Chapter 67 Listen to me
Jiang Zhou curled his lips, took it and stuffed it into his arms.
This thing is indeed a bit shady, and he feels a bit creepy holding it.
I touched it through my clothes and it felt quite thick.
"I said, you are not going to do it alive, right?"
Jiang Zhou said with a guilty conscience.
He originally just wanted Yan Xiaowu to find a way to peel a little bit off the body of the death row prisoner for him.
When Yan Xiaowu asked him whether he wanted to live or die, he thought it was just a joke and didn't take it seriously.
But this package feels like more than just a little bit.
At least one person has to be stripped naked.
Yan Xiaowu's sinister smile made him even more uneasy.
But he rolled his eyes and said, "What are you thinking? No matter how deserving those prisoners are of death, I am not one of those old monsters in the torture chamber. Can I torture them like this?"
"I asked my brothers in the prison to pick them up from the pile of dead bodies. There is no need to wait until the autumn execution. There are quite a lot of people dying in the death row recently. Do you want more? If you still want them, I will ask someone to pick some more for you."
“…”
Why does it sound so weird...
Are you taking off your clothes?
Jiang Zhou hesitated and said, "Then order more."
Although this kind of thing had some impact on his worldview, he couldn't care less since the person was dead.
"If we do this, will the relatives and friends of the death row prisoners..."
Yan Xiaowu sneered, "Friends and relatives? If they are already in death row, what friends and relatives do they still have? Even if they had any before, they are gone now. Besides, the ones I'm looking for are the kind that would be a pity if they died ten times. Even if you can't bear it, these bodies will eventually be thrown into the Pylori Valley outside the city, and no one will care about them. If you lend them something, and you kill a few more demons in the future, it will be considered as atonement for their sins."
Jiang Zhou let out a false sigh of relief.
Yan Xiaowu rolled his eyes and muttered, "Now I believe you are a scholar, just as hypocritical as those pedants."
Jiang Zhou pretended not to hear and asked, "Will this thing get smelly if it's kept for a long time?"
"Don't worry, the brothers in the torture room are all good at handling this stuff. They have already saltpetered it for you . You can use it to write. It is better than the parchment on the market. I can't say it will last for a thousand years, but it will definitely not rot for hundreds of years."
As Yan Xiaowu spoke, he flipped through the booklet Jiang Zhou gave him. His mind was gradually immersed in it and he didn't want to pay much attention to Jiang Zhou, let alone ask him what he wanted the human skin for.
“…”
Human skin book?
It sounds interesting. Maybe you can try it someday if you have the chance?
Weird thoughts flashed through Jiang Zhou's mind involuntarily .
After taking a look at Yan Xiaowu, I knew that his mind was probably too busy to spare any time.
If this kid were in his previous place, he would definitely be a serious internet addict.
The booklet that Jiang Zhou gave him was a patchwork of some of the most impressive classic plots he had read, which he had modified and patched together, and he was very excited when he was working on it.
He was always fascinated by those old stories, so it was no surprise that he was also fascinated by this book about strange things.
"Just watch it, I'm leaving first."
"Wait a moment!"
Yan Xiaowu, who didn't want to pay attention to him just now, stopped him.
"how?"
"What is this thing you wrote about... What is the Qixia Town? Why have I never heard of it?"
"It's fictional. There is no such place." Jiang Zhou said casually.
Not only is it fictitious, but it has also been processed by him, which is a form of falsehood upon falsehood.
Unexpectedly, Yan Xiaowu said flatly: "Impossible!"
His certainty made Jiang Zhou stunned: "Why?"
Yan Xiaowu was also stunned, and the two of them stared at each other: "You have already written about the Qi Jue Palace, don't you know that this is the seventh largest immortal gate holy land in the world?"
“…”
Isn’t that a coincidence?
Jiang Zhou knew that there were many immortal gates in Daji, but he didn't know the details.
There are many legends about immortals in the market, but few people really understand those immortals.
There are quite a few sects in the martial arts world that claim to be authentic and great.
Jiang Zhou asked: "What exactly are these six sacred places?"
He knew this saying, but even these six major sects didn't know it completely.
Yan Xiaowu looked as if he had seen a ghost. "There are six major holy places: Jixia Academy, Chunyang Palace, Dragon and Tiger Dao, Dafan Temple, Zhaixing Tower, and Jiutian Xuanmu Sect. Although Qijue Palace is not among them, it has been very famous in the past hundred years and is on par with the six major holy places. That's why it is called the Seventh Holy Place."
"You really don't know?"
"have no idea."
Jiang Zhou said decisively: "Coincidence, pure coincidence."
The holy land of the immortals cannot be arranged casually.
"real?"
Yan Xiaowu's face was full of doubt: "The stories you made up here are too real, aren't they? If they weren't real experiences, how could you have made up so many realistic things in just a few days?"
Jiang Zhou had no choice but to say, "He's gifted, there's nothing I can do about it."
"I really don't know what the Sanxing Cave you mentioned is. How could you not even know about the Immortal Gate Holy Land?"
Yan Xiaowu still didn't believe it. He stroked his chin, his eyes flashing: "I remember you said you had many brothers, they were all training in various parts of the world, and many of the things you know were told to you by them. Could it be that your brothers' experiences were mixed in this?"
Jiang Zhou: “…”
It seems like I have boasted about this to Yan Xiaowu.
But how do you connect these two unrelated things?
Seeing that he was silent, Yan Xiaowu thought he had guessed correctly and slapped his thigh: "I told you! Master Wu has sharp eyes, don't try to fool me!"
Thinking that he had just quickly read a few pages, the wonderful content made him unable to stop.
It turned out that these were all what Senior Brother Jiang Zhou had seen and heard.
He became even more excited: "Come on, tell me in detail! Which of these is true?"
Jiang Zhou said unhappily, "I told you it's all made up. If you don't believe me, just read it for yourself. Whichever one you love is true, then it's true."
Yan Xiaowu waved his hand and said, "You don't know, I hate reading the most in my life. I get a headache when I see a page full of words. You wrote so many words, I can't finish reading them in a few months. You might as well come and tell me."
"Then what kind of story do you want me to write?"
Yan Xiaowu said as a matter of course, with a look of surprise on his face: "It's just talk, who knows you really wrote it?"
Jiang Zhou narrowed his eyes: "I really want to beat you up."
Yan Xiaowu waved his hand casually and said, "With those two knives of yours that keep tangling with my head, you can't beat me."
"hehe."
Jiang Zhou sneered.
With just two strikes, I can chop you down.
Yan Xiaowu claims to be at the ninth level of martial arts.
Jiang Zhou had never seen him take action, but his skills had increased dramatically recently and he was very confident.
The premise is that this guy didn't lie.
Yan Xiaowu said anxiously: "Stop talking nonsense. Where exactly is your Seven Heroes Town? Also, who are these seven heroes? Why can't I find them?"
Seeing this, Jiang Zhou simply sat back down.
Anyway, there is nothing important.
I have just been working intensively for several days in a row, hunting down demons everywhere. I am not physically tired, but I am a little tense mentally.
You can just brag to him, cultivate your sentiments, nourish your spirit, or start writing talismans.
"Okay, then let me tell you...
Jiang Zhou poured a cup of tea to moisten his mouth and said, "This Qixia Town was originally built by seven masters who set up a great formation in the deserted desert outside Longmen in order to suppress a great demon named Yuanshi Tianmo..."
"Seven masters lured the Yuanshi Heavenly Demon into the Dragon Gate and fought with it for a full hundred years..."
"Wait! A hundred years?!"
Jiang Zhou was not happy with his interruption: "Alas, the Dragon Gate is not an ordinary place. There are two worlds inside and outside the Dragon Gate. Outside the Dragon Gate is the human world, and after crossing the Dragon Gate is another world. It is said that one day in heaven is one year on earth and one hundred years on earth. So, one hundred days inside the Dragon Gate is just a short one hundred days."
Yan Xiaowu was stunned when he heard this, his eyes widened and he was completely confused.
Is it that awesome?
