Chapter 60
Apart from the sound of the machines running, the private room was so quiet that it felt strangely empty.
Although smoking is one of the pastimes for men when they are depressed, it is absolutely wishful thinking in this place where using a lighter could cause a fire. So after taking off my helmet, the fruits beside the sofa became a good choice for me.
Just now, when the golden four-leaf rose badge bounced on the long table in the living room, in addition to anger, I actually felt a sense of relief. This feeling is more like taking advantage of the situation than being furious.
It seems that the thief still prefers the life of a lone wolf. For nearly a year, Mr. Yanyan seems to be getting further and further away from his "happy family life".
"...Xiao Wu...what provoked your sister A Zi?" As I was sighing to myself, my fourth brother, who was playing games nearby, suddenly took off his helmet and looked at me strangely.
"Hmm!" Someone who had taken a bite of a pear looked confused.
"Your lord... is now blocking the entrance of the Rose Garden, beating my boss and your second brother for no reason..." Although it was a bit puzzling, Gao Moumou obviously did not have the awareness of being a brother.
"So you guys are just watching from the sidelines?" I asked curiously after I understood a little.
"Brother, when you are facing 800 cuirassiers, if you don't cheer for the person who murdered your husband, you can be considered loyal!" said the fourth brother with a serious face.
Everyone knows that if you fight Miss Yan Yu, you will die if you lose, and you will be worse off than dead if you win. For now, except for the Holy Lord who is becoming more and more like Xiaoqiang , the number of people who dare to accept the glove thrown by the Rose Lord is less than or equal to zero.
"Oh, so that's it..." I continued to finish the fruit in my hand and mumbled incoherently: "Just now, I quit the group."
"..." The fourth brother was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then quickly picked up the phone beside him: "Hello? Is this Manager Zang? This is Gao Kong who sold insurance last time. Please add two accidental injury insurance policies to Mr. Yanzhong, and write me as the beneficiary..."
Whoosh! Bang!
A plump, juicy orange quickly interrupted someone's hysteria.
No wonder Guan Xin throws so accurately, this thing feels so good...
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On the pretext of taking my "sister" home, I politely declined the invitation from my future fourth sister-in-law to "have dinner together". After all, Gao Da is known among his friends for his jealous nature. Moreover, he was easily knocked out by me in the throwing competition just now, so there's no guarantee that this guy will add something to the food...
Holding the gaming helmet I got from my fourth brother, I returned to the company only to find that Miss Lin had stood me up. Of course, she was also very ethical and posted a small note two fingers wide on the security guard message board:
"You have a date tonight, so go home by yourself."
If it wasn’t for the security guard, Old Li, who kindly pointed it out to me, it would probably have been next year before I discovered this “conspicuous” thing in a certain location.
"Date!" I was stunned after reading the note, but I quickly reacted. After all, I had been "teased" by Miss Lin Yuerou many times during this period, and my "IQ" had increased a little.
"Hello? Wang Zuo? What are you busy with?" He took out his cell phone and dialed the number of the gossip king in the secretarial department, and started chatting indirectly...
"Class reunion... Hey..." Women, women. Thirty minutes later, someone hung up the phone contentedly, not realizing that she was becoming more and more like a fox.
When I got home, my parents were not surprised that Miss Lin didn't come back with me. Apart from the possibility that these two adults were wise enough to predict the future, it was obvious that I was the only one in the family who was "late to the party" about the date. Well, a woman's resentment is as persistent as rat poison...
"Although we haven't seen each other for a long time and we should rekindle our brotherly love, seeing you here still makes me want to throw you out." As I was passing by my father's study with deep emotion, I unexpectedly discovered a relatively rare mammal.
"Oh, brother, don't say that. I miss you very much." Zhuang Su, who was sitting on the sofa, turned his head and gave me a harmless smile.
"If you don't sit here, I will feel at ease about your concern." I walked into the study and looked around to see if there was anything special. I still remember his brother's masterpiece last time.
"Hey! Hey! It was just an accident last time. How can you, a little brat, chew shit and not chew it?" The third brother laughed dryly and pulled me to sit next to him: "Hey, brother, what happened to the little beauty at the party last time? Has your spring arrived?"
"Chun Tian? That guy is just as dangerous as you. Are you interested in giving it a try?" He glanced at him and drank from the cup of tea in front of him.
"You can't cheat on your brother's wife. Am I the kind of person who steals his girlfriend?" He ignored my contemptuous look and took out a few cards from his pocket solemnly and mysteriously: "Come, see what good stuff I got for you."
"What good stuff can it be... Hmm! Red Flower Lotion?" I looked at the thing in my hand with a little surprise. Although it was the first time I saw the real thing, I still recognized this thing that rarely appears on the market.
The pale gold card has a bright rose embossed on it and a string of numbers in the lower right corner. These seemingly ordinary cards are special VIP cards of the Green Island Club, the city's number one money-spending den. Each card can only be used once and is an admission ticket to a very private party at the Green Island Club. People who have not obtained VIP status at Green Island and have spent a certain amount of money should not even think about it. It is said that this kind of party is absolutely a paradise on earth for both men and women.
"How did you get this?" I took the card and looked at my third brother in confusion. It seems that the eldest brother is not rich enough to get a red flower card. "Did you steal it?"
“Bullshit, your brother is the kind of person who…” Before Zhuang Su could finish his indignation, a big hand snatched the card from my hand from behind.
"It's almost time for dinner, what are you guys doing?" Father's deep voice suddenly rang out. "Don't mess around in my study..."
My third brother and I were both stunned. When did he show up? Then we both thought of what he had in his hand and thought it was not good. We immediately got up and ran away.
"Yes! This is it!" It was obvious that he, who worked in a powerful department, was not pure enough to treat this card as a savings passbook: "Two little bastards! How dare you go to a place like this!"
I was slow to react and was grabbed by the back of the collar, while the third brother, who was quicker to run, was kicked to the door.
"Uncle, how dare we go? We are not even qualified to go!" The third brother is really good at martial arts. He can still speak clearly even when he is hungry: "This is to honor you..."
"I don't need you to show respect to me! I am not..."
"It's nothing. How did the two kids offend you?" A gentle and elegant voice came from the door, and the owner of the voice was flipping through a light golden card that he had just picked up. "...Hey!"
It seems that the mother, who is a well-known self-employed person, is also well-informed. After seeing clearly what is in her hand, her eyes narrowed.
"Qingying..." Comrades! Comrades! What does it mean that the situation changes every ten years?
"Seriously, you two should eat out today."
"Okay!" The two people immediately stood at attention and saluted.
The one who didn't run away at this time was Xiao Bai...
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"You came to my house today just to cheat me with that thing?" I complained to my third brother across from me while slurping steaming ramen.
"Hiss! Whoosh! Heaven and earth... conscience! My brother is the victim. Don't you know how difficult it is to deal with that thing?" The greasy-faced third brother raised his head in dissatisfaction: "You took my kindness for granted! Damn it!"
"Okay, okay, you can always get things back from the old man anyway, so why complain?"
"Actually, it was the old man who came to see me today..." Third brother suddenly put down his chopsticks and looked at me with a prophetic look.
"Stop, I don't want to find out anything." I interrupted the third brother quickly, "There's no need to tell me things that I shouldn't know."
“… …Forget it, maybe you just happened to be there by chance.” The third brother lowered his head and continued to finish the noodles in front of him: “…Old Five… don’t get too close to Guan Xin.”
"..." Hearing that, I paused with my chopsticks: "...You want me to resign?"
"It shouldn't be that bad... Let's take a look first... I'll read more on my commute."
"……Um."
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Although I still have my residence after quitting the group, I don't feel like logging in from Rose Garden again. Besides, Yan, who is more or less rich, certainly doesn't have only one rat's nest. So, when I logged into the game again, I appeared in the small house of Depas in the main city.
In fact, Mr. Yan is risking his life to appear here now. With his dazzling qualifications, I believe that as long as he steps out of the threshold of this little house, he will be loved by everyone and flowers will bloom wherever he goes. Not to mention whether the players in the city will be salivating, the city defense guards will definitely be moved to tears.
These days, there aren't many fools with red names who dare to enter the city and tease the city guards...
Although a level 70 assassin can easily defeat a level 60 elite guard, you have to look at the origins of the guards in the main city. Not only are they well-off and wealthy, but they are also the ancestors of the gang fight faction. They usually carry oil lamps like cans for walking birds, but they are absolutely fierce when they fight. They can split into four times as many avatars as the rogue professional Taoist priests. Such abnormal skills also fully explain the truth that there is no good end to fighting against the system. Therefore, no matter how bold the player is, he will not test the strength of the capital's security personnel, especially because opposite to my gate is their old nest - the city defense army training camp.
I was very manly in the Rose Garden just now, but even though we have a falling out, there is no way I can be the first to file for divorce. She is a princess with a lot of money and can send a letter of divorce easily, but if I do that, I would be both cool and stupid. I am sure I feel sad, but I won't imitate those heartbroken lovers and commit suicide by affray - for a while, this way of suicide to express sadness was very popular in Magic Flag.
The beginning of the relationship with the princess was inexplicable, and it seemed that the ending would be equally messy. The game was indeed virtual, but the human heart was real. Love in the digital world was also an intersection of emotions. Everything in the past could not be taken seriously? Just laugh it off?
Go fool the devil...
While I was daydreaming, I subconsciously placed the things in my space belt on the table. Suddenly, a flashing blue light pulled me out of my depressed mood.
"What is this?" He discovered that it was an unidentified object, and reflexively used the identification technique to take a picture of it.
...Item name: Wisdom Sword Canglang. Additional skill: Water and sky become one color. Sacred weapon level 3. Usage restriction: Seniority value 30,000...
"This thing..." I quickly remembered what it was and turned back subconsciously. Hmm, there was no panda.
"How did the holy weapon end up in my pocket?" The feeling of the pie in the sky is indeed huge, but considering my tough title... this... this usage restriction is really depressing...
I was wondering how could such a beautiful fruit with such a beautiful qualification value still drop something? I see. Looking at the treasure in his hand, the excited assassin suddenly thought of a more serious problem. Since the thing is with me, it means that I killed the previous owner at the last moment... Well, you can imagine how wonderful a certain master feels.
With that beauty's intelligence, it's probably only a matter of time before she finds me. What should I do? Well, my head hurts a little. Although I feel a little guilty, I got it by my own ability, right? So, hahaha, what a fat bamboo pole.
Just as I was imagining how to contact Pretty Fruit, a translucent letter popped up. This fox's efficiency was indeed inhuman.
Ripple Order: Panda?
Reply: Smiley face.
Ripple command: convex, coordinates: 356821, 15879.
After packing up his things, he picked up the weapon that he was allowed to look at but not use, and started to activate the Star Beacon.
Before the blue light of transmission dissipated, I realized something was wrong. This point should be about a hundred meters away from the coordinates given by the beautiful fruit, but the astonished eyes around me told me clearly that this place was obviously far away from a deserted place.
It was obvious that I had stepped into an ambush circle with a large number of people. This was definitely not arranged by Pretty Fruit. She could not have predicted where I would appear. Moreover, the identification technique gave me a very familiar garbled code.
I quickly put bombs on the nearest sushis, crouched down and went into stealth mode, but the command of these guys today gave me a surprise.
" Rhett!"
Following a low and pleasant command, dozens of crossbow arrows instantly covered the space within a radius of ten meters. Although my high sensitivity allowed me to deflect most of the poisonous arrows, the few that hit me still knocked me out of stealth mode.
With the medicine bottle and the antidote in hand, I quickly rushed into the crowd. They were all dressed in black and looked like... thieves!
It's really not easy to deal with my peers. The commander seemed to know my background very well. He indiscriminately fired crossbows at me several times, knocking me out of stealth. This completely eliminated the possibility of me taking advantage of the situation. I could only kill them head-on. Although these level 30 guys were chopped to pieces by me, the advantage in numbers was too great. This way of defeating the boss with a large number of people was simple and shameless, but also invincible.
I rushed left and right, and the number of people I knocked down has exceeded 30, but the number of people in the encirclement is almost ten times that number! Damn it! It's a bad luck! I shouldn't be the one enjoying this treatment! ! Damn beautiful fruit!
Unexpectedly, the damn beauty did not escape and was soon surrounded. The opponent's encirclement was quite successful. This time, the two bosses of Ripple Order finally had the possibility of dying together.
"You found a good place!" I gnashed my teeth and said angrily, I was going to capsize in the gutter today, Yan Moumou was furious. "He didn't even know he was surrounded!"
"I'm so charming! Are you jealous?" The beautiful fruit had sharp teeth, but her smile seemed a little forced.
"You are so proud! That thing is on me now!" I was so careless. Who knew that I would encounter the retribution of this fox by such a coincidence.
"You're a pig!" This good news immediately drove Pretty Fruit crazy. Her 120-decibel soprano voice fully expressed her surprise at her elder's "kind" behavior. "Charge toward the carriage over there!"
Although I had no idea what she was going to do, I started rushing towards the powerless transport under the tree.
"I'd rather die in a car than die in it? You have character." I covered Pretty Fruit and helped her get on the car without a horse. I gritted my teeth and stabbed a sneak attacker to the ground. "I'm running out of healing potions... ah!"
Before I could finish teasing the beautiful fruit, a guardian tower shield suddenly appeared in front of me, Knight!
After killing all the thieves for a long time, a knight suddenly appeared, which was very sensational. Something must be wrong! This thief dressed as a tin can in front of me obviously had bad intentions, but I had no time to react. This bastard had a very accurate grasp of the distance when using the assault technique, so I could only bite the bullet and take a solid hit.
"Oh my! Damn!" Something unusual happened! The assassin Yan was not able to resist the attack, but was knocked away. After turning 360 degrees in the air, his health dropped to one sixth in an instant. However, the can that knocked me unconscious was even more exciting. It kept the attack posture and began to perform the color-changing technique. After flashing red and green for a few seconds, it exploded into pink petals flying all over the sky with a bang. The scene was festive and gorgeous, very suitable for replacing wedding fireworks.
When I saw the petals, I finally understood what was going on. The official website just published an introduction to another special weapon of the sushi - Fujitsubo Wakizashi and Sakura Dance Iai.
Using my own health to gain the same amount of damage, ignoring the opponent's defense and agility, a very Japanese-style self-destruction skill. Using the health bar of a high-level knight to fight the health bar of an assassin, the person who came up with this idea is simply a son with no substance, it's like he was tailor-made to kill me. Fortunately, my level is high enough, and my health is much higher than that petal knight.
Just as I took a breath and before the healing effect of the drink could begin to recover, a black samurai sword silently stretched out from the flying petals, flashing purple light and heading straight for my throat!
This...Kikugakure Ichimonji·Shiden-tachi!
I'm special!
"Sister! You're not fast enough!"
The pretty fruit that climbed onto the carriage smiled like a disaster to the country and the people. Behind her was a carriage that had been kicked open. There—
More than four digits of high explosive bombs were neatly stacked.
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