What is the most classic scene in Chinese horror?
Ghost marriage is the most important one.
Ghost marriage refers to finding a spouse for a dead man or woman. This spouse may also be a dead person or a living person.
Such a horrible and even cruel ritual naturally became the source of countless supernatural legends.
Influenced by these supernatural legends, Chinese people are naturally extremely afraid of such scenes.
What kind of skeleton ghosts and what kind of Satan devils.
In the face of the horror of ghost marriage, all of these pale in comparison.
"No... the designer of this game is a psychopath, I'm really confused!"
Liu Peijia's voice sounded trembling.
Seeing this scene, the barrage also cheered softly——
'Brother Shengzi is really a pervert'
"What a bastard! He knows exactly what the Chinese are afraid of."
'Ancient house, a ghost hunting map more suitable for Chinese babies'
"It feels like Brother Shengzi doesn't need to do anything. Just putting up those paper figures and paper horses and two dark red lanterns is enough to make players imagine."
"This picture is really too much. It's ok for you to scare the players, but even as a person watching the live broadcast, I feel a chill down my spine."
'I've turned on all the lights in the house'
'I'm going to pee first'
"I have wrapped the quilt tightly, and the ghost cannot harm the person inside the quilt."
'You understand total defense'
"Be careful not to stick your feet out of the bed..."
"You guys are really superstitious. Like me, I kneel in front of the statue of Guan Erye and watch the live broadcast without any panic."
Accompanied by the footsteps of four people, a group of people walked through the courtyard and came to the door of the main house.
The leading teacher, Mr. Ma, raised the EMF and tested it. After confirming that there were no ghost fluctuations in the door, he walked forward and slowly pushed open the door.
Squeak
The old wooden door made a teeth-grinding sound.
The main room was dark, with only two white candles placed on the eight-immortals table in the middle of the room, and the bean-sized flames emitted a faint light.
On the armchair on the left, there is a black and white photo of a man.
The armchair on the right was empty.
The situation that the four people least wanted to see happened -
Xiuniang, the ghost they are investigating this time is the bride who was buried alive in this ghost marriage.
The goal is clear, the next step is to attract ghosts.
A few people looked at each other.
Then, he began to be frantically humble.
"Come on, Eggplant, shout!"
"I can't do that. My throat has been hurting lately. How about Mr. Di come over? Mr. Di will definitely be able to chat with the female ghost!"
"I'm really not familiar with him. Let Donggua come over. Donggua has a loud voice..."
"How can that be possible? All of you seniors are here, how can I dare to act rashly? I choose Teacher Ma, he has made great contributions to the team..."
"No, no, I can't be too prominent, you come..."
"You should come..."
"Why don't he come..."
"Anyway, I'm not coming..."
For a moment, four people stood at the door of the main room and started a heated discussion, with each one retreating further and further away.
The fans all laughed so hard——
'FPS District Brotherly Friendship'
'Everyone is really timid and lustful'
"After all, there is no safe time in the expert difficulty. The ghosts may start hunting at any time."
"No, you guys should find a proper class."
'Pay attention to the timing of entering the factory'
'Extreme Pull'
"If you guys keep fighting for a while, you'll all be wiped out..."
Perhaps the reminder from the barrage worked, or perhaps they realized that if they continued to pull like this, they would end up back at the gate.
In the end, it was Donggua who stood up!
"Everyone! Everyone! I have a suggestion!"
Donggua raised his hands, like the Shiba Inu in the "Everyone listen to me" emoticon package:
"Let's put it this way! Our life and death are determined by fate, and our wealth and honor are in the hands of God, okay!"
Hearing this, the other three nodded and asked with interest: "Okay, how is life and death determined by fate?"
Seeing that several people agreed, Donggua clapped his hands: "Come, listen to my arrangements, it is absolutely fair--"
Under his instructions, the four of them entered the room together, first closed the door, and then dragged the eight-immortals table to the center of the room.
Afterwards, Donggua placed the flashlights of the four people around him and placed the dot matrix projector on the eight-immortals table.
The dot projector was originally used to detect the movements of ghosts. When turned on, it has the same effect as a disco ball, plus four flashlights.
The mourning hall for a ghost marriage suddenly turned into something weird yet familiar.
And at this moment!
The fans seemed to realize what this group of people were trying to do.
'? ? ? '
'Ghost: I have a bad feeling'
"You are planning to..."
'I suggest taking Donggua to see his brain'
'If all else fails, why not try Chinese medicine?'
'It feels like something outrageous is about to happen'
'Wait! Donggua seems to have started handing out glow sticks to them!'
'Isn't that thing thrown on the ground to detect ghost footprints?'
"Light ball... spotlight... glow stick... what the fuck is this..."
"Discotheque? ! ! ! "
"Everyone!"
After everything was arranged, Donggua clapped his hands:
“Are you ready?!”
Ready!!!
We are not fools. When we see this situation, we all know what Donggua is going to do!
but!
Now that things have come to this, there is no turning back for them!
After all, if you mention quitting at this time, you will always be labeled as cowardly and lustful!
As everyone got ready!
Then the leader, Donggua, put the glow stick to his mouth!
"Dear Radisson guests! DJ Dongguaqiang brings you a music festival! Let's go!!!"
With his loud shout!
Dynamic DJ music suddenly appeared in the public microphone!
And winter melon also swayed to the rhythm of the music!
"One, two, three! The phoenix dances in the sky!"
Move and hit!
"Music Factory! Dance Festival!"
Move and hit!
"Bring it to you - let me see your hands - Wuhu!!!"
The next second! Demons are dancing wildly!
Move, hit, hit! Move, hit, hit!
The glow sticks were waved wildly, and the explosive local DJ dance music and the light spots of the dot matrix projector matched perfectly!
good!
What Donggua meant by life and death is determined by fate, which means to retreat in order to advance. He deliberately angered Xiuniang and asked her to show up quickly so that they could die quickly!
At the cost of randomly sacrificing a unlucky guy, in exchange for ghost information!
The hilarious and terrifying scene of committing suicide made the live broadcast room explode instantly!
The audience laughed like crazy——
"Zhao! Dance in the funeral hall!!!"
'You guys are so stupid, hahahaha!'
'Just take one at random, right?'
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I'm going to lack oxygen from laughing."
'Bring your own cement! Meet at the village entrance!'
'(Dance)(Dance)(Dance)'
"I'm so good! My special skill!!!"
'Yan Wang: Why are there four non-mainstream names flashing in the Book of Life and Death?'
"Xiuniang only hates that she can only take one away every time she hunts."
'Is this embarrassing? ? ? '
"No? Who is the ghost?"
"That's outrageous..."
'Xiuniang: What's the noise?'
'Oh my god, I laughed so hard that tears came out hahahahahahahaha...'
"This is fucking outrageous. Xiuniang is so unlucky to have met you four."
"……"
You must know!
This is an expert map, the ghosts have no idle time, are easily angered, and may start hunting at any time.
So, before they can dance to their heart's content!
In less than half a minute!
Then the candlelight in the room suddenly went out!
Immediately afterwards, all the flashlights in the audience started flashing!
The atmosphere on the scene is more like a disco!
“Hunted!!!”
Amid the dynamic rhythm of DJ dance music, Donggua screamed!
Fear and excitement intertwined, making your adrenaline rush!
Everyone looked around!
"No?"
Liu Peijia looked around but didn't see any ghosts.
"Yeah... I didn't see it..."
Liu Di and Teacher Ma also looked around, but they didn't see any ghosts, let alone a single one.
However!
Just when everyone was confused!
Donggua only felt that his vision seemed to be blocked by a strand of silk thread.
Subconsciously raising my hand to push it away, I looked up—
A pale face appeared in front of him, facing him.
The woman was hanging upside down on the beam, with her red hair and tresses hanging down.
The white face was slightly swollen, with blood flowing from the two empty eye sockets. A mouth bigger than a rugby ball was open, as if it could bite off a human head in one bite.
Bang!
There was no pause at all!
Dongguaqiang disappeared right on the spot!
The upper right corner of the somatosensory screen immediately displayed the information that he had been disconnected!
I was so scared! I was disconnected immediately!
And at this moment!
The remaining three people also saw that unforgettable scene and exploded on the spot!!!
The combined screams of the three people almost blew off the roof of the old house!
"Run, run ...
Throw down the glow stick and run!
And behind him, the sound of a ghost was heard!
Then Xiuniang fell from the beam, her joints turned over, and she lay on the ground with all fours on the ground like a scary spider, and she quickly chased after the remaining three people!
Liu Peijia felt like she was about to be frightened out of her wits!
In a panic, he grabbed Mr. Di beside him and ran for his life!
Walking eastwards from the main room, the two found a large wardrobe and crawled into it!
"What the hell!!! What the hell!!! Hold on to the door!"
"Catch it, catch it!"
"It's broken, it's broken, it's broken! It's pulling at the door from outside!"
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s so cool! It’s so cool!!!”
"WDNMD I'm already tight!!!"
"Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! Really wrong! Big sis!"
"I don't dare! I won't dare to do that again. I'll hang you..."
“…”
Clank! Clank! Clank!
Clang——
finally!
When the dust settles, the EMF stops chirping.
The force that had been pulling on the door handle from outside the closet also disappeared.
It took a full two minutes to slow down!
Liu Peijia and Liu Di in the closet finally breathed a sigh of relief!
"Huh - I blanched it -"
"I think everything should be fine, right?"
"Maybe, the EMFs are gone."
"Let's... go out and take a look?"
"Walk……"
Talking.
Liu Peijia slowly loosened her hand and pushed the wardrobe door a crack.
Squeak
There was nothing outside the door.
The red-dressed Xiuniang seemed to have completed the hunt and fell silent again.
But the question is... who is she hunting?
Liu Peijia and Liu Di looked at each other.
Then, the expressions of both of them changed at the same time!
“What the hell !!!”
"Old Ma!!!"
With a clang, two people pushed the door open and walked out.
I saw a dead body lying on the ground!
It’s Lao Ma!
He died outside the cabinet door, with one hand even on the edge of the cabinet!
A moment!
An extremely bad guess arose in the minds of the two!
"Could it be that..."
"The person who just pulled our locker..."
"Not a ghost?"
"But it's Old Ma???"
Just finished!
A line of text popped up in the lower left corner of the game's public screen:
[Teacher Ma from Wuhu: Yes, there was something wrong with my microphone just now]
wipe--!!!
A moment!
The regret caused by the mistake enveloped the two of them!
Liu Peijia, in particular, put on a mask of pain, held her head in her hands, and was about to cry!
Because just now, he was the one who pulled the door with the greatest force!
This led to Teacher Ma being hunted down outside the door!
“Ah…ah…ah…!!!”
The next second! A cry of grief resounded throughout the live broadcast room! People were crying on the spot!
"Old Ma--ah--!!!"
“Old Ma——!!!”
“Ahhhhhhhh!!!”
The effect is explosive!
The netizens burst into laughter!
'Hahahahahahahahaha! Wonderful! So wonderful!'
'The show is really good! ! ! '
'Hahahaha I haven't stopped laughing since the disco started, I didn't expect there would be such a fucking big deal!!!'
'Quick! Who can play the suona?'
"Teacher Ma, if you don't lie down and cover yourself with a white sheet today, you will be sorry for what Liu Peiqia did..."
"I'm tired of laughing, really tired of laughing, I don't have any strength left, help, someone save me..."
'This suggestion was directly incorporated into the Beijing Film Academy textbook'
'It's even more miserable than if Teacher Ma really died'
"I would like to call it another famous scene of the whole shark, as famous as "Dad Yiyi is working"! "
'Eggplant Crying Horse'
'Hahahahahahaha I really can't laugh anymore'
'This game is top notch! Horrible and hilarious! It deserves the title!'
'I won't allow anyone to not have this game on their Yiyoux1!'
'Fu Ge v50 gives Lao Ma a gift'
'Hahahahahahaha!'
"……"
…
"...Yes, that's right. The exchange rate variable I used in the article is the monthly data of China's real effective exchange rate after the exchange rate reform in July 2005. The trade balance variable is the IM and EX published by the National Bureau of Statistics, and then it is seasonally adjusted and logarithmically adjusted ."
"Okay, then I will perform a stationarity test on each variable based on the whole series theory. OK,"
"Well, then you can take a rest, teacher. I will send it to your email after I revise it. Bye."
Click.
That night.
Shen Miaomiao hung up the one and a half hour voice call, closed her notebook, and breathed a sigh of relief.
He raised his two little fists above his head and stretched his body lazily:
"Oh my god, I'm so tired..."
These days, she has been busy with her thesis.
It’s not because of how complicated her paper is.
The main reason was that she was too lazy before and didn’t write a single word about the thesis.
Originally, Shen Miaomiao's plan was to finish it before the deadline.
However, this week her tutor suddenly informed her that her paper " Research on China's Currency Exchange Rate and International Trade Balance of Payments" would be used as a model paper for a public defense, and leaders from the Education Department would attend.
This is really hard for her.
I drafted and revised the paper overnight, organized the literature, and communicated with my supervisor.
A whole week!
In other words, the company has no projects now, so she, the slacking president, doesn't need to "take charge of the situation".
Otherwise, she really would be too busy to handle both the company and the thesis.
After stretching her sore shoulders, Shen Miaomiao flipped through the calendar on the table.
I saw a red circle drawn on today on the calendar.
Shen Miaomiao was stunned, then slapped her thigh!
"Ah! What a confusing day! Today is the day to settle my phobia!"