Chapter 953: Kira: With my eloquent tongue, I persuaded Big Mom and Whitebeard to marry
In the past, when Kira was reading novels or comics, he would sometimes see 'girls sticking out their tongues cutely', and he didn't think much of it at the time, but now he feels that those authors are simply talking nonsense!
In the three-dimensional world, no one would do this!
If someone did that, it would be ugly!
If this person is an old fat woman, just seeing her would be like a torture from hell!
"I see you're only in your 20s. That's my 22nd daughter, and there are also 24th... 29th daughters, all of whom are about your age. What do you think? If you like any of them, I can arrange it for you!"
Kira looked in the direction Big Mom pointed and found that he recognized girl No. 22. After thinking about it, he found out that she was Capone Becky's wife. Girls No. 24-26 were triplets from the Long-Hand Tribe, one tall, one thin, and one fat. Girls No. 27 and No. 28 had no special features, one was a short knight, and the other had relatively long legs, but they were considered ordinary among Big Mom's children. The last girl No. 29 was from the Snake-Head Tribe.
What kind of weird things are these?!
Instantly lost my appetite!
It’s really depressing!
The aunt didn't notice Kira's twitching eyes. Her mind was immersed in the beautiful fantasy of using her daughter to win over Kira, so that she could eat the wedding cake. " Or do you like someone older or younger?"
"That's not necessary!" Kira decisively rejected the aunt's suggestion.
Things have come to this, it’s useless even if you take out Brin!
After all, Brin is only the same age as Wendy now, how could she agree?
"Eh?! Don't you want to? How about you think about it again?"
Big Mom didn't seem very happy when she tried to promote her daughter but was rejected. She looked like she was about to lose her temper. Fortunately, Kaido stepped in to stop her.
"Alright, Lingling! This kid isn't the type to be tied to a boat with just a woman!"
"Hmm? Come to think of it, Kaido, I remember you also have a daughter, right?"
"Don't mention her to me! I get angry when I think of that stupid son!"
'Silly son' is what Kaido calls Yamato, because he has raised Yamato as a man since he was a child. Even the people in the Beasts Pirates call Yamato 'Young Master'.
Kaido felt very sorry. He actually wanted to recommend his daughter, but when he thought of her personality, he gave up the idea.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. After getting drunk, Kaido couldn't help but pour out his grievances to Big Mom and Killer, and began to complain, "That kid calls himself 'Kozuki Oden' every day. I don't know what that stupid samurai did to her back then, and he still can't forget it!"
"Oh, kid! Don't you have someone here who can temporarily revive him? Find a time to call that guy out, and I'll give him two more sticks!!"
Kira: "...That's not resurrection, it's just an illusion!"
If it is true that Kozuki Oden can be temporarily resurrected, then Killer will definitely agree with it, and can even fight him together with Kaido. However, that is just a corpse created from memories, not the real person. Even if he is killed, it will be useless. At that time, the only one who will be injured will be Neinhart!
"So that's how it is. So the 'Roger' I met was also fake?"
Big Mom suddenly realized that her daughter Brulee's Mirror-Mirror Fruit also has the ability to transform animals into a specific person. Now hearing what Kira said, she guessed that it was a similar situation.
"But that guy... although his strength is not as good as mine, his domineering aura, the moves he uses, and the tone of his voice are all exactly the same as the real Roger!"
Kira thought about it and didn't think there was anything to hide about this matter, so he explained the effect of the magic "Memory of Corpse" to the two people: "...This is the situation. It is just a prosthesis extracted from your memory. The upper limit of strength cannot be higher than the user himself."
As expected, after hearing the specific effects of "Corpse Memories", Kaido and Big Mom were so shocked that they dropped the wine and cake in their hands.
"No wonder I met Rocks last time..."
The aunt's eyes were confused, as if she was recalling something, but suddenly she was startled and shouted, "Wait! Then what Roger said today that he had a child, is it true?!"
The corpse has all the memories of the original body. Since Roger said he has a child, then he must have one!
"Yeah, that's all true!"
Kira shook his red wine glass and smiled faintly, looking like a villain with a black heart. However, he had achieved the purpose of this banquet. "So, what do you want to do with his son?"
Kaido understood the meaning of this sentence in one sentence, staring at Kira with wide eyes: "Do you know his identity? Otherwise, how do you know he is a son?"
The aunt also looked over curiously, smiling "mama~mama~", with a look of great interest on her face.
In fact, most of the pirates and wizards at the banquet were keeping an eye on the movements of Killer and the other two, fearing that they might start fighting again if they had a disagreement. Of course, for the people in the Big Mom Pirates, they were also afraid that Big Mom would suddenly have a seizure.
When they heard the conversation between Kira and the other two, they all stopped what they were doing for a moment, turned their heads around, pricked up their ears and eavesdropped openly.
What?! The son of the Pirate King?! Such explosive news?!
Kira didn't keep anyone in suspense and revealed the answer directly: "He is Ace, the 'Fire Fist'! You all saw the newspapers the other day, right? He is in the hands of the navy now!"
After hearing the news, the wizards were fine and didn't feel anything about it, but the group of pirates were different. They all exclaimed in surprise.
"What?! 'Fire Fist' Ace... is he actually the son of the Pirate King?! Is this true..."
"The captain of the second division of the Whitebeard Pirates? I didn't expect he had this identity..."
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"Mama~mama~So, the Navy is willing to go to war with Whitebeard and publicly execute 'Fire Fist' Ace because of this identity?"
"That's right! How about it, is it interesting?"
Kira nodded, and suddenly looked up at the aunt with interest: "What do you think about letting him be your son-in-law?"
"As son-in-law? You mean 'Fire Fist' Ace?"
Big Mom was stunned. She didn't expect Kira to make this suggestion. She had never thought about this before.
But she soon made up her mind: "You want me to take Roger's son as my son-in-law? Are you kidding me? Roger stole my precious historical texts back then, and now you want me to sacrifice my daughter? Is that guy worthy? So what if he's the son of the Pirate King? Is that so great?"
Uh...you feel wronged to have Ace as your son-in-law?
Kira cleared his throat and began to analyze the situation, convincing people with reason: "In this war between the navy and the Whitebeard Pirates, no matter who wins or loses, Whitebeard will never be the same again ! His fate after the war will be either death or retirement, and then his territory will become a no-man's land."
"You said before that you wanted to launch a surprise attack on Whitebeard's rear, right? I have no objection to this matter, and the wizards will not interfere, but the 'peace ambassador' of the new world, Red Hair, will definitely stop your actions!"
After applying eye drops to Red Hair, I found that Kaido and Big Mom both had some disdain in their brows.
That makes sense. In their eyes, Red Hair is just a youngster who has only appeared in the past ten years. How can he be compared with these veteran pirates who have been around for decades? !
So Kira added: "There are also those young people who have just poured into the New World, and some ambitious people who have been silent for many years. They must have the same plan as you, and they will all come out at this time to grab things frantically! Even if your two pirate alliances are very strong, it would be a bit difficult to deal with so many people at the same time, right?"
"this……"
Kaido and Big Mom were obviously a little hesitant. The strength of that group of supernovas varied, but since they could get here, they were definitely not useless. Even if they could not reach the "Three Disasters" and "Four Generals ", they were more than enough to deal with some mid-level cadres.
What’s more, supernovas don’t just happen this year!
Some of those from previous years are still active in the new world!
After talking about the difficulty of conquering territory, Kira began to talk about the ways of the world: "Whitebeard has always wanted Ace to be his successor and become the next 'Pirate King ', which is why he kept Ace by his side."
"Hmph! Just a little brat, you want to be the Pirate King?!" Kaido made an appropriate sarcastic remark, adding some interest to Killer's analysis.
"There are two possible successors to the Whitebeard Pirates. One is the captain of the First Division, Marco. He has extensive experience and is strong, but he may retire with Whitebeard. The other is Ace, who is young, charismatic, and has a good family background, so he is more likely to succeed!"
"If you marry your daughter to Ace, with this relationship, the Big Mom Pirates and the Whitebeard Pirates will be in an open marriage relationship in the future. Then, wouldn't it be more legitimate for you to take over Whitebeard's territory?! Maybe by then, you can even get help from the Whitebeard Pirates!"
The aunt was really moved when she heard this: "It's just an investment in a daughter, and it's possible to get so many benefits. It doesn't seem to be a loss when you think about it this way?"
"Of course, the prerequisite is that you are willing to help rescue Ace."
