Chapter 694: People who do good deeds
Fortunately, Li Ke did not intend to make Cui Pan's cardiovascular system explode. He only changed some unreasonable parts and retained most of them.
After all, it is not possible to change the laws and regulations of a system all at once. This may be faster, but it will cause huge damage to the entire system.
And for a long time, the entire system will be in chaos.
We can only change it slowly and then refine it.
But this is also related to what Cui Pan and others said.
"You don't know, Saint, although the rules of the underworld seem to have many omissions and are unreasonable, they actually follow the rules of the mortal world. When the Heavenly Dao formulated the laws, it referred to the laws of the mortal world, so these laws come from the human heart. Generally speaking, only when the human heart changes, the rules of the underworld will change."
Li Ke found it very interesting.
"So if bribery and abuse of power are rampant at the top, is it the same at the bottom?"
Cui Pan just smiled awkwardly.
"Aren't ghosts just dead people? Can ghosts be scarier than humans? And aren't there saints and immortals? They are here to distort the deviations in the way of heaven."
"I see."
Li Ke suddenly became enlightened and understood some of the operating rules of this world.
But it's hard for the rich businessman who owed his employees wages. According to the original rules, he would at most go to the tongue-pulling hell and the needling hell. But for Li Ke, he would go to the needling hell and the tongue-pulling hell on the first, third and fifth days, and the oil pot hell and the ice hell on the second, fourth and sixth days.
When sleeping, you are in the eighteen levels of hell.
Come for the full set on every first and fifteenth day of the month.
The sentence was not very long. He owed someone money for one year and was fined for three years. In total, his sentence was almost tens of thousands of years.
Moreover, he can enjoy various lectures, and those who are being saved are those who have been tortured, or those who have to survive, for example, to eat, drink water, and cure illnesses. Such people no longer feel guilty.
"Not only that, Saint."
Cui Pan continued to explain science to Li Ke.
After learning from him, Li Ke realized that no matter how many animals and plants you killed in your life, they would all be recorded in the Book of Life and Death... and you would be punished in the same way, regardless of whether you were an animal or a plant...
Even fucking microbes and bacteria count.
That's why some people are reincarnated as plants, animals, etc. in their next life.
However, if a person is not a bad person, he or she can choose whether to reincarnate into an animal or plant with his or her memories. Only when reincarnated into a human will the memory be completely cleared.
Therefore, many animals and plants can become humans by chance.
"So this is the reason why the population keeps growing..."
Li Ke was speechless.
However, despite this, there are still some guys who will be beaten to death. These are generally the ones who have committed heinous crimes and have not done .
After learning this, Li Ke continued the interrogation.
"How did you die?"
Li Ke looked at the second dead man he was interrogating, this dead man was a scholar in tattered clothes.
This fellow, who looked like a scholar, had a pale face and sunken eye sockets, and even in his ghost state, he walked in an unsteady manner.
He smiled at Li Ke and bowed politely.
"Reporting to Lord Yan, I died because of doing good deeds."
Li Ke nodded. If he hadn't encountered a bandit who owed wages at the beginning, he would have wanted to show some leniency to him. So when he saw someone die while doing good deeds, he was very happy.
"Very good, what good deeds have you done?"
Li Ke nodded, and the scholar also spoke with a smile.
"I give twenty cents to Widow Wang next door every day, and fifteen cents to Cuihua at the entrance of the village every week. I also go to Yihonglou to donate money every month..."
As he talked, the Mirror of the Heart and the Book of Life and Death unfolded. Li Ke looked at the obscene scene in the mirror, then looked at the scholar who was proudly talking about his great achievements below. After a moment of silence, he picked up the gavel beside him.
"You call this doing good deeds? You've lived for twenty years and have had sex with people twelve thousand times! The price of rice in the Tang Dynasty has actually been driven up by a pervert like you!"
Pan Cui quickly called the Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Guards to hug Li Ke. Li Ke was really angry and kept waving the gavel in his hand while grabbing the lottery box with his other hand.
Therefore, Pan Cui became even more anxious.
"Saint! Saint! Follow the procedure! Saint! Stop throwing all the lottery tubes out! Saint! Deduct your salary!"
After a long while, Li Ke calmed down and sentenced the scholar to the Mortar Hell, the Oil Pot Hell, the Blood Pool, and the Unjust Death Hell. The hells also changed in shifts every day.
"Damn it, you have to make me angry."
Li Ke rubbed his face and found that his emotions were a little hard to control, but there was nothing he could do about it. This was how he was at his age. He would be able to recover only when he grew older.
But this also has something to do with the bastard in front of him.
Watching the scholar being taken away, Li Ke slammed the table angrily.
"Next!"
Another scholar's ghost was coming over, and Li Ke asked again.
"How did you die?"
The scholar hesitated for a moment before speaking.
"He who died doing good deeds."
“…”
“…”
Li Ke took a deep breath and carefully looked at the scholar in front of him. He found that he also had a thin face and sunken eye sockets, and was ready to copy the previous judgment.
But for the sake of procedural justice, he still opened his mouth and asked.
"Tell me how to die doing good deeds."
The scholar smiled shyly.
"I have been a devout Buddhist since I was a child, constantly releasing all kinds of creatures, whether they are fish, insects, flowers, birds, pigs, sheep, dogs, or chickens. I have been doing these things in my next life, and I will eventually starve to death at home."
After saying this, he looked at Li Ke proudly.
Li Ke: “…”
He glanced at the Book of Life and Death and found that what this guy said was really true.
However, at this time, new news came from the Mirror of the Heart.
The picture shows that the insects and snakes that the scholar released killed and injured several people. When he released birds, he scooped them up with both hands and threw them out.
Not only that, when he released rabbits and foxes, he would speak along with their fur.
"Rabbit/fox, you must come to me to repay me. I don't ask for much, just a prettier look, and preferably a bigger breast..."
Li Ke: “…”
Li Ke picked up the gavel, and Cui Pan naturally hugged his boss, leaving Li Ke with nothing but waving his arms and legs at the air. His biggest attack was to throw the gavel at the scholar's head, knocking him to the ground.
"How dare you tell me you're doing good deeds?!"
