Chapter 634: The Lonely Queen of the North
"I brought some fruits back and put them in the living room. Admiral, go and try them and see how they taste." Bismarck spoke.
Su Xia stood up immediately after hearing Bismarck's words . "Okay."
"Where are you going, Admiral?" Bei Zhai rushed to the bedside when she saw Su Xia stand up, wanting to grab him, his arm, his pants, or anything else. As long as the Admiral was watching, the sister would not dare to do anything too extreme. "Admiral, don't leave."
Su Xia avoided Bei Zhai and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, Bei Zhai, it's okay, you won't die."
"Eh?" Bei Zhai stood there in a daze. Has this reached the point of death?
Su Xia ignored Bei Zhai's hopeful eyes and just walked out of the room, he saw Bismarck walking into the room. He stood in the corridor, thought for a while and advised: "Bismarck, be gentle. Bei Zhai didn't mean it, and didn't say anything. He just laughed at Bismarck for lowering the level of the Three Musketeers of Europe, and the 19-minute sea valve and 37 hand-pulled machine..."
"I didn't say 37 hand-pulled machine." Bei Zhai shouted.
"So, have you said everything else?" Su Xia asked back.
Bei Zhai was stunned. It's hard to guard against.
Su Xia was about to say something, but Bismarck looked at him deeply. As the undeserved leader of the German department, Bismarck was also very smart. She knew what Su Xia was planning, and while she was cheating on Bei Zhai, she said, "It's almost time for the Admiral."
"Yes, yes, yes. That's enough. I won't say any more. I'm leaving first." Su Xia didn't dare to say any more. She helped Bismarck close the door before leaving, in case Bismarck had any reservations and didn't dare to take any harsh measures.
When she came to the living room, Su Xia saw the fruit that Bismarck had placed on the coffee table. It seemed that she had not just found some excuse to get rid of him. She really brought some fruit back. It happened to be grapes, and they tasted really good.
Su Xia was sitting on the sofa eating grapes, playing with her cell phone while listening attentively for the sounds of begging for mercy coming from Bei Zhai's room, followed by screams. The sounds became smaller and smaller, as if the owner of the sounds had given up. The bunch of grapes was not finished. With the sound of a door being pushed open and footsteps being heard, Bismarck came into the living room from the corridor with a relaxed expression on his face, followed by Bei Zhai, who was looking listless with his head down and shoulders drooped.
Su Xia was completely unaware of his recent behavior of adding insult to injury, and even waved towards Bei Zhai, saying, "Come here, Bei Zhai, these grapes are so sweet... Who bullied our Bei Zhai? That's too much."
Bei Zhai snorted in response, looked around for a moment, and then sat on the sofa, far away from Su Xia.
If you don’t move, I will move. Su Xia took the initiative to approach Beizhai.
Seeing Su Xia approaching, Bei Zhai crossed his hands in front of his chest and said, "Don't come over."
Su Xia was unmoved, and even reached out to hug Bei Zhai. Bei Zhai didn't seem to bother to hide, and said, "Bei Zhai is so cute."
Bei Zhai wrinkled her nose. No girl would hate compliments, but she had not forgotten what had just happened. Not only did someone not speak up for her, but he also wanted to destroy her. She said, "I'm going to bite you." As she spoke, she picked up Su Xia's arm and bit his little arm. Of course, she knew her limits and did not use much force.
"I don't want to either." Su Xia glanced at Bismarck, who was drinking water from the cup with both hands.
Bei Zhai said nothing, just shook his head and bit the opponent.
"Ah, it hurts so much, it hurts so much." Su Xia said loudly, "I was wrong, I apologize, Bei Zhai forgive me."
Bei Zhai heard Su Xia yelling, let go of Su Xia, and said, "Pretend."
Su Xia laughed, touched Bei Zhai's soft hair, and said, "I know I was wrong... Bei Zhai eats grapes."
"I don't want to eat." Bei Zhai said.
"Then let's drink Coke." Su Xia said, and there was a can of Coke on the coffee table in the living room.
"No." Bei Zhai broke free from Su Xia's embrace, "Admiral, sit over here. I want to take a nap."
"Okay." Su Xia moved to the side.
Bei Zhai lay down and slept on his knees.
She is a lazy homebody who would rather sit than lie down, and would rather stand than sit.
Out of interest, Su Xia stretched out her finger and poked Bei Zhai's chubby face.
Bei Zhai opened his fingers and said angrily: "What are you doing? I haven't forgiven you yet."
"Okay, Bei Zhai, please forgive me." Su Xia thought for a while and said, "Yes, isn't Christmas in a few days? Just tell me what Christmas gift Bei Zhai wants, and I'll give it to him. Any game console, graphics card, digital tablet, tablet, or any action figure, just tell me."
"I don't want anything. I have everything." Bei Zhai said . Even though she usually spends a lot of money, she has a lot of income. She gets income from commissioned works, income from drawing books, and bonuses from attacks. The rich lady in the garrison has no shortage of money.
"How about I give myself to Bei Zhai as a Christmas gift?" Su Xia asked.
"Okay." Bei Zhai was happy.
"You wish." Su Xia rubbed Bei Zhai's face hard.
Bei Zhai also knew that it was impossible, so he pouted, took out his mobile phone and started playing with it, browsing forums, reading comics, reading novels, playing games... He was busy with a lot of things every day.
"Where's Bismarck?" Su Xia picked a few more grapes. "What Christmas gift does Bismarck want?"
"I don't need it," Bismarck said. "I'm not a child."
"You keep saying that you are not a child and don't need gifts. What do other people think? What status do you put other people in?" Su Xia is now eloquent. "King Kong, Indiana, New Jersey, Missouri... they definitely want gifts, but you don't want any because you are not a child. So how can others feel comfortable asking for gifts? Because asking for gifts means you are an ignorant child."
"That's not what I meant," said Bismarck.
"But everyone would think so." Su Xia looked at Bismarck. "I said, Bismarck has been the big sister of the German system for so long, don't you even know this?"
Bismarck lowered his head, pursed his lips and smiled bitterly, "You may not believe it, but I really don't want to be the German big sister anymore." The two sisters alone are enough to give people a headache, and there are a lot of things to do. "I want Zeppelin or Hutten to be the big sister."
"Qepplin is hard to convince, and Hu Teng is too inexperienced." Su Xia said, "Only you can be the leader."
"I can be it." Bei Zhai suddenly interrupted.
"Then the entire German system is doomed." Su Xia said.
"Don't underestimate me." Bei Zhai said, "As long as I am serious, I will be the lonely queen of the north."
"Then how do we get serious?" Su Xia asked.
Bei Zhai said nothing, raised his phone again, and then accidentally let the phone fall on his face with a cry of "ouch".
"So," Susha said, "what would Bismarck want for Christmas?"
"I don't know," Bismarck said. "We lack nothing."
"Then I'll do whatever I want." Su Xia said.
"There are so many people in the garrison," Bei Zhai said, "it's hard to choose a gift. With so many gifts... hehe."
Su Xia subconsciously refuted Bei Zhai's words, and his mouth just opened and closed again, because he thought about it and Bei Zhai's words really made sense. She really had an idea. There were so many ship girls in the garrison, and it was really hard to choose hundreds of gifts.
"I have a solution." Bei Zhai said.
"What method?" Su Xia asked.
"Just give everyone the same gift." Bei Zhai said with a smile, "Everyone should get a Christmas card with Merry Christmas written on it. Don't even write everyone's name, just Merry Christmas. It should be printed by a machine."
"You want me to die." Su Xia said.
Bei Zhai chuckled.
"Sure." Su Xia said, "Christmas cards are Christmas cards. I'll tell everyone that this was Bei Zhai's idea."
"But you made the final decision." Bei Zhai retorted.
"You came up with the idea." Su Xia said, "Dog-headed military advisor."
"You decide." Bei Zhai said.
The two of them stared at each other, neither willing to admit defeat.
Su Xia bent down and hugged Bei Zhai, smiling and said, "Then let's die together, we will die together... If it's with Bei Zhai, I'm willing."
"I don't want to." Bei Zhai said, "You can think of a way to get everyone's gifts."
Su Xia wilted.
"There is still a way." Bei Zhai said, "It doesn't matter even if the gifts are the same. The most important thing is that they are precious. As long as it is a precious gift, a precious gift from the admiral, it doesn't matter even if everyone has the same gift. It's better for everyone to have the same gift than different gifts. No one will feel it's unfair."
"As long as the gift is carefully selected by the admiral, no one will feel it is unfair," said Bismarck.
" But you also said, sister - carefully selected gifts." Bei Zhai turned over and lay on his side on Su Xia's lap pillow. "One or two is fine, ten is easy, but that's hundreds."
Bismarck fell silent.
"So what is the precious gift?" Su Xia asked.
"You ask me everything. Why don't you let me be the admiral?" Bei Zhai snorted.
"Sure." Su Xia said, "Let Bei Zhai be the admiral in the future."
Bei Zhai curled his lips: "I don't want it... There are only responsibilities, no benefits."
"Alas, I really don't know what those people are competing for to be secretary ships for?" Bei Zhai said, "Isn't it good to slack off?"
"How can you slack off if you don't work?" Su Xia asked a sharp question, "Sometimes working is more enjoyable than not working. The weekend after working for five days is the happiest. It's boring to be idle every day without working. There is no disappointment without hope, and there is no leisure without fatigue."
Bei Zhai was silent for a long time, then said, "It doesn't matter, I don't care, I still feel much better not working."
"What a borer." Su Xia said.
"Yes, we are termites." Bei Zhai said loudly, not ashamed but proud of it, "We are termites."
Ahem——
Bismarck coughed.
Bei Zhai was most afraid of that sister, so he put down his phone and said, "I'm going to sleep."
"Don't sleep." Su Xia said, "Tell me first, what is the precious gift."
"I don't know even if you ask me." Bei Zhai said, "I have already thought of so much for you, and you can figure out the rest yourself."
"I have no idea." Su Xia said.
"I have no idea either." Bei Zhai put the phone on his stomach and talked for a long time. He really felt a little sleepy.
"Okay." Su Xia said. He also knew that Bei Zhai had no choice.
Even so, Su Xia couldn't help but praise Bei Zhai. He looked at Bismarck and said, "I have to say, Bei Zhai is quite smart sometimes."
"I just don't know how to use it in the right way," said Bismarck.
Su Xia leaned back on the sofa, holding the back of her head with both hands, and said to herself: "Not only is it difficult to choose Christmas gifts, but there must be some activities during Christmas. What kind of activities are better?"
"What other activities are we going to hold?" Perhaps Su Xia's praise made Bei Zhai very happy. She was quite active today. "Decorate the garrison to create a Christmas atmosphere. Then we'll have a Christmas dinner, Christmas Eve, and then the choir will sing or everyone will sing together... Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. We'll have so much fun skiing, sitting on a sleigh... Finally, we'll just wait until everyone falls asleep and give out Christmas presents."
"It feels like something is missing." Su Xia said.
"I know what the admiral is thinking." Bei Zhai's eyes became sharper. "It's nothing more than Xiao Zhai's mission to make this port area full of everyone's laughter. I want everyone to become closer, so I want to hold some activities that can bring everyone closer together, just like the Halloween event."
Su Xia smiled: "It's not Xiao Zhai's task."
"Too much is as bad as too little." Bei Zhai suddenly said, and she closed her eyes. "The admiral's purpose is too obvious. Everyone might pretend to be close to the admiral on purpose. That would be meaningless and would only make things worse, wouldn't it?"
"The admiral's idea is good, but if the leader likes something, the subordinates will like it even more." Bei Zhai added, "I think it's okay for the admiral to want to make everyone closer through activities, but don't force it too much. It will be awkward if you force it too much. Just let it go naturally."
"Besides," Bei Zhai continued, "What's wrong with a little quarrel in the garrison? That makes it more real. If everyone is as close as sisters, it will make people feel sick. Isn't it better to be more natural? The American and Japanese factions hate each other, and the British, German and French factions love and hate each other. Of course, there must be a limit."
"What else?" Su Xia asked.
"No more." Bei Zhai said, "That's all I can think of."
Su Xia was unwilling to accept it. "Is it really gone?"
"No more." Bei Zhai said, "There really is not a drop left."
Su Xia patted Bei Zhai on the forehead.
"Bismarck." Su Xia shouted.
"Hmm?" Bismarck looked at Su Xia.
"I was wrong just now. Bei Zhai is not just smart, he is really smart. Very smart." Su Xia said.
"You are the smart one." Bei Zhai said. She knew what the smart one really meant.
"You don't want to be the German leader." Su Xia said, "It's really possible to change it to Bei Zhai."
"No," Bei Zhai said, "I don't want to be one. I want to be a termite."
"Wait." Su Xia suddenly said. He stared at Bei Zhai. The person who could say such words was really his Bei Zhai. He turned Bei Zhai's face from side to side and scratched his face. What if he pulled off a human skin mask?
"What are you doing?" Bei Zhai said dissatisfiedly.
"Are you really Bei Zhai?" Su Xia said.
"Not Bei Zhai." Bei Zhai said, "I am Tirpitz, the lonely queen of the north."
Su Xia looked at the slightly different Bei Zhai in front of her and smiled knowingly.
This is my northern residence.
