Chapter 778: Li Ke's Slacking Off
Most of the time, Li Ke has a bad temper, but to some extent, this is not a big deal.
After all, for those people who are not that good to begin with, a villain like him is the most suitable.
"Well, the formula of vibranium is like this..."
Li Ke looked at the vibranium ore shining in front of him and nodded. The strength of these vibranium ores was still very high, and they also had a special power that allowed him to easily bind many kinds of energy in them. For a scientific researcher, this kind of special material, which was as useless as shit, could really replace too many things.
And this thing is actually a product of the dimensional demon.
Li Ke nodded, then left with Gwen and hundreds of tons of vibranium ore.
There is no way. If the Black Panther Goddess was a dark-skinned beauty, he might still communicate with her, but since she is a short and fat old lady, there is nothing he can do.
So he took away nearly half of the Wakandans' vibranium mines. After all, in their place, they would just leave them on the ground to rot. He was just following old Washington's training and doing the most correct thing for his current nationality.
Our ancestral teachings are here, you must try them!
Li Ke also took a look at Wakanda's technology. It was just as he thought. It was completely related to the technological development of the modern world. These bastards did rely on cutting-edge physics from the outside world to develop their own technology. It was only because they had this damned bullshit material called Vibranium that they could develop their own technology.
Apart from anything else, just using an optical microscope, the effect that vibranium can have is fifty times that of any other existing material.
So the first thing Li Ke did when he came back was to research the formula of vibranium ore, and he successfully made it.
Although he also had many other strong metals and alloys to use, in this world, vibranium was already the cheapest extraordinary metal. The other metals he made were very expensive and troublesome, and the effects might not be much better, so Li Ke still updated his series of equipment.
then……
"Yes, this is your equipment."
Li Ke casually stuffed the power of the Black Panther Goddess into Annie's body, and by the way, he pouted angrily at the entire warehouse of black-themed equipment. Annie felt the almost endless power in that dimension, and the first thing she thought of was to turn against him. But the first time she looked at Li Ke, she lay on the ground like a cat, rubbing her face against Li Ke's thigh, and put on an unsatisfied look.
Because she clearly saw how Li Ke killed the previous generation of dimensional demon with one shot.
One shot, just one shot, the dimensional demon who was countless times stronger than himself and whose control over dimensional power was so great, died just like that!
"Do your job well and remember to go home on time to eat candy. No matter what you do."
After patting Annie on the head, Li Ke left behind the pile of vibranium equipment and returned to his room to work on his own technology.
He has a lot of inspiration now, so he needs to retreat.
However, it didn't matter that he was in seclusion, as something big happened outside.
…
"Fuck it!"
Nick Fury angrily threw the documents in his hand onto the table and rubbed his head speechlessly.
"...Coulson, the result is that we are now not only facing a Wonder Woman from the Greek world, but also a strange thief Black Cat? A Black Cat who doesn't steal anything at all, but leaves a lot of reviews and then walks away? On top of that, there's a guy who calls himself Thor in Mexico!"
When Nick Fury thought about this, he felt like he was going bald, even though he was already bald.
"I actually think that's pretty good, at least for now, they're pretty harmless."
Coulson shrugged helplessly. He had no ill feelings towards Wonder Woman. Although no one knew where the female star named Geto got her super powers, there was no doubt that she had been keen on doing justice in the past two years. Because of her, the public security in New York and Washington was much better.
After all, everyone sells laundry detergent to make money. In the past, they fought with officials because they would get into trouble if they were caught. Now that Wonder Woman has appeared -
The official announcement said that laundry detergent is legal, and they are now doing a legal business. Although they will still be inspected by the tax bureau, they are no longer unlucky and have to hide every other day.
As for the announcement, it was because Miss Wonder Woman almost single-handedly destroyed the entire laundry detergent industry, which directly led to adults earning less money, so it became legal directly.
This is not an outrageous operation.
After all, the abolition movement was not due to human rights, but to the shortage of labor on the other side, too few black slaves, and high costs.
So slaves need to be responsible for themselves.
This is the cause of the Civil War.
It's not human rights.
No one cares about human rights.
"I don't care what those Western laundry detergent vendors think! Coulson, the commander-in-chief is very angry now, and so are the others."
Nick Fury sighed helplessly.
"That Miss Wonder Woman is taking it too far."
He was helpless. Ever since Ge Duo performed a heroic act, she became addicted. There was no doubt that no matter how many movies she made or how many promotions she took, she would not be able to obtain her current status and fame.
She only needed to simply kill the criminals who should have been shot, and she would be able to satisfy her growing desire to fight, and also gain the fame that she had never had before.
Now the laundry detergent industry has been destroyed by Wonder Woman, but now she is fighting against terrorists again, and she is being very fair... Although she is still very sensible now, she will soon hit them.
It's not that they haven't thought about using nuclear bombs, but the analysis results show that it is impossible to achieve the target, and there is only one chance for such a thing.
"But according to our psychographers, she'll get bored pretty quickly."
Coulson was still so calm, because this matter didn't require him to worry at all, he could just watch the fun with ease.
These things are things that the big guys worry about. Why should he, a salaried agent, worry about them?
"The Psychological Mapper can depict ordinary people, but what kind of person is she? She is a real woman who can break the speed of sound in her flesh. And Annie, her current physical condition is also very abnormal. Oh my God, don't tell me that in a while, there will be an alien Jesus wearing red underwear."
Nick Fury is really a little confused. What did S.H.I.E.L.D. deal with in the past few years?
Terrorists, most of the time, are from remote small countries with plenty of funding, and their enemies only need to jump in and crush them with their equipment advantage.
Then get some mysterious items and seal them up, and don't study or explore them, but only study things that are said to be effective for longevity and restoration of youth - won't the funds and manpower come then?
But, if they really had to deal with those superhumans...
To be honest, Nick Fury really has a hard time controlling himself.
Although it was easier to defraud funds, if he really had to fight and couldn't produce anything, he wouldn't be able to settle the account, so he spoke in distress.
"Especially the commonality between the two people, Stark's adopted son, and the mysterious Rick."
Nick Fury sighed helplessly and looked at Coulson, the one he had chosen, who was still smiling heartlessly.
"Do you know why I'm talking about Superman?"
"Why?"
What Coulson was thinking about now was how to date his cello-playing girlfriend. After all, she was not only a good cello player, but also had a good figure. He didn't realize that his leader was looking into his eyes, as if to say something.
"He is about to shoot a new movie called Supergirl, which tells the story of Kara, a girl from Krypton."
But the heartless Coulson was still thinking about his girlfriend, so he spoke without thinking.
“Isn’t this good?”
Nick Fury's eyes suddenly widened.
"I mean we can alienate them. After all, they have such powerful strength and have held a very high status in the two years when Rick disappeared. So they should no longer be loyal to Rick. After all, they are all Hollywood actresses, and these actresses are not easy to get along with."
"You're right, but it's meaningless. You should have noticed that Natasha has defected."
"ah?"
Coulson was stunned for a moment. He really didn't notice it. He just felt that something was wrong with Natasha, as if she was in love.
"If you miss your cello girlfriend again, I will arrange for an agent who can play the piano to keep close watch on her."
Nick Fury looked at his subordinates silently.
"Anyway, I need you to reach out to Tony and see what he thinks."
Coulson sighed. He really didn't want to have anything to do with these billionaires because every time he would be forced to be rejected. But this was the boss's order and he had no choice but to obey.
"Yes, sir. Anything else?"
"Don't die."
Nick Fury looked serious.
Coulson: “…”
…
"Thanos is sending people to Earth."
Tony Stark, who was modifying his armor, was almost scared to death by this sentence. He stopped the work in his hands, looked at the Ancient One who had become younger and more beautiful in front of him in surprise, and asked in astonishment.
"Really? Loki really dares to come?"
Tony Stark had read history and knew that the Battle of New York was inevitable, but he never expected that with Rick around, Loki would dare to come to Earth.
"That's right. After all, that arrogant prince didn't know Rick's existence. I told you just to save people."
"Who to save?"
"Loki? In the possibilities I saw, Loki was beheaded by Wonder Woman and died cleanly and quickly. Then he and Supergirl Kara beat Thor to death, which directly led to Odin declaring war on us. Then Asgard was blown up by Rick with a dimension-destroying bomb."
Gu Yi said calmly but his not-so-calm words.
"During that time, nearly two billion people died, half of the earth was destroyed, and Rick and his pet happily went to live in a parallel world, so I need you to save Loki."
“…”
Tony covered his forehead speechlessly. He really didn't expect that Rick would do such a thing.
But if you think about it carefully, Rick's actions do not deviate from his usual cruelty and ruthlessness, highlighting his character of not caring about the lives of others.
"So you'd better assemble the Avengers while he's still in the dimension."
Ancient One shrugged. Now the Sorcerer Supreme was Stark, so she didn't care.
"Damn it! I shouldn't have accepted this!"
Tony looked at the green gem on his chest and Ancient One with a amused expression, and angrily smashed the hammer in his hand on the armor, causing the magic runes on it to flash wildly.
There's nothing he can do. Who made him become the Supreme Sorcerer without realizing it?
What was Li Ke doing at this moment?
Li Ke is slacking off.
"Oh, that's the feeling! Exactly!"
Li Ke sat in a chair, watching the Garfield version of Spider-Man and the Green Goblin beating each other, and couldn't help waving his arms.
Gwen, who was sitting next to him, was speechless. She looked silently at herself from another world who was walking towards her from below.
"Ah, I know you like this version of Spider-Man, and the Spider-Man in that world without Tony, who spits spider webs directly from his palms, but can you take me to see Gwen's death as soon as we quarrel?"
Gwen couldn't help but want to complain in her heart. She had followed Li Ke to countless parallel worlds in the past two years. These parallel worlds had all kinds of strange things.
There is a world full of dinosaurs, a world where everyone lives under the sea, and a world that has remained in the primitive era.
All in all, these are worlds that broaden one's horizons, and she was strengthened by Li Ke and gained considerable power.
only--
Every time they had a fight, or she complained that Li Ke left her alone to do his own things or have sex with other women, this bastard would bring herself to see Gwen's death.
"You just want to say that I will die without you, right?"
Watching Gwen fall from the clock tower, the Garfield version of Spider-Man described by Li Ke jumped down and wanted to save Gwen, but he could only see Gwen's body. Gwen was speechless.
After all, anyone would have mixed feelings watching a woman who looks very similar to you, but not exactly like you, die in front of you.
Even if it was just a clone made by the bastard next to him, the real Gwen was already lying under their feet.
"Not really. Actually, there is a version of you becoming Spider-Man, but that version says that you must fall in love with a black person, so I deleted those possibilities. I killed every Miles, Black Spider-Man, equally. And now, except for you, any living Gwen is a lesbian, including the one under our feet."
Li Ke took a sip of coffee. If these two versions of Spider-Man were competing with him for his girlfriend, he would not do anything dirty. These two were genuine good people, and they were also sentimental.
Of course, they definitely can't win... Spider-Man is too popular, so it's impossible for him to have a fixed CP, which means their relationship can never succeed. Any Spider-Man will always be a loser in love.
Except for a certain political correctness.
But now he is gone.
So he can't lose.
Gwen rolled her eyes, hit Li Ke with her fist, then leaned into Li Ke's arms, allowing Li Ke to quietly reach out and touch her butt.
" Come on, you wouldn't do that, would you?"
However, Li Ke stopped drinking the Coke.
Gwen showed a stunned expression on her face and asked again subconsciously.
"Right?"
Li Ke didn't say anything, but the Infinity Stone on his chest was shining brightly.
