Chapter 72
Over there, Prince Yu was forced to accept the facts, and Xiao Yinzhen also found a way to treat hemorrhoids here.
Qiuqiu muttered: "Well... there are two methods here. One is to completely eradicate the hemorrhoids, which is to cut off the hemorrhoids with a knife, and the other is to use medicine to warm them up."
Xiao Yinzhen heard that he wanted to cut them off . , directly reflexively covering his butt: "How to cut it off?"
Xiao Yinzhen swallowed, very nervous.
This seemed even scarier than when Ama had her teeth pulled out, and she actually had to cut off her buttocks.
Xiao Yinzhen's eyes instantly burst into tears. Before Qiuqiu could react, Xiao Yinzhen looked up and started crying.
"Wow wow wow -"
Don't cut off my uncle's butt. It's pitiful that my uncle can't sit down now, but it's really pitiful that he has to be knifed.
Kangxi was startled by the cry behind him. Prince Yu was still immersed in the pain of not being able to eat well, and his body was shaken by the cry.
"What's going on?" Kangxi asked in confusion.
But seeing the little guy crying pitifully, he still came over to comfort him.
Little Yinzhen was taken out from the quilt, and Kangxi wiped his tears: "Why are you crying?"
Little Yinzhi also followed worriedly: "My brother suddenly cried, and little Yinzhi didn't know what happened. "
He himself was puzzled.
Xiao Yinqi also crawled over with the little quilt on his head. The palace attendants on the side quickly helped him to get out of the quilt: "Brother, don't cry if you don't cry."
Kangxi couldn't help seeing the little guy crying more and more miserably. Heartbroken: "Oh, please talk."
Xiao Yinzhen sobbed and stretched out her hand toward Prince Yu: "UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHug." Prince
Yu was flattered and quickly reached out to hold the child tightly in his arms: "It's okay, it's okay, uncle is here. "
Oh, you still want to find him even though you are crying. Is he so popular?
Prince Yu couldn't help but think about it.
Xiao Yinzhen sobbed and said, "Oh, oh, oh, don't cut off your butt, don't use the knife."
Prince Yu heard the child's words clearly and almost threw the little guy out.
What does this say? Why did you pull the knife? He absolutely disagreed.
The imperial doctor was very excited and his eyes lit up.
"Actually, I just concealed a method. There is a radical cure method, and that is to cut off the small sarcoma of hemorrhoids." The imperial doctor was still a little excited when he said it.
I wonder if he has the honor of being able to cut Prince Yu’s hemorrhoids.
Not only Prince Yu felt his butt tighten, but also the other adults present felt their anus tighten.
Help, why are there still people trying to take advantage of his anus?
Prince Yu immediately denied: "No!"
The imperial doctor said regretfully: "Alas..."
Prince Yu was worried by the imperial doctor's sigh: "What are you saying? Don't think about it. Go and boil the medicine quickly. I want to take the medicine." If you don't want to talk, you should avoid talking."
Now it has become a battle to protect the chrysanthemum. He will definitely protect his chrysanthemum to the death and not let anyone hurt him.
There were still tears in Xiao Yinzhen's eyes: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. No, I won't."
Prince Yu finally found someone who could speak for him. He excitedly hugged the child and kissed him: "Okay, do you hear me? Fourth brother Even if you don't allow it to be cut off,
Prince Yu is staying far away from the imperial doctor, for fear that he will come up with any bad ideas again.
He even wanted to cut his anus with a knife. How bold!
Prince Yu had forgotten that it was the little guy in his arms who suggested it first, and now he and Xiao Yinzhen are on a united front.
After Kangxi witnessed the tooth extraction, he was very calm about the hemorrhoid removal. He even had his permanent teeth pulled out, so hemorrhoid removal was not a difficult task.
No matter what, he would go to Xiaosi later to ask how to cut off the hemorrhoids, just in case someone really needed it.
After that, Prince Yu cooperated very well, drinking medicine when asked, and wiping things on when asked.
He was very obedient and showed no resistance at all as he didn't want to see his imperial doctor at first. His cooperation was scary.
Kangxi couldn't stand it any longer: "Second brother, please take a rest. The imperial doctor said it won't work that quickly."
"Then I don't feel it at all. It's wrong." Prince Yu was afraid that the imperial doctor would talk about hemorrhoidectomy again, so he wanted to drink it. The medicine takes effect immediately.
I can’t be in a hurry.
Xiao Yinzhen stopped crying and patted him: "Here, here you go."
Then he gave him the hemorrhoid plug that Qiuqiu had just given him and let him use it himself.
He didn't understand how to use this thing, but Qiuqiu said that there was a note on it with instructions on how to use it. Because he was afraid that the little guy would swallow it, he also specifically emphasized that it was for use, not for food.
That's why the child gave so neatly.
What's the use of holding it if it's not food? The little guy was very ruthless and went to find Kangxi after giving it to him.
He rubbed his belly pitifully: "Ama Zaizai wants to pee~"
His legs were tightly closed, obviously he couldn't hold it in any longer.
Kangxi turned around and took him to the groom's room: "You have to tell me early when you need to go to the toilet, otherwise there will be no clothes for you to change if you wet your pants."
Kangxi couldn't help but said after watching him hold back.
Xiao Yinzhen was coy and embarrassed: "Yeah, Zai Zai knows."
Kangxi thought of the capsule he just handed to his second brother again: "What did Zai Zai just take?"
Xiao Yin After draining the water, Zhen hugged Kangxi and whispered: "Hemorrhoid suppository, I don't know what it does, maybe it's to treat buttocks."
Xiao Yinzhen scratched his head, he was not interested in that thing at all.
Kangxi understood, but still ordered: "Next time you have something strange, give it to Ama first. Do you understand?"
Xiao Yinzhen tilted his head: "Why?"
Kangxi said: "Because you took it out Strange things will arouse suspicion. If you take them out here in Ama, no one will question you."
Xiao Yinzhen still didn't understand, but he thought it was fun to talk quietly like this, so he whispered in Kangxi's ear. "Why do you doubt Xiaosi? Xiaosi didn't do anything bad."
He bit his hand.
Kangxi immediately held his hand: "Don't bite your hand, hey, just listen to Ama anyway."
Xiao Yinzhen knew that Kangxi would not harm him, so he nodded obediently: "Okay~"
Kangxi smiled: " It's good that Zaizai understands."
Xiao Yinzhen took the initiative to rub his hand: "Yeah, Zaizai is good."
Prince Yu was still looking at the thing in his hand in surprise, and was about to ask where the little guy came from. , he saw Kangxi and said: "This was given to me by a miracle doctor before. I don't know why Xiaosi touched it. It is also used to treat hemorrhoids. I used this before."
Xiao Yinzhen looked back at Kangxi, and finally He agreed, "Yeah."
The imperial doctor was standing by and wanted to come over to see what this miracle doctor's medicine was like. It really aroused people's curiosity.
Prince Yu glanced at the imperial doctor and gave him what he had in his hand: "Here, let's see how to use it?"
With that, he greeted Kangxi and his three younger brothers for dinner.
Because it gets dark early in the winter, and the emperor and his three elder brothers will have to return to the palace together later. If it gets dark, it will be inconvenient to go back to the palace, so Prince Yu has people prepare dinner early.
But now he looked at the delicious food on the table and felt a little regretful.
Prince Yu sat on a very soft cushion with a big hole cut out of it to avoid injury. This was how he had been eating recently.
After the imperial doctor studied it, he was surprised: "This can be used directly? And the effect seems to be very good."
The packaging looked good, and the imperial doctor was very excited: "Does the emperor still know where the miracle doctor is? I'll go first. Learn the art from a teacher."
Kangxi's black line: "What's the use of treating hemorrhoids? This miracle doctor is used to freedom and has disappeared for a long time."
The imperial doctor could only give up with regret and return the capsule to Prince Yu.
"Prince Yu, just follow the instructions above. It's best to ask the palace staff for help." The imperial doctor said with a smile.
Although I was reluctant to part with it, this was the only one I had to give back to Prince Yu.
Prince Yu had just read the explanation. He showed it to the imperial doctor because he didn't want to accept the reality. He didn't expect the imperial doctor to say so directly.
He could only hold it in his arms slowly.
Xiao Yinzhen said at the side: "This is Zaizai for Uncle Huang. Uncle Huang must get better soon."
If Prince Yu hadn't been able to sit in this position now and couldn't move, he would have gone to hug the little guy . Come over and kiss: "Xiao Si, can you stay here with uncle today?"
He then looked at Xiao Yinzhi and Xiao Yiqi next to him: "How about Xiao Yinzhi and Xiao Wu also stay with uncle? Let your Amma will go back by herself."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yinzhen was unwilling: "No, no, Zaizai can't let Amma go alone, Amma will be scared."
Just like he didn't dare to walk alone . There must be someone from the palace following you, otherwise you will be captured.
Kangxi didn't expect the little guy to say that, and said in surprise: "Why did Zaizai say that?"
Xiao Yinzhen shook his little feet: "Because if you walk alone, you will be taken away!"
Xiao Yinzhi immediately thought of his brother's presence. He was taken away right before his eyes and echoed: "No, no, Ama cannot be taken away. Little Yinzhi must protect his younger brother and Ama."
He is the elder brother of two younger brothers and must take responsibility.
Kangxi's heart skipped a beat. It turned out that Xiao Si still remembered what happened when he was taken away. He moved the little guy closer to him and changed the subject: "What do you want to eat?"
He couldn't let the little guy think about that thing again. , it’s really scary.
Xiao Yinzhen bit the small spoon and pointed at the steamed pumpkin that was burned to a golden color.
"That one is yellow and smells sweet." Since the child learned about the existence of sweetness, his favorite taste has become sweetness.
Kangxi looked at the steamed pumpkin, which was soft and glutinous. It looked like it tasted really good.
"Okay, Ama will get some for each of you three." I
ate too much pumpkin at night and accumulated food. Fortunately, the steamed pumpkin was gone after being divided.
The palace man on the side wanted to continue, but Kangxi quietly stopped him.
When these little guys are greedy, you can't let them go.
Xiao Yinzhen wanted more after eating. The pumpkin was just as he imagined, super delicious.
"I want more~"
Kangxi pointed to the empty bowl: "It's gone. See for yourself."
The child stretched his neck and looked at it. It was really gone: "Okay, Zaizai wants to eat fish~"
Kangxi made another one for him. Fish to eat.
The audience in the live broadcast room swallowed wildly.
[Help, it’s not time for dinner yet. It makes me very embarrassed to eat like this. ]
[UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuMe, too. This is so embarrassing. I would be hungry at night after eating, but now I don't feel hungry after eating. But after watching the live broadcast, my stomach started to growl. ]
[Decided, I'm going to steam pumpkin and eat it tonight. It looks delicious. ]
[Yes, yes, I haven't eaten it for a long time. Let's order some fish by the way. The fish looks delicious too. ]
[Hahahaha, Prince Yu's expression is so pitiful. He keeps smacking his lips and feels like his saliva is about to flow out. 】
【We are both fallen people from the end of the world. We are laughing so hard. Why are we so funny? ]
[I just arrived, can’t Prince Yu eat it? ]
[Yes, everyone just advised him to avoid eating, but when the Kangxi family came, he ordered a table full of delicacies to be cooked. Now he can't eat even one bite. It's so pitiful, hahahaha. ]
[Your smile gave you away upstairs. 】
Prince Yu held a spoon and chopsticks pitifully, but he could only watch. The only food he had was the two bowls of clear soup in front of him.
The butler advised: "Your Majesty, if you want to clear your stomach, just bear with it."
Prince Yu clenched his chopsticks and said, "I understand."
But the food in front of him is really hard to eat, and the most terrifying thing is There is also a delicious feast with both beauty and beauty in front of you.
Prince Yu felt that today was his Good Friday, but everything was for the sake of chrysanthemum, so he endured it.
Prince Yu finished the meal without any taste and took the initiative to feed the little brothers.
Not to mention, watching children eat is quite therapeutic.
Kangxi looked at the little guys' stomachs, stretched out his hand to touch it, and stopped him: "Okay, it's almost done. Second brother, please take a rest. The three of them can't eat too much."
When he mentioned this, he was still nervous at first. Little Yinzhen, who was waiting for feeding, immediately closed his mouth.
Prince Yu reluctantly advised: "It's not bad, be good, eat this."
Xiao Yinzhen shook his head: "No, no, no, you have to take black pills when you're full, it's not good to eat."
The little guy remembered Noticing the taste, he stuck out his tongue and frowned.
Prince Yu: "What kind of black pills?"
Little Yinzhi raised his hand: "The hawthorn pills that the imperial doctor fed my brother after he was exhausted."
Little Yinzhi watched his brother chew them all bit by bit before, and he was very interested in this thing. learn.
Prince Yu said: "Oh, okay, the child has a small appetite, so he can't eat more."
But he really didn't feed him enough. Damn it, he couldn't eat it, and now he won't let him feed him.
Prince Yu felt uncomfortable all over.
Kangxi saw that he was uncomfortable sitting and advised: "Second brother, if you feel uncomfortable, you should stand up and walk around. The imperial doctor said that there is also a problem with your amount of exercise. You need to digest food every time you eat."
Xiao Yinzhen understood: "Yes, rice I need to eat later and go to the imperial garden to play."
Kangxi raised his eyebrows and said, "Look, our fourth brother understands that even if the second brother is so old, he should be careful not to worry Ma Mo."
Prince Yu said when the Empress Dowager was mentioned. Be honest.
"Oh, I know, I know." Prince Yu's face turned red when he was told.
He is older than the third brother, so he is still worried about him so much, which really makes him feel bad.
Then he thought of something else: "By the way, don't tell Mama about your second brother's illness when you go back."
He was really embarrassed.
I actually got this disease because of my greedy mouth, and I can't wipe my face off.
Kangxi glanced at him and wiped his mouth: "I know."
But he knew he knew, but he didn't know what these two little guys would do.
After the meal, the imperial doctor stayed here to observe Prince Yu's condition, and Kangxi went back with the three little guys.
Because Prince Yu's chrysanthemum was not feeling well, he didn't even go out to see her off.
Kangxi didn't know the situation when he came, but now that he's gone, he won't let his second brother run around.
Prince Yu could only stand at the door and wave to them, watching them walk towards the door of the palace.
"My elder brothers should often come and play with my uncles." Prince Yu still liked the children very much.
Little Yinzhen was wrapped up and wanted to come forward to say goodbye to Uncle Huang, but was immediately pushed down.
Kangxi hugged him and said, "Be honest, or else I'll get fed up with you and drink bitter medicine like your uncle Huang."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yinzhen instantly became honest. He didn't want to drink bitter medicine.
Kangxi took them back to Ciren Palace first, where the Empress Dowager and Yun Hui were waiting.
The Queen Mother was extremely anxious: "They won't come back, right?"
As soon as she finished speaking, there was movement outside.
"Ukuma~"
The first voice that came was Xiao Si's voice.
The Queen Mother hurriedly said: "Come in quickly, it's cold outside."
Just as she was about to ask what was going on, she heard Xiao Yinzhen say: "Uncle Huang's butt is sick."
The Queen Mother:?
What's happening here? Why is she so confused? What kind of disease could Bupi get?