Chapter 882 Tiger's Restaurant

This tigress has her hair shaved quite cleanly.
Seven pigeons, turn your eyes away and do not look at anything inappropriate.
“Ouch!”
In the world, clouds come from dragons, and winds come from tigers. With a loud roar from the tigress, a strong wind swept in, and the surrounding trees whistled.
When the wind blew by, there was a sound of something falling to the ground behind the trees, and the tigress jumped up.
When the seven pigeons saw it, they shouted, “Ah?!”
I saw the female tiger standing up, her lower body was clean and she was wearing a bearskin cloak on her upper body. The huge bear head was hollowed out and made into a hat.
The tigress's head looked as if it was being bitten by a giant bear, which was weirdly cute.
"Who is it! Who bumped into me!"
The tigress bared her fangs and claws, extremely angry.
She stood up straight and saw the seven pigeons lying on the ground. Her eyes widened immediately:
"Ha! It must have been you who bumped into me!
That's too much. Didn't your family teach you to say sorry if you hit a tiger? "
The female tiger was both angry and anxious. She pressed her two claws on the ground, arched her body upwards, and pounced down from mid-air in an effort to pin down the seven pigeons.
Qi Ge was so shocked that he broke out in a cold sweat.
It happened in a flash. Seeing the tigress pounce on him, Qi Ge rolled over and dodged, sliding under the tigress and hiding behind her.
The tigress couldn't turn around, so she put her front paws on the ground, lifted her hips, and swung her tail over.
The seven pigeons jumped and hid aside.
“Ah!!”
When the tigress saw that she couldn't beat Qi Ge, she became furious and let out a loud roar like thunder, shaking the surrounding trees.
She held the tiger's tail, which was as heavy as an iron rod, upright and slapped it hard!
Qi Ge was agile and dodged again!
The tigress had already used three moves and was a little exhausted. She was about to turn around and fight again, but Qi Ge was not willing to let go of this opportunity. He jumped onto the tigress's back from behind, clamped his hips around the tiger's back, swung his hands in circles, and used all his strength to hit the tigress on the back of her neck with a "slap".
This blow, coming down from mid-air, made the tigress see stars.
The tigress tried to get up and overturn Qi Ge several times, but Qi Ge clamped her legs around her neck and pinned her down, completely leaving her with no strength left.
I will kill you while you are sick.
Qi Ge clasped his hands together and punched the tiger's fragile neck again and again. After more than ten punches, the tigress finally couldn't help but beg for mercy.
"Woo! I was wrong. I'm sorry. Stop hitting me. If you hit me again, I'll kill the tiger. Woo woo woo woo."
The tiger cried like a young woman who had been abused at home, feeling aggrieved.
"Bah!" Qi Ge gasped heavily, his heart beating fast.
"I'm a max-level player in Heroes of the Water Margin. Even Wu Song has to call me Brother Ximen when he sees me.
How dare a mere tigress attack me?"
Qi Ge hit the tigress's head angrily and asked threateningly:
"Who are you? Why did you attack me?"
"Woo, my name is Bear Hat. I didn't mean to attack you. I was going to visit my grandmother at her house, and you bumped into me and didn't apologize, so I got mad and wanted to beat you up."
Qi Ge: ???
Bear hat? See grandma?
Are you kidding me? You don't take the Brothers Grimm seriously. You want to bully the Brothers Grimm and prevent them from entering Glen Forest? Remember to bring your grandmother and bear hat to the court.
The tigress burst into tears:
"It's fine that you didn't apologize for bumping into me. But you also beat me up! Wow!! You bullied the little tiger!"
The little bear hat burst into tears, sounding very miserable.
Oh!
The aloof Qi Ge never believes in tears.
"As we all know, the action of force is mutual. How can I hit you if you don't hit me?
We are colliding with each other, so we should cancel each other out.
But you're wrong if you want to beat me.
Because you wanted to beat me up, I beat you up. I was acting in self-defense. Not only should you not cry, you should also apologize to me."
"Ah, is that so?" Bear Hat was shocked. "Although you bumped into me and hit me, it was actually my fault?"
"Yes, that's it!"
Qi Ge said in a deep voice:
"It's not too late if you can wake up in time."
"I'm sorry." The tigress rubbed her head and obeyed obediently. "I've already said sorry, can you let me go?"
"All right."
Seven Pigeons jumped down from Bear Hat. Bear Hat shook himself, patted his neck twice, and said with tears in his eyes:
"It hurts so much. I'll have to tilt my neck when I see grandma later. It's so ugly."
Seven Pigeons: ...
Qi Ge felt a little strange. According to his idea, black tigers and gray wolves were powerful meat-eating animals and should be very ferocious. But this little bear hat not only did not look fierce, but also looked a little stupid.
Of course, Qi Ge did not look down on her. What she wore on her head was a real bear skin, and it was brown bear skin!
The little bear hat patted the dirt on his belly and cleaned it, then asked Qi Ge:
"You are so powerful that even I am no match for you . Are you from the legendary Glen tribe?
My grandmother told me that in the Glen Forest, only bears and the Glen tribe can beat us tigers. "
"Probably." Qi Ge nodded, neither admitting nor denying.
"You're going to visit grandma? I have some questions that I want to ask an elder. Can I go with you?"
"Okay, then come with me to visit my grandma.
But you have to come with me to eat first. I will go to see grandma only after I am full."
The tigress put her hands on her hips, nodded and said to Qi Ge, “The Glen people are good friends of us tigers. When we see a Glen person, we must entertain him, otherwise we will be punished by the rules.
So you can trust me with confidence!"
[Is there such a thing? Could it be that the Black Tiger Clan is an animal group that is close to the Glenn Clan? ]
Qi Ge felt itchy in his heart, he really wanted to know what the [rules] passed down by the Black Tiger Clan were.
But if he knew those [rules], the protection the Magic Goddess gave him would be ineffective.
“Knowing [the rules] in advance can help me solve the mystery of Glen Forest better and clear the Treasure House as quickly as possible.
But not knowing [the rules] can make my life safer.
You can't have your cake and eat it too. I'm a very steady person and my life is more important. As long as I'm alive, I can slowly solve the mystery."
Qi Ge nodded and said to Tigress Bear Hat:
"We can't make a deal without a fight. I definitely believe you."
The bear hat roared happily:
"Oh! I'll go eat with you first. When I'm full, I'll take you to visit my grandma! Come with me."
Bear Hat did not lead Qi Ge to walk on the wide road. Instead, she used her body to push aside the low grass, revealing a tree-lined path hidden in the woods.
She turned around and growled at Qi Ge, signaling Qi Ge to follow.
Qi Ge looked towards the end of the road... After such a delay, the gray wolf and the white rabbit had disappeared, and no one knew where they had gone.
He had no choice but to follow the man in the bear hat.
The tigress Little Bear Hat took the seven pigeons and ran around in the forest path. After more than ten minutes, she finally brought the seven pigeons to a huge tree.
This tree is like a huge green umbrella, blocking the sky and casting a dense shade. It is full of vitality, and its branches are full of emerald green fruits, each of which is crystal clear, like a moist natural jade.
Qi Ge stood in the distance, stunned.
Those fruits actually look like babies, each with its legs curled up as if sleeping. They exude a mysterious and attractive luster, just like the ginseng fruit in Journey to the West.
What surprised Qi Ge the most was that those babies all had long ears that only elves have!
[Hiss! Could the fruits eaten by those weak animals be these things? ! Unborn elves? ! ]
Qi Ge shuddered involuntarily.
Those harmless rabbits, with one bite, blood splattered everywhere, and an elf who hadn't even opened his eyes died... That was too horrible.
While Qi Ge was still staring at the fruits in a daze, the tigress Little Bear Hat waved her hand and shouted to him, "Come on, our restaurant is in the tree hole under the big tree."
"Oh, here it comes!" Qi Ge woke up as if from a dream and hurried to follow.
He saw the restaurant mentioned by Bear Hat. It was a tree hole under a huge tree. It was called a tree hole, but it was actually a large gap surrounded by several thick tree roots.
Outside the tree hole, there was a large group of unshaved gray wolves.
They paced back and forth around the tree hole like stray cats, but did not dare to go in.
Seeing Qi Ge and Little Bear Hat approaching, the gray wolves all stretched their heads alertly and stared at them.
When Qi Ge and his friends got close enough, the gray wolves immediately realized that Qi Ge and his friends were going to enter the restaurant, so all the gray wolves immediately scattered.
Some of them climbed up the trees, some hid in the surrounding grass, and some hid in holes under the rocks.
In the blink of an eye, Qi Ge could no longer see them.
Bear Hat seemed to be used to this. She ignored the gray wolves and went straight into the Tree Hole Restaurant with Qi Ge.
This is a tree hole full of quaint atmosphere, inside of which is placed furniture made of solid wood, which looks quite delicate.
Especially the solid wood tables, with huge growth rings clearly visible on the tabletops, as if telling the growth process of the trees. They have been carefully polished and exude a clear luster.
Sitting at the table, Qi Ge can feel the noble and elegant atmosphere exuded by the furniture. These furniture are not only practical daily necessities, but also exquisite works of art.
He felt that these furniture should appear in the palace of an elven noble, not in the restaurant under this tree hole.
"Boss, give me two good rabbits and a cat."
As soon as Bear Hat sat down, he shouted loudly and proudly:
"Hurry up. I have a distinguished guest to entertain today."
"Okay! Here we go!"
A huge tiger with three scars on its eyes poked its head out from behind the tree roots and responded with a smile.
Chef Tiger, wearing a chef robe made of rabbit hair and bear hair, greeted Bear Hat cheerfully.
"Two rabbits and a cat!"
Chef Tiger shouted loudly behind him, and two rabbits with dull eyes and an exceptionally chubby fat cat jumped out from under the tree roots behind him.
Unlike other animals, they had no hair and did not wear clothes, and their wrinkled skin was completely exposed, just like a chicken that had been plucked with hot water.
Swish!
In a flash, the chef tiger shot out his sharp claws and slashed them across the necks of the two rabbits and the fat cat!
The huge rabbit head and cat head flew up, and dark blood gushed out!
In no time, Chef Tiger removed the heads of two rabbits and a cat, leaving only their naked bodies.
The moves were fast, accurate, and ruthless, and it was obvious that the skills were acquired by killing countless small animals.
There is no special reason, just practice makes perfect.
The chef tiger held the three small animals upside down by their hind legs with his paws and shook them continuously, causing the blood to spurt out of their necks at a faster rate.
The two rabbit heads and the cat head were neatly placed by Chef Tiger on the tree roots, facing the direction of Qi Ge.
They died with their eyes open and their mouths slightly open, black blood flowing from their eye sockets, corners of their mouths, and ears, which was extremely creepy.
Qi Ge frowned at this scene.
He lowered his voice and asked the bear hat:
"In Glen Forest, aren't animals killed only if they volunteer to be eaten? Why would he kill them just because he said so?"
"Yes." Bear Hat nodded and replied, "Don't worry, the animals that appear in the restaurant kitchen are all willing."
[No wonder the three little animals looked a little strange when they first came out... Will they become like that if they agree to be eaten? ]
Qi Ge frowned and asked, "Even ants try to survive, why would they be willing to be eaten?"
Little Bear Hat adjusted the bear hat on Tiger's head and answered in a very natural tone:
"You need to prepare some food for your child... The person of the opposite sex you like is starving to death... Your parents or children are dead, and you don't want to live anymore... They always have various reasons.
Life is important, but there are always things more important than life.”
The bear hat shook his shoulders and said to Qi Ge indifferently.
"You don't have to think about all that. If we try to understand why they volunteered to be eaten one by one, we won't have time to eat them."
Qi Ge took a deep breath and said nothing more.
High-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods.
After the three little animals were drained of blood, Chef Tiger simply soaked them in cold water to remove the blood foam and then brought them to Qi Ge and his friends' table.
"Dear guest, two rabbits and a cat are ready. Please enjoy."
Chef Tiger bowed to Bear Hat in a polite and graceful manner.
"Thank you for your hard work." Bear Hat slowly plucked six bear hairs from his hat and handed them to Chef Tiger with some pain as a token of appreciation for his cooking skills.
Chef Tiger counted the number of bear hairs and was delighted. "There is actually a tip of a whole bear hair! I really admire and appreciate your generosity."
He crawled down and kissed the soles of Bear Hat's feet, then lowered his upper body and slowly backed away, extremely respectful.
The bear hat pointed at the rabbit and cat on the table, her eyes shining, and she said proudly to Qi Ge:
"I specially selected this restaurant because their ingredients are very fresh and the chef's skills are first-class. I hope you can enjoy this delicious food. Please enjoy it, respected Glen people."
Seven Pigeons: ...
I’m not sure whether the Seven Pigeons are first-rate or not, but they are really fresh.
How could it not be fresh? Their heads, with tears and blood, were still looking at us from the tree roots!
Eating their bodies under the gaze of their heads...hiss...is this some kind of cult ritual?
Qi Ge is really unacceptable.
I am a person who has left vulgar tastes behind and I am not interested in food. If you really want to corrupt me, please use beauty, thank you.
He waved his hands repeatedly to refuse: "Forget it, Bear Hat, you eat it. I'm different from you. I'm not used to eating these."
"Ah, are you not satisfied with my preparation?" Tigress Bear Hat was greatly surprised.
"This is the most noble and luxurious restaurant in Glen Forest. According to legend, the bedroom of Glen Druid is here."
"It's not that I'm dissatisfied, it's that I'm not used to it..." Qi Ge racked his brains. In order to prevent the eating scene that might happen next , he explained: "We only eat once a year, and I've already eaten this year. This is our rule."
Plop! As soon as Qi Ge finished speaking, his heart suddenly beat violently, and a sense of impending death filled Qi Ge's heart.
Whoosh…
Qi Ge's pupils dilated. He died once and learned rule fifty-five!
[Rule 55: Glen tribe members cannot tell lies about the rules in front of Tiger. Violators will be killed.]
"Oh, is that so? Then I have to eat it." Bear Hat lowered his head in disappointment, but soon raised it again and asked seriously:
“It’s ok if the rabbit doesn’t eat it, but the cat will definitely try it.
I bought this especially for you. It’s very expensive! And I only have one cat’s share per year. Once this year’s is finished, I’ll have to wait until next year.”
Qi Ge asked doubtfully:
"Are cats more expensive than rabbits? Why? Are cats tastier than rabbits?"
Bear Hat explains:
“No, rabbits are much tastier than cats, but there are fewer cats, and fewer things are more expensive.
This is how it is in our place. If something is rare, everyone will grab it. Don’t worry about whether it is valuable or not. Just grab it first and talk later.”
"Oh~" Qi Ge understood, and immediately realized why bear hair could be used as currency. Bears are extinct, and bear hair is one less when used, and it is non-renewable.
A tip of a bear hair can make the chef of the best restaurant in Glen Forest very grateful. The tigress with a bear hat is probably a wealthy and famous person in the whole Glen Forest, a tiger of the Nth generation.
He didn't say anything more, but once again rejected the kindness of Little Bear Hat and resolutely refused to eat rabbits and cats. After the experience of instant death just now, Qi Ge spoke much more carefully and never mentioned anything related to the rules.
After the tigress confirmed with Qi Ge again and again, she was no longer polite.
She opened her mouth wide and ate a cat in one bite, then a rabbit in another, finishing them in two bites.
She wiped her mouth and shouted to the boss: “Boss, hang up the last rabbit!”
"Okay!"
Chef Tiger grinned, ran over quickly, grabbed the rabbit and hung it on the hook at the root of the tree.
"Please take care." He bowed respectfully to the bear hat, adjusted his chef hat twice with his chubby hands, and nodded twice, looking very adorable.
Qi Ge looked at this scene curiously and asked, "What are you doing?"
"You'll know in a moment." The tigress shook her shoulders, shook her neck, and left the restaurant with Qi Ge.
As soon as they left, they saw the group of gray wolves that had been outside the restaurant reappear.
They didn't dare to get close to Qi Ge and the others. They could only stand on both sides of the road, with their heads down, their bodies shrunk, and trying hard to reduce their presence.
“Ouch~”
"roar!"
“Ouch!!!”
As soon as Qi Ge and the others walked away, violent shouting and sounds of fighting came from behind Qi Ge.
Qi Ge turned around and saw the gray wolves with hideous faces and red eyes biting each other, with blood and flesh flying everywhere. The scene was extremely tragic. They fought to the death without mercy.
"Why are they fighting?" Qi Ge asked puzzledly.
Bear Hat shrugged his shoulders and said, “The rabbit hanging on the wall is for them to eat.
But there was only one rabbit, so they had to fight each other until only the strongest gray wolf was left and could eat the rabbit.
That gray wolf will also become our Black Tiger's new subordinate.
Grandma said that this is the wisdom of our black tiger.
The reproduction rate of gray wolves is much faster than that of black tigers. Although a dozen of them together are no match for a black tiger, it is not certain if there are hundreds or thousands of them.
So keep them hungry and throw some food out from time to time for them to fight over.
Then they will kill each other, and the strongest wolf king will kill all the other wolves and get the food.
But no matter how strong the wolf king is, he is just a gray wolf and cannot defeat us black tigers, so he will become our subordinate.
In this way, we can keep the number of gray wolves under control and prevent them from posing a threat to us.
We will organize these wolf kings to deal with rabbits, cats and deer.
The ones who bully rabbits, cats and deer are the gray wolves. If they drive the rabbits, cats and deer crazy, only the wolves will die in large numbers. Not only will we tigers be fine, but we will also get more food after the gray wolves and the deer have a big fight. "
Qi Ge felt a chill down his spine, and immediately had a clearer understanding of the situation in Glen Forest.
The black tiger at the top, the gray wolf at the middle, the small animals at the bottom, and the bottom of the bottom, the elf fruit controlled by the black tiger.
There are also the strange rules mixed in this system and the Glen Forest itself.
These messy things mixed together to create this strange place with weirdness and order.
"Come on! Glenn's people, I'll take you to see my grandmother."
Bear Hat turned around and smiled at Qi Ge, revealing a row of hideous yellow teeth.
What is meant to come will always come.
Qi Ge nodded and said:
"Let's go. I'm looking forward to seeing [Grandma] more and more now."
In Grimm's fairy tales, Little Red Riding Hood is a weak and helpless little girl.
Little Red Riding Hood's mother asked her to deliver food to her grandmother who lived in the forest and told her not to leave the main road. However, in the forest, Little Red Riding Hood met the Big Bad Wolf. She didn't know the danger of the Big Bad Wolf, so she told the Big Bad Wolf her destination. The Big Bad Wolf took the opportunity to trick Little Red Riding Hood into picking flowers, and then ran to her grandmother's house to eat her grandmother, and pretended to be her grandmother to wait for Little Red Riding Hood. When Little Red Riding Hood arrived, she was also swallowed by the Big Bad Wolf. Fortunately, a hunter arrived in time, cut open the Big Bad Wolf's belly, and rescued the two of them.
But in the Glen Forest, Little Bear Hat could only eat half of his fill after eating three or four gray wolves. In addition, he was a super hunter who could even beat Little Bear Hat.
They are going to visit Grandma in Bear Hat together.
If there really is a Big Bad Wolf that eats Grandma, Qi Ge only hopes that the Big Bad Wolf is strong enough to withstand such stimulation.
Just like in the story, the grandmother in Bear Hat also lives at the end of the forest road, in a stone house made of piled stones.
When Qi Ge and the others approached the stone house, a giant wolf twice as big as Bear Hat suddenly jumped out from behind the stone house.
"Awoo!" It shouted loudly, opened its bloody mouth and spit out its bloody tongue!
Then, he slid and knelt in front of Bear Hat, sticking out his tongue wildly, "Has Has~".

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