Chapter 599: 'Entertainment'
"No, these two bastards are a little weird."
Li Ke rubbed his head. Although the fact that Aizen killed him in order to prove his truth was consistent with his personality, after all, that was his character. He would stab you if he wanted to, and use you and arrange everything for you clearly.
He probably wanted to kill me not only because I was a ready-made Broken Jade, but also because my existence actually prevented him from ascending to the throne of heaven.
Although Aizen killed himself by backstabbing, it is still acceptable in terms of the intention, and it still has some class.
But what's up with this bastard Urahara Kisuke? ?
And you even poisoned the wine?
Such a bastard?!
And the poison that can target him, I’m afraid this little bastard has already started preparing it.
"No, that should be the reason."
Li Ke looked back to the years when he had been causing trouble in the human world, as well as the incident when Mana Huwashang invited Hikifune Kiryu to join Squad Zero. He had a strong premonition that it was because of this that they had stabbed him in the back at the same time.
"See if there's any hint on the reward."
Li Ke looked at the reward column, and without reading the cookie-cutter prompts that were just for the word count, he went straight to see the results.
1. Aizen’s tears of true love.
"I'm sorry, my only friend, but you are too powerful. I don't know if I can attack you or defeat you, so I'm sorry..."
——Aizen shed tears only once.
2. Urahara Kisuke’s soul poison.
"Li Ke, he is too dangerous and is undoubtedly a threat to Soul Society."
——Urahara Kisuke feels more and more that Kuchiki Riko is actually a dangerous person who wants to subvert the entire Three Realms system.
3. Urahara Kisuke’s research notes.
"Li Ke, undoubtedly wants to break the order of the three realms! Tell the secret of the spirit particle to humans!"
——Urahara Kisuke was quietly observing Li Ke in the human world.
4. Talent: Pure Soul.
Pure Soul: Your soul is extremely pure, and the growth rate of your soul power will be greatly enhanced, but the prerequisite is that your body must be able to withstand it.
5. Talent: Legend of Soul Society.
Legend of Soul Society: You are worshipped by countless Soul Society Death Gods, and your masculine strength increases. When attacked by a Death God, you have a 1% chance of avoiding a destined death. Increase the Death God's favorability towards you, and your death can be very peaceful, or...exciting.
"Oh my god... Kuchiki Li Ke is so amazing! How did he manage to make all three captains fall in love with him? It's amazing!"
——Male Death Gods.
"Damn it, as expected, this bastard Urahara Kisuke is a pit."
Li Ke covered his face and chose rewards 4 and 5 without even looking. The introduction above 123 said it all.
That bastard Urahara Kisuke also considered him to be an unstable element in Soul Society!
"Fuck you! If I were to travel through time in my true form, I would be the first one to kill you..."
Li Ke was so angry that he almost broke the bed.
Harribel! Nel! And Inoue Orihime, these powerful enemies were not defeated! How could Li Ke die!
"Forget it... There's no point in saying this now."
Li Ke took a deep breath. He was angry because he died too hastily this time. If he could practice well for a while and reach the realm of Spirit King, he should be able to have a different experience.
A great advancement for the soul, rather than this useful but not much embarrassing situation.
Of these two rewards, the pure soul helped him sort out a wave of souls and improved their purity, but he could do this by himself, so the only useful reward was to increase the speed of soul improvement .
As for the talent of Soul Society Legend, it is purely for making up the numbers.
Li Ke shook his head and immediately simulated the Soul Society ten more times. However, how to say it, his luck had become the same as Arad's, and it had become very unfriendly.
The first time, I became an ordinary person, and before I could figure out the situation, I was eaten up.
The second time was when he traveled back a thousand years ago, thinking he was invincible, but was killed instantly by Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekuni with one sword. There is nothing to say.
The remaining seven times were basically in the present world, and then eaten by the void.
The last time, he traveled back to eight hundred years ago and tried to make a fortune by making ice cream, but was thrown into the maggot nest by the Central Forty-Sixth Room on the grounds of "endangering Soul Society" and tortured to learn the production method, and then killed him.
"This Soul Society is fucking terrible... If you stand out, the Central 46 will punish you. If you behave like an ordinary person, there will be Hollows to eat you. You will be a leeks for your whole life..."
Li Ke didn't know how to complain. No wonder that bastard Urahara Kisuke thought that he, Li Ke, wanted to subvert the order of the Three Realms. His blood pressure skyrocketed just by looking at his own simulation. If he really lived in that world, it would be strange if he didn't want to subvert the order of the Three Realms!
In a sense, Urahara Kisuke was right!
"But the Soul King obviously agreed... Oh, that's right, Urahara Kisuke's ass is in Soul Society, not here with the Soul King. Damn it, after I travel through Arad's true body, I will immediately go to the Death World and kill him!"
Li Ke wrote Urahara Kisuke's name in his book of hatred, and then put the matter aside for the time being, preparing to go to the world of death to kill Urahara Kisuke as soon as he finished his business with Arad.
"Forget it, let's do it again. I won't simulate the journey! This is the last time! Let's have some fun!"
Looking at the simulation button, Li Ke chose to have some fun.
Thus, the river of the world began to churn again. This time, Li Ke wanted to have some fun, so he put a lot of energy and vitality into it, just to have fun.
Then, these spirits and auras penetrated into the place where the river last appeared.
Then… …
The simulation starts.
According to the blessing talent of the earth star, you have obtained the talent, the packaged reincarnation information package
Packaged reincarnation information package: No matter which world you are born in, the history of your past lives will be embedded in your world, allowing you to have a past life in another world!
In the first year, you were born. When you were born, the world changed, but you didn’t know it. However, you knew that your own destiny would probably not be very good.
Because your fucking name is Toosaka Sakura, and your future name will be Matou Sakura, one of the so-called three big sluts in the Moon World: you gave your first time to a bug, and you were fucked by your stepbrother every day, and you even entered the breastfeeding period in high school, and you would feel uncomfortable if you were not fucked by her.
So you are depressed.
In the second year, you started studying. Tousaka Tokiomi thought you were a genius and sighed why your attribute was an imaginary number instead of Rin's five attributes.
In the third year, your magical power shocked Toosaka Tokiomi, but he still felt that Toosaka Rin was better. You looked at Toosaka Rin who cared for you very much and sighed helplessly.
You really can't let this little girl bear that tragic fate instead of you, but you can't find any other way to escape.
However, you found that Matou Kariya came back from outside to see Tousaka Aoi, and you suddenly had an idea and told him that you didn't want to be sent to the Matou family.
But Matou Kariya doesn't have the courage to run away with you.
In the fourth year, you tried to run away from home, but unfortunately, Tōsaka Tokiomi easily caught you. You told him that the Matou family was using things like cresting bugs, and he scolded you for being ignorant of etiquette and didn't believe you.
In the fifth year, you tried everything, even telling Tōsaka Tokiomi that you had foreseen the future, but——
"I'm sorry, daughter. I know you don't want to leave mom and dad, but after testing, I found that you don't have the ability to see the future. And Mr. Matou has shown me his magic. It's a butterfly magic that's suitable for girls. You're just afraid of caterpillars."
You looked at Tohsaka Tokiomi who had a serious expression on his face, and slapped him twice without hesitation.
You give up your fantasies and face reality.
When Matou Zouken smiled and tried to push you into the insect pool, you started to fight the insects. Matou Zouken just smiled and watched your futile struggle. However, when you cut your arm and used most of your blood to perform fire magic in an instant, and drew a summoning circle on the ground with your own blood, his face changed and he reached out to stop you.
But it was too late.
“Come out!”
Your strong will causes three Command Spells to appear on the back of your hand.
"A heroic spirit who is willing to protect me!"
The next moment! A sturdy figure appeared in front of you, holding a huge sword, an axe, and wearing a strange helmet. With a wave of his hand, a large piece of blood-red flames burned all the insects around. Matou Zouken disappeared instantly, and the figure just snorted coldly and picked you up. Then you felt a burning power entering your body and healing your body.
"Servant BASKER has been summoned. May I ask if you are my Mashida?"
You stared at the familiar face in a daze, feeling a little overwhelmed, but the burly man looked at your hand, nodded, and sighed.
"Yeah, that should be correct. Really, she's actually a little girl. There's nothing I can do about it... But."
He looked at you seriously and said something that left you stunned.
"Remember, as the price of saving you, when you reach the legal age, remember to let me fuck you. Now be good and kiss me. Oh, by the way, my name is Li Ke, and I'm a well-known wanted criminal in Arad. If you say this name, a group of people will come with you to find me."
You thought for a while and tried to speak in your current childish voice.
"The King of Heaven and the Tiger of Earth?"
You see the man who calls himself Li Ke has a shocked expression.
"Are you stupid?"
"Nimma..." X2
You both covered your faces and cursed at each other. Then you saw him put his sandbag-sized fist on your head, looking like he wanted to silence you.
So in order to avoid being silenced, you asked hurriedly.
"Speaking of which, why are you called Li Ke? And you look the same as me in my previous life?"
You noticed that the man who called himself Li Ke was stunned.
