Chapter 55: Then I love your dad even more today
Chapter 55: Then I love your dad even more today.
"Okay, let's forget it!"
"I learned addition and subtraction from my mother! I know a hundred!"
Lu Yao, a child, shook his furry little head and proudly followed the little rooster. Just like that, he picked up the pen and paper with his little fleshy hands and started to do calculations. But when he saw the string of three-digit numbers on the account book, he was dumbfounded and opened his mouth slightly.
"Dad, did you write it wrong? How much is this? I've never seen it before!"
Lu Yao, a kid, has only seen numbers from 1 to 100, and Su Yunqi hasn't taught him about 100 and up.
So now he was dumbfounded. He pursed his lips, his breasts bulged, and his eyes were very unconvinced.
"Dad, why are you so stupid at reading? You can write all of this wrong, it should be written like this!"
He angrily changed 138 to 13 and 375 to 37 in the blank space, always changing the last one. Cross out the numbers, you're so smart, baby.
Then he will know 13+37, which is equal to 50!
"Dad, don't you think I figured it out? Isn't it amazing!"
He put down his pen and looked up at his old father happily. His round eyes were dark and bright, and his little mouth was curled up. The same as the fish being caught.
The old father's face turned black. He grabbed Lu Yao's chubby little hand and hit it twice.
"Who made you make such trouble? You don't even know anyone over 100, and you dare to talk nonsense and say you are better than me. You want to help me settle the accounts. All your pocket money this month will be deducted, and I won't give you any more money to buy candies. "It's too stupid to eat too much sweets!"
Good guy, in these days when there are no mobile phones, you just put the blame on the sweets, right?
Kid Lu Yao was stunned for three seconds, and gradually became weeping, with tears in his eyes. Then he pursed his lips and burst into tears.
"Mom, mother, come here quickly! My father has deducted my salary, and the black-hearted boss is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much .
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Zhaodu was happy and rubbed his little chubby face.
"When did I let you work? When did you get paid? Why didn't I know? Your father and I abide by the law very much. I don't hire child labor to be a black-hearted boss."
"You are the black-hearted boss. Defeat the black-hearted boss. From then on, Let’s start with the kids!”
He raised his fists high and stared at Lu Zhao with his round eyes, his eyes were so fierce that his voice was about to break.
Even with those little breasts, this cute little chubby face, chubby little lips, and big eyes with teardrops, it looks so cute no matter how you look at it.
"Hahahahaha."
"Just you? You little brat, if you want to knock me down, just wait another 20 years."
Lu Zhaoyue laughed louder and louder, almost losing his temper.
Sure enough, when you are weak, even if you are angry, others will think you are cute.
Su Yunqi was collecting clothes in the yard, but when he heard the noise in the house getting louder and louder, he quickly came in with the clothes in his arms.
"What are you doing? Are you quarreling again? Lu Zhao, can you stop being so childish! Forget about teasing me, you still need to tease your son. He is still so young, can't you give in to him!"
Su Yunqi got angry as soon as he came in . The mother and son glared at Lu Zhao in a cooing manner, and the mother and son had the same crazy expressions, making them dizzy with cuteness.
The main reason is that Lu Zhao has a lot of misdeeds and a long criminal record. Lu Yao, a child, has always been angry with Lu Zhao since he was a child.
One moment he deliberately made fun of the fact that the parents were not tall, and he was only as short as a stool. The next moment he said that he was not good-looking and not as handsome as him. No beautiful little wife like Su Yunqi would like him in the future. To say that someone is clumsy and can't even wash clothes, how can he be considered a hero...
The kid Lu Yao really suffered a lot with such a father.
Ever since kid Lu Yao could understand human speech, he would be made to cry by his father from time to time. The yard was always filled with Lu Zhao's unceremonious laughter and kid Lu Yao's aggrieved cries.
But soon, the two of them could wear a pair of pants, and they really fell in love with each other.
"Daughter-in-law, I was wronged. I really didn't tease him this time! He did it on his own! This little guy is so busy every day that he thinks it's special that he can count within 100, and he even said he would help me settle the accounts. , he cried when he couldn't figure it out, and accused me of being a black-hearted boss. What can I do?
I'm also very wronged. Wife, you don't love me anymore, but you only love this little brat, so I'll just leave!"
Who wouldn’t feel aggrieved?
Can Lu Zhao, a man in his 20s, still not be able to play with this little brat? He glanced at Su Yunqi resentfully, put the kid Lu Yao on the bed, then put on his shoes and prepared to leave.
This kind of drama would be performed eight hundred times a day. Su Yunqi rubbed his forehead with a headache and said helplessly.
"Love love love, I love you so much."
"Mom, do you love me more or dad more!"
"Daughter-in-law, do you love me more or him more!"
The father and son asked in unison, both looking straight at Su. Yunqi. One is resentful and aggrieved, and the other is angry with a bulging face. They are bound to compete for Su Yunqi's first favor.
Su Yunqi asked Lu Zhao before whether he would love him more after having a child or the child. This question was really redundant.
Because ever since Lu Yao could talk, father and son would ask one question every day, whether they love me more or him more. Su Yunqi was the one who was tormented by this question.
Su Yunqi was an average person, so when this issue was raised again, she seemed to be much more comfortable with it.
"Let me think about it. I loved Xiaoyao more yesterday, so I should love your dad more today."
Su Yunqi blinked and answered seriously. His fair little face was already very tender, and it was different from the skin of little kid Lu Yao. Exactly the same.
It's white and bright, tender and smooth, and it looks like it was before I gave birth to a child when I was eighteen years old.
Lu Zhao has taken good care of her in the past three years. She doesn't need to do much work. She is only responsible for cooking two meals. Lu Zhao does the washing of vegetables and dishes. As for taking care of the children, Lu Zhao's child is very well-behaved. , are also taken care of by two people together.
Before, they only opened dry goods stores in the town. At that time, the store had just started. After Su Yunqi was born, the couple went to visit the store together again and worked as salespersons themselves.
It's more than enough for two people to look after the store and take care of the kids, and it's not hard at all. After a year, Lu Yao's child gradually learned to talk, walk, and eat, and he no longer needed anyone to carry him.
He would follow Su Yunqi obediently every day. He didn't even learn how to speak eloquently. He would greet guests as soon as they came in. He was a good business man.
When Su Yunqi was not busy, he would tell him stories and teach him how to read and do addition and subtraction, so he knew a lot of things at the age of three. Lu Zhao was able to free up his hands, so he went to the county town to buy another shop and open a dry goods store, basically opening one store a year.
Lu Zhao also has his ambition to open their dry goods stores all over the country, and then he can take Su Yunqi to travel around the country!
"I knew my wife loved me more. Wife, I love you the most too!"
"I won, little bastard. Didn't you succeed in suing me today?"