Chapter 82 Brother-in-law and Sister-in-law
Su Xia had never imagined that things would take such an unexpected turn.
I thought the mission would be accomplished if I could get Little Changchun and the Constellations away, but I didn't expect that the final enemy would be Saratoga.
So Su Xia's character is that the more critical the moment, the calmer he is. He tried to use provocation and said, "Jia Jia, you actually stole a man's underwear?"
"I'm not stealing a man's underwear, I'm stealing my brother-in-law's underwear." Saratoga was shameless.
"Not even my brother-in-law's underwear." Su Xia said.
"I didn't steal my brother-in-law's underwear. I stole the admiral's underwear." Saratoga raised her left hand. The ring on her ring finger was shining brightly under the bright light coming in from outside. "I stole my husband's underwear."
"Well, not even my husband's underwear." Su Xia said, "No one else's underwear is allowed."
Saratoga snorted and ignored him.
It always felt weird to talk to someone while lying in bed. Su Xia sat up a little, leaned her back against the headboard, and put her head on it. She looked disappointed and said, "I really can't imagine that you are so cruel, Jia Jia, that you actually stole someone's underwear."
Who knew Saratoga would become even more arrogant, saying, "This is outrageous. I have also robbed little girls' underwear... I obeyed your orders, brother-in-law. Whose fault is it that I have become like this? Which one is more outrageous, stealing underwear or robbing little girls' underwear?"
During the loot activity in the game, an enemy will randomly appear in the shape of a cute little girl.
They are mixed in the enemy's fleet, and as long as you defeat them, you can get spoils of war, which can be exchanged for various powerful equipment, even costume changes and baby ships. There is nothing to say about the spoils of war, the point is that the spoils of war are shaped like underwear.
For the sake of loot, players frequently arrange for attacks, which is jokingly called the act of grabbing underwear. Su Xia is not talented, but with only a few thousand loot, excluding the loot given away in activities, he naturally does that kind of thing a lot. He likes to arrange Hu De to lead the team, with two fish, and then with a powerful aircraft carrier to attack. Saratoga is a well-deserved powerful aircraft carrier.
But no matter how you think about it, it's the game's fault. The enemy is such a cute little girl, and the trophy is shaped like underwear, which is a bit too bad taste.
Su Xia did not back down. He was a shameless adult. He avoided the main point and said, "Jia Jia, you may have a misunderstanding. My order is to attack the enemy's supply ship and obtain the spoils, not to attack young girls and snatch their underwear..."
"It's not a supply ship, it's a lost transport ship," Saratoga corrected.
"Whether she is a supply ship or a lost transport ship, it doesn't matter, not at all." Su Xia said that although the name of the enemy in the game is the lost transport ship, players habitually call it a supply ship, and they don't know why.
"The important thing ... you have to know that I didn't arrange for you to attack the little girl, but the enemy happened to be a little girl." Su Xia said solemnly, "Think about it, the enemy is the enemy, we can't divide the enemy into different levels, beautiful or ugly, mature women or little girls. The enemy is the enemy, regardless of gender, age."
"Even if she's an enemy, she's a young girl..." Saratoga said persistently, "and she stole her underwear."
"No." Su Xia reacted, "Supply-chan is wearing a one-piece swimsuit, right? There's no underwear to grab."
"Even if it's not the one she's wearing...stealing underwear isn't a decent thing to do."
Su Xia finally couldn't help but said loudly: "That's enough, stop talking about this."
"You arrange for everyone to fight over underwear every day..." Saratoga muttered, "I just took one of your underwear, and I was so crazy... Do you feel good when someone robs you of your underwear?"
"Mine. I am so crazy and I have no right to criticize others." Su Xia was tired.
Saratoga was still mumbling: "Why is the trophy underwear? What does the KanColle headquarters need this thing for?"
"You ask me, how do I know..." Su Xia thought for a while and said, "We can at least be sure of one thing, that the trophy is not as simple as underwear."
An idea suddenly flashed through Su Xia's mind, and he said: "Shipgirls come from people's thoughts and wishes, so shipgirls are beautiful and kind girls, possessing all the good qualities and almost no shortcomings. Those shortcomings are also harmless little cuties." Really?
"The spoils of war may also be the embodiment of people's thoughts and wishes. As long as you know how to use them, you can exert a powerful force. This is the reason why the KanColle headquarters acquired them." Su Xia said, "The spoils of war are a kind of power, but the shape happens to be underwear. Why underwear and not other things? Because people's thoughts and wishes..."
Saratoga was so smart that she immediately understood what he wanted to say and said, "What a gentleman's world this is. People's thoughts and wishes are actually that kind of thing... underwear."
Su Xia thought, what else could a man like?
After chatting for a while, Saratoga remembered the purpose of this trip, and she said, "Let's not talk about that...Brother-in-law, I'm holding your underwear now."
"And this one." Saratoga held up what she was holding in her other hand. "Let me guess why you didn't sleep well last night..."
Saratoga said to herself, "I met Missouri on the way home after saying goodbye to my sister, and then you went out to play together. You drove a motorboat, played around on the beach, and got your clothes and pants soaked. So you had to take a shower, change clothes, and then went to the beach store. Finally, we had barbecue and drank beer at the beach store, and finally cut a big watermelon, so we didn't sleep very late."
"Anyway, you were out there playing with those bad women behind my sister's back, and now I have the evidence." Saratoga laughed like a devil, and noticed Su Xia's surprised expression, "Brother-in-law, why are you so surprised? Did I guess right?"
"You, you followed us yesterday?"
"I really guessed right, you went to play with Missouri?" Saratoga's smile disappeared in an instant.
Su Xia didn't know whether to answer yes or no.
"Missouri..." Saratoga muttered, clenching her fists, "I knew she was a slut. She actually seduced my brother-in-law."
"It's not seduction..." Su Xia said. He was very grateful to Missouri, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to figure things out last night and might have done something wrong.
"You are still speaking for her. You are a slut for sure." Saratoga said, "I will tell my sister that you are playing with other women outside, and then... Missouri is that bad woman."
Su Xia vaguely felt that something was wrong. It turned out that you, Saratoga, were not a little devil who came back to threaten people, but a furious sister who found out that your brother-in-law had someone else outside?
"Brother-in-law, please say something. What else do you have to explain?" Saratoga said.
Su Xia looked around, wondering what I should say. He hesitated, "I, I was wrong?"
"You still know you're wrong," Saratoga said. "How have I ever let you down? I've been with you all those years ago. I've fought with you time and time again, helped you expand the tutelage, and taken care of you wholeheartedly. You're actually having an affair. Are you ashamed? Are you worthy of her?"
"If you do this, do you know how sad your sister will be if she finds out?"
"You're a scumbag."
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"Okay, forget it this time. I can pretend I didn't see anything."
"I can understand that my sister is too controlling sometimes. She controls everything and asks about everything. Wear more clothes when it's cold... but I don't want to wear so many clothes. I don't want to wear long underwear or long johns. They are so ugly. Helping you buy clothes without permission is not a good choice. Helping you clean the room without permission. Don't enter other people's rooms casually. Chocolate and the like are not very healthy, but I just want to eat snacks..."
"Compared to your sister, Missouri won't care about anything. She will accompany you no matter what you want to do. She won't interfere with you. She will only take you to do things you want to do but dare not do. You can relax and speak freely with her... So you will like Missouri and be with her secretly."
"I can help you cover up, but you must never do anything to let your sister down."
"If you really feel tired, you can... Jia Jia can accompany you for a while and relax with you. Don't go to Missouri, that bad woman, and don't do anything to let your sister down."
"Put on your underwear quickly, pervert..." Saratoga threw his underwear on the bed, and the other pair of pants was gone. "I'll take this evidence. If I find out that you are having an affair with other women again, don't blame me for telling my sister."
Su Xia looked at the underwear that Saratoga threw back and quickly picked it up. It was indeed completely dry. She put it under the quilt and put it on.
"I'm leaving now, or my sister will get suspicious." Saratoga left, but she came to her senses halfway through the journey, which is another story.
Su Xia looked at the closed door and lay back on the bed, still in a daze.
