Chapter 706: Tsk, you called me Xiao Baibai back then, and now you call me Madam Bai?

Lao Jiang and Ruyue, who were summoned by Liu Hui, leisurely returned to Ku Mu Realm from their love nest in the MAGA world. In order to avoid trouble, Lao Jiang sent them to Qingqiu City accurately.
When they left before, they were harassed three times by assassins from the Blood Killing Palace in just a short distance.
Although those cannon fodders were killed as soon as they rushed out, and even Lao Jiang was not hurt at all, this kind of thing is really disgusting.
"What's the matter with you?"
Jiang Xia landed in front of the White Fox Palace and saw Liu Hui squatting on a rock.
The silly monster was in a very strange state at the moment, as if her three perspectives were shaken by something terrible. She squatted there with a dull look in her eyes, holding a flower in her hand, and unconsciously threw the petals to the ground.
This strange gesture surprised Lao Jiang a little.
He stepped forward, patted Liu Hui on the head, and asked:
"What happened?"
"It's a terrible thing."
When the silly monster saw the boss coming, she squinted her eyes and almost cried. She felt a little ashamed and embarrassed. She hugged her head, and the animal ears that were always so energetic on top of her head fell down.
In a whisper, he said to Jiang Xia:
"I'm not clean anymore, boss..."
"ha?"
Jiang Xia's eyes widened, and he immediately turned around to look at the White Fox Palace behind him. He said:
"Mrs. Bai did you a favor? No way!"
"That's not the case. I fought desperately and held the last line of defense."
Liu Hui sniffed, crossed her arms, and said to Lao Jiang pitifully:
“But I… I just said I wanted to take a shower, and then she came in… She didn’t do anything to me, she just said to relax and dance or something.
And then, then I just..."
At this point, the silly monster covered his face and said in a shameful tone:
"I was attracted to her. She finished dancing and left, but now all I can think about is the White Lady's dancing and her body, her dancing tail, her round...
Boss, I'm done. I'm not clean anymore.
Now I don’t know whether I like men or women.
Could it be that I am also that kind of weird person?
Did you just discover it today?"
"You shouldn't have looked!"
Old Jiang almost vomited blood. He reached out and hit Liu Hui hard on the head a few times, and said to her:
"You have reached out to the taboo, you little idiot. What did I tell you when I left? I told you that Madam Bai's charm can be used by both men and women.
I told you to stay away from her, why didn't you listen?
Is playing with fire so fun? What are you going to do after this?"
"Stop cursing, stop cursing, or you'll become an idiot."
The silly monster also covered his face and cried.
Those who didn't know would think that she was bullied by the bad guy, Boss Jiang. Seeing this, Ruyue looked helpless and could only whisper a few words in Liu Hui's ear.
After hearing this, the silly monster immediately raised his head, hugged Ruyue's shoulders, dragged her to the other side, and turned back to Lao Jiang and said:
"Boss, you are not allowed to follow me! I am going to take a bath with Ru Yue to see if I am really... Anyway, you are not allowed to follow me!"
After saying that, she picked up the struggling Ruyue and ran away without a trace.
Only Lao Jiang was left, disheveled in the wind.
"Oh my, these little monsters are so interesting now."
Mrs. Bai's voice sounded behind Jiang Xia, with a hint of teasing and the secret joy of having done something bad. Boss Jiang turned around to look at her and found that this vixen was wearing very strange clothes.
It looks like a robe.
But as she walked, all kinds of spring scenery leaked out, and the eight jumping tails were spinning behind her like flowers.
She was holding an oil-paper umbrella in her hand and smiling sweetly at Lao Jiang.
Boss Jiang had some improper hallucinations again, but he did not panic this time. He gave a new instruction to his digitized consciousness, and the next moment, his vision changed slightly.
In Lao Jiang's mind, Mrs. Bai's face was automatically replaced by the classic image of "Ruhua" in his memory.
As a result, the effect of her charm was immediately reduced by 99%, which made Old Jiang try to hold back his laughter, but made Mrs. Bai a little confused. What was going on?
How come the charm technique that I have practiced for many years is useless to the man in front of me?
"What are you laughing at?"
Mrs. Bai's tone also became impolite. She threw the oil-paper umbrella aside, put her hands on her waist, and asked fiercely:
"Do you think this lady is ugly? Are you still a man?"
"Humph, you shouldn't be asking that."
Old Jiang snorted with pride, admiring the classic face in front of him. He leisurely held a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, but did not light it, and said:
"Don't act like a demon anymore. I have found a way to break your charm..."
"Yeah?"
Madam Bai sneered and put the fox demon mask in her hand diagonally on her face. The next moment, she said in a charming tone:
"Am I really that ugly in your eyes?"
"Buzz"
The moment when Lao Jiang saw the data being replaced seemed like he was invaded by some virus.
The replaced face collapsed immediately, and as Mrs. Bai's pitiful eyes came into view, Boss Jiang's defense was broken in an instant. When he came to his senses, he was already standing in front of Mrs. Bai.
And his hands were placed in some not-so-serious places.
"Have you touched enough?"
The vixen asked softly.
Boss Jiang coughed awkwardly, quickly withdrew his hands, and said to the monster in front of him in a sincere tone:
"I am convinced. Madam's charm is the best in the world. But let's get down to business. This kind of game is really boring... My sister is watching.
You don't dare to really do anything with me, right?"
"whispering sound"
Madam Bai curled her lips, took off her mask, straightened her clothes, crossed her arms, and whispered:
"This demon will 'eat' Xiao Yan'er sooner or later, and I will come to enjoy you then. Okay, as you said, let's get down to business. Pack up your things and go to Handi Mountain with me.
Go find Qingsi Daniu and clear Liu Hui's name."
"It's not that simple, is it?"
Lao Jiang asked softly:
"You can fool Liu Hui with this argument, she doesn't like to use her brain. But since I'm here, Madam, just speak frankly.
You took the initiative to contact the Great Sage Qing Si. Apart from wanting to get him to support you and Liu Hui and formally establish your rule over Zhufengyuan, what other purpose do you have?"
"What do you think?"
Madam Bai snorted, stretched out her hand and flicked one of her tails, and said faintly:
"You guys boasted to me before that you would punish the Ten Thousand Beast Sect, so I naturally wanted to get some help for you. My Northern Territory Demon Clan and the Ten Thousand Beast Sect have long been in a deadly relationship.
If they could take advantage of this incident and attack the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect in the name of Liu Hui and win a great victory, then regardless of whether she is the granddaughter of King Xiaofeng or not, all the monsters in the northern border would respect her as the king.
I just don't know, as Liu Hui's backer, how confident are you in destroying the Ten Thousand Beast Sect?"
"Ha, Madam is finally honest for once."
Lao Jiang said:
"Then I won't hide it anymore. If we launch the attack now, the chance of winning is 60%. In a few days, it will be 80%. If we get the full support of the Great Sage Qing Si, then it will be 100% certain.
But, I have one thing to say.
Since we have asked the Great Sage Qingsi for help, we might as well help him to the end. The destruction of the Ten Thousand Beast Sect will surely shock the Immortal Alliance, and the millions of cultivators in the East will not let it go.
I, Mo Shuangshan, don't intend to take the blame for this, and Liu Hui can't take it either, so I can only ask the Great Sage Qingsi to take it.
Madam, are you sure you can persuade her?"
"Hmph, don't underestimate me."
Mrs. Bai replied arrogantly:
"As long as I use a little trick, I can trick that big bull into working for me wholeheartedly. The only problem is that there is a dog-headed military advisor on the mountain.
That guy is very smart and vicious, and he is deeply trusted by Qingsi Daniu.
You must send it to my lady.”
"Do you want to kill him?"
Boss Jiang curled his lips and said:
"Wouldn't it be more convenient to ask the assassins from the Blood Killing Palace to do this?"
"No, I won't kill you."
The eight-tailed fox smiled even more seductively. She glanced at Boss Jiang and said:
"Originally it was very troublesome, but after seeing you coming, I knew it wouldn't be a problem anymore. Remember to bring your little lover with you to Mount Handi.
Just think of this as my kindness in letting the little girl meet her father, so as to relieve her of a worry."
"Um?"
When Lao Jiang heard this, he narrowed his eyes, stared at Mrs. Bai, and said:
"The dog-headed military advisor under the command of the Great Sage Qing Si is my Ruyue's...?"
"Well, that should be it."
The vixen smiled triumphantly and said:
“When you came to see me that day, I sensed a familiar aura. Although the bloodline is very weak, it is definitely of Bai Ze’s lineage.
This is a good thing that God has sent to me.
If you can capture that Bai Ze monster for me, I promise that when you attack the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect, you will get the full support of Han Dishan.
As for the blame or something, it's not the first or second time that the big bull has taken it.
It certainly doesn’t care.”
After saying that, Mrs. Bai coughed a few times, looked around, and hooked her finger at Jiang Xia, saying:
"Hey, I'm going to go and watch two little girls taking a bath and playing in the water. Do you want to come with me? If you get angry, I don't mind doing it for you..."
"Forget it. Am I such a shameless person?"
Boss Jiang snorted, pointed his finger at himself and said:
"Gentleman, do you understand?"
"Oh, shameless."
The eight-tailed vixen licked her lips, glanced at Lao Jiang's lower body, and said in a seductive tone:
"If you have the guts, don't be so stubborn, you 'gentleman'. Mo Shuangshan is really lucky to have found you."
——
An hour later, when the chaos in the White Fox Palace came to an end, Lao Jiang called for the Zou Wu treasure carriage stored in Mo Shuang Mountain. He drove the car himself, carrying the three ladies, and rushed towards the Handi Mountain.
There was still an awkward atmosphere in the car.
The main thing was that when Mrs. Bai was peeking, she was caught by Ruyue and Liu Hui. This vixen it on purpose. She even wanted to take a bath together or something, but was sternly rejected by the two girls.
"Hey, speaking of the story between me and that big bull, it's a very long story."
Mrs. Bai sat in the Zouwu carriage, looking at the constantly rotating space tunnel outside the window with some curiosity. She was very interested in the structure of this Lingbao carriage.
He checked and said:
"The first time I met Qing Si was at a banquet hosted by Qing Si when he visited King Xiao Feng. At that time, Qing Si was not yet a great sage. He encountered some problems in his practice, so he came to King Xiao Feng to learn from him.
It regards King Xiaofeng as a truly reliable senior, and King Xiaofeng is willing to guide it.
That guy has good taste and he took a liking to me at first sight.
Haha, it was so sweet back then. Whenever I wanted something, it would get it for me.
I also thought it was honest and trustworthy, so I wanted to marry it. After all, we women always have to have a home and can't just wander around forever.
When you are old and ugly, it will be difficult to find a new partner."
The eight-tailed fox spirit instantly transformed into a life mentor, teaching the two girls beside her her experience of seeing ghosts.
"We had already discussed it, and King Xiaofeng was happy to see that I had a home. He also told the big bull to take good care of me, and then we moved to the Tahan Mountain. But not long after, news came out that the king had been possessed by a demon and was imprisoned in the Demon Tower.
Qing Si wanted to lead his men to attack Mingliyuan and rescue King Xiaofeng without thinking twice. It was only after I had persuaded him that he stopped.
How could it possibly break into Mingliyuan?
If I go there, I'm afraid I'll be boiled into a pot of beef soup by the human monks.
Alas, those days were difficult. Qingsi was forced to do things he didn't want to do.
I killed the descendant of King Xiaofeng, whom it regarded as its predecessor, with my own hands. It couldn't sleep all night, and it had to have me by its side to feel at ease. "
At this point, Mrs. Bai glanced at Liu Hui and said:
"I am not allowed to tell you the specific reasons. When you meet Qing Si, you can ask him in person."
"We're here."
Lao Jiang controlled the treasure carriage with the beast's fang in his hand. Amid the roars of the strange beast, he broke out of the space tunnel carrying three women and landed accurately outside the city of Handishan, causing a group of monsters to panic.
But after Madam Bai was helped out of the car, the monsters quickly quieted down and called her "Madam" one by one, which made the vixen very satisfied.
But before she entered the city gate, a bull demon wearing armor and holding a big axe came out and shouted to Madam Bai:
"Madam Bai, please go back. The king is not seeing guests today."
"Um?"
Hearing this, Madam Bai raised her pretty eyebrows immediately, and put on the dignity of a village master's wife, and scolded:
"When you needed me, you called me Xiao Baibai. Now that you don't need me anymore, you call me Madam Bai? Oh, I won't tell you! Go call Qingsi over to me!
I am waiting here for that unfaithful man to see if he has the guts to say this to my face!"
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