Chapter 81 Pretending to be away from home
Brother Long and his friends had never seen the little fat man, so they were naturally confused. Zheng Wen knew Zhang Dadao better, and knew that this guy was always connected with some inexplicable people. They were not able to attend the exchange meeting, thanks to Zhang Dadao who tricked Wang Erxiao and others. Thinking of this, Zheng Wen also said: "Brother Long, Brother Liu, Brother Dadao is very capable, maybe he has met someone again. Why don't we go with him first, if it doesn't work, we can go again, it won't take much effort."
Brother Long thought this made sense and nodded in agreement with Zheng Wen's opinion. In fact, he also felt that getting to know more rich people would be helpful for future shipments. Anyone who could live in this area must be rich or noble.
Zhang Dadao didn't even wait for his consent, he threw the box to Wu Datou and led the where Xiaopang lived. The fat guy's family was indeed rich, and Xiaopang lived in a villa of considerable size, which could really make those house slaves with huge mortgages and those who didn't even have the qualifications to bear the debt angry.
The style of the villa in front of him was very similar to that of Wang Erxiao's house, both were extremely modern, but there was an extra wall outside with barbed wire on top, which made it look more like a prison. Zhang Dadao raised his eyebrows, kicked the iron door, and then shouted, "You fat bastard, your Heavenly Master is here, open the middle door to welcome him!"
The shouting shook the whole area. Fortunately, the houses in this area were far apart and there was a large area of greenery to block the sound. Otherwise, if it were another residential area, they would be sued for disturbing the public or be splashed with feces. Wu Datou, who was standing next to him, had already covered his ears, his facial features wrinkled, and he looked like he couldn't stand it.
Zhang Dadao waited for a while, but not only did he not see any movement, but a window that was originally lit suddenly went dark. Zhang Dadao's face darkened, knowing that the fat man was pretending to be dead. The corners of his mouth twitched and he was about to shout again. But Wu Datou quickly grabbed him and said, "Brother Taoist, don't shout, don't shout! There is a doorbell over there, and this house is well soundproofed, maybe he didn't hear it."
Wu Datou was a smart man. He didn't tell the truth to expose Zhang Dadao's shortcomings, but gave him a way out. Zhang Dadao nodded with satisfaction, followed Wu Datou's instructions and came to the doorbell. After looking at it for a while, Zhang Dadao frowned and turned to ask Wu Datou: "How do you use this thing? What a mess?"
Wu Datou came over quickly, used his mobile phone to illuminate it and studied it for a while, and said, "Wow, it's quite advanced and it's visible. Just press here!" As he spoke, Wu Datou stretched out his hand and pressed a few times.
Zhang Dadao waited for a while, but there was still no response. Brother Long, Zheng Wen and the other two drove over. Zhang Dadao became more and more annoyed and said to Wu Datou, "It's no use. You still have to shout. You must have pressed the wrong button!" After saying that, he was about to open his mouth.
Wu Datou was really afraid of Zhang Dadao. His voice was already at the level of a supernatural power. Although his voice was not sharp or high, it was extremely penetrating and made people feel very irritated. It was as annoying as scratching a blackboard with fingers. Wu Datou quickly stopped him and said, "Master, you can't do that! Since he is someone you know, don't you have a phone number? If you do, call him. Maybe he is not here!" Wu Datou also started to lie with his eyes open, selectively ignoring the lights he had seen before.
Zhang Dadao was stunned, as if he was convinced. He took out his phone and searched for a while, and found Xiaopang's phone number. If Xiaopang knew that the phone number he left when sending a video to Zhang Dadao would cause such trouble, he would definitely slap himself a few times. Zhang Dadao made a call, and after a while, the call was connected. Zhang Dadao said coldly: "Get out and open the door! I need to stay overnight."
"Ah? What? Brother Tianshi? Where are you? My home? I'm not home!" The little fat man began to make up lies.
"Pretending not to be at home? Fatty, if you don't come out I'll drive my car into your door. If I find you in there, I'll burn you to death!" Zhang Dadao threatened, gritting his teeth.
"What? My signal is bad, beep~~~zi~~" The little fat guy started to act stupid, using his mouth to imitate all kinds of nonsense, even Zheng Wen who just came over couldn't help laughing. Zhang Dadao's face began to turn green, Liuzi simply laughed out loud, and at that moment, the little fat guy hung up the phone.
Zhang Dadao was holding the phone, and his whole body was shaking. Liuzi mocked directly: "Oh, it seems that no one is here! Why don't we go! If you don't want to be seen, don't come here to annoy others!"
Brother Long was also a little embarrassed. He pulled Liuzi and said to Zhang Dadao: "Master, why don't we find a hotel? There are several hotels nearby. We have made a lot of money today. There is no need to save. Just pay for it on me." Brother Long thought that Zhang Dadao was being stingy, so he tried to persuade him.
"No! I'm going to fight him today! If I don't let this little fat guy see my ability, he doesn't know how many eyes the Horse King has!" Zhang Dadao was very angry. He didn't even have an ID card, so it was unreliable to stay in a hotel. Moreover, a group of men staying in a hotel was weird to Zhang Dadao, especially since he was the only handsome guy among them. If people suspected that he had a strong taste, the Heavenly Master couldn't afford to lose him!
He thought to himself: "If there were some handsome guys, I wouldn't mind being misunderstood, but this bunch of losers can't afford to lose this person! The fat guy dared to put me in a dilemma, today I will let you see the skills I learned in the Seventh Academy!"
Zhang Dadao hooked his finger, took out the compass from his pocket, opened the lid and felt along the edge of the lid. Liuzi, who was the worst friend of his, asked again, "Hey, what is this? Can a compass be used to find a secret passage? Have you played this game too much?"
Brother Long kicked him and cursed, "Shut up! Watch!"
Under Brother Long's strange gaze, Zhang Dadao took out a thin wire from the cover of the compass. Wu Datou asked in surprise, "There's this too?"
Zhang Dadao came to the door with a smug look on his face, and poked the wire into the keyhole, saying, "I know everything there is to know, and you think a mere lock can stop me! I opened a community with just a pack of instant noodles. If I hadn't brought the noodles with me, I'd show you what I can do!"
Brother Long and his friends looked at each other, not knowing how to respond. A Taoist priest who they didn't know whether he was real or not could pick a lock, which was beyond their comprehension. Only Zheng Wen complained: "This instant noodle saying sounds familiar, as if I've heard it somewhere before."
At this moment, with a "click", the lock was actually opened by Zhang Dadao. Among Long Ge's group, Liuzi and Long Ge were horrified, and were shocked by Zhang Dadao's versatility!
