Chapter 733: The Birth of a Magical Girl
“…”
You don't want to talk anymore. Looking at this woman with a curvy figure, you are really speechless.
Because you really want to tell them that this image is the woman they subconsciously want to be, and the clothes on her are also what they want girls to wear.
That is to say.
That mercenary is a pink fluffy bunny at heart.
The Temple Knight Tramai is a reserved person.
This guy who looks very serious is not much better, whether it is the absolute territory or the exposed armpits, it all shows their hobbies!
Just as you were thinking this, Bethcode spoke.
"Well, this dress is still too revealing."
He or she looked seriously at her exposed chest and armpits, as well as the marks on her thighs slightly left by the stockings, frowned, and looked troubled.
"This outfit is more like a prostitute than a knight's outfit."
Bethcode tugged at his clothes in dissatisfaction, and before you could react, he spoke again.
"Regardless of the purpose of the person who made this thing, he must be a vulgar and low-taste guy. Lord Tramai, do you have the same problem?"
"Ah? Sir Bethcode is right. I do have similar troubles."
Tramayi also nodded seriously.
"Although the statues of goddesses also have bare shoulders, that is a symbol of the goddess' purity. However, this designer completely placed the attributes of the saint on top of sexiness, making holiness dirty. If I saw him, I would not immediately sentence him to heresy, but I would inevitably give him a good scolding."
"As expected of you, Lord Tramai, the leader of the Temple Knights. This gesture really makes us feel at ease. However, I think such a person should be sentenced to a certain punishment. After all, this power could endanger the safety of the kingdom. Moreover, we are still unsure whether there is a bad guy who has obtained this thing, and what his real purpose is."
"Yes, Bethcode is right."
Tramayi nodded in agreement.
you:"……"
You feel like you want to use your magic to turn these two bastards into idiots.
You can indeed do this kind of thing, but for safety reasons, you still didn't do it. You just looked at them speechlessly and closed the screen.
Although they said they were looking for you, you knew they had no clues, after all, you had developed a way to move quickly using mirrors.
However, you are still unwilling to give up, and you want to truly see a real magical girl, so you create a gem again.
And this time, you were thrown into the harem.
The harem is basically made up of maids. Although most of these maids are loyal, there are also some petty thieves.
You think the story of a reformed villain or a magical girl thief is interesting, so you want to see it, and therefore, you add a restriction clause to this gem.
'The person who gets this gem must be someone who has done something wrong but still has good intentions.'
Then you threw the gem into the harem.
But then you started studying more things under the arrangement of your family and therefore forgot about this matter.
In the fourteenth year, your mother gave you a very beautiful sword. Although the power of the sword was only average, its beautiful appearance still made you very happy.
Just as you happily rushed to your mother's room, you saw a scene.
A woman with black hair, red eyes, fair skin, and a very crazy look, wearing a black gauze dress, looking quite domineering, is hugging your mother, and her fingers are not only placed on her chin, but the other hand is also dishonestly touching the place responsible for nurturing offspring.
You were all stunned.
A panicked look appeared on your mother's face, and the black-haired woman's expression became stiff.
And you...
Want to jump off the building.
Because you found the black gem that you had forgotten in the chest of this woman.
And the soul you see—
It is the soul of your father in this life.
The air fell into silence for a moment.
You didn't know how to say it, and in the end your mother rolled her eyes at the black-haired woman, then blushed and made the actions between the two of them normal, and then smiled at you while the black-haired woman, your father, had stiff limbs.
"Ah, my little baby is here. Come, this is my former good friend, a powerful magician... Well, but your father doesn't like him very much, so please don't make it known, okay?"
She looked at you with a smile on her face, and although you tried very hard to stop the corners of your mouth from twitching, you were still speechless at your mother's attitude of coaxing a child.
Obviously, your mother is not as calm as you think, and she is also very panicked.
But so are you.
You don't want to know that your father, after his gender change, becomes a magical girl with big breasts, long legs, a perky butt, and who is dressed so sexy, and is also the kind of person who is both good and evil.
The most important thing is, he used the female body to flirt with his mother!
but……
Although you felt speechless, you found it very interesting, so you smiled and took out a white gem.
"Okay, I understand, Mother. I came here to thank you for the sword you gave me. This is a return gift! I picked it up in the palace!"
With an innocent look on your face, you gave the white gem to your mother. This gem was quite special and was specially adjusted by you.
The abilities gained with the help of this gem after transformation are healing, teleportation, and setting up barriers. Although there is attack capability, it has to be developed by the user himself.
But most importantly, this gem has a special ability.
Special attack on black gems.
As long as you wear it, you can easily suppress the black gem. If you want to cause damage, you can directly cause more than twenty times the damage.
This suppression and special attack are conceptual, and you don’t know how you do it, but you just think about it and do it.
Although he doesn't know why his father Peda is so obsessed with the power of magical girls.
Then let him know that being a magical girl also comes at a price.
You left the palace with a smile on your face, and your parents breathed a sigh of relief.
"You're in trouble, right?"
Your mother looked at your transformed father with shame and anger.
"Ahem... I didn't expect her to come over so suddenly... But your heartbeat was really fast just now."
Your father, who transformed into a black-haired beauty, smiled unscrupulously, earning him a punch from your mother.
Then, your father, transformed into a magical girl, flew out.
Extra chapter of the All Saints Emperor: Daily life of the substitute King of Hell
“Sometimes, I really don’t know how to say these things.”
Li Ke looked at the smart phone in front of him speechlessly, even though he had forced cheats through the mall system, allowing people in the Tang Dynasty to use mobile phones, computers and other things in advance.
but!
Why are these people so up-to-date?
Looking at the latest model of mobile phone transformed from the burned paper-folded mobile phone and computer lock, Li Ke fell into deep thought.
It’s not that these things can’t be used in the underworld, but in order to facilitate office work, he directly refurbished the entire heaven’s management system and magic weapons and specially obtained a large number of computers.
Although the gods don’t need this and there are much more useful magic weapons than this, for low-level ghosts, this thing is a necessity.
After all, most of the magic weapons of the gods require supernatural powers or merits to use. Although their performance is better than those of computers, for the ghosts...
They have mana, but not much.
There are merits, but not much.
So for them, these are magic weapons.
Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. They are all created by Li Ke using the excess incense and mental power. Generally, these excess ones will be kept by the gods for emergency use.
However, due to population growth and his extensive promotion of local religion, Li Ke had a lot of religious power, so he used it to pay salaries and benefits.
The great masters don't care about this.
Those with great powers who need this thing can earn much more from a full-time job.
Those with great powers who don't need these things won't even look at them, because accepting these things requires them to do something, which is similar to a phone call urging people to go to work.
So it was very smooth for him to do this, after all, God was on his side.
What he didn't understand was why the funeral business had expanded to this area so quickly. If he remembered correctly, smartphones had only become popular not that long ago, right?
About three years?
Has the paper-making factory expanded into new business and found a new track so quickly?
Weren’t they just paper puppets some time ago?
“It’s a little outrageous.”
Li Ke shook his head and didn't take the matter to heart. After all, these were all the dead ghost's things. There was no need for him to ask too much. As long as there was no trouble in the City of the Dead, it would be fine.
But just as he put these things down, started today's work, and called the first ghost, he knew one thing.
Once again, he underestimated the human ability to cause trouble.
"My friends! Double-click six sixes! Tell the brothers who just came in, although I don't know why the signal can still be connected in the underworld, and it's particularly good, but don't worry! As long as everyone keeps giving rewards and paying attention, and by the way, burn more paper for me, I promise to tell the King of Hell to increase your blessings and longevity! By the way, tell the kid who killed me, I will remember you, I will talk to the King of Hell later, and I will let the King of Hell put me up there, and I will fucking kill you!"
Is this, live broadcast?
Li Ke raised his eyebrows. It was not surprising that the Internet here could be connected. If it couldn't be connected, how could he work with other departments?
Therefore, the network in the underworld is the best. Ksitigarbha even has a special base station, which is on the glazed golden roof on the roof of his house. Now Ksitigarbha should have started his daily preaching program. As long as the ghosts in the underworld turn on FM96.6, they can receive the broadcast of Ksitigarbha's preaching. During the question-and-answer session, they can call Ksitigarbha to ask questions, answer their doubts, and express their grievances.
It’s just that the paper burning phone just appeared here, so how come this person is using it?
Li Ke opened the Book of Life and Death which had turned into a computer with full of doubt, took a look, and then understood what was going on.
This bastard was crossing the highway to do a live broadcast and was hit and killed by a driver. His cell phone caught fire due to the alcohol he was carrying with him, and so came to the underworld with him.
Because the driver did have a problem. He had many children at home and had adopted many children, so he drove while fatigued. This matter was not a big deal, but it was not a small matter either, because Li Ke strictly regulated the working hours.
So with the help of the lawyer who had taken bribes, the driver had to pay a large sum of money in the future and had to send several children to other families, which directly led to his death from depression and vomiting blood.
Li Ke couldn't help rubbing his temples. There weren't too many things like this in feudal society, and the officials who tried the case in this place also lacked some bloodiness and morality.
He made a note of the official on his laptop computer and planned to have a chat with him online later. If he still didn't know how to act in the interests of the people, he should get out of here as soon as possible.
Although the Tang Dynasty is short of grassroots officials now, so it cannot just get him fired, it does not lack this one.
But just as he was thinking about it, Li Ke's desk was suddenly slapped.
Li Ke looked up in astonishment and discovered that the guy who was broadcasting the live broadcast had come to his side. Under the stunned gaze of the ghosts, he put his hand on Li Ke's shoulder.
Li Ke then remembered that he had sent the Judge to Greece for exchange and study, that the Ox-Head and Horse-Face were stationed in Europe, and that the Black and White Impermanence were now managing the Black and White Impermanence Department and were training new Impermanence.
This directly resulted in him having no one around him!
And those ghosts...
Li Ke glanced at them and knew that they, like him, had not expected that a ghost would dare to offend him!
There's no way. All the old soldiers have been sent out to train the new ones. This batch is new and just started working today. They haven't received any training yet.
"My friend, I'm talking to you! Come! Say hello to everyone!"
The man with two gold chains on his body looked at Li Ke with a smile, but when he saw Li Ke's stunned expression, the smile on his face turned sour.
"What's the matter? You're not happy about me saying hello, right?"
After saying that, the man spoke into the phone.
"Brothers, this old man Yan Wang is not a good person! But don't worry! Brothers, watch me show you a whole life!"
After saying that, the guy rolled up his sleeves, put his phone aside, and then reached out to grab Li Ke's collar.
"I'm talking to you!"
However, at this time, the ghosts finally recovered from their shock, and then swung the sticks in their hands and started beating the ghost.
"Grandpas, stop fighting! You'll die if you keep fighting!"
The golden chain suddenly began to howl like a ghost, but it did not affect the ghosts' efforts at all. After all, judging from the voice, they were still very energetic.
They fought very hard, and Li Ke felt the pain just watching. One of the ghosts even had a breakthrough when he continuously improved his power to attack the ghost.
"Really? You're working so hard now, why didn't you be smarter before? This guy hurts others and himself, and doesn't care about public morality. So we won't keep him in the City of the Dead. Let him be reincarnated directly to the African continent in the next life and become a slave."
Li Ke shook his head helplessly and said the sentence that this man deserved. But he had no way to deal with the uneven quality of the ghost soldiers. This was how the expansion was, and he could only train them slowly.
After saying that, Li Ke threw the phone next to the man.
He deliberately did not turn off the live broadcast, just to tell those who were watching it how miserable such people would be.
But - Li Ke never expected that something like this could go wrong.
Just as he continued working, the very kind Meng Po from the Reincarnation Office called him.
"Um, King of Hell, did you send me a guy who is reincarnating quickly and broadcasting live continuously?"
Li Ke nodded.
"yes."
"Well, he broke free from the restraints of the ghost soldiers, shouting something like 'My friends, the underworld is beating people! No respect for human rights! No respect for laws and morals! Look, I'm going to give you a whole life!', and then jumped into the punishment channel that does not require Meng Po soup for fast reincarnation."
Li Ke pinched his eyebrows painfully, but asked out of curiosity.
"Where did he jump?"
"The animal realm, and it is the ultimate fast punishment channel of 9981 times 9981 that you set up. I will reincarnate in the animal realm 9981 times 9981 times with my memories. Only after it is completely finished can the reincarnation end."
Li Ke: “…”
He only sentenced the other party to a lifetime of slavery, and he had no memories. He was reincarnated into the animal realm so many times with his memories...
It harms others and yourself.
Meng Po: "Do you want to save him, Emperor?"
"He can't be saved. He's disrupting the reincarnation cycle. He's breaking the heavenly law."
The All Saints Emperor shook his head online.
…
Datang News: "Today, a farmer's sow gave birth to a mobile phone of model XX. It is reported that this phone was once owned by an online anchor. Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature? Both are approaching Datang..."
"What kind of news is this?"
——The people of the Tang Dynasty who are ignorant of the truth.
