Chapter 73

Yunhui was also puzzled as he listened, what was Zaizai talking about?

Prince Yu's butt is sick?

Everyone around them had question marks on their faces.

Little Yinzhen ran over and hugged the Queen Mother's legs, and nodded seriously: "Yes, Uncle Huang's butt is sick and he can't even sit down. He is so pitiful."

The child was also very sympathetic.

Little Yinzhi also got down from the guard's arms, led little Yinzhi over, and testified for his younger brother: "Yeah, yeah, yes, you can only eat light food, and you have to drink bitter medicine."

The Empress Dowager hugged her. Several children looked at Kangxi: "Xuan Ye, what's going on? Why can't you sit down all of a sudden?"

Kangxi came in: "Second brother didn't let me tell you."

He sighed in a mocking manner. He took a breath and looked very embarrassed.

The Empress Dowager stared: "The Ai family is his mother, there is nothing I can't say. I brought you up with my own hands when you were young."

Kangxi said quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, don't be angry, but don't talk to the second brother. "I said it."

The Empress Dowager said dissatisfiedly: "Who else said it if it wasn't you? Anyway, the Ai family only heard a few good grandchildren calling Ukuma."

This Xuan Ye actually wants to say it. The blame was put on a few younger brothers, and of course the Empress Dowager could not agree.

Kangxi was shocked: "I haven't said anything yet."

Why did the blame suddenly come to him?

But looking at the look of the Empress Dowager, his cousin and the Empress Dowager, they all pretended not to see his aggrieved expression.

Kangxi could only say: "Actually, the second brother just got hemorrhoids. He scared himself, thinking he had some terminal illness, and planned to go to see a miracle doctor. The imperial doctor went to see him and asked him to keep him warm."

Everyone knows about hemorrhoids . , really can’t say it.

But now Prince Yu has made it known to everyone.

Just, I don’t know what to say.

His condition was also delayed, and word spread that he had hemorrhoids.

Upon hearing this, the Queen Mother knew that it was Fuquan's bad habits that caused it: "The Ai family knows that he likes to eat, but he doesn't like to exercise. Sooner or later, something will happen to him. If he waits for it, he will be fine. The Ai family must teach him a lesson." One pass."

Such a big person is not reassuring.

Xiao Yinzhen patted the angry Empress Dowager: "Don't be angry, brother has already taught the disobedient uncle the emperor a lesson."

Xiao Yinzhi puffed up his chest proudly: "Little Yinzhi asked the emperor to listen to the imperial doctor's words."

The Empress Dowager instantly beamed: "Oh, you are such a good boy. We don't want to learn from Uncle Huang. These are all bad habits. We still have to take medicine and can't sit down. It's very painful."

Xiao Yinqi saw that his two brothers were both in pain. After talking, he had been looking for opportunities to interject. At this time, he immediately shouted: "Yes! Be obedient!"

He was very obedient.

The Queen Mother was so happy that she touched his furry head and said, "Xiaowu is a good boy."

Xiaoyinqi smiled sheepishly.

Xiao Yinzhen also said: "Hmm, you have to take a walk after dinner before going to bed."

When the Empress Dowager heard this, she immediately worried that the three children had not eaten. As for Kangxi, she had already angered her, and they were all in their thirties. I'm so old, I don't care at all, I really don't know what to say.

"Okay, okay, you are all good children from Ukuma. Have you had your meals?" The Queen Mother kissed them one by one.

Xiao Yinzhen touched his full belly: "Eat, it's warm and full~"

Kangxi also added: "I've used it. My second brother made a lot of delicious food."

Xiao Yinzhi also said with a smirk "But the emperor can't eat it himself." The Queen Mother knew the reason, and she felt relieved. Hearing the words, she said: "He deserves it. I don't know why he keeps dragging it. He is dragging his feet every

time."

The Queen Mother really didn't understand why Fu Quan had such a slow-tempered temper.

"Okay, leave him alone, let's go in and chat." The Queen Mother walked into the main hall of Ciren Palace with three milk dumplings beside her, chatting and laughing together.

Yunhui walked to Kangxi and asked, "Are the three children feeling well?"

She was just worried that the little ones would make her sick if they went out.

Kangxi held her hand: "Don't worry, cousin, everything is fine."

Yun Hui nodded. Kangxi must be more concerned about the health of his little brothers than himself.

Xiaoliu also woke up at this time, his eyes were red, and he looked very aggrieved.

Xiao Yinzhen went over and touched his little hand from the thick clothes and teased him: "What's wrong with my brother?"

The Empress Dowager said: "You are all gone. He can't see you and he has been losing his temper."

The Queen Mother did not expect that a guy who was more than two months old could actually recognize someone. No matter how they coaxed him, it was useless. Although he did not cry loudly, he looked very aggrieved.

This look makes people feel even more distressed.

Yun Hui said: "Come here, Zai Zai, I'll take a look at you."

Yun Hui was a little embarrassed now. Kangxi came up and held her hand, but why did he keep touching her.

She directly called Xiao Yinzhen to free her hand.

Then, although she asked Zaizai to go over, she walked directly to Xiao Yinzhen: "Zaizai asked E Niang to touch his little head and touch E Niang."

She was a little worried that the little guy had a wind today. Although he appeared to be fine, he actually had a fever.

She had seen this situation several times in her previous life. The child was fine in the morning, but was crying in the afternoon, and the doctor told him that he had a fever.

Xiao Yinzhen stretched out his little head and touched E Niang's, feeling that it was very funny: "Giggle~"

Yun Hui touched his little hand again, it was indeed warm: "Very good, it's okay, E Niang gave you the hat Don't take it off."

Xiao Yinzhen covered his head with his free hand: "The wind blows and it freezes my head."

Yun Hui: "Yes, so I can't take it off."

"Yeah, I understand."

Little Yinzhi also thought it was fun and came over to touch Yunhui's head. Yunhui checked the three little ones one by one and found that they were all fine, so she felt relieved.

Xiao Yinqi likes Yunhui very much. Yunhui sees how cute he is and takes the initiative to hold him and let him play with Xiaoliu who is awake.

"Look, this is my younger brother." Yun Hui pointed to the little guy in Aunt Sumala's arms.

Xiao Yinqi has met his younger brother, but he likes to cry. Now he looks at his eyes with red eyes: "Brother seems to be crying?"

Yun Hui said: "Yes, you all go out to play without your brother. My brother misses you." "I'm just crying."

Xiao Yinzhen said, "Don't cry. When my brother grows up, Zaizai will take his two brothers to play together."

Xiao Yinzhen also nodded: "Yeah, I will play with my brother."

Xiao Yinzhi came over: "Little Yinzhi is the oldest, I can take you to play together."

"Okay, third brother will take us to play~" Xiao Yinzhi immediately stuck to Xiao Yinzhi, and you hold the two little guys. Me, I’m so sticky holding you.

Because little Yinzhen is relatively healthy, the difference between the two children is not many months, and now they have almost the same stature when they stand together.

The Empress Dowager likes to see this scene the most: "Little Yinzhi and little Yinzhen are like older brothers. When the time comes, we will take our little five and little six to play outside."

"Okay~" The two little ones the guys said in unison.

Even Kangxi was quite impressed when he saw how sensible the little guys were now.

He still remembered the way little Yinzhen deliberately peed on him when he was a child. He was just a little kid, and now he is so big. It was really touching.

In the next few days, Prince Yu was recuperating from his injuries. He didn't go out, but the hemorrhoids obviously disappeared, and he was almost overjoyed.

At least going to the toilet and sitting down are less painful.

After being vegetarian for a few days, he couldn't help but start to want to eat spicy food.

The butler sneered: "No, if you don't believe me, you can go to the kitchen and have a look. Now everyone in the house is vegetarian."

Prince Yu stared, not expecting the butler to be so awesome.

His mouth was really bland.

Well, I could still hold on for a day or two, but Prince Yu had endured it for ten days and finally couldn't bear it anymore. Since he couldn't eat in the house, he went out to eat.

The housekeeper directly handed over the affairs of the palace to others and followed him throughout the process. Prince Yu was extremely depressed.

He turned on his toes and walked towards the palace. Ma Mo said she missed him before, so he could go to the palace to eat delicious food.

"I am going to the palace, you go back." Prince Yu looked at the housekeeper and his teeth itched with anger.

The butler said with a smile: "It's okay. I will send you to the palace gate and come back."

Prince Yu didn't expect that he would dare to distrust him so much, so he just waved his sleeves and walked towards the palace.

The housekeeper watched Prince Yu enter the palace gate and then went back leisurely.

Since the prince is dining in the palace today, let’s have some delicious food in the palace.

What Prince Yu didn't know was that the news of his hemorrhoids spread throughout the capital's ministers' circle the next day.

The ministers are all as smart as anything, and even the slightest disturbance cannot escape their eyes.

When I heard that Prince Yu actually had hemorrhoids, I felt extremely sympathetic.

None of them, who sit for long periods of time, suffer from hemorrhoids, and they are no longer worth paying attention to.

They often exchange experiences on how to treat hemorrhoids together, and all of them are veterans.

Kangxi received a petition from six ministries two days ago requesting to postpone the reconciliation time.

Kangxi sneered, knowing that these people wouldn't be able to get it out in three days.

Kangxi did not think about becoming a fat man with one bite, so he agreed to their request to postpone the time.

He also said very generously that he would hand it over in half a month.

Those ministers who had been waiting for three days finally felt that they could breathe a sigh of relief.

If the emperor doesn't say anything, they will die suddenly in the offices of these six departments.

A month's worth of oil lamps were used in these three days.

I have to say that the emperor is really cruel. Now that we have time, if they can't handle it again, just wait until their heads fall to the ground.

After resting for a day, the Minister of Finance found that the torture was still going on and would last for another half month. He immediately wanted to die.

Show it off.

They don't want to do it anymore, they can't wait to slap themselves to death the day they go to the palace together, so that you can make trouble, let you make trouble.

The result is now backlash.

He also personally handed a clue to the emperor, which was really a desperate act.

They now feel like vomiting when they see the boxes of books.

They also had to write them down one by one on the form, and the left and right numbers had to be correct. This alone made them miserable.

"Secretary Wu fainted!"

Another minister fainted, and Shangshu Hube said numbly: "Call the imperial doctor and ask him to wake up and continue."

This kind of thing has happened several times, and Shangshu Hube himself was still nervous at first. , but it is very skillful to handle more.

At the door, the guards sent by Kangxi to supervise them directly carried the person out, carried him to the Taiyuan Hospital, and then helped the person back when he regained consciousness.

Wu Shilang looked at the numbers in front of the case and banged his head on the case.

Let him faint again, I really can't stand it.

Kangxi was very happy listening to the guards' reports every day.

Tsk tsk, let these ministers persecute him every day, let's have a taste of this now.

Kangxi laughed wildly in his heart.

Xiao Yinzhen came to Qianqing Palace wearing thick clothes and was carried by someone. He came to speed up the progress of the down jacket.

"Ama~" Xiao Yinzhen was wrapped tightly, but although this blocked his sight, it could not block his voice.

Kangxi was in a happy mood. After hearing this, he came out directly and took the little guy into his hands.

"Why are Zaizai here?" Kangxi took off the cloak from his head and put it aside, and asked.

Little Yinzhen was suddenly let out and shivered. He had been wrapped up and couldn't touch the cold air, and now he was a little cold when he was let out.

Kangxi couldn't help but smile when he saw how cute he was with his neck curled up, but for the sake of the little guy, he quickly put him on the heated kang.

Xiao Yinzhen felt the temperature under his body and sighed deeply before saying: "Hey, Zaizai came here for something!"

He must have come over for something.

Kangxi knew what he was talking about as soon as he heard it. As soon as he remembered it in the past two days, he ran here to ask him about the situation.

When Kangxi first got the paper containing the formula for the down jacket, his mind was opened by what was said on it.

He had heard of down jackets, which were used by some envoys from the West, but they were of poor quality and could not achieve the above-mentioned effects.

But since Zaizai gave it to him, he decided to try it. How convenient it would be if it were made.

"The down jacket is not ready yet. Some of the techniques are relatively advanced. The craftsmen need to make tools first." Kangxi spread his hands.

Little Yinzhen lay on the bed dissatisfied, kicking his calves awkwardly, feeling very dissatisfied.

"Ah, ah, Zai Zai, don't wear so many clothes!" Xiao Yinzhen was almost annoyed to death.

Kangxi didn't expect that Zaizai would spill the beans and slap his little butt directly: "Don't make trouble, there's nothing Ama can do."

Xiao Yinzhen kicked his calves twice more, and shook his head against Ben. The arms that don’t reach the face are very depressing.

"Zai Zai is angry!" The little guy was a little annoyed.

Why is Amma so slow!

Kangxi pinched his little face and said directly: "It's useless for you to be angry."

Just when the little guy was about to get up and fight back, he heard Liang Jiugong announcing that Prince Yu had arrived.

Xiao Yinzhen immediately found his backbone: "Uncle Huang~"

Xiao Yinzhen shouted sweetly.

Prince Yu had just finished saluting Kangxi and immediately picked up the child: "Why is Xiaosi here too? Have you missed Uncle Huang?"

As he spoke, he pressed his face against Xiao Yinzhen, who was so scared that Xiao Yinzhen quickly shrank back: "Cool~"

The child was so scared that he shrank his neck.

Prince Yu quickly put the little guy down: "I'm sorry, Uncle Huang forgot that he just came in."

His face was already cold and cold after being blown by the wind for so long outside.

Kangxi covered the child with a quilt again: "If you're cold, just stay in bed. As long as you lie down well, Ama will let you take off your thick cotton clothes."

Xiao Yinzhen turned his little face away: "Zai Zai, don't follow me. You speak."

Prince Yu had a look on his face: "What did the emperor do to make our mistress so angry?"

Kangxi rubbed his head: "He doesn't want to wear too thick clothes, and it is difficult to move. He is angry with me.

Prince Yu laughed and said, "Oh, it's okay. The weather will get warm soon." Kangxi

didn't say anything about the down jacket. It was a secret between him and Xiao Si.

"Second brother, how are you?" Kangxi looked at Prince Yu, who was moving very quickly, and already had the answer in his heart.

"Of course I'm fine, why don't I come to see you as soon as I'm fine?" Prince Yu smiled honestly.

Kangxi said: "But I received a report from the imperial physician that the emperor will continue to avoid food."

Prince Yu's expression froze. Why did the imperial physician tell the emperor everything?

Yes, today's calculations were all in vain again. Prince Yu instantly fainted: "Yes, I just came here to meet Ma Mo."

Without the delicious food, he had no motivation and his whole body felt numb.

Prince Yu didn't get the meal, so he had to go to Ciren Palace to accept the criticism from the Empress Dowager.

Xiao Yinzhen had just been running around outside, but Kangxi didn't let him go and stayed with him here.

The news about Prince Yu's sudden entry into the palace was known by interested parties.

A group of people gossip together.

"Didn't Prince Yu have hemorrhoids? He recovered so quickly?"

"I heard that his condition was quite serious and he couldn't even sit down. It shouldn't be so fast, right?"

"Yes, it's only been a few days?"

"I heard that he can't even sit down." The emperor also went there that day. Could it be that the emperor did something? "

"Oh, stop talking, I really heard some news that the emperor got a miracle doctor's medicine, which can eradicate hemorrhoids with one use. "

"Can it really be eradicated?"

A group of people were crazy. If it could be eradicated, they would not have to suffer from hemorrhoids for three to five days.

So Prince Yu, who had been scolded by the Empress Dowager all afternoon, was stopped as soon as he left the palace.

Prince Yu took a look and saw that they were all people he knew.

He said directly: "My lords, what's going on?"

"Your Majesty, come up and tell me." Several people were still mysterious.

Prince Yu thought that the three of them would not dare to do anything to him, so he got on the carriage with confidence.

Then he heard something that killed him.

"Don't you all know about it?"

Prince Yu's expression cracked. Everyone knew about the hemorrhoids he had hidden for so long.

His whole being had lost its luster.

The ministers laughed and said: "We are all victims of hemorrhoids. This time we just want to know if the prince has recovered so quickly. Is there any cure?"

Prince Yu said with a numb expression: "What cure?"

The ministers said: " It's for treating hemorrhoids." Prince

Yu chuckled: "Yes, but this method is more cruel."

The ministers looked at me and I looked at you, and they were all curious: "Cruel? How cruel?"

: "This kind of surgery requires surgery on the anus."

Several ministers felt their anus tightening instantly.

Then they all cast an admiring look at Prince Yu.

Prince Yu is worthy of being a member of the Aisin Gioro family. He is so powerful that he can endure such pain.

It’s really admirable that the anus can recover so quickly after the operation on the anus.

But they never dare to do this, Da Ju is the most important thing.

Prince Yu felt puzzled when everyone looked at him like this: "What's wrong?"

Why are they all looking at him like this?

The ministers bowed: "I admire you, Your Majesty is so powerful."

Prince Yu was still confused until he got off the carriage.

What's happening here?

Always feel like everyone’s eyes are weird?

Wait, Prince Yu remembered something.

Don't you think that he had a knife on the anus?
 

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