Chapter 702: PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
"Admiral, we are here." Royal Ark immediately waved and greeted Su Xia when he saw Su Xia appear at the entrance.
"You're here... Welcome." Su Xia said, "The slippers are in the shoe cabinet, wear whatever you want."
The Conqueror noticed Susha looking at her and explained, " The Royal Ark insisted that I come."
"I called them over to help me." Royal Ark said, "I originally wanted to call Flanders and L20, but unfortunately they were busy."
Britain, Germany and France love and hate each other, but that does not prevent them from conducting joint exercises and learning together every day. Except for the Ark Royal, all the blueprint ships, even the Ark Royal, did not participate in World War II. As warships in history, there is no hatred between them. Now they are like close partners.
Su Xia smiled. He was sure why something happened between Flandre and L20.
"It doesn't matter." Su Xia said, "It will be more lively with more people."
Royal Ark put the bag in his left hand on his right hand, opened the shoe cabinet with one hand, found his slippers and threw them on the ground, changed into slippers first, then walked into the entrance hall and put all the bags in his right hand on the cabinet countertop, and said, "Admiral, guess what we brought here."
"I can't guess." Su Xia said as she opened the bags brought by the Royal Ark. The first bag contained tofu, spare ribs, and pork. The second bag was filled with shallots, coriander, dried chilies, and other things. The third bag contained a fish. The fish was breathing. When she poked it with her finger, the fish jumped up. "Is this fish still alive?"
"Of course it's alive." Royal Ark said, "How do you eat a dead fish?"
Su Xia thought about it and felt that there was nothing wrong with it. Who would buy dead fish? Of course they would buy live fish.
Su Xia's pupils contracted. She thought about it for a while but didn't find any problem. She thought about it again but still didn't find any problem. So she stopped worrying about the fish and asked, "Tofu, spare ribs, pork, and fish. What are you going to cook?"
"Big plate chicken, boiled fish, sweet and sour spare ribs, shredded pork with Beijing sauce, and mapo tofu." Royal Ark announced the dishes.
Su Xia opened his mouth, wanting to say something but stopping himself. He was very confident in his cooking skills. Even if he could only make twice-cooked pork, scrambled eggs with green peppers, shredded pork with fish flavor, minced eggplant and meat, etc., he didn't believe that Royal Ark could make more than him.
"Admiral, do you have any rice?" Royal Ark suddenly asked.
"It seems so." Su Xia said as she opened the cupboard.
Lexington often helped him buy things, and Yixian always asked Xiao Changchun to bring all kinds of snacks, of which Xiao Changchun would often eat many snacks on the way. He also had a personal maid, so the refrigerator was always full. If something was missing, it would definitely be replenished the next day. He never saw the fruit was not fresh enough, because the fruit that was about to go stale had already been replaced. He never bought rice, and he didn't know who put rice in his cupboard.
"Yes, yes. No, no. What do you mean by 'seemingly'... or is there?" Royal Ark came up to Su Xia and looked into the cupboard. "If there's no, go buy some."
"Yes." Su Xia found a bag of rice, which was still unopened. Suddenly she remembered something, " I remember you just mentioned Da Pan Ji, Royal Ark, right?"
"Yes." Royal Ark said, "What's the problem? Admiral, don't you eat big plate chicken?"
"You didn't buy any chicken." Su Xia said, "I didn't see any chicken."
"Here. The chicken is here." The Conqueror lifted the box in her arms. There were many holes on the box, which were used for ventilation.
Su Xia opened the box with a bad idea in mind, and saw a spotted hen lying in the box with its feet tied up with ropes.
"The chicken is alive too?" Su Xia was dumbfounded.
"Where did you get the live chicken?" Su Xia asked. He remembered that all the chicken used in the cafeteria was processed and frozen, and was taken out to thaw when preparing breakfast every morning.
"Chinese restaurant." Royal Ark said, "When I first asked for it... Zhaohe didn't want to give it to me. She said that Yixian had reserved it for the admiral. Then I told her that I also caught it and killed it to make a big plate of chicken for the admiral, so she let me catch it."
Su Xia knew that Yixian raised a lot of chickens in the backyard of the Chinese restaurant.
Su Xia’s main focus is still——
"Royal Ark, don't tell me you can kill chickens."
"Is there any way to kill a chicken?" Royal Ark blinked.
"Okay." Royal Ark stretched out his hands and pushed Su Xia into the room. "Admiral, please don't worry so much. Admiral, are you an old woman? You are so long-winded. Can you trust us... Admiral, Wudi, you go to the room to rest... Watch TV, play with your phone, and wait."
No matter what Royal Ark said, Su Xia just stayed in the kitchen, which was the entrance hall. He was really worried about Royal Ark.
Su Xia was staying in the kitchen. When the Royal Ark was mentioned, she ran into the room. Now she was standing in the room, looking around, and finally sat on the sofa. She was sitting alone in the empty room, which made Su Xia hesitate for a long time. After thinking about it, he ran into the room to accompany her.
Su Xia came into the room, casually opened the bag that Wudi had placed on the coffee table, took out two boxes that looked particularly exquisite and high-end from the bag, and said, "Moutai... bought from Royal Ark?"
"Yes." Wudi replied, "We accompanied her to the supermarket to buy it."
Royal Ark stuck her head out of the kitchen. She had her long hair tied up, with only two long strands of hair hanging down on both sides. She said, "I was going to ask the Prince of Wales for a few bottles of good red wine, but then I thought that Chinese food must be accompanied by white wine."
"Beer is fine too." Su Xia said, "Drinks are fine too."
Then the Ark Royal had pulled back.
Su Xia put down the wine and glanced at Wudi. She was his marriage ship now, although it was only in name.
Su Xia could accept the sudden time travel. He had more than 100 wedding ships, close to 200. More wedding ships were a piece of cake for him. Even if there were only two people, he didn't feel embarrassed at all. He casually said, "Isn't Wudi hot?" There was a heater in the room, and the temperature was really not low. He was only wearing a thin sweater, and Wudi was still wearing a coat.
"Huh? " Suddenly it became a wedding ship, Wudi was a little nervous about the two of them being alone together, "A little bit."
Wudi took off his coat, revealing a shirt with ruffles at the collar and a bulging chest.
Invincible is invincible in every aspect.
Su Xia remembered what she saw last night.
"Don't be so nervous, Wudi..." Su Xia said, he knew it was useless.
Su Xia kept her ears perked up, paying attention to what was happening in the kitchen, and suddenly thought of a question.
"No one came to join in the fun today?" Su Xia said to himself.
Su Xia had the impression that unless he was staying at someone's house or on a date with someone alone, one of the unspoken rules of the garrison was not to disturb the date. Otherwise, they would disrupt each other and no one would be able to have a good experience. Every time he played a game with everyone in a public area, there would always be people joining in the fun.
Boom——
Clang——
That was a scream.
Su Xia narrowed his eyes. He knew why no one came to join in the fun tonight. Royal Ark cooked for him personally. Even if he was not the dark cuisine master London, he was still British. Who wouldn't want to join in the fun? Even among the British, no one joined in the fun. Even among the British, no one liked the British to cook.
Su Xia came to the kitchen and saw that Royal Ark was holding the fish's tail, chopping it on a thick chopping board with a kitchen knife in his right hand, and the other half of the fish fell to the ground. Even though it lost half of its body, the fish was still alive, its mouth opening and closing. The Conqueror fell to the ground for some reason, holding the chicken's wings with one hand. The hen's neck had been cut open, blood was all over the floor, and it was still struggling with its wings flapping.
"I almost let it run away." The Conqueror lay on the ground, her hair, face, and clothes were all covered with bright red chicken blood. She found Su Xia, who was still thinking about her chicken, "It cut its neck and let out so much blood, but it still managed to run away."
Su Xia no longer wanted to ask the reason. Maybe this was the British style.
"Let me do it." Su Xia couldn't stand it anymore, so he decided to do it himself.
"Admiral, go back and sit down." Royal Ark held the knife, unaware of it, "It was just a small accident."
"Yes. It was a small accident." The Conqueror stood up and reached out to Wudi who ran out after hearing the noise like Su Xia. "Wudi... the kitchen knife may not work. Lend me your sword."
God knows where the Invincible took out the sword and handed it to the Conqueror.
Without waiting for the Conqueror to take the sword handed over by Wudi, Su Xia snatched the sword away and said, "Conqueror, are you killing a chicken or a dragon?"
"Just kidding." The Conqueror's expressionless face smiled, "No need for a sword."
"Really." Su Xia said sincerely, "Let me help you."
"No, no." Royal Ark dug his fingers into the fish's belly, removed a large mass of innards and threw it into the wash basin in the cupboard. "There's no point in asking a guest for help."
Su Xia thought about it and said it another way: "I want to watch Royal Ark and Conqueror cook and learn a few tricks."
Royal Ark showed an embarrassment, thought about it and agreed with Su Xia's opinion.
"Did you forget to scale the fish, Ark Royal?"
"Ark Royal, did you clip the gills?"
"No, Royal Ark, you don't have to fillet the fish into pieces, you just need to chop it into sections."
"Wait, Royal Ark, what do you mean by putting garlic in the bowl... to remove the fishy smell, so it's to remove the fishy smell... I'm quite ignorant, I only know to use ginger to remove the fishy smell... I don't like ginger either... Don't think so, you're not a greenskin, so you can't 'think'... Don't care about that kind of details, I don't know what a greenskin is either."
"Ah... um... Ark Royal is awesome."
"Conqueror, what are you doing again...Should we scald them with hot water before plucking them?"
"You can just throw away the intestines, but can you please keep the chicken liver for me?"
“Soy sauce and light soy sauce are not the same thing.”
"I really can't add any more salt..."
"Why did you put sugar in there?"
"What do you put in the soup? The secret seasoning? ... As long as this secret seasoning is not okay."
Nearly two hours had passed. Su Xia felt that his throat had become hoarse from shouting, but even so, it had little effect. The Royal Ark and the Conqueror continued to do as they pleased and refused to listen.
Anyway, two hours later, the big plate chicken was done, the boiled fish was okay, the sweet and sour spare ribs turned into cola spare ribs, the Beijing-style shredded pork with sweet and sour sauce was stillborn, and the color of the Mapo tofu was black, which looked more upscale.
Su Xia looked at the messy kitchen and the dishes and was silent for a long time.
There is always a way out when you reach the mountain, and there is always a bright future ahead. Su Xia came up with an idea.
"Royal Ark." Su Xia shouted.
"Well, what is it that the Admiral is calling me for?" The Conqueror was covered in blood, and his clothes and pants were stained with all kinds of flavors, from light soy sauce, soy sauce to fish soup, there was nothing that had not been spilled on his clothes. The Royal Ark was a little better because she was mainly responsible for killing fish, but that was all.
"Let's take a shower before eating." Su Xia suggested, and he tapped his chest, "Don't you feel uncomfortable like this?"
"Go back and wash after dinner." Royal Ark said, "It will take too much time to go back and wash now and then come back."
"I have a bathroom right here." Su Xia pointed to the bathroom.
"No change of clothes," said the Ark Royal.
"I have mine. You can wear mine." Su Xia used all means, even moral blackmail. "You don't mind my clothes being dirty... Lexington, Missouri, Wisconsin... Wisconsin doesn't count, Iowa, Helena, Des Moines... Everyone can wear them, you can too."
"It really doesn't work." Su Xia said, "You can ask Wudi to go back and get your clothes now."
"Just wear the admiral's clothes." Royal Ark compromised, "Everyone can wear it, and we can wear it too."
"We're in a hurry." Su Xia said, "So how about washing the Royal Ark and the Conqueror together?"
After much persuasion, Su Xia finally persuaded Royal Ark and Conqueror to go into the bathroom and started to work. She rinsed the big plate chicken and then sautéed it over high heat. She poured out half of the soup from the boiled fish and filled it up with water. She could ignore the process of making the cola spare ribs while keeping an eye on it, and she could pour out all the mapo tofu because Royal Ark bought too much tofu and the extra tofu could be used to make another plate of mapo tofu.
If you don't push yourself, you will never know how good you are. Su Xia found that he was really good, he could create miracles, and survive from death.
After Royal Ark and Conqueror finished their shower, Su Xia arranged all the dishes on the coffee table in the room and cleaned up the kitchen, at least sweeping the floor, wiping the cupboard countertops, and throwing all the messy pots and pans into the sink.
Su Xia sat next to the coffee table and watched Royal Ark and Conqueror come out of the shower.
Royal Ark was wearing a big shirt that he had found at random. That big shirt was specially prepared for everyone who loves shirts. The hem of the shirt just covered his thighs, revealing a pair of slender and sexy long legs.
The Conqueror was wearing a big T-shirt, his hair, which was usually tied up, was casually draped over his shoulders, and his chest was bulging high, making it impossible to take his eyes off it.
Su Xia felt a little regretful. Now he only had to deal with the weakened version of British cuisine after his operation. How should he deal with the Royal Ark and Conqueror?
