Chapter 647: The flaws of faith in gods
"Um... can you rework it?"
Li Ke broke out in a cold sweat. He felt something was wrong. He forgot to tell Janna about the shape of the sword!
If he simply took the broken sword back, Yongen wouldn't say anything, he would just be sad for a while, but if he recast his sword into a sailor knife...
He felt that Yongen was going to chase him with a knife for half of Ionia.
Everyone is a well-known person now, and this is not a good thing.
"Huh? What's wrong? Doesn't it look good?"
Janna looked at the 'sword' in Li Ke's hand that had turned into a pirate scimitar, and couldn't help but ask.
“This is a knife.”
"But it was also a knife just now."
“… Never mind. My bad.”
Li Ke then realized where he was wrong. Strictly speaking, Janna is the goddess of Piltover. Since there are the most sailors here, the things this god knows are just sailor-style things.
Strictly speaking, she is what the people of Piltover think she is, and her knowledge comes from these sailors.
After taking a look at the sword filled with Janna's blessing, Li Ke finally decided not to let the other party down, but there was no doubt that he had to find a way to modify it himself.
However, wages still need to be paid.
"Forget it, I'll just change it myself. This will be considered an exchange."
Li Ke casually handed the Light of Humanity to Janna, whose figure had become somewhat illusory and who was about to die again. After Janna accepted the light, her body quickly returned to its original state, and even became more human.
She finally landed on the ground, stepped on the stone slabs with her smooth white bare feet, blew away all the dust on them, then reached out and stroked Li Ke's face.
"You have given me so much, and you also awakened me. According to human philosophy, I should marry you to repay you."
When Janna said this, she didn't show any shyness at all, which made Li Ke's eyes twitch.
"Do you know what husband and wife are?"
"It's like having a baby together."
"Do you know how to give birth to a child?"
"It's like a man's dagger is inserted into a woman's scabbard, and the two are constantly rubbed together to inject some life essence. Then, after ten months of pregnancy, a child will be born."
"Don't you understand this?"
Li Ke originally thought that Janna would be like a child who didn't understand anything and would say such things, but now it seems that she clearly understands everything? !
But why no shame?!
“Yeah, because I’ve seen a lot.”
Janna smiled and spoke.
"The wind that comes with exercise is also me."
“…”
Li Ke didn't know what to say and thought for a long time before speaking.
"Then you should know that giving birth is not such a simple matter, right?"
But Janna shook her head.
"You have been kind to me and given me something I desperately needed. I cannot repay you, so I can only give you a child and use my body and beauty to serve you. This is the correct rule on the ocean! If the person being helped does not give a corresponding reward, then no one will rescue the drowning person!"
What Janna said was very reasonable, and Li Ke became even more speechless.
"Aren't you still saving people?"
"That's because they think I'm God, and it's right for God to save those who call upon Him."
"Then it's my duty to save you."
"But you and I are both gods, and we are the same kind. I don't believe in you, and you don't believe in me."
“…”
Janna's logic was quite closed-loop. Li Ke couldn't help scratching his head. He had never expected that rescuing Janna would produce such an effect.
The other party's thinking is quite... how should I put it, quite retro, with a lot of tribal style.
However, just when Li Ke was thinking about how to avoid this kind of thing, Janna suddenly tilted her head, then lay directly in the breeze, and gently made a split, a standard dance pose.
"Oh, is it because I didn't say anything sweet? Well, let me think, how did that phrase go?"
Janna thought about it for a moment, then said it with a smile on her face.
"For only 998, I can make you..."
"shut up!"
Li Ke quickly covered Janna's mouth to prevent this moving yellow pollution source from saying anything outrageous.
Although everyone knows what she is going to say, this is a place of elegance, how can such shameless, vulgar and vulgar jokes be tolerated? !
Looking at Janna who was looking at him expectantly, Li Ke finally understood why everyone disliked natural gods and gods of faith.
This is a total ticking time bomb.
Janna has the attributes of a loose woman and a prostitute!
That's right! She has such attributes!
Don't think that sailors of this era are good at beauties. Sailors and pirates are actually the same name! It's natural for these guys to tell dirty jokes. Their desire for passionate women is not low at all! To be exact, many people go to sea just for women and money!
Well, to put it nicely, it's love and money.
Janna is not only the god of wind, but also the god of money, love, beauty, and even the god of the sea!
You can't expect sailors not to have strange thoughts about the goddess of wind and sea who controls their life and death. Therefore, gods related to the sea and the gods of storms basically have the attribute of "wandering"!
"Before I let you go, I want to ask, you haven't done this with anyone else, right?"
Li Ke wanted to know whether Janna had done these things.
Janna shook her head, causing Li Ke to breathe a sigh of relief.
"So, do you consider your body as a reward as well?"
Janna nodded.
Li Ke took a deep breath again. It was just as he thought. Gods like Janna were really deceptive!
He loosened his hand and asked.
"Are you serious?"
Li Ke's question made Janna tilt her head in confusion.
"If a person is kind-hearted and leads the people towards hope, is there anything wrong with me, as a god, rewarding him? After all, the body and appearance of a god are beyond the reach of mortals, and isn't that what you did? I decided to do this after seeing your actions."
"I...I'm starting a harem! It's different! And I can't tolerate a girl who marries me having children with other men?!"
These words almost choked Li Ke to death.
"Then why can't I have a harem? Don't women have the freedom to have a harem?"
The attributes of Janna, the goddess of freedom, began to play tricks.
Li Ke: “…”
However, Janna's next words made him even more speechless.
"And if that's your rule, then I will."
Janna looked at Li Ke seriously.
"As long as everyone in this world lives happily under your management, I will always be your wife."
Li Ke: “…”
But I don’t want it!
What's wrong with you!
