Chapter 82 You are the most beautiful cloud in the sky
Zhang Dadao's ability to sneak in and pick locks was really learned from the Seventh Courtyard. There was once a legend that someone learned a lot of skills in prison, covering all kinds of people. In comparison, even if the Seventh Courtyard is not as good as the prison, it is not much worse. Zhang Dadao's skills include some unreliable skills such as antique appraisal, and some weird and wonderful skills such as fortune-telling. In comparison, this ability to sneak in and pick locks is not surprising.
At least in the Seventh Courtyard, the doors are all locked in one direction, so no matter how good you are at picking locks, you can't use them. And things like wire are classified as dangerous goods, and it's very difficult to get them. When Zhang Dadao was preparing to escape from the Seventh Courtyard, he would rather spend the effort to forge the key of the locker than use this ability, because wire is difficult to get, and his lock picking skills don't always work. This time, he was able to successfully pry open the door, firstly because the lock of the fat man's iron door was not complicated, and secondly, because of his luck.
This skill comes from a miraculous patient in the Seventh Hospital. This patient, nicknamed "Sikong Zhaixing" in the Seventh Hospital, is a genius at stealing things. He looks very similar to the thief in Gu Long's novels, like a big monkey. Although he is only in his twenties, his skills are really great. The reason why he was sent to the Seventh Hospital is very strange. Although this "super thief" is called a "super thief", he has never stolen anything.
Not only did he never steal anything, this strange man also caught thieves. It is said that the reason was that he had a quirk. He wanted to open the locks when he saw them. He opened all the buildings in the community where he lived one by one, but he forgot about his own home. As a result, he was caught immediately. Fortunately, he did not steal anything and was not guilty of theft. As a result, the police came to his house and discussed with his family. They believed that this guy was mentally ill and was a great harm to society. He was sent to the seventh hospital.
Speaking of genius, this guy is undoubtedly a genius. He is self-taught. There is no lock on the market that he cannot pick, from the combination lock of the safe to the latest electronic lock. I heard that after he was discharged from the hospital, this guy opened a lock shop and was regarded as a master by the locksmiths in his city. Nowadays, he will not easily pick a lock unless he encounters a particularly high-end lock.
When he lived in the Seventh Hospital, Master Zhang Da Dao learned from him based on the principle that it is better to have more skills when traveling in the martial arts world. Although he did not learn the superb tricks that could not block , he had no problem dealing with ordinary locks. Especially those small tricks, he benefited a lot from them. The trick of using a bank card to jam the lock tongue was taught by this master.
Zhang Dadao always felt that if this expert had not used a spoon to pry open the isolation door in the middle of the corridor and was locked up on the three upper floors in the second month of his admission to the hospital, Building No. 3 would definitely not be able to stop him.
Of course the fat boy didn't know that Zhang Dadao had such brutal skills. When he was discharged from the hospital, the thief was still messing around in his own neighborhood.
Zhang Dadao pried open the lock and pushed open the iron door, which made a piercing "squeak". This little fat guy is really a dead-end homebody. He rarely goes out, so rarely that even the hinges of the iron door are rusted. Seeing Zhang Dadao pry open the door, the Long brothers were also stunned. Zheng Wen was the first to react. He quickly grabbed Zhang Dadao and advised: "Brother Dadao, this is not good, right? If there is no one here, we will be trespassing!"
Zhang Dadao said happily: "Someone is breaking into a private house! They didn't tell me to go in. It would be best if there is really no one there, but what a pity! That fat guy must be there!" Zhang Dadao gritted his teeth and walked straight into the house. Brother Long and a few others looked at each other. Brother Long nodded vigorously, and a few others followed Zhang Dadao in.
The little fat man who was hiding upstairs was ready to play dead, but when he heard the sound of the iron door downstairs being opened, he knew something was wrong. He quickly turned on the light and ran downstairs to see what happened. As soon as Zhang Dadao entered the yard, he found that the lights in the villa were on again. Knowing that the little fat man could not hide any longer, Zhang Dadao laughed: "Haha! Come out, fat man, I promise I won't beat you to death ! You dare to lock me out, today I must let you know how powerful I am!"
Wu Datou followed Zhang Dadao in. After meeting Zhang Dadao, he realized that he was the one who admired Zhang Dadao the most among Long Ge's group. He was a bit of a die-hard fan. As soon as Zhang Dadao came in, he immediately followed him in. After hearing what Zhang Dadao said, he also said, "Yes, let him know how many eyes the horse king has!"
He had also seen the interaction between Zhang Dadao and the little fat man, and knew that the two of them actually had a good relationship, so he dared to speak up for Zhang Dadao. But unexpectedly, Brother Long came in from behind and got angry when he heard this. He was still worried that Zhang Dadao would get into trouble by doing this, but he didn't expect that Wu Datou would not only not persuade him, but also stir up trouble. He came up and slapped Wu Datou, making his big head shake for a while, and cursed: "I don't know how many eyes the horse king has, but do you know how many eyes I, Brother Long, have?"
While Brother Long was teaching his men a lesson, the door to the first floor of the villa opened. The little fat man came out in a daze, looked at Zhang Dadao with a puzzled expression, and said in a daze: "Who are you? Why are you in my house? How did you open the door?"
Brother Long and his companions were stunned. Wu Datou said quickly, "Brother Fatty, it's us! We just met this morning!"
The little fat boy looked at him in confusion for a while, then suddenly realized, "Morning? Oh, you're looking for Xu Cheng, right? I'm his twin brother, Xu Shi!"
"Ah?" Wu Datou was stunned for a moment and looked at Zhang Dadao in confusion.
Zhang Dadao had a ferocious look on his face. He took out his phone and pressed the replay button a few times. Immediately, a somewhat vulgar voice came from the little fat man: "You are the most beautiful cloud in the sky..."
"Xu Shi?" Zhang Dadao jumped over and kicked the fat man, whose face turned pale, to the ground. He beat him violently while cursing, "Twins, right? Not here, right? Bad signal, right? Damn it, I've seen a lot of these things! When it comes to acting, you're far inferior to the 'Best Actor'!"
"Ah! Brother Tianshi, please spare me, I was wrong! I was really wrong! Don't look over there, someone is dying!" The little fat boy wailed, holding his head and turning his big butt towards Zhang Dadao, using his fleshy parts to resist Zhang Dadao's punches and kicks.
Brother Long and the others were all stunned. For a moment, they actually believed what the fat guy said. In the sound of the square dance, several people felt that their IQ was insulted.
"The boundless horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the endless green hills..."
As the music played, Zhang Dadao became more and more excited, and the little fat boy's screams seemed to be more and more in tune with the tune. Zheng Wen's face trembled, and he pulled Brother Long and said, "Brother Long, do you want to stop it?"
Brother Long gritted his teeth and looked at him expressionlessly, "I want to beat them both up right now. If you want to stop me, stop me first! What the hell is this Hangzhou? Why are there so many freaks? "
