Chapter 578: Happy Study Abroad Life
In the twentieth year, your studies reached the most critical time, but you gave up the plan to continue your studies because the attitudes of both your teachers and your classmates towards you were very subtle.
They will treat you as a good friend and a good disciple in normal times.
But once they encounter something related to the time traveler Li Ke, they will immediately turn into grumpy old men.
There is also a giant western dragon studying with you. For some reason, it always likes to spy on you in various places where it can't hide at all, and it always wants to kidnap you and take you back to Dragon Island to lay eggs.
But she is very afraid of your neighbor. Every time she sees your neighbor, she will be pulled by the wings and scolded for a long time.
Your relationship with Peter is getting better and better because you often go fishing together, but the strange thing is that every time you go fishing, you can't catch any fish without bringing your neighbor.
But every time you take your neighbors with you, they will show their deep hatred for sea fishing.
Because he was severely seasick.
Once again, you went on a three-day sea fishing trip, specially taking a yacht, but had to rest in your family's villa on the beach.
Because Jesus was suffering from severe seasickness and was half asleep at night, he could not bear it and planned to walk back on the sea wearing his Greek white nightgown.
You were scared to death and quickly sailed back.
And for some reason, your neighbors don’t like eating apples. Every time they see you eating an apple, they look as if they want to say something but hesitate.
Not only that, one time when you went to the zoo, when you were eating an apple in front of a snake, their expressions became unusually subtle, and the atmosphere was even a little cold.
But this trip to the zoo was still very good. You saw with your own eyes the lion pushing its cubs down the mountain and the roaring scene like in a Disney cartoon. You always thought that this was made up by those chicken soup contestants, but for some reason, your neighbor seemed very ashamed.
Not only that, you also see the falcon pulling out its own claws, but is stopped by its trainer.
However, the animals are all very well-behaved and cute, and they hardly make any noises, which makes you feel very interesting.
That is, when you see a skinny panda, you feel a little unhappy.
So, the park was bought by the protectors sent by your parents who had been following you secretly, and the lives of the pandas improved.
In the twenty-first year, you start playing with stocks and starting a business, but you find that all the industries you invest in are easily acquired by your parents without exception. Then they tell you, like an old father or mother, that your student’s mission is to study hard and not get involved in these messy things.
you:"……"
You are very helpless about such things because your company has a market value of 30 billion.
So you just wrote some plans and gave them to your parents, and then studied with peace of mind.
But at this time, you find that your neighbor is suddenly obsessed with death heavy metal rock.
And whenever he rocks out with some weird people, you'll see a bunch of pigeons with subway, old man, and cell phone emojis around his room.
These pigeons are very strange. They won't eat bread if you feed them, but when you grill meat, they will stand beside you without any hesitation and eat the meat you grill.
Because you thought the pigeons were interesting, you let them go and even provided them with cold beer.
These pigeons are starting to like you.
You started having frequent barbecue parties, but one day, your classmates brought cider and accidentally let your neighbor drink it. Then you finally understood why your neighbor was in a subtle state after seeing the apples.
he.
Drunk Apple.
He first cursed the country's system, then cursed the contemporary Pope, and then continued to curse homosexuals and transgender people, and then said to a black person that God did not create you, you were created by the gods of the African continent, and have nothing to do with God.
He then turned his head towards you, but before he could say anything, he was tackled to the ground by the NYPD called by your black female classmate, a transgender person, and taken back to the police station.
"See? That's why we don't eat apples."
Peter tells you this with a calm expression, while your Indian neighbor, a man called Siddhartha, is shocked and has a rather classic, Buddhist surprised statue expression.
But you think it's his screw head that surprises you the most.
You are very curious about what kind of hairstylist can create such a hairstyle.
In the 22nd year, you are ready to graduate. Because your grades are very good, your graduation application is directly approved. You think about your experiences during this period and find them very interesting, so you invite your neighbor to live in your city.
Your neighbor really wants to go, but your Indian neighbor has already invited him to live in Japan. You looked at the Naruto, samurai swords and various cosplay props in his house, and silently gave him September's contact information.
Unexpectedly, this guy was able to connect with September.
When you were preparing to graduate, you heard the sound of a crying child coming from the house across from you all day long. You complained to your neighbor, and then inexplicably, the child across the street stopped crying at night.
It's just strange that the first words this child said were not "Mom and Dad", but ancient Latin and ancient Hebrew.
Moreover, a young woman came to your neighbor's house whom your neighbor respected as a wet nurse.
In the twenty-third year, you said goodbye to your friends and boarded a plane with your neighbors. You will play in Japan for two days before going back.
However, inexplicably, your flight was always exposed to unknown light sources, but fortunately it still arrived at the airport safely.
You encountered quite warm hospitality locally, especially when you were traveling to the seaside, a boatman even complained to you about how the relationship between him and his wife had become very bad.
He even held up his own paddle and said that if only creating a family was as simple as creating Japan, he could solve all problems by just stirring the Tianze Spear in his hand a few times.
As he spoke, he started stirring.
The next day, a small island appeared in Japan due to a volcanic eruption, so you had to stay for a few more days.
You and your two neighbors went to visit the shrine, but the two next to you were a little too reserved and embarrassed to pull the bell to call upon the gods.
So you laughed and rang the bell frantically, making a staff member who came out silently look embarrassed.
On the third day, flights resumed and you returned to your hometown with a lot of gifts. But just when your parents were planning to find you a CEO job in the group or let you be the president of a small island country, September came to pick you up at the airport.
"Hi!! Li Ke! Long time no see!"
September smiled happily.
You were moved for a moment.
Then, he was knocked away by September's headbutt.
"Why haven't you contacted me for so long?"
You broke three ribs and were hospitalized for three months.
