Chapter 56
"Are you wondering how I got here?" Ah Zi sat down gracefully on the chair, her lips curled up slightly as she said, "Your expressions make me feel very accomplished."
Hearing this, GM001 and I almost simultaneously turned our heads to look at the icy beauty. Rather than waiting for the Rose Lord to whet our appetites smugly, it would be faster to ask the technicians directly.
"I see, it's just the starting point of God..." As expected of a technical background, the beautiful 003 quickly checked the data and quickly found the reason why the lord passed through the cavalry formation. However, this iceberg's ability to express himself was obviously problematic. What on earth is the starting point of God? The customer service and I were both confused and looked at the guy who spoke so "concisely".
"Oh, I forgot that she was a technical administrator." Ah Zi saw that she had failed to keep the secret, so she simply explained it herself. "God's Starting Point is a series of pet tasks, a total of six, and you can get a very special pet after completing each one."
As soon as I finished speaking, a pink cloud rose up, and a beautiful lady in palace dress with four pairs of transparent cicada wings on her back and a pretty face appeared behind Ah Zi. I quickly took an identification shot at this floating pet with butterfly whiskers on its head.
Pet name: Feng Ling'er. Level: Level 2 25%. Type: Ancient Butterfly Fairy. Passive skill: Ignore. Active skill: Queen combo. Owner: A Zi. Loyalty: 100%.
Ancient Butterfly Fairy? This pet is quite strange, and its skills are divided into active and passive. It seems that the lord has found something amazing.
"Because of Gu Diexian's passive skill, as long as she doesn't actively attack, the monster NPC won't attack her." The icy beauty glared at Ah Zi and explained it in detail to the customer service manager, "I didn't expect that the guard NPC was also within the range of influence. This is a bit..."
"Okay, I will discuss other issues with you later. Now, go and take back all the guards and hand over the work to the customer service department." GM001 interrupted Bingshan with a headache.
"But..." The beautiful lady seemed unwilling to give in.
"No buts. I've already received 231 complaints. I hope you won't make things difficult for me." 001's tone gradually became stern.
"You are from the service department, why should I listen to you? Humph!" Bingshan immediately retorted without any hesitation. He wanted to say something else, but after seeing the ugly face of the customer service director, he hesitated for a moment, then stomped his feet in hatred and disappeared in an instant.
Leaving now? This woman must be the type who will take revenge for any slight.
However, my question was soon answered. A huge hoof... easily kicked the two people who were still drinking tea and the table away, and then stood firmly in front of me... In the usual style of that icy beauty, the mad beast god was replaced intactly.
Redpath, the main prison of human city.
"Hey, now we can have a good talk." An assassin wearing only shorts looked at GM001 with ill intentions and said.
Damn it, at such a close distance, no matter how agile the assassin is, he won’t have time to save his life. Remy Martin, who got the chance, didn’t make any unnecessary moves. He chopped, swept, and followed up with a flying kick. It only took him three moves to knock out the stupid assassin who was still holding the teapot. I don’t know if GM001 had a change of heart and didn’t give me a big beating like a peacock spreading its tail. I managed to keep the most important space belt, but my equipment was so bad that I was left with only a pair of underwear.
"Mr. Yan, you know, our management is also troubled by those employees who have, um, 'personalities'..." the customer service boss explained somewhat helplessly.
"I understand, it's really hard for you to have such a colleague, especially when she is still working as a girlfriend part-time..." My sister's message came really timely. I was wondering why he came in person last time and this time.
GM001's face visibly fell. Well, the expression scanning function of "Magic Flag" is really a success. "It's better for us to talk about the issue of compensation."
"Actually, my requirements are not high. Just restore my character to the state when we first met..." Someone began to ask for a sky-high price.
"Hmm? I'm so sorry, we have to protect the interests of the players, so let's just restore the system to the time before the bug was discovered..." The one who came to pay back the money came.
"No need to bother, let's just leave it as it is now. You and my sister are 'acquainted', so I don't want any compensation..." We are all acquaintances.
"Just because I have met Miss Yan 'several times', I must follow the rules..." Acquaintance? How are we familiar with each other?
"Hey! Man! You have to give me, God, some favors, right? This was made by your girlfriend..." the rogue assassin threatened.
“Affordable? Yes, it is. Two months card, 100,000 gold coins, the jewelry that just dropped, and free passage out of the Heavenly Prison…” The stupid GM counterattacked.
"You know what I'm saying, you have to leave some for me, right?" He had a very "innocent" look in his eyes. As expected of the customer service boss, he didn't even vomit.
"At most I can leave that crystal to you, but the others must be taken back." The customer service staff who had resisted the "leer" finally gave in.
"Count the token in, and we will give up and complain directly to the headquarters about 003." Humph, if we have the weakness in hand, we will definitely get good things. We are not afraid that he will not surrender. We will directly complain to the Supervisory Department of the Magic Flag Company headquarters. That iceberg will definitely taste the sweetness of being fired.
"Are you threatening me?" GM001 suddenly stopped smiling and looked at me coldly.
"No, I never threaten anyone. This is just a deal." I said affirmatively, looking back at him without dodging.
"Crystals plus tokens, huh! You have a big appetite!" GM001 glared at me for a while, then suddenly changed his tone. "That's not impossible , but while canceling other compensation, you'll also have to deduct another 500,000 gold coins from your deposit."
"Five hundred thousand gold coins?" I raised my eyebrows. Five hundred thousand is not a lot for me. Those two things are worth it. But the key is why is he so sure that I have money? For ordinary people, five hundred thousand is not a drop in the bucket. "Don't you think it's a bit high, sir?"
"High? It doesn't seem that difficult for someone with over 30 million." 001 grinned mockingly, "You're talking about a deal, I'm just offering a price!"
"So I can just pay it back?" They were investigating me! The most obvious thing was that this kind of private transaction with players was not something a customer service director would do. He was in charge of this and it was impossible for him to steal from the company.
"This time, I can also say that I am making this deal with you on behalf of the company," GM001 seemed to have guessed my question, "Tell me how you make money. The reward is those two things, your lost jewelry, and I will send you out of the prison immediately."
It seems that they have noticed me. After all, Mr. Yan is also a well-known animal. I know that I must give him a reasonable answer, otherwise I will be in trouble.
“I saved all this myself.”
"Saving 30 million in two months? Ha! What a genius! How do you explain this problem except for a bug? Don't tell me that you have won the first prize of the Magic Flag Lottery for two consecutive months!" GM001 narrowed his eyes and stared at me seriously.
Two months? Yan Moumou I became rich overnight. So they probably don't have accurate evidence yet. Hey, that's easy.
"If Bug really tells you, will you keep it a secret?" The mysterious assassin asked cautiously. After seeing the other party nod affirmatively, I pretended to smile smugly and said, "If you want to be rich, wear a mask. What can get you rich faster than robbing a bank? Hehe!"
"Robbery of a bank!" GM001's eyes lit up. "It's really not a bug? Which bank is it? We will investigate."
"￥#%#..." I immediately read out a long list of names. In fact, they were all committed by the Ripple Bandits. I did not participate. Although the amount of those robberies was not large, the advantage was that they were committed frequently, and the accumulated amount was considerable. Now in an emergency, I had to pick up this shiny black pot and carry it. "Hey, I can't remember a few of them. I did more than 50 robberies in a month and a half, and made hundreds of thousands of dollars a minute."
"Okay, okay, I want to know, have you ever 'patronized' the Dafa Bank in Xiliao City?" GM001 interrupted the self-satisfied assassin and asked.
"Xiliao City? What rabbit hole is that? Is this Dafa Bank very rich?" The assassin's eyes lit up immediately. "Of course, if it has anything to do with your brother, I will definitely not visit him."
"I don't know if it's a lot of money, but it has nothing to do with me."
"Oh, that's good, that's good." The assassin with red glow was obviously planning something.
"But I still don't recommend you to touch that place. They have a powerful background." The GM who had already fallen into the ditch felt very compassionate.
"Oh? Oh, don't move, don't move. I definitely won't move." I've already moved.
"Forget it." Looking at the "habitual offender" in front of him, GM001 realized that it was useless to say anything. "I don't think other people will know about this incident."
"Hey! Boss, I keep my mouth shut. Even my sister didn't know where she got the Dragon Fang Blade last time..." The assassin, feeling secretly happy, immediately made a clear oath.
"Very good, I don't want to cause trouble for both parties. I hope you and Miss Yan will remember this." After saying this, GM001 began to collect the things I had taken from Remy Martin.
Because it was a big beast god, it had quite a lot of stuff on it. I was standing in an ideal position at the time, and I was a second-level profession, so the chance of stealing was increased, so I almost took all can upgrade pets and allow lord players to hire engineers, one of the special NPC arms.
Actually, my goal is just to collect orders. The NPC engineers hired with this thing can do more than just build houses and repair roads. That crystal was purely an accident. I didn't expect that knocking GM001 would succeed. I actually got an extra one. Haha, in fact, the biggest achievement today should be to temporarily divert that 001 into a ditch. At least the answer that seems true and false can't be exposed by anyone except Pretty Fruit. Hmm, in fact, I also have the talent to be a fox...
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I was in a very good mood today, and even liked the chef in the cafeteria. I took a second seat, but before I started eating, I called my sister and selectively told her about what happened in the prison that morning.
"Is the GM so easy to deceive? You naive guy, but the call for applications is indeed a good thing... Hand it over in the afternoon..." After saying that, Yan Yu hung up the phone, leaving me staring at the phone in a daze. Did I do something wrong?
When I went online again in the afternoon, I finally understood what it meant that birds of a feather flock together. The assassin in his pants appeared in the house in the Rose Garden, or to be more precise, on the roof of the house.
"This bastard 001."
Boom, crackle, clang.
“Cough cough cough…”
The thin roof was obviously not suitable for an animal of my tonnage to move around, so after moving two steps, the coolly dressed assassin "passed" through the tiles and "walked" to the long table in the living room. The table was indeed a high-end product worth two gold coins, and it did not collapse. However, it was hard to say about the things on the table.
"Seriously, I think the lighting in this house is good and there is no need to open another skylight..." The princess sitting at the table slowly took off the coffee cup that had just been placed on her head and said to me lightly: "Besides, it is not a good habit to sleep naked on the roof."
"Of course, if you want to commit suicide, you can ask me to help you," Ah Zi, who was on the other side of the table, glared at me after brushing off the mess of fruits on her body and said, "Jumping from this height will definitely not be as effective as my Zixia Sword."
"Sir, welcome home. Would you like some coffee?" Qing said enthusiastically, holding up the handle of a coffee pot. The beautiful coffee pot had just been smashed into pieces by a flying vase, but Qing, who was dressed in a maid outfit, obviously didn't notice this problem.
"Okay, Qing, give me a glass if possible." I simply sat cross-legged on the table, looking mischievously at the pet that didn't look like a pet.
When Qing collected the "coffee" (if wet mud mixed with porcelain fragments can be called coffee) from the ground, and carefully put it in a chipped cup and respectfully brought it to me, I realized how "happy" it is to play a prank on an NPC. This can be easily seen from the princess's look as if she was looking at an idiot and her sister who almost laughed to the point of cramps.
"Keep up your ladylike image, my dear sister, you..." I threw away the garbage in my hand in annoyance. Just as I was about to enlighten someone, a low horn suddenly sounded outside the door. At the same time, my troubled front door was kicked down again.
"Lord! Outside... um!" Jianjia Cangcang, who was becoming more and more like A Zi, had just rushed in when he was chopped back by Qing's saber. This pet has great potential to be developed into a guard dog.
"Azi! Someone is attacking the Rose Garden!" Seeing that it was Qing, Brother Yun, who didn't dare to fight back, shouted outside the door.
"What!" My sister stood up suddenly. "How many people? That Knight Order?"
"It's impossible to calculate in detail, but it's estimated to be more than 10,000." The eldest sister-in-law paused, "Looking at the battle flag, it's the Seventh Order of Divine Power, the Flowing Cloud Knights."
Bang!
The astonished assassin fell directly under the table.
I looked at my sister who was also in a daze, and thought to myself: What is my second brother doing? Is he here to steal my bride?
