Chapter 99: Eating and peeing, nothing can’t compare!
Ha ha!
Joyful laughter rang out, and a group of onlookers started to make a noise, shouting at Xu Yan to cheer him on, as if they were afraid that the world would not be in chaos.
The challenged company members all had livid faces, provoked by Xu Yan's arrogant attitude. However, after seeing Xu Yan's cursing skills, they dared not accept the challenge easily. They could only swallow their anger and said in a muffled voice: "We admit defeat in this battle!"
"Come on, let's play for a while. I've just started to warm up. Brother Situ hasn't even said anything back, so why are you admitting defeat? We've finally had a match, so we have to fight for three hundred rounds." Xu Yan disagreed.
That unsatisfied attitude made the other party itchy again. Xu Yan's scolding skills were invincible and he had the absolute upper hand. Of course, he thought it was all fun, but as the ones being scolded, they were sitting on pins and needles. Not only did they not find it fun, but they felt it was a great torture.
"We admit defeat in this match!"
The opponent admitted defeat again. A group of people had gloomy faces and held their breath. They were bullied by Xu Yan so badly that they made up their minds to defeat Xu Yan once and suppress his arrogance.
Several squad leaders exchanged glances and secretly asked what the next game would be, but everyone shook their heads and had no good ideas. Xu Yan's performance was too amazing, and they were not sure about anything they chose.
"Do you still want to compete?" Xu Yan asked.
"Compete!" a squad leader said without hesitation. Although he had not yet decided what to compete in and had not found an event in which he could defeat Xu Yan, he accepted the competition immediately and competed with him.
"Compared to what?"
"Compete..." The squad leader looked around, sweeping over everyone in the company. After a circle, he didn't find a suitable candidate, so he turned his gaze back and fell on Tian Ming again. His gaze suddenly froze, and his eyes brightened instantly. He shouted: "Tian Ming, you step out!"
"Squad leader, you called me!" Tian Ming walked out of the crowd.
"Come and compete with him!" the squad leader ordered.
"Sergeant, I don't have good military skills, and I can't curse, I..." Tian Ming said hesitantly.
"Who asked you to compete with him in these things? It's better than what you are best at!"
"Apart from being able to eat, I'm not good at anything else." Tian Ming said embarrassedly.
"Just use your special ability of eating to compete with him in eating!" The squad leader said directly. What he values is Tian Ming's ability to eat. He cannot compare with him in physical fitness, shooting, wisdom and swearing. He does not believe that he cannot even compare with him in eating.
"Can we compare even eating?" Tian Ming asked doubtfully.
"Of course!" The squad leader responded, then turned to look at Xu Yan and said, "Xu Yan, in the next round, we will compete with you in eating. Whoever eats more will win."
Better than eating!
Everyone was dumbfounded, with strange expressions on their faces. After hearing the conversation between the squad leader and Tian Ming, they guessed that they might have to compete in eating next, but when they heard him bring it up, everyone was still stunned.
"Sergeant, are you so angry about losing that you even want to compete with me in eating?" Xu Yan sneered.
"What, you don't dare?" the other party provoked.
"Of course not!" Xu Yan paused, then stiffened his neck and said, the competition has come to this point, he can't refuse, but...
Xu Yan secretly looked at Tian Ming and found that he was not tall and did not look fat, but his belly was round like a bucket. He must have a bowlegged belly. People like him are usually big eaters. Now that the other party deliberately brought him up to compare his eating ability with his own, his fighting ability must be beyond doubt.
As if echoing Xu Yan's thoughts, someone in the crowd broke the news, "I know that Tian Ming. We were in the same company when we were recruits. He was known for his ability to eat. He could eat half could eat as much as three or four ordinary people and could eat a whole bowl of rice in one meal."
"Yes, I have also seen him eat. He eats a steamed bun that is bigger than his fist in two bites. He is a big eater. This time Xu Yan has a rival!"
"I don't know if Xu Yan can win this time. If he can win this, I will really admire him!"
Hearing the discussions of the crowd, Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat and his heart gradually sank. This Tian Ming was indeed a huge foodie, and even better than he had imagined. How could they be compared!
You have to know that eating is not like other things. If it is running, fighting, shooting, etc., you can use skills to make up for it, but how can you use skills to make up for eating? You can eat as much as you can, and there is no room for falsehood. The appetite is so big, and the stomach is so big. Can you eat in a variety of ways so that the stomach that can hold one bowl of rice can hold two bowls? This is simply impossible!
Just as Xu Yan was thinking about his strategy, the squad leader urged him, "It's time to start now!"
Xu Yan hadn't thought of a plan yet, so of course he couldn't start now. He rolled his eyes and said, "In a competition, we need to be fair. I've already eaten before, so it's not appropriate to compete now!"
"I've eaten too." Tian Ming said.
Xu Yan nodded and said, "That 's it . Both of them have eaten, but the amount they ate is different. For the sake of fairness, I suggest that we postpone this competition and find a time when no one has eaten. This will be fairer. What do you think?"
What Xu Yan said was reasonable and it was difficult for the other party to refuse. Although he knew that he was trying to delay time by saying this, he had no choice but to agree for the time being.
"As for eating, we can't compare now. How about we try something else?" Xu Yan suggested.
The other party was not willing to agree. If they were sure they could beat Xu Yan in other aspects, they would not have proposed a dinner competition. The two sides agreed to fight again next time, and this competition ended.
The crowd dispersed, and the news of the competition spread quickly.
"Have you heard? Xu Yan challenged three people in a row today. One was for memory, one was for singing, and one was for quarreling and swearing. He won all three. He won the memory and quarreling and swearing competitions with overwhelming strength. Especially his swearing skills, which were so amazing that the world changed color and he looked up to him."
"The next game is more important than eating. I wonder if Xu Yan can continue his glory."
The news spread quickly to every corner of the Wild Wolf Regiment like wings, and even the reconnaissance company commander Tang Jue received the news.
Company commander's office.
The company commander's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He slapped the table and shouted, "Nonsense, too much nonsense!"
After roaring twice, Tang Jue said to Mo Wenyuan beside him, "What do you think is going on in his head? If he wants to compete in physical fitness and shooting, that's fine, but he actually competes with others in swearing and eating. Did he get kicked in the head by a donkey? Go stop him for me, don't let him embarrass himself in public!"
"Well, we do have to stop him. This kid will definitely not win a meal. It's not easy to win so many games in a row, but we can't let him lose his reputation at the last moment!" Mo Wenyuan nodded seriously.
Tang Jue: “…”
