Chapter 89: Scared Fatty
"Who is stingy? What makes you so angry, little fat brother?" While Zhang Dadao was arguing with the little fat man, Wu Datou, who had just left, pushed the door open again.
The little fat man was stunned and quickly made up a story: "This Taoist priest! He refused to lend me some money! By the way, why are you back again?"
Zhang Dadao did not expose the little fat man, but said to Wu Datou: "Make me a pot of tea, this fat man is so lazy that he has worms!"
Wu Datou showed an understanding look and said with a smile: "This is also your fault, Xiaopang brother. I just made a pot of tea for the Taoist priest, but you still charge me for it. It's too much! Come here, this is your phone. Brother Long asked me to give it to you. With this, at least you can use online banking. Even if you don't have money or a card, you can still buy things."
Wu Datou returned the phone to Fatty, and then made a pot of tea for Zhang Dadao, and brought it to him, saying, "Master, the tea is not good, please bear with me."
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "It's okay. After the re-education of the poor and lower-middle peasants last time, I deeply understood the excellent quality of hard work and perseverance. It's okay as long as I can drink it!"
Wu Datou's face twitched, and he awkwardly echoed, "You are a man of high moral character!" Then he hurried out of the yard. Even if he was a die-hard fan, he still felt that his worldview was greatly impacted by Zhang Dadao's particularly unreliable words.
As soon as Wu Datou left, the little fat man immediately said, "Okay! I have money now, can I run away now?"
Zhang Dadao said happily: "Run away! Didn't I say I don't have an ID card? I don't need an ID card to buy a ticket? Didn't I say I can't drive!"
The little fat boy shook his teeth, glared at Zhang Dadao, and said, "Then I'll run away, and you are not allowed to tell them!"
Zhang Dadao said happily: "Do you think they are stupid? When they came back and saw you were not there, how could they not know that you ran away? Get out of here quickly, as long as you are willing to give up your machines!"
The little fat man's face changed repeatedly. He spent a lot of money to get those machines. It was really painful to let him throw them away. This little fat man was not much more stingy than Zhang Dadao. After struggling for a while, the little fat man gritted his teeth and said to himself: "If it's for freedom, both can be thrown away!" He encouraged himself and finally made up his mind. Then he heard Zhang Dadao say again in a leisurely voice: "Who knows, they are waiting for you to run at the door right now! The timing of Datou's entry just now was very strange. How could they believe you so easily? I think your luck is not going to be very good today!"
As soon as this sentence came out, the courage that the little fat man had finally mustered was completely drained away by Zhang Dadao, but he still said stubbornly: "Don't bluff me! They don't know, but I know it very well. You don't know how to tell fortunes! You just got lucky and guessed right a few times! You can't fool me!"
Zhang Dadao didn't care about being questioned. He shook his head and said, "Then run away. I have never eaten human flesh before! Who knows, they might stew you when they come back!"
The little fat man was scared and trembled: "You, didn't you say they didn't dare to kill people? How could they eat people!"
"Why not?" Zhang Dadao said seriously, "You haven't seen the story of the man who grew up eating solid meat and is not afraid of ghosts and Zongzi in The Grave Robbers' Chronicles? They all do this! Look at Liuzi, he has a blank expression and a murderous look on his face. This is facial paralysis caused by eating too much solid meat and peripheral nerve necrosis! Look at Wu Datou!"
"Ah?" The little fat boy was stunned. "He, he has eaten it too?"
"Yes!" Zhang Dadao said seriously, "Have you seen "The Twins"? In it, there is one of the ten evil men in the Evil Valley, called Li Dazui who doesn't eat human heads! Do you know him?"
The little fat man nodded and said, "That's a big mouth, not a big head, right?"
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "Yes! Doesn't he not eat human heads? This Wu Datou ate human heads. Don't you know that eating too many human heads will lead to hydrocephalus? Li Dazui is afraid of having a big head, that's why he doesn't eat human heads. They are all related, don't you know?" What is serious nonsense? Zhang Dadao is now saying it. Seeing how he speaks with certainty, it seems that he has deceived even himself.
Although the little fat man thought what Zhang Dadao said was unreliable, he was frightened now and was afraid that he might be right. He still tried to probe, "Isn't this a novel? Those authors couldn't have really eaten human flesh to experiment, right?"
"Go~" Zhang Dadao said with disdain, "Even if you don't want to eat, you will ask! They have all been verified, otherwise how can they be written so realistically? Believe it or not, if you have the ability, you can try to run, and if you are caught, you will know that I am right!"
"I won't! Damn it, you're trying to take my life, but you're really willing to risk it! Anyway, they'll let me go after I've done the job, so why should I take the risk now? I'll just treat it as a trip, and I won't leave even if you chase me away!" The fat guy was completely scared, and he put on an unyielding look, as if someone was forcing him to run.
Zhang Dadao took a sip of tea. Sure enough, from the teapot to the tea, everything was rotten. But for Zhang Dadao, it was not a problem. This old man had never drunk tea in his life, except for those long-forgotten memories of his childhood. The few times he had drunk tea, which could be counted on one's fingers, were when he secretly drank the doctor's tea. He had no ability to appreciate tea at all.
Even though this mountain tea has a very astringent taste, this guy still drinks it happily. The little fat man gave up the idea of escaping, and moved a chair to sit next to Zhang Dadao, surfing the Internet on his mobile phone while saying: "Brother Tianshi, do you think these people can really get the bucket? Why do I feel that they are not very reliable? This job is not that easy, right? If they don't dig up one in three to five years, won't I have to follow them for three to five years?"
Zhang Dadao said happily, "It's not that difficult. Just find the grave! Use a shovel to dig it up. If you can't dig it up anymore, use explosives. They can't stop it. You don't have to worry. If there is still no harvest by the end of the year, these guys will have to change their jobs! But with me here, finding the dragon's acupoint is no big deal! They will definitely find the target."
"Is this true? We haven't seen each other for a few years, right? Have you changed so much? I don't believe you are capable!" The little fat man completely distrusted Zhang Dadao.
Zhang Dadao had no interest in explaining to the little fat man. He knew very well how stingy this fat man was. Even if he really had the ability to get money out of this fat man, it would not be easy. With his wealth, he was too lazy to bother with this.
At noon, only Wu Datou came back with food. After Zhang Dadao and the other three had finished their meal, Zheng Wen came with people to install the network. The little fat man went up and made a bunch of requests, and it was already time for dinner. Zhang Dadao had a leisurely day and didn't feel bored at all. After staying in the Seventh Courtyard for so many years, he felt fresh even if he stayed alone in the yard and counted the ants on the trees.
After dinner, Brother Long and Liuzi came back. As soon as they came back, Brother Long called everyone together. Zhang Dadao shook his neck, still leaning against the tree, surrounded by everyone in the center, and said with a smile: "Is this a mobilization meeting? This is my first time to participate. Do you want to shout slogans?"
