Chapter 68 Wu Youzhang

"Finally, the Beginningless Demon was sealed under the desert, and the Dragon Gate was sealed with a great formation. As time went by, no demons or monsters dared to approach because of the protection of the great formation. More and more people gathered in the desert outside the Dragon Gate, and slowly it became a small town called the Seven Heroes Town."
"Yes, yes!" Yan Xiaowu excitedly flipped through the manuscript in his hand:
"The first chapter, 'The Treasure of Longmen', tells the story of a group of heroes gathering at the Qixia Town in the desert outside Longmen Pass to seize the secret treasure."
"But what is this secret treasure? Why can it attract so many Martial Saints, True Men, and Venerables to come and get it?"
"Who are these seven heroes?"
Jiang Zhou said dissatisfiedly: "Do you want me to tell you or do you want me to tell you? Or do you want to see for yourself?"
Yan Xiaowu smiled and said, "You tell me what to say!"
"cough!"
Jiang Zhou moistened his lips and said, "Let's talk about these seven heroes first. They are actually the seven masters who conquered the demons and represented the Seven Demon Sealing Sects. It's been a long time since the beginning of the seven heroes, so it's hard to tell who they were."
"However, their descendants, the contemporary Seven Heroes, have secluded themselves in the Seven Heroes Town and opened an inn."
"The lady boss, Jin Xiangyu, is the Palace Master of the Qijue Palace in Dian Cang Fairyland. She is extremely beautiful. No man in the world can resist her smile. Perhaps when you see her smile, you are already dead, and you died willingly and happily."
Yan Xiaowu was stunned: "Is this true?"
Jiang Zhou said: "Anyway, no one dares to cause trouble in her store. She especially hates people eating without paying. Those who refuse to pay will be made into human meat barbecued pork buns by the store's chef."
"We have to talk about the inn's cook, Li Dazui. He has godly knife skills and is good at butchering cattle. When you see the flash of the knife, he has already separated the bones and meat of a cow, leaving no residue. His skills are close to Taoism, and he has a big mouth and loves to eat human flesh..."
Yan Xiaowu had been fascinated by the art of butchering an ox, but when he heard this, his face turned confused: "No, no, no! Human meat barbecued pork buns?! Love to eat human flesh?! Aren't you the Seven Heroes?"
Overblown...
Jiang Zhou came back to his senses: "Oh, I remembered it wrong, it's demon meat barbecued pork buns, I love to eat demon meat ."
Yan Xiaowu looked suspicious: "You just mentioned someone who owes money?"
Jiang Zhou was so angry that he said, "It's my book, you can write whatever you want! Do you want to listen?"
"listen!"
"Well, in addition to that, there is also the waiter in the inn, named Bai Yutang, known as the Saint of Thieves, who is especially good at the Sunflower Immobilization Technique. With a single point of his finger, he can imprison the universe, making it impossible for immortals or mortals to escape. He also has the magical power of escape, and can use the Golden Light Escape Technique to escape a thousand miles away..."
Yan Xiaowu glared at him with an expression that said, "I'm not well-educated, so don't scare me."
Jiang Zhou ignored him and continued to brag: "Guo Furong, the servant, is known as the Furong Heroine. She is good at using the move of the boundless sea, which can destroy mountains and seas. This is not her most powerful move. Her most powerful move is that she has a father who is the best among heroes and the most evil among evils. He is known as the East Evil Guo Juxia, who is good at using the Dragon Subduing Palm and the Peach Blossom Sword..."
Yan Xiaowu interrupted again: "No! Is he a hero or a villain?"
Jiang Zhou: “…”
It's a bit round, but I can't make it. What should I do?
I simply pretended not to hear and continued to play:
"Mr. Accountant, the Divine Pen Scholar Lu Luodi! He is full of righteousness and open-mindedness. When his divine pen falls, his righteousness rises to the sky, and the stars and moons above, and the mountains and rivers below, fill the universe! As the saying goes: When the divine pen falls, the wind and rain startle; when the embroidered mouth speaks, the ghosts and gods weep. He is open-minded and unrestrained, looking down on the princes. As the saying goes, gold and white jade can buy songs and laughter, and a drunken pouring wine to the moon despises the princes! This is him!"
Yan Xiaowu was stunned when he heard this, and even the guests at the nearby tables were gradually attracted by him and pricked up their ears.
Jiang Zhou ignored him and just boasted: "There is another one who is even more powerful, the Red Refining Mad Demon, the leader of the Five Mountains Sword Sect, the devil among devils, with one hand he can change into 13 forms of cloud and mist, with the sword force, thousands of swords can cross the sky, the wind and clouds surge, and it is unpredictable. Wherever the Red Refining Divine Palm passes, the Five Mountains collapse, and the land is barren for thousands of miles, without a single blade of grass growing!"
"There is also a female detective named Su Wushuang, who is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, medicine, divination, and astrology. She can revive the dead and tell the future with just a few calculations. She can also predict the future and the changes in the universe at her fingertips..."
"Woooooa ...
Yan Xiaowu's eyes widened into a cross-eyed look, his face full of admiration.
After a while, he suddenly said, "No, how come I have never heard of such a powerful person?"
"And if you have this ability, why would you open an inn and serve people?"
"Why do I feel like you are trying to trick me?"
Jiang Zhou glanced at him: "Did you hear it? I told you it was made up, just listen for fun, why did you take it seriously?"
"Is it true or not?"
Jiang Zhou said unhappily: "Fake!"
Yan Xiaowu was a little unwilling.
"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, just watch it for yourself."
After Jiang Zhou finished talking nonsense, he smiled contentedly, patted him on the shoulder, and got up to leave.
Yan Xiaowu was still immersed in the bragging he had just said, sitting there in a daze.
"Sir, please stay!"
Jiang Zhou had just walked out of Yanbo Tower when he was suddenly stopped from behind.
Looking back, I saw a middle-aged man with a goatee jogging after me.
Jiang Zhou wondered, "Who are you?"
The middle-aged man smiled politely and said, "I am the owner of Boguzhai. My last name is Wu Youzhang."
"Boguzhai?"
Wu Youzhang quickly pointed to a shop not far away and said, "Oh, it's right at the entrance of that alley. If you have some free time, why don't you come to my shop and sit for a while? I have something to discuss with you."
Jiang Zhou took a look and found that it was a bookstore.
He refused, "No need, Shopkeeper Wu, I have something important to attend to. If you have anything to say, let's talk about it here."
Wu Youzhang said with some regret: "Well, it's like this. I run a bookstore, and there are many scholars who write articles, poems, and drama lyrics in my store for printing and consignment."
"I just overheard you telling a story in there. It was very fascinating. If it could be printed into a collection, it would definitely be popular in the market. So I took the liberty to call you and ask if you are willing to give this story to our store for printing?"
Jiang Zhou was slightly stunned and said, "I'm sorry, Shopkeeper Wu, that's a gift from me to a friend, so I can't sell it."
"Sir, this price is negotiable. I can give you... 30% profit!"
Wu Youzhang hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and stretched out three fingers.
"Feel sorry."
Jiang Zhou shook his head and turned to leave.
He didn't know whether the price Wu Youzhang mentioned was a lot or a little, but he certainly didn't have that idea.
But Wu Youzhang did remind people that they had never thought of this way to make money before. If they are short of money in the future, they can consider moving some of the collections in their mobile phones...
"Forty percent! Fifty percent!"
Wu Youzhang chased him and raised the price several times, but when he saw that Jiang Zhou still didn't turn back, he knew that he really had no idea, so he stopped in disappointment.
When he returned to his own Boguzhai, he was still a little depressed.
"Shopkeeper, what are you doing...?"
The clerk in the study saw him sighing and couldn't help asking.
Wu Youzhang waved his hands feebly and said, "I just heard a very good script, but it's a pity that the person is too pedantic and refused to sell it. Alas..."
The guy opened his mouth, closed it again, shook his head secretly, and went back to work honestly.
He was no longer surprised by his boss's strange quirks.
If you see something you like but cannot get it, you will definitely not be able to eat or sleep well for several days and nights.
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