Chapter 98: Beat You to Death, You Bastard

To be honest, Zuo Chan has been a teacher and a master in the academy for so many years. What kind of students has he not seen?
He has experienced all kinds of monsters and demons and the weird things they have done.
For him, he already had a very strong ability to bear it in his heart!
No matter what weird things appear in front of him, he will just smile and will never get angry!
However, what Shen Lang did at this time had exceeded his psychological endurance!
Let me ask you to repeat the whole story. First, he was intoxicated and talked nonsense for a long time, and then he got to the point bit by bit. Then he flattered Chang Rumo, touched Chang Rumo's hand, and boldly hugged Chang Rumo's waist. He even kissed Chang Rumo's face excessively, and said with a flattering face that this was the reason for the incident!
You fucking Shen Lang, I don’t know what to say. Now I just want to slap you to death and then stuff your mouth with a stone!
This was Zuo Chan’s truest thought, and he could no longer contain himself!
"Student Shen Lang, get to the point, get to the point!" Zuo Chan controlled his emotions and spoke with clenched fists.
"Teacher Zuo Chan, please approve of something. I want to duel with Shen Lang!" The slightly fat student's face turned red with anger. He ran to Zuo Chan and said, "It doesn't matter whether I live or die!"
"Damn it, I can't stand this bastard anymore!" Another male student also ran over: "Teacher Zuo Chan, let me duel with him!"
"No, no, no, let me do it. I'm so angry that my liver is shaking!" A burly male student spoke up, pushing the two people apart and speaking loudly.
"And I!"
"I want to duel with this bastard too!"
With a "whoosh", seven or eight male students ran to Zuo Chan indignantly and pleaded with him, wanting to duel with Shen Lang and end the life of this bastard!
"Students, the rules of the Martial Arts Academy do not allow private fighting between students. You must not break the rules of the academy!" Zuo Chan took a deep breath and spoke, asking you to continue listening.
"Ahhh, I don't accept it!"
"I'm so angry!"
"This bastard is too cheap!"
Everyone wailed and stared at Shen Lang and shouted.
"go on!"
"Okay, okay, listen carefully!" Shen Lang said with a smile: "When my mother... Chang Rumo and I were in love, an extremely discordant person appeared. As an outsider, a bystander, and a passerby, she actually did something that was outrageous to both humans and gods!"
"Guess what it is?" Shen Lang looked at everyone and exaggerated.
"Hurry up and speak!" As a result, everyone yelled, and Shen Lang was scared so much that he almost sat on the ground.
"Okay, okay!" Shen Lang was a little embarrassed, then he looked at Fang Zhengying not far away, walked in front of Fang Zhengying, pointed at Fang Zhengying and spoke.
"She actually called me shameless!"
"What? She called you shameless?" The slightly fat man was surprised. He looked at Fang Zhengying and asked as if to verify: "Did you really call him shameless?"
Everyone looked at Fang Zhengying.
Fang Zhengying was stared at by everyone, and her face was very embarrassed. She forced a smile and said, "Ah... yes, I called him shameless!"
"good!"
“Crash!”
After getting Fang Zhengying's confirmation, the seven or eight male students roared, and then thunderous applause broke out.
“Good job!”
"Good scolding!"
"You should have scolded me more harshly!"
"That's right!"
At this moment, Fang Zhengying shone brightly and became the goddess of justice in their eyes!
This scene made Shen Lang dumbfounded!
Am I so annoying?
When someone called him shameless, he actually applauded and said that the insult was right!
Damn it!
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm the victim!" Shen Lang pointed at himself and said.
"You are the victim?" The slightly fat man jumped up and cursed: "If it were me, I would curse all your ancestors!"
"Nineteenth generation! "
"Twenty generations!"
"No, no, no, I'm going to start cursing you from the ancestors!"
"Is this the cause of this conflict?" Zuo Chan spoke up, feeling much more relaxed.
"Uh, no!" Shen Lang shook his head: "I spoke too!"
"What did you say?" everyone asked in unison.
"I said she has a brain problem!" Shen Lang pointed at Fang Zhengying and said, " She reached out to hit me!"
As he spoke, he gestured: "Take out this big palm and pat me on the head!"
"Why don't I beat you to death!" the slightly plump man said gritting his teeth.
"You should be stoned to death!" a male student said indignantly.
"That's right, if I use a stick!" another male student echoed.
Everyone started to yell again, causing Shen Lang to grin, forcing a smile on his face: "Should I continue?"
"explain!"
"Then mother... Chang Rumo felt sorry for me, so she started fighting with her and very gently pushed her back!" Shen Lang walked up to Chang Rumo and said, "She didn't even use any strength!"
"Then those gossipy women came to bully Chang Rumo!"
Suddenly, Shen Lang changed the subject, pointed at Zhu Susu and the others, and shouted, "Four people beating up one person, how shameless!"
"If it weren't for the wise and brave teacher Zuo Chan, Chang Rumo would definitely be injured!" Shen Lang ran to Zuo Chan and said, "Let's applaud and celebrate for having such a wise, handsome, fair and selfless teacher!"
“Pah pah pah…”
Immediately afterwards, Shen Lang burst into awkward applause!
Fortunately, Shen Lang is extremely thick-skinned, otherwise he would have been extremely embarrassed!
"Well, this is what happened!" Shen Lang looked at the silent crowd and said, "Did you hear it clearly?"
"If you didn't hear it clearly, I'll repeat it to you again!"
"What, you want to repeat it again?" The slightly plump man reacted first.
“I want to kill someone!”
"I want to kill someone too!"
"Teacher Zuo Chan, please approve the duel between Shen Lang and me!"
" Yes, Master Zuo Chan, let me get rid of this evil for the people!"
Suddenly, seven or eight students surrounded him and blocked Shen Lang's way. They looked at Shen Lang with bared teeth, as if as long as Zuo Chan gave the order, they could turn into beasts and tear Shen Lang into pieces!
"What are you doing?" Shen Lang hid beside Zuo Chan and said with a clenched neck: "Chang Rumo and I are the victims, they are the bad guys. If you want to duel, you should find them, why are you looking for me!"
"You are the one who started it all!"
"You are the scourge!"
"You are the murderer!"
"We must punish evil and promote good!"
"We're going to beat you to death, you bastard!"
Zuo Chan looked around, glanced at the few people who were on the verge of going berserk, then glanced at Shen Lang who was hiding beside him, and spoke lightly.
"Private fighting is definitely not allowed among students of the academy!"
When Shen Lang heard this, he immediately felt relieved. With Teacher Zuo Chan's words, he would not be hurt. Looking at the students around him who were like wild beasts, he felt happy.
Come and hit me!
come!
I'm standing right in front of you!
Hey, you just can’t beat me!
Are you angry? Are you angry?
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