Chapter 54: The Boss is definitely not in love with the sea crucian carp...
He Jingyuan raised his eyebrows in feigned surprise, but a smile was hidden in his eyes: "Five hundred million?"
Now I am truly bound by the cat’s debt for the rest of my life, and I feel strangely at ease.
Yunyun raised the corner of her mouth proudly, and a sly glint flashed in her round eyes: "So, are you scared?"
He tried to act like a cat boss, solemnly reiterating the rules. "You can touch the belly fur; it's a boyfriend's privilege, but the pouch... absolutely not."
The little orange cat was very firm: "No means no, whether I can touch it in the future depends on your performance!"
He Jingyuan's hand was still on Yunyun's naked waist, and under his fingertips he felt the boy's delicate and warm skin, which was very tempting.
His mind moved slightly, and his warm lips gently kissed Yunyun's sensitive earlobe, and casually and carefully bit the soft earlobe.
Yunyun shrank back and snuggled into his arms.
After confirming the relationship, He Jingyuan found that his desire to touch Yunyun had increased exponentially.
I always want to hold my lovely boyfriend in my arms and kiss every inch of his body.
After biting his ear, He Jingyuan finally agreed: "Okay, I'll try to behave better next time."
This docile attitude successfully pleases the kitten.
Yunyun hummed twice and said reluctantly: "The attitude is okay, and you can nibble my ears, but..."
He glared at He Jingyuan again: "Put yourself in his shoes. If I reached into your crotch, would you be happy?!"
He Jingyuan: ...
He tactically changed the subject: "...Put on your clothes first."
Yunyun was too lazy to put on her clothes, so she turned back into the orange and white long-haired cat, and nudged He Jingyuan's palm several times with her round head, strongly expressing her dissatisfaction.
Then, he nimbly jumped down, ran to his toy box, took out a brand new cat toy, placed it at He Jingyuan's feet, and sat upright.
The big amber eyes stared at him brightly, and the tip of the tail tapped the ground lightly.
If you touch a place you shouldn’t touch, you’ll have to use a cat toy to atone for your sin!
The cat toy is arguably the toy with the highest wear and tear rate in this household.
The one in front of me is new. There are eight pink flowers strung on the emerald green elastic rope, and a small bell is tied to the wooden stick at the top. When you shake it gently, it makes a crisp "ding-ling-ling" sound.
Yunyun was so crazy when playing with the cat toy that she pounced out like an arrow and jumped around the house chasing the cat toy.
Cat hair is flying all over the house...
After half an hour, five of the eight pink flowers on the cat toy had heroically sacrificed, leaving only the bare rope end and a few shaky flowers.
The kitten, who was having fun, held the green rope and took a few more bites, but finally felt bored and threw the cat toy in its mouth into the corner without interest.
I had only been home for half an hour when I fell out of favor.
He Jingyuan quickly ordered a few more cat toys.
The little orange cat turned back into human form and simply wrapped himself in the blanket, sighing, "So boring! I'm getting tired of playing with the cat toy."
He Jingyuan felt a little soft in his heart.
Yunyun's living space is indeed too small. Apart from school and home, she has hardly ever been anywhere else.
It's time to take him out for a walk.
"When we're free," He Jingyuan said gently, "I'll take you to the beach and find a B&B where you can see the sunrise. I don't know if hermit crabs will come out in the winter, otherwise we can bring a small bucket and a shovel to dig for them."
Yunyun immediately made a request to He Jingyuan: "I want a seafood feast!"
He Jingyuan said, "Definitely."
However, the wonderful seaside plan was temporarily put on hold, and He Jingyuan's time for the next month was completely compressed and exhausted.
It was only the beginning of December and there was still some time before the exams, but the library's study room was already completely occupied by medical students.
Even if he had no classes at 8 a.m., He Jingyuan would still rush to the library with his textbooks piled like bricks.
It’s even more terrible if I don’t have classes for the whole day. I’ll just put four big white buns in my pocket, drink strong coffee like water, and spend the whole day in the library.
Yunyun was also gloriously promoted to the companion kitten. Every day, she would turn herself into a ball of kitten fur and take a nap on the table.
He Jingyuan and Lin Qian divided the work and sorted out the key points with A4 paper. Yunyun stretched out on the table, with her snow-white belly facing up and one front paw resting on the book that He Jingyuan had opened.
He Jingyuan continued to lower his head to sort out the key points, while very naturally using his free hand to gently pinch the cat's paw.
The soft meat ball is very elastic.
When I get tired of studying, I put down my pen temporarily, pick up the little orange cat, hold it in my arms, give it a deep breath, and then give it a violent kiss.
The cat-loving group has been flooded with messages from Yunyun recently, and the group is full of sour comments.
For Lin Qian, who was sitting opposite He Jingyuan, the impact was even more obvious.
…Damn, he missed his cat too.
Seeing Yunyun letting He Jingyuan rub her for the nth time, Lin Qian finally couldn't help but close his eyes and silently said in his heart:
It’s okay, it’s just petting the cat in front of him.
It's not like some other couples who just hug their senior and kiss him fiercely in the library as if no one is around...
After more than two hours of intensive study, the two finally decided to take a break.
Lin Qian slumped in his chair and cleared his mind.
He Jingyuan didn't stop writing. He unscrewed the thermos and took a sip of water. He picked up his phone, opened the calculator, and pressed it with a frown.
The laziness of the past few months has finally paid off.
The campus running app shows that the requirement for this semester is 100 kilometers, but He Jingyuan has only completed a pitiful 13 kilometers.
The check-in system will be completely shut down on the 30th of this month for final score settlement.
He Jingyuan used a calculator to calculate that the upper limit of the daily performance was 3 kilometers. From now on, excluding extreme weather conditions, he should be able to finish it just barely.
A sense of urgency arises spontaneously.
When I came out of the library, it was already dark.
He Jingyuan did not go home directly. Instead, he turned to the playground and put his schoolbag on the bench.
Yunyun consciously lay down next to the schoolbag to help look after the items.
The study-accompanying cat seamlessly switches to a running-accompanying cat.
He Jingyuan was not the only student on the playground who started running only in the last month, and they were running sparsely.
Yunyun squatted on the bench with her little paws in her pockets, her eyes following He Jingyuan's figure.
Such a big orange and white cat squatting here quickly attracted the attention of the little cat brother.
The white cat ran over happily and greeted curiously: "Boss, it's so cold, what are you doing here?"
Yunyun yawned loudly: "Wait until the sea crucian carp finishes running."
There was a hint of "leave me alone" in his tone.
Although the white cat's ears are a little crooked, it still has basic vision.
He didn't ask any more questions and jumped onto the bench to watch He Jingyuan running.
At the beginning, He Jingyuan could still maintain a certain speed, but later the speed slowed down and he even started to run and walk.
The white cat realized that now was the time to flatter the boss. Maybe the boss would be happy and reward it with a eunuch.
So it immediately approached Yunyun in a flattering manner: "Boss, look at this human, he's already panting like this after just running a few steps, his endurance is not as good as mine."
Her tone was full of the sense of superiority of being a kitten.
Unfortunately, the cat's fart hit the cat's legs hard.
Yunyun's originally lazy eyes suddenly became sharp. He turned his head and said coldly: "If you can do it, go ahead."
The white cat was so frightened that its fur stood on end. It immediately became timid and shrank its neck, trying to make excuses: "Pah, pah, pah, I'm the weakest. I can't even run half a lap! Really, I can't even compare to those two stupid dogs at the sheriff's house."
"Those two stupid dogs in the sheriff's house..." Yunyun repeated this sentence, her round cat eyes narrowed slightly, as if she was lost in thought.
A forgotten thing suddenly popped up - Lin Qian seemed to have said before that he could ask the boss to borrow a dog to help run the campus.
The tip of the little orange cat's tail gently tapped the bench.
When the man and the cat finally returned home exhausted, He Jingyuan hurriedly took a hot bath and dove headfirst into the pile of books.
Yunyun wrapped herself in a quilt, looking at He Jingyuan's focused profile under the lamp.
There was already a faint dark blue under his eyes.
The boy seemed to be lost in thought.
He got up quietly, picked up the phone that He Jingyuan had placed aside, and based on his memory, he fiddled with several apps and actually found something.
That running check-in app can be connected to the watch that He Jingyuan used specifically for positioning.
The kitten pursed his lips and followed the instructions on the phone, step by step. After a long time, he finally bound the watch and the APP together.
Done!
Yunyun put it back in its place quietly and pretended nothing had happened.
The next day, the sky was gloomy and it rained heavily. When the rain stopped, a cold air came again.
The winter in the south is so damp and cold that it seems to penetrate into the bones.
When He Jingyuan went to the library, Yunyun did not turn into a kitten as usual. She was wrapped up like a warm glutinous rice ball, with only her delicate little face showing.
"I want to go out and play by myself today." Yunyun offered, "Can I bring my watch? It's too uncomfortable to wear the tracker around my neck."
He Jingyuan was a little hesitant.
In order to track Yunyun's movements when she went out alone, he tried many positioning products, but watches were the least reliable one.
Because the kitten can easily pull it off at any time and forget it in a corner.
But looking into Yunyun's eyes, I couldn't say no.
He Jingyuan sighed and handed the watch over: "Put it on and be careful."
"Yeah!" Yunyun nodded vigorously, and ran away as soon as she got the watch.
He went to the express delivery station with a clear purpose and asked the owner to borrow two dogs and a small flatbed trailer.
In such a cold weather, there were still students willing to help him sneak out the two demolition office directors from his house. He is simply a living Bodhisattva.
The boss led the two dogs out without saying a word: "Run as hard as you can. When you are tired, you can sleep well at night!"
Yunyun said "thank you" and ate and took things before leaving. She even dug out the sheriff who was sleeping in the cat's bed.
"Meow?" The sheriff was awakened and looked at his boss and the two stupid dogs beside him in confusion.
"Don't sleep anymore, get up and work."
Yunyun also gathered a few strong fighting kittens and went to the school playground together.
The weather was cold, most of the cats were napping in their warm cat beds, and there were not even any students on the playground.
The cats that were forcibly recruited yawned, their eyes full of reluctance.
The sheriff looked at the scene before him and felt an ominous premonition.
"Boss, what are we going to do today?" asked the sheriff.
Yunyun took off the watch on her wrist and stuffed it directly into the police chief's hand: "Here, Haiyu's school run hasn't finished yet, and you have to help run it every day from now on!"
He pointed to the two restless dogs nearby, then to the small trailer.
Sheriff: ...
Well, now I not only have to work like a slave for the boss, but also for his boyfriend.
The sheriff scratched the ground in anger.
Tyrant ruler!
The other cats looked at each other, also overwhelmed by this chore.
A cat hesitated and said, "Ah? Boss...you have to run every day? In such a cold weather?"
"Yes." Yunyun answered firmly.
He casually touched the equally listless white cat next to him and said with a hint of approval, "It was this cat that came up with this idea. Not bad. When you finish running, I'll reward you with three cans!"
White Cat: ...
Being praised by the boss at this time is not a good thing.
Sure enough, it clearly felt the murderous gazes of several cats around it staring at it.
It's all your fault, your lousy mouth!
Yunyun was completely unaware of this, as he was enthusiastically assigning tasks.
"These two stupid dogs are pulling each other, and you other cats are responsible for supervising them. If one of the dogs is attracted by something strange and goes astray, you are responsible for correcting it. I don't believe that we can't deal with these two stupid dogs."
Of course, he is not a black-hearted cat who makes cats and dogs work for nothing. After each run, both cats and dogs will receive a reward.
The sheriff held his watch tightly and glared at the white cat.
Let you talk too much!
The white cat's furry face was almost wrinkled like a bitter gourd. It couldn't stand it any longer: "Boss, why should we help humans run..."
This question made Yunyun stunned for a moment.
Sea Crucian Carp is his boyfriend now!
Helping the sea crucian carp is equivalent to helping him, which is what every cat should do!
He was just about to make his relationship with He Jingyuan public.
However, before he could finish his words, the sheriff next to him suddenly shuddered.
The cow cat always remembered the boss's stern warning to keep it secret, and suddenly pounced forward and started beating the white cat on the head.
"You know nothing! This is a touching act of love from the Lord!"
He raised his voice guiltily: "My master and I are like this too. He opens cans for me and I help him catch mosquitoes."
The sheriff said something nonsense: "I really don't want to talk to you ignorant cats."
Yunyun, who was about to announce his relationship, was suddenly interrupted. He held down the cow cat and asked, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
The sheriff froze.
It's over, I said something wrong.
It actually called the eldest cat a "pet" in front of so many cats?
It's simply outrageous!
How can such a mighty and domineering boss be a human’s pet!
The strong desire to survive made the cow cat howl deafeningly: "The boss is the master! The boss is the master!"
"Boss is definitely not in love with the sea crucian carp, absolutely not!"
Yunyun: …………