the snow wolves don't believe in gods doesn't mean they know nothing about the pantheon. Although Ayun's attitude was quite perfunctory, the two clan leaders thought about it and were quite satisfied... After all, it was because the snow wolves didn't believe in gods, otherwise they would have to argue over whether she was the goddess of hunting or the goddess of bravery.
"Okay, I'm going to color it. You have to concentrate when coloring this thing, and don't disturb me later." Xiao Yun placed the prepared colors next to the blank, sat down cross-legged, moved his fingers, and then carefully picked up the coloring brush made of his own hair.
Having an elder sister with broad interests and who is very strong-willed, who forced Xiao Yun, an absolute punk, to become a handicraft technology geek... This kind of thing... On Earth, it wouldn't even be enough to show off, but it comes in handy here. Although there is no system or plug-in to show loyalty, after creating this flying embryo, Xiao Yun clearly discovered that the grassroots chief's attitude towards him was different.
The tender green extracted from the grass leaves was used to paint the jade pendants on the flying statue. After all, we are Chinese, and our aesthetic taste for jade is based on jadeite. If the jade in the artwork is not green, it will not look cool... The delicate paint brush was dipped in some tender green paint and gently approached the earrings of the flying statue. Suddenly, a wolf howl exploded like thunder on the ground:
“Ayunaaaaaaa——!!”
Xiao Yun's hand trembled, and the elegant and light green color was brushed onto the face of the flying statue.
Xiao Yun: “…”
After taking back the paint brush and carefully placing it back on the ceramic plate that served as a paint tray, Xiao Yun took a deep breath, turned his head and roared outside: "Being a statue of the Goddess of Harvest doesn't mean I like to paint the skin of the figurines green! Tong Liya is green enough, okay!!"
Flame & Grass Roots: “???”
Xiao Yun stormed out of the room angrily and opened his mouth to curse, but the words got stuck in his throat before they came out... Damn, so cuckold!
No, it was Hongye and the others who brought back a very green guy!
This guy had extremely exaggerated long green hair that reached his knees, his pupils were green, his skin was light green, one shade greener than the forest elves he had seen before, his whole body was naked, and the hair there was also green... well, apart from that, his appearance was also very unique, his hands and feet were tightly tied up with animal tendons and animal skins, and his hands were wrapped in several layers of animal skins... even a roll of animal skins was stuffed in his mouth.
Xiao Yun was really curious about what this guy had done to deserve such a beating from the simple and silly snow wolf. He turned his eyes and was startled again... Hongye, Ayue and Maomao were all humiliated. There were traces of burns on their faces and bodies. The white hair on their heads was burned to the point where their scalps were visible, and their ears were all burnt bald...
"This guy is so mean!" Hongye pointed at the green-haired guy who was staring at him unconvincedly, "He refused to admit defeat even after losing the fight, and kept setting fire to us. He even tied our hands and feet and breathed fire out of his mouth!"
...Okay. Even after being burned like this, they were only tied up and gagged. The Snow Wolf Man is indeed simple, silly and cute. Xiao Yun was a little amused and a little angry, then he jumped up in surprise: "Hey, Xia Er? You guys are back?"
Xia Er, who was following behind with grievance, moved forward: "Ayun, wuwuwuwu..."
Without saying a word, Xiao Yun raised his legs and used the soles of his feet to block Xia Er's face as he tried to get closer: "Wait, wait, have you got lice?"
Charles: “…”
Sad Charles explained for a long time how they, the gray dwarves, found the iron ore, how they mistakenly entered the territory of the green dragon, the green-haired guy who was tied up like a dumpling, in the northern forest during the mining process, and how they were caught and enslaved by the savage green dragon - the only outsider they had contact with in the past five months was this clean green dragon, who definitely didn't have lice!
Xiao Yun... Xiao Yun looked at the arrogant green-haired man who was so arrogant even when he was captured, and his worldview was shattered - wait a minute, the very classy dragon race is just this? They don't even wear underwear when they go out? Is it really okay to be so unrestrained? !
After listening to Hongye and the other two's story, Xiao Yun realized that he had misunderstood... The Green Dragon was still very impressive, appearing in a riot of jewels and looking very noble, and he only took them off when he wanted to transform and fight.
So Xiao Yun looked at the indignant green dragon with a face full of pain and sympathy: "Can I interview this noble dragon lord... What do you think? A magician throws his arms and falls to the ground to fight a warrior head-on? A melee magician?"
Green Dragon... Green Dragon stared at him fiercely with a terrifying look.
Xiao Yuncai ignored the prisoner's pretense and looked down at Xia Er: "Did this guy do anything to Baru and the others? Did he kill any of your people?"
Charles shook his head in pain. "I don't know. We were imprisoned in separate cells underground to make jewelry... Alba and I were imprisoned in one cell, and Sally was next to us. When we escaped together, Sally was caught by the gargoyle guarding us, so we had no choice but to..."
"No need to say more, I understand." Xiao Yun raised his hand and patted the sobbing Charles. It was too unreliable to ask the two gray dwarves to rescue people by themselves when they were imprisoned. It was lucky that they could run away... otherwise Xiao Yun would have thought where they had run off to.
Meeting the green dragon's gaze, Xiao Yun said calmly, "This honorable dragon lord, can we make a deal and exchange the gray dwarves you captured for your freedom? How about that?"
The gagged green dragon raised his chin and rolled his eyes.
"How can we kill the green dragon faster?" Xiao Yun looked at the two clan leaders.
Green Dragon: “…”
"The dragon race has strong vitality... I remember to chop off their heads first." The Grassroots Chief thought for a moment before saying, "Ordinary weapons can't cut through their bones, which is a bit troublesome."
"If the dragon will die if its head is chopped off, there's no need to go through the trouble of chopping off its bones... If there were only bones left on its neck, it would definitely be dead?" Xiao Yun stared at the green dragon's neck.
Green Dragon: “…”
Xiao Yun gave a threatening smile and said in a calm tone: "Look, this honorable dragon lord, if there is no deep hatred between us, there is really no need for us to fight to the death. It would be a waste of our time, right? We, the Snow Werewolves, have no intention of being enemies with the Dragon Clan. We just want to get our Gray Dwarf friends back. As for the jewelry you need, it is not impossible to discuss it... It is always easier to sit down and talk than to fight, what do you think?"