Chapter 97 I kissed her on the cheek
Fang Zhengying was one of the main participants, but she couldn't recount the entire incident verbatim, because what Shen Lang and Chang Rumo did had nothing to do with her. She was meddling in other people's business, which led to this happening.
Zhu Susu didn't know what Fang Zhengying said to Chang Rumo, which led to Chang Rumo's attack and knocked her away.
Chang Rumo stole all the limelight in the Martial Arts Academy, causing her to fall from the altar, so she always wanted to find an opportunity to take revenge, but there was never any.
I thought this time would be Chang Rumo's turn to shine, but I didn't expect that Chang Rumo would actually shock Fang Zhengying away and do something that hurt the students of the academy!
Chang Rumo broke the rules privately, even though the academy had expressly prohibited it!
How could she miss such an opportunity!
So, she took action against Chang Rumo, but she didn't know what caused it, and the other people who were very close to her didn't know either.
Chang Rumo was the person involved in this incident. Retelling the story would always be a bit suspicious, making people suspect that Chang Rumo would exaggerate the incident.
In the end, the important task of retelling the whole story fell on Shen Lang who was standing aside.
“Ahem!”
Shen Lang cleared his throat, walked to the center of the field, stood in front of Zuo Chan, and said, "Teacher Zuo Chan, let me tell you the whole story!"
Zuo Chan understood Shen Lang's character. He knew that he was a fearless person who could do anything.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have pretended to be a fifth-rate expert. To prevent Shen Lang from making false statements, he reminded Shen Lang: "Just tell me the actual situation!"
His meaning was very clear. He was telling Shen Lang not to exaggerate and just tell him the whole story.
Shen Lang blinked, then raised his right hand: "I, Shen Lang, swear to heaven that everything I'm going to say next is a true experience, without any concealment. If there is any lie, I will be crushed to death by a truck when I go out!"
"Husband!" When Chang Rumo heard Shen Lang actually made such a vicious oath, she hurriedly stopped him.
"It's okay. I'm just showing you my sincerity. What I'm going to say next is the truth. There won't be any exaggeration!"
Shen Lang looked at Chang Rumo and blinked, then continued, "To prevent some gossipy women from feeling dissatisfied and suspecting that I am lying!" As he spoke, his eyes turned directly to Zhu Susu and the others.
When Zhu Susu and the others heard this, their faces turned dark.
"Just tell the truth!" Zuo Chan said to Shen Lang.
"Yes!" Shen Lang nodded and said, "Now, I will tell you exactly what happened!"
"Today's weather could have been nice, but the long journey has made me feel very irritable and a little depressed. The sky isn't as blue anymore, and the water isn't as green anymore. It's as if there's a hint of sadness in the air..." Shen Lang spoke with emotion.
“Speaking of the main point!” Zuo Chan’s mouth twitched.
"Oh!" Shen Lang nodded, brewing his emotions for a while: "Because we are going to Jiangxin City, my mood has improved a lot in the evening. I will set up camp here with the convoy and have a good rest for the night. Tomorrow we will enter the legendary Jiangxin City and see the legendary Jiangxin College. I feel inexplicably excited..."
“Can you come in faster?” Zuo Chan asked with a frown on his face.
"It's almost there , it's almost there, it's almost there!" Shen Lang waved his hands and spoke with great emotion: "I left the carriage alone, feeling extremely excited, feeling the beauty of nature, walking to the riverside with handsome and unrestrained steps, very freely, and found a round boulder to sit down..."
“Shen Lang!” Zuo Chan felt an itch in his teeth.
"It's almost there, it's almost there, we're here!" Shen Lang nodded quickly and dealt with Zuo Chan.
Everyone looked at Shen Lang, who was intoxicated with himself. He repeated it for a long time like reciting a poem, but he still didn't get to the point. Some were helpless, some were surprised, some were angry, and some were laughing.
“Ahem!”
Shen Lang coughed and reminded everyone: "Listen carefully, here is the key point, here is the key point!" As he spoke, everyone pricked up their ears and listened carefully to what followed.
"When I was sitting on a boulder, thinking about the meaning of life, a stunningly beautiful woman appeared beside me and sat down quietly next to me. Her flawless white hand stretched out in front of me, which startled me. I was very surprised. Are there such flawless hands in the world?" Shen Lang walked in front of Chang Rumo, took Chang Rumo's hand in his hand, and showed it to everyone.
"Uh..." Is this guy repeating the whole story, or is he taking advantage of others in disguise?
Why does it smell so much like flattery?
"Then, I heard a voice that sounded like the sound of nature!" Shen Lang said to everyone, "Guess what she said?"
"Uh..." Everyone frowned , looking at the expression on Shen Lang's face, and wanted to take off their shoes and throw them in his face!
Just one sentence, why are you exaggerating?
And let us guess what Chang Rumo said?
How do we know what Chang Rumo said?
Why don't you just say no?
"You'd never imagine the content of this sentence even in your dreams!" Shen Lang deliberately cleared his throat and looked at Chang Rumo lovingly.
"Husband, what are you thinking about?"
“Uh… ” After these words were spoken, everyone fell into dead silence.
"What, Chang Rumo actually calls you husband?" a male student exclaimed in surprise.
"How is that possible? Don't take advantage of others by repeating the story!" another male student was indignant.
"That's right. We asked you to repeat the facts, not to talk nonsense!" A slightly plump male student pointed at Shen Lang excitedly.
"Husband...Shen Lang!" Chang Rumo's pretty face flushed red as she spoke in a low voice.
The sound was not loud, but everyone heard it carefully.
She first said "husband" and then changed it to Shen Lang!
Could it be that the guy who looked like he deserved a beating was telling the truth?
When the male students heard Chang Rumo's words, their hearts were bleeding!
"This is not the point, let's get to the point!" Zuo Chan suppressed the urge to kick Shen Lang and spoke in a low voice.
"Here comes the point, here comes the point!" Shen Lang stretched out his hand to hold Chang Rumo's waist and continued: "I just hugged Chang Rumo's waist like this!"
"Take your pig's trotter off me!" The slightly fat male student wailed. If the people next to him hadn't held him back, he would have come up and chopped off Shen Lang's hand.
"If you don't repeat it carefully, I will not be polite!" A male student rolled up his sleeves with a sad and angry look on his face.
"That's right, I've tolerated you for a long time!" The male student next to him had already started circulating his martial energy, ready to take action.
…
"Calm down, calm down!" Shen Lang waved his hands and said with a smile: "The next part is the real reason for this conflict!"
"Watch carefully, you must open your eyes wide!" Shen Lang reminded everyone with a serious face, and then in full view of everyone, Shen Lang kissed Chang Rumo's cheek.
"Then I kissed her on the cheek!"
