Chapter 69: "Sick Flower" Miranda
[Dark Souls III]: Great! I'm going to start learning again. After learning soul forging, we can forge other people's souls into weapons. What kind of weapons can be forged from the various souls of the world? It's really exciting.
[Marvel]: ...You sound like a villain who plays with souls.
[Dark Souls III]: What gave you the illusion that we are good people?
Marvel: …
[NieR: Automata]: Don’t talk nonsense, I’m a good man who saved the world, stop firing nonsense.
[Dark Souls III]: He was anxious.
[NieR: Automata]: (=_=)
[Elden Ring]: Brothers, I have returned after completing my studies!
[Elden Ring] released the [Combat Skill Memory] red envelope.
[Elden Ring] @ [The Law of Talos]: Brother, please help me copy and distribute the memories. This is the combat skill I learned with great effort. I am so exhausted.
[Dark Souls III]: Have you finally squeezed Bernal dry?
[Elden Ring]: ...
[Elden Ring]: Get out of here, you hentai!
[Dark Souls III]: Hey~
[Elden Ring]: Hey, what the hell, I ██████!
[Talos's Principle]: Why is there a shady plot...
[Dark Souls III]: Who knows what he said? I guess the chat group couldn't stand it anymore, so they automatically blocked him.
[Talos's Principle]: I think if the chat group really can't stand it anymore, they should ban you first...
[Elden Circle]: Fuck! This chat group actually uses a black screen to block out swear words! I ███!
[Dark Souls III]: Okay, that’s enough. How can you be acting like a child when you are already grown up?
[Elden Ring]: (#▼皿▼), you ██████████████████!
After a lot of criticism, the Faded Xia Yu looked at the row of black screens and felt terrible. Why the hell would there be such an outrageous thing as black screen blocking in the chat group?
After thinking about it, Xia Yu the Fader decided to be more civilized.
[Elden Ring]: You are a bunch of ashes rats, you have done the most filthy things. How can you, dogs, pigs, rats and insects, be on the same level with me? Nine out of ten people are disgusted with you!
【Marvel】: ...Awesome.
[Clash of Clans]: What are you playing? Take me with you.
[Elden Ring]: Let's criticize some ignorant bastard who is just trying to show off his abilities.
[Dark Souls III]: Hey, that's enough. You're the only one here criticizing me. Don't mislead others. Also, do you have so much free time? I'm learning the technique of soul smelting, and you're still playing in the group!
[Dark Souls III]: Go and study. You're just sitting here chatting all day long. You can't carve a rotten tree or plaster a wall of dung!
[Elden Ring]: I am ███████████████████!
Although there was a black screen blocking the view, Xia Yu the Fader continued to criticize loudly. When the entire screen was black, Xia Yu stopped.
Then he let out a long sigh and felt a lot more relaxed inside. It turned out that properly scolding people could make one feel happier.
But when he thought that Xia Yu of Ashes had started studying again, Xia Yu of Faded One felt so angry that his teeth itched. Roll up, roll up all the damn things!
It's open book, right? Then let's see who scores more points. No rest, let's go find Teacher Se Lian right away!
The witch Selian is a magic teacher in the Elden Circle. When the Faded One comes to her and asks her to teach magic, Selian will not refuse. She is much gentler than the magic teacher Obek in Soul Three.
Thinking of this, Faded Xia Yu suddenly wanted to taunt Ash Xia Yu, saying that his magic teacher is the gentle Se Lian, who is much better than your Obek.
But the next moment, Xia Yu the Faded thought of Soul Three’s other teacher, Kalula, who was also a gentle female magician.
Damn it, how come that guy also has a female teacher? Although he has another teacher besides Se Lian, that teacher is a big turtle. Although Teacher Turtle is also very good, he just won’t accept it!
The faded Xia Yu was in so much pain that his teeth were chattering, and he started the black screen-scrolling mode again!
【Dark Souls III】: ???
[Dark Souls III]: How did I provoke you and why are you scolding me here?
Finally, Xia Yu, the Fader, feeling relieved again, ended his black screen swiping and set out on the journey to find Teacher Se Lian with a refreshed mind.
According to the information in the game, Teacher Se Lian is hiding in the ruins of the Post Street along the Nimgefu Road, where a crazy pumpkin-headed soldier is also imprisoned.
However, he didn't know whether the pumpkin-headed soldier was imprisoned because he was crazy or he was the soldier guarding the witch.
Xia Yu first teleported to the blessing point closest to Yizhan Street through the blessing points around him, and he could not teleport to any closer one.
This blessing that spreads densely across the earth needs to leave its own breath before it can be transmitted back and forth.
Therefore, if Xia Yu wants to teleport back and forth between blessing points, he needs to "light up" the blessing first, and then he can use the blessed teleportation.
After being teleported to the destination, you will need your good brother Torret. Good brother Torret can travel thousands of miles a day and only consumes a handful of Roya fruit, so it is naturally pollution-free.
After summoning Torret with the spirit horse whistle, Xia Yu jumped on the horse, then kicked the horse's belly and galloped away.
The surrounding scenery quickly receded. Because the spirit horse was the embodiment of the soul, no matter how bad the terrain was, Torrett could walk on it as if it were flat ground.
If he encountered the zombies or Greg's soldiers along the way, Xia Yu would kill them without hesitation and then absorb their runes.
I have to say that the rock ball magic is really useful, but it consumes a lot of magic power. After running for so long, he has already drunk half of his blue dew drop holy grail bottle.
The blue dew drops in the Holy Grail bottle are condensed pure magic power. Just drinking it can restore most of the magic power.
Its counterpart is the Red Dew Drop Holy Grail Bottle, which is a holy grail bottle that can restore life and heal all wounds as long as the person is still healthy.
Dew drops are a blessing produced by the Golden Tree. They are holy objects that can be automatically replenished over time. Of course, they can also be replenished directly with rune energy.
After a long time, even the sun had changed its position, Xia Yu finally saw the remains of Yizhan Street in the distance.
It was a pile of dilapidated ruins. Perhaps there were still people living on the former Post Street, but ever since the magic ring was broken, even the border area had become dilapidated.
The blight ravaged the entire border area. The dead could not return to the golden tree and could only survive as withered bodies, repeating the pain of dying and living, and living and dying again. In soul-based games, immortality was never a gift, but a curse.
After letting Torrett return to the whistle to rest, Xia Yu drew out his two magic wands, one stargazing wand and one meteorite wand.
Now please call him the Dual Wielding Berserker Mage!
Although he can't go up and knock the enemy's head off, he can use magic to smash the enemy's head!
When he learns the Hammer of Heymore in the future, he will directly buff himself, and then use his staff to condense the Hammer of Heymore to smash the enemy to death.
All mages have a dream of close combat, and Hammer of Hammer can make this dream come true!
Hammer of Hammer, a must-have magic for melee mages!
Holding two magic wands, Xia Yu sneaked along the ruins without making any sound, because there was a patch of moving poisonous flowers growing in the ruins of Posthouse Street. It was the "sick flower" Miranda.
But rather than saying that those creatures are sick flowers, it is better to say that they are poisonous flowers. They are poisonous flowers that emit poisonous powder. The poisonous powder can easily blend into the air, making it difficult to guard against.
There is also a main Miranda flower in the flower cluster. It is much larger than ordinary poisonous flowers and can emit sacred beams of light, which is equivalent to scattered lasers.
It's extremely outrageous. It's obviously a flower that can emit lasers, and the lasers fall from the sky!
