Chapter 98: Xu Yan shows off his power and his cursing skills are amazing
"I'm afraid things are not that simple. This kid will definitely do something surprising next time!"
Everyone whispered a few words and soon reached a consensus. They didn't believe that the matter would end there, and they didn't believe that Xu Yan would admit defeat. Instead, they believed that he would make big moves later.
Situ didn't care what everyone thought . Although he was curious about why Xu Yan bowed his head, no matter what, Xu Yan's saying that he was afraid gave him a reason to attack. He just sneered and said loudly: "If you are afraid, then get out of here quickly and don't show off in front of our company!"
"This kid really doesn't know how to live or die!" Luo Yifei shook his head secretly, and the way he looked at Situ was no different from looking at an idiot. Xu Yan was obviously teasing him, but Situ simply didn't see it and was still showing off here. His eyesight was as bad as his IQ, which was worrying!
Thinking this in his heart, Luo Yifei couldn't help but look at Xu Yan, but surprisingly found that Xu Yan did not attack him directly, but called him and said, "Mule, let's go!"
Luo Yifei looked at Xu Yan in astonishment. He never expected him to say that. He had competed in so many projects before, and now it was his best field, but he suddenly bowed his head and admitted defeat and refused to compete. What was going on?
After a brief moment of daze, Luo Yifei said unhappily: "What did you say? Go, are you crazy? Are you leaving just like that? Are you not going to argue with him and hurt him?"
"No more competition!" Xu Yan shook his head and sighed, "I am afraid of myself when I quarrel and hurt others. I am afraid that I will not be able to control myself and they will not be able to resist!"
Ha ha!
Everyone was stunned, then started laughing.
"I knew this guy wouldn't give in so easily . It turned out to be just as I expected!"
"This guy's previous attitude was not to admit defeat, but to pave the way for what he said now."
"He is very good at pretending to be powerful, retreating to advance."
"This guy is really good at pretending, but he pretends really well, I give him a ten!"
I have to say that Xu Yan is really good at pretending. Pretending has been integrated into his blood and he has already mastered it to perfection. Every word and every action can be used to pretend, and he does it without any worldly airs.
Hearing everyone's discussion, Situ's face suddenly darkened, and he shouted at Xu Yan: "Don't talk so much nonsense, I just want to ask you if you dare to compete with me."
Do you dare to have a competition?
Xu Yan told Situ the answer with his actions. He grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth that flashed with a cold light. The hesitation on his face disappeared, leaving only excitement and excitement. It had been a long time since he had cursed someone so hard, and now the opportunity had finally come.
Without waiting for Situ to yell, Xu Yan took a step forward, pointed at Situ and said, "I definitely wouldn't dare compete with you. You're so awesome! You've slept with pigs, killed chickens, and masturbated at school! You've raised wolves, herded sheep, and even slept with gorillas! You've traveled south and north! You've had your legs crushed on the railway tracks! You've drunk water in the toilet! You've even kissed a donkey..."
Xu Yan said that he didn't dare to compete, but the insulting words that followed poured out like a machine gun, leaving everyone stunned and knocking Situ unconscious.
However, Situ was an expert in quarreling after all. After a brief moment of dizziness, he quickly reacted and said "Fuck!". Just as he was about to fight back, Xu Yan's curse words suddenly changed, and he continued with Situ's words, "Fuck! Three men and two women, how can you fuck them? What the hell are you fucking? You can't reach the sky, you can't get into the ground, the water is slippery, you can't get bit by dogs, you can't get pecked by chickens, you can't get hurt by walls, you can't get pricked by thorns, you can't get hurt by glass, you can't get hurt by knives..."
"Nima, this is too cool!"
Everyone opened their mouths in surprise. They had never seen such powerful swearing methods before. The swearing words had become a jingle, and the routines and swearing words would change as the other party opened their mouths. What kind of powerful combat experience must one have to be able to achieve such a level!
Everyone was stunned, but Luo Yifei was not. Having seen Xu Yan's scolding skills before, when Xu Yan started scolding again, he listened with relish and laughed at the side.
"I used to think that Dong Yong, Xu Xian, and Ning Caichen were all gangsters. One of them fucked a fairy, one fucked a demon, and the other one didn't even let go of ghosts. But today, after seeing Brother Situ, I realized that those were nothing. Although Brother Situ didn't fuck any of those, his courage and determination to fight against heaven and earth and not fear thorns and pain are worth learning for all of us!"
Situ was scolded by Xu Yan, but he didn't find a chance to fight back. Hearing Luo Yifei's sarcastic remarks, he was so angry that he glared at Luo Yifei and said, "I will..."
Before he could say the rest of the words, Xu Yan changed his curse words and switched to a new rhyme, "I'll hit your liver and lungs, and make you unable to sleep in the middle of the night. You have to hold on to the wall when you walk, and your spit is bloody..."
Xu Yan became more and more excited as he cursed, and his momentum continued to rise . Later, with every curse, he would take a step forward, forcing Situ to take a step back.
The onlookers dispersed and made a passage. Xu Yan cursed and took a step forward. In an instant, he forced Situ to retreat thirty or forty steps. The latter's legs went weak and he fell to the ground.
Logically speaking, the winner had been decided at this point and they could have stopped, but Xu Yan had no intention of stopping. He put one hand on his waist, pointed a finger at his nose, and continued to curse!
"Look at you. Your back is enough to scare away thousands of troops. Your head is enough to scare away millions of troops. I used your photo as my computer desktop, and I got a computer virus. You look so creative, and you are so courageous..."
"It's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's wrong for you to come out and scare people! I suggest you go to the zoo to see if there's a job that suits you, otherwise it will affect the city's appearance! It's best not to run around on the streets, you can easily be caught by the police..."
"You are a crow blackened by smoke, a superman with a low IQ, a pig with a flying disability, and a fish that cannot swim. Even if you have no knowledge, you must have common sense. Even if you have no common sense, you must watch TV. Even if you don't watch TV, you must know how to hide it. But why can't your complex facial features hide your simple IQ..."
Xu Yan cursed with his mouth full of foam, his curses were like a torrent of water, endless and unstoppable like the Yellow River flooding. In the blink of an eye, he changed thirty or forty sets of curses, without any signs of pausing or breathing in between. This kind of explosive fighting power had already made Situ stunned. At first, he could still open his mouth and make a gesture of rebuttal, but later he could only listen with his head down...
"We give up!" a squad leader shouted behind Xu Yan.
But Xu Yan seemed not to hear it and continued to curse for two or three minutes. It was not until the other party reminded him again and again and pulled Situ away from under his feet that Xu Yan stopped.
"What are you doing? Do you want to win by relying on numbers?" Xu Yan raised his eyebrows and said with a fierce look, "Come on all of you!"
