Chapter 90: Identity Issues
If Zhang Dadao had just said this, it would have been fine. It wasn't the first time that he had been so outspoken. But the bad luck was that this guy didn't just talk, he also put one hand across his chest and the other hand behind him, and stood up with a lunge, making a forward movement. The hand that was swinging backwards happened to swing backwards, and he looked back at the moon and reached for the bottom of the sea, and his fist hit the vital part of the fat guy behind him.
The little fat man had never expected that Zhang Dadao could suddenly do this. Zhang Dadao's strength was not great. If he had hit somewhere else, the little fat man's body fat, which was as soft as water, could have easily dissipated the strength. But this time, the hit was too direct, and the little fat man instantly felt what it was like to have a pain in the balls.
"Ah~! Hum~!" He howled for a moment, and then was instantly choked by the unbearable pain in his throat. The little fat boy kept making "humming" sounds. Wu Datou and Zheng Wen's face twitched, and they felt like they were in the same situation. They quickly stepped forward to support the little fat boy.
Brother Long covered his face and said helplessly to Zhang Dadao: "Master! Don't make trouble at this time! Can't you just be quiet? We ordinary people can't stand your torture! Little Fatty, are you okay? How about letting Liuzi and Datou take you to the hospital?"
"No~ No need, I won't leave the front line if I'm only slightly injured~" The little fat man sat on a chair, his body sideways and quite far away from Wu Datou. He said he didn't believe it, but he was actually frightened by Zhang Dadao's nonsense about eating human heads. When he heard that Wu Datou and Liuzi were going to take him to the hospital, he trembled all over.
Brother Long thought he couldn't stand the pain, so he asked again. The little fat boy swore and swore, and almost said that he had practiced iron crotch kung fu, which made Brother Long give up the idea. Zhang Dadao got into trouble, so he sat down and counted the leaves, avoiding the little fat boy's angry eyes.
Everyone stopped talking, and Brother Long said, "Last time we did a job, it was in front of our house. This time we must go to another place, and we must be more careful. This is what I think. If we can determine the place, I will take Datou to scout the place first. If there is a fight, there must be some legends left behind. Then you can come separately. It is best for everyone to come separately and use different methods, so that even if something happens later, we will not be targeted at all at once."
Zheng Wen also nodded and said, "This is a good idea. Although ours is just a small-scale operation at best, the protection in various places is very strong now. We have also visited several antique markets before, and many people were caught because of reports from the people ."
The little fat man snorted, holding his belly and said, "Yes, the Chaoyang people are awesome and everyone in the world knows it."
Liu Zi shook his head and said, "That's not the truth. We are from the countryside and we know how rural people think. Anything buried near our home belongs to us. If we go to someone else's land to dig something up, being reported to the police is considered good, but we could be beaten to death!"
"Is it so dangerous?" The fat boy got scared again when he heard this.
Zheng Wen then said, "Don't worry, don't worry. Generally speaking, it's not such a coincidence. There aren't so many ancient tombs in other people's fields."
Zhang Dadao then spoke up: "This is a good idea , but I don't have my ID card with me! Do you want me to walk there if we split up?"
Brother Long was stunned for a moment, then he slapped his head and said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier! If you had told me earlier, we would have gone to get it! We have already run so far, how about you ask someone to deliver it to you?"
Zhang Dadao raised his eyebrows and said, "How can you be so unprofessional? If you are like this, I dare not follow you! Do you know what we are doing? This is against the law. How can we use our own ID cards? We must use a fake one. Are you reluctant to spend this little money? Can't you just make a fake one?"
"Fake?" Brother Long was stunned and fell into deep thought. Liuzi interrupted and said contemptuously, "It's still fake, do you understand? Now that we have access to the Internet, we can tell whether it's real or fake just by checking! It's a bad idea to start with!"
"No!" Brother Long said, "It's a good idea, why didn't I think of it! If it's someone else, it's fine, but it's really not difficult for us to get it! Big Head, your cousin is in charge of the household registration of our village?"
Wu Datou was stunned, and nodded quickly, "Yes! I can definitely get the real one from my cousin. I wasn't there when I applied for my ID card! He just took a photo and made it for me! But, there are so many of us, I have to ask him if it's convenient for him to see it!"
Brother Long nodded and said, "Let's do it. Tell him we'll pay for it. 5,000 each."
Zhang Dadao was overjoyed, thinking to himself: "Oh, I knew this could help me figure out the aura of these guys! I originally thought it was just a way to make some money, but now it seems like this can solve a big problem!"
When the fat boy heard about this good thing, he quickly said, "I want one too! If I have two ID cards, can I marry two wives?" The fat boy had a big imagination and he immediately thought about the benefits of having two ID cards.
Brother Long was also amused after hearing this, and whispered: "It seems that the Taoist's move was not very powerful! You still have time to think about this? The money this time will come from the kilometer, and we will settle it next time after the things are sold. But let me be frank, I am doing this for justice and you have to contribute too, only when everyone works together can this matter be resolved. That's it! Big Head, you contact your brother, and I will go back in person after the contact is made! By the way, bring those things from your hometown, some things are not easy to buy when you are away. You all hurry up, and when I come back, you'd better have a result!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Dadao and the others all nodded in agreement. Originally, Zhang Dadao was thinking about joining Brother Long and the others for fun, and leaving if he got bored. But now he has given up on this idea. No matter what, he has to wait until he gets his ID card before leaving. He will endure this boring time. Brother Long gave the order, and Wu Datou took his phone to the corner to contact his cousin. The little fat guy went back to assemble his machine and started live streaming the game.
Zheng Wen and Zhang Dadao were also attracted over and watched the little fat boy talking nonsense with the microphone on, while Liuzi and Long Ge were sitting in the yard, talking in low voices.
Zhang Dadao didn't quite understand the little fat man's game, but although he had never played this kind of thing, it looked quite fancy, and even though he didn't understand it, Zhang Dadao was still very interested. Zheng Wen, on the other hand, watched for a while and found it uninteresting, so he turned around and used the little fat man's laptop to search for information online.
After a while, Wu Datou came in and said that the matter had been settled and his cousin could handle it, so he asked everyone to go over and take pictures. While the little fat man was taking a break, the fat man used his hidden camera to take a picture of everyone. Brother Long then said to Zhang Dadao and the little fat man, "You two are registered at my and Liuzi's house. The Taoist priest happens to be my relative, and my last name is Zhang, so he is my nephew. You have to change your name. Little fat man, you should discuss it with Liuzi and make up a name, birthday, etc. for me!"
The little fat man nodded and dragged Zheng Wen to find Liuzi. He was frightened by Zhang Dadao 's theory of eating human flesh and didn't dare to go find Liuzi by himself. Zhang Dadao also thought about it for a while and said, "The name will be Zhang Guangzhao, and the birthday will be February 2, 1995."
Brother Long took out a pen and paper and asked Zhang Dadao to write it down. After looking at it for a while, he said, "This name is good, isn't it? It sounds much more fashionable than your name, Daoist Master! How about you also take mine?"
Zhang Dadao was happy but didn't say anything. He thought to himself, "You are taking advantage of me by pretending to be a senior, and you still want to get a name for free? You are flattering me! No way!"
