Chapter 57 Girl Group and Cat
Xia Chi chased out of the studio.
Sang Biao was currently squatting obediently at Shiluo's feet, with his furry tail curled gracefully, his eyes wide open, pupils dilated, looking completely harmless.
It rubbed its head gently against Shi Lu's calf, making a "hulu hulu" sound of flattery.
Screams suddenly rang out all around, and the girls stomped their feet excitedly.
“Ah ...
"Mimi, give me a hug..."
“…”
The door opened and the members boarded the RV one after another. Shi Lu looked down at the pig-eating-tiger version of Sang Biao, who was also looking at her eagerly.
Shi Lu hesitated for a moment, then brushed her fingers across the shallow scar on Mao'er's forehead. "Come up, but don't mess around."
"This cat immortal is really..."
Xia Chi smelled a hint of conspiracy.
[It's a centuries-old antique, yet it's still trying to be cute...]
[It's also an old cucumber painted with a fresh coat of paint. ]
"Lulu! Lulu!" Zhao Ming shouted at the top of his voice in the corridor, his face twisted from being scratched by the cat.
"How could that wild cat be allowed up there? It just attacked fans!"
No one paid any attention to him. He gritted his teeth and took out his phone. The screen showed Venus's live broadcast room. The camera was aimed at five girls. Shi Lu was gently petting a cat, and then placed the cat on a soft blanket behind her.
[Wow, now I know I'm a fan.]
Xia Chi looked at Zhao Ming in the corridor with disdain.
【True fans should know how to keep their distance...】
Just as I thought of this, I smelled a cold fragrance at the tip of my nose.
Jiang Nan had come closer without him noticing, his chest almost touching his shoulders. It felt as if his lips would brush against his jaw if he turned his head even slightly...
Such an ambiguous distance...
【Fans should keep their distance...】
Feel the heat brush against your ears.
[But shouldn’t idols also…stay away from their fans…?]
Jiang Nan pretended to be oblivious, his eyes passed over Xia Chi's shoulder and his attention fell on Zhao Ming's phone screen.
In the center of the camera, several girls gathered around a round table, with all kinds of exquisite snacks and drinks piled on the table. Shi Lu was squeezed into the most conspicuous position, with her shoulders pressed against Ling Fei, almost being crushed into a paper man, but there was still a perfect smile on her face.
"Thank you sisters for your support~" Shi Lu clasped her hands together, her voice as sweet as if it were soaked in honey.
The host asked off-screen: "Now that everyone has a new career, do the members get together privately?"
[Oops, this is a fatal question.]
Xia Chi eats melon.
【We are gathering together.】
[As for whether or not Shilu was brought along, I guess Shilu wasn't planning on answering.]
Without Shilu's Venus, no matter who comes in as a substitute, they're just like the leeks in the field, each one worse than the last.
If I had known this would happen, why would I have rushed to drive people away?
Sure enough, Shi Lu immediately pretended to fix her hair, and the expressions of the other members were also wonderful. Some pursed their lips awkwardly, and some twisted their fingers uncomfortably.
Team leader Ling Fei was the first to approach the microphone, smiling sweetly. "Shi Lu's been really busy filming lately, often staying up late, and hasn't been able to come to the party several times." She put her arm around Shi Lu's shoulders affectionately. "Although we're developing separately, we'll always have each other in our hearts, right, Lulu?"
Shi Lu smiled flawlessly: "What a pity! My sisters still remembered to come and see me despite their busy schedules. They even prepared a support car so carefully. Sister Ling must have worked so hard."
The smiles of the sisters who were picking their feet in the midst of their busy schedule became even more forced.
【puff--】
[Shi Lu is starting to get cocky. She's saying things with hidden meanings, and she's even starting to play dirty.]
[This is quite heartbreaking. Why not thank someone else but Sister Ling? Isn't Sister Ling Venus's manager? If it weren't for Sister Ling's painstaking efforts in bringing this group of people here, these sisters wouldn't have had a single announcement in six months.]
[This is poverty alleviation, isn't it? Shi Lu is really kind-hearted.]
[God has his own way, who can escape it? 】
But the barrage just dared to move.
[Wow, my sister is so sensible.]
[Baby, please take care of yourself.]
[Venus's team spirit explodes...]
Ling Fei suddenly leaned closer to the camera, her eyes, painted with pearlescent eyeshadow, widened exaggeratedly: "Lulu, have you lost weight again recently?"
Someone nearby immediately chimed in: "You can't skip eating just to look good on camera. You're cutest when you're in the group and you're chubby."
Ling Fei reached out and pinched Shi Lu's cheek. "Lulu is like that. She keeps everything to herself." She turned to the camera with a worried look on her face. "Everyone, please pay more attention to her. She's such a strong-willed person. We're all really worried about her..."
The barrage of comments surged like a tide.
[Feifei is such a gentle and kind captain.]
[Why is Shi Lu always so unsociable?]
[This is hilarious! She doesn't talk to the other members, but is incredibly welcoming to outsiders. Otherwise, how could her resources suddenly skyrocket? Who knows if she's knocking on some director's door in the middle of the night?]
[……]
Shi Lu stared at the endlessly scrolling comments, a flawless smile still on her lips. After so many years in the entertainment industry, she thought she had long since gotten used to it—she had thought leaving the team would free her from this situation of being maliciously misinterpreted and criticized by thousands of people. She had never expected that just a few words would drag her back to that familiar nightmare.
The wound on my leg still hurts a little, and the culprit is wearing a gentle and considerate coat, and has become a good person who is betrayed.
"Meow~"
A soft cat meow suddenly broke the deadlock. Ling Fei looked down and saw a black fur ball, with round eyes wide open and its head tilted looking at her.
Before she could react, the ball of fur jumped onto her knees.
"Da Fu?!" Shi Lu's soft cry caused the barrage of comments to explode instantly.
[Oh my god, it’s Lulu’s Fubao sauce!]
[Ahhhhh Fubao is here to live stream too.]
[This wave of girl group x cute pet business is perfect!]
"It seems that Dafu likes Feifei."
The abbot tried to smooth things over with a smile.
Ling Fei quickly put on her signature sweet smile and stretched her jeweled nails towards the cat's head: "Our Dafu has also come to support me..."
Before he finished speaking, Dafu suddenly turned around nimbly, raised his legs high and stuck out his butt, and a stream of crystal clear water drew a perfect parabola and poured accurately on Ling Fei's limited edition skirt inlaid with diamonds.
"ah--!!!"
Ling Fei's scream and the members' exclamations exploded at the same time, and the barrage of comments was instantly flooded.
[Oh my god! Live broadcast accident!]
[This cat's urination is too accurate!]
[Feifei's face turned green...]
[……]
The crowd watching the live broadcast outside the RV suddenly became agitated.
Zhao Ming yelled at the top of his lungs, "I told you this cat is sick! Lulu, throw it away!"
Xia Chi's shoulders were shaking from trying so hard to hold back his laughter.
Well done!
[The Cat Fairy has sharp eyes and only picks out bad guys! ]
[Reshilu did kick the cotton, but underneath the cotton was the nail board of Sang Biao.]
Xia Chi has even imagined the hot search headlines for the fairy world tomorrow.
[Surprise! Why is a centenarian immortal peeing live?]
[Breaking News! Holy water from the Kitchen God Temple has appeared in the world!]
The cat fairy regained his world-weary expression and took advantage of the chaos to jump onto the RV's storage rack. He licked his paws lazily while looking down at the farce below from above, the tip of his tail swaying gently in pleasure.
When Shi Lu's eyes met its, Sang Biao immediately made a flattering "purr" sound, with innocence written in its round eyes.
Shi Lu was speechless. She frantically pulled out a tissue and apologized awkwardly, "I'm so sorry. Dafu is usually very well behaved. He must like you too much..."
Ling Fei's face turned from red to blue and then to black, and her carefully styled bangs were smoking.
But in front of the camera, she could only force a smile: "No, it's okay... maybe it's because I sprayed perfume today..."
Shi Lu: "Let me take you to the bathroom to change clothes."
The corners of Ling Fei's mouth twitched, but she still had to maintain her persona.
"Sorry to bother you Lulu."
The lights in the live broadcast room were still bright, but the air seemed to be frozen. The remaining members in front of the camera huddled together like puppets, with the corners of their mouths raised in unison. They couldn't smile too happily and appear to be gloating, nor could they smile too seriously and ruin the atmosphere.
While Ling Fei was changing clothes, Shi Lu stood on tiptoe and took the culprit down from the shelf, and "bang bang bang" hit it on the forehead with a few chestnuts.
Not surprisingly, a few annoyed meows were heard.
Shi Lu was afraid that Ling Fei would take her anger out on the cat when she came back, so she was about to carry Sang Biao out of the car. Suddenly, Sang Biao rolled over, nimbly broke free from her arms, and landed steadily on the ground.
"Da Fu!" Shi Lu stretched out her hand to stop him, but Sang Biao turned around and looked at her with cunning eyes.
It jumped onto the sofa nimbly, accurately locked onto the limited edition handbag inlaid with rivets on Ling Fei's seat, grabbed it and ran away.
The girl group members, the host, the assistant, and even Shi Lu were all in a mess.
"Oh! Dafu! Don't--" the host's voice was hoarse.
"Stop it quickly——"
"I'm afraid of cats!!!" A member of the group stood on a chair with his head in his hands.
"The bowl! The bowl is about to fall!"
“Crash—”
The live broadcast room was in chaos.
The comments were hilarious.
[This cat has become a spirit]
[Look what it's doing hahaha]
[Today's source of happiness gets√]
The number of people in the live broadcast room soared to 100,000+.
The cat's body was as fast as lightning, rushing past under the table. When it was about to be stopped, it suddenly turned, leaped across the dining table to the right sofa, then rolled to a stop and jumped onto the table.
The next second, Sang Biao stood in the middle of the dining table, facing the camera, and skillfully scratched with his claws——
“Clatter—”
Ling Fei's handbag opened with a sound, and the items inside were scattered all over the table like flowers from heaven: mobile phones, lipsticks, tissues, and a few square plastic pieces, all naked, shiny, and glittering, all presented in the focus of the camera.
One hundred thousand people witnessed this moment.
[? ? ? ]
What do I see?
[Isn't that piece of plastic... byt?]
The barrage exploded.
[sky!]
[That's Ling Fei's Chanel handbag, right?]
[Isn't Ling Fei single? Why would she carry something like this?]
[As for her white lotus personality...]
[What a tragic live broadcast accident!]
Ling Fei came out after changing her clothes and saw this scene. She felt like the sky was falling.
The cat shook her handbag upside down and then swaggered off the table.
Retire after achieving success.
Agent Sister Ling rushed over like a cannonball and turned the camera angle, but it was too late. The number of viewers in the live broadcast room was skyrocketing at a rate of tens of thousands per second, and screenshots and slices were immediately spread.
The abbess quickly defended herself: "Ha, ha, ha, we're all adults. It's the 21st century, who doesn't have a private life..." She laughed dryly, her voice trembling: "It must be the assistant who accidentally put something in the wrong place when he was packing."
Ling Fei immediately responded: "Yes, it was the assistant who put it in the wrong place. How could I have such a thing!"
As he spoke, he packed his things back.
The host quickly changed the subject: "Next, let's take a look at the surprise VCR that the fans prepared for Venus——"
Cheerful voices continued to fill the entire RV. The female group members returned to their seats, and Sang Biao was also carried out of the RV by his assistant.
But the atmosphere in the camera was not as good as before, especially for Ling Fei. The cold sweat on her forehead washed away her delicate eye makeup and her blush faded.
Xia Chi raised his eyebrows and looked at Ling Fei's loss of composure in the live broadcast room, and couldn't help but criticize in his heart.
[Is this the level of determination a female team leader possesses?]
【Why are you so scared? 】
Zhao Ming next to him suddenly shouted.
"Look at the barrage, look at the barrage."
[Happy candy, happy candy, I saw happy candy, that little box with the cartoon pattern on it is happy candy...]
The barrage was filled with the words "Happy Candy".
What does Happy Candy mean? Can someone explain it to me?
[Shit, I did a search, isn't "Happy Candy" just slang for "Shake a Pill"? ?]
[Screenshot taken.]
[Am I seeing this right? This is a drug?
[Call the police quickly!!!]