Chapter 53 Chapter 53: The sea crucian carp can't change its little panties.
Yunyun chewed hard and swallowed the fish ball in her mouth, her cheeks bulging.
He subconsciously looked around. The cafeteria was bustling with people coming and going, and it was definitely not the place to discuss such a topic.
"Oh..." Yunyun nodded, feeling that what he said made a lot of sense, so she said seriously, "Then let's talk about it when we get home tonight."
He Jingyuan's hand holding the chopsticks froze and he couldn't utter a word.
As a new boyfriend, Yunyun felt that she needed to stick to He Jingyuan.
He Jingyuan had classes in the afternoon, and for the first time ever he did not run out to hang out with his good cat friend and act arrogantly in school.
Instead, she turned into a kitten, slid herself lightly into He Jingyuan's desk, curled up into a ball with only her little head sticking out, and quietly accompanied her boyfriend to class.
Lin Qian leaned over and saw the little orange cat's big amber eyes. He asked in surprise, "Why did you bring Yunyun to school again?"
This frequency is too high.
He Jingyuan remained calm and scratched Yunyun's chin naturally with his fingers.
The kitten squinted its eyes comfortably and made a soft purring sound in its throat.
"There's no one at home to take care of him." He Jingyuan's voice was full of matter-of-factness. "I can't bear to leave him."
Lin Qian was choked. It was the first time he saw someone talk about "sticky cat" so confidently.
He lowered his voice helplessly and reminded, "Then you must keep a close eye on him. It's best not to let him run around."
After all, Yunyun lost it once!
And God knows how many photos have been circulating in the cat-loving group these days of Yunyun and other cats running rampant and patrolling around the school, even more diligent than a security guard.
I thought this prickly cat would behave better after being adopted, but it turned out to be even more arrogant.
"Oh right." Lin Qian remembered something, "Senior... uh, can't you help take care of me?"
He Jingyuan's heart was filled with alarm, but he remained expressionless. He hurriedly completed the settings for Yunyun's humanoid: "He's doing an internship outside, he's very busy, he doesn't have time."
Senior Yunyun, who was doing his internship while sleeping in his desk, licked his paws lazily and twitched the tip of his tail twice in contentment.
"Come to think of it." Lin Qian scratched his head, "It seems like I haven't seen you in school for a long time."
He suddenly remembered a key question and asked curiously, "What's your major, and what's your name? It feels weird to keep calling you 'senior'."
He Jingyuan: ...
He knew that Lin Qian had no ill intentions and sincerely wanted to know more about the situation.
But fabricating a watertight identity takes too much brainpower.
"The senior's last name is Yun." He Jingyuan decided to be vague and then gave an ambiguous answer, "Major... is what you guessed."
"I guessed it?" Lin Qian was stunned and tried hard to recall the appearance of the senior.
With soft light golden hair, a pretty face and unique temperament, it's obvious that she comes from a wealthy family and was raised spoiled by her family.
"Oh, so you're really from the art department?" He suddenly realized that this hair color really fits the stereotype of an art student.
He Jingyuan was silent for two seconds, then gritted his teeth and said, "...Yeah."
The art department is the art department.
Seeing that Lin Qian was about to ask for details, He Jingyuan quickly dropped a bombshell to change the subject: "We are together."
He paused and emphasized: "Senior and I are in love."
Lin Qian was stuck for a moment and opened his mouth, but because he was still in class, he swallowed the exclamation that was about to burst out of his throat.
He looked at He Jingyuan's calm face, his mind a little confused.
Didn’t He Jingyuan deny it before? Why did he suddenly admit it now?
He was silent for a moment, then managed to utter, "So... so you have a very specific taste. You only like... yellow hair?"
The cat has yellow hair, and the person also has yellow hair.
Don't worry, when He Jingyuan comes back from winter break, he also has yellow hair, and then the old professor in the hospital points at his nose and scolds him, "Where did you get this yellow-haired doctor in the hospital?"
Lin Qian had a complicated expression and continued dryly, "Does your family agree? I heard from Senior Sister Fang Die that Yuncheng is quite taboo about this. They'll pinch your nose and force you to drink talisman water..."
Lin Qian couldn't help but slap himself in the face before he finished speaking.
Bah, what nonsense are you talking about.
Even in He Jingyuan's family, I guess no one gave him talisman water...
"So you're in love with the senior... Should I change my name to "senpai"?"
He Jingyuan: “…”
The little orange cat raised its head slightly.
Humph, what’s a schoolmate’s wife? Hai Crucian Carp is Boss Mimi’s man!
Lin Qian really didn't know what to say. Seeing He Jingyuan's frank attitude, it was clear that he had no intention of having an underground relationship. "Okay, okay, then... I wish you two a happy marriage."
He Jingyuan accepted it calmly: "Thank you."
Lin Qian's words reminded Yunyun.
The sea crucian carp admitted it openly, and he also wanted to give the sea crucian carp a name.
He had to find a suitable time to solemnly announce the news to his Mimi subjects.
Of course, it cannot be announced by the sheriff.
This damn big-mouthed cow cat just loves to exaggerate things. Who knows what kind of outrageous rumor might be spread.
The get out of class was soon over. He Jingyuan and Lin Qian always occupied the prime seats in the last row and had packed up their things.
As soon as the teacher turned off the PPT, He Jingyuan picked up his heavy schoolbag in one hand, held Yunyun in the other, and slipped out of the classroom like a gust of wind.
As the semester draws to a close, the medical school feels like it's beginning to be shrouded in the dark clouds of exam month, and he'll be busy for the next while.
What's more troublesome is that he has to go to the United States after the holiday to cut the Gordian knot and doesn't want to delay it any longer.
He could only leave Yunyun alone at home for a long time, which made He Jingyuan very worried.
So that night, He Jingyuan tried to teach Yunyun how to order takeout for the first time.
He opened the food delivery app on his phone and handed it to Yunyun: "Try ordering by yourself, and you can order whatever you want in the future."
The colorful interface of the food delivery software and the various food pictures impact the kitten's visual nerves.
Fried chicken! Pizza! Grilled fish! I can almost smell it through the screen.
Yunyun's eyes lit up, and she excitedly tapped the screen with her fingers, falling in love with every picture she saw.
The number of dishes in the shopping cart increased rapidly, and it seemed that the entire store would be emptied.
Until the software pops up a friendly reminder box: [Please order in moderation to avoid waste~]
Yunyun's finger that was poking the screen paused.
He looked at the overflowing shopping cart, then stole a glance at He Jingyuan who was watching him from the side...
Hai Crucian Carp is currently involved in a lawsuit and must be in need of money.
As a sensible boyfriend, he has to help save money.
The kitten struggled internally for a few seconds, and finally made a great decision with great pain.
He slid his fingers quickly, deleting the tempting dishes in the shopping cart one by one.
In the end, there were only two bowls of white rice left in the shopping cart.
Click Checkout.
The software popped up a prompt again: [Single-order staple food cannot be delivered, please add other dishes. ]
Yunyun: ...
fine!
The little orange cat quickly encouraged himself. It didn't matter if the sea crucian carp was really poor. He was a good hunter. He could catch more prey to feed the sea crucian carp and make sure he was well fed!
Thinking of this, Yunyun confidently opened the menu again, carefully selected ten dishes, and added two more servings of rice.
Only when you are full will you have the strength to hunt.
Although they were much more restrained than before, when it was finally served, the two of them tried their best but still couldn't finish it.
Yunyun lay on the sofa to digest the food, while He Jingyuan got up, cleaned the dining table, and swept the living room floor briefly.
Seeing that there was not much fruit left in the refrigerator, he picked up the key and said, "I'm going downstairs to buy some fruit. I'll be back soon."
Yunyun responded lazily and watched He Jingyuan walk out.
The door closed gently, and the living room became quiet, leaving only Yunyun alone. Haijiyu had just left for a few minutes when his eyes involuntarily drifted towards the door.
A few minutes later, He Jingyuan opened the door with fresh fruit in his hand. He was slightly stunned to see Yunyun waiting at the door.
Before he could speak, Yunyun naturally lowered her head and sniffed carefully.
This natural and intimate little gesture was like a feather brushing across He Jingyuan's heart.
Very cute.
Very cute.
So cute... I want to kiss it.
This thought only lingered in my mind before, but now it is different.
He is in love, and Yunyun is his boyfriend, so they can kiss each other openly.
An impulse surged in his heart, and He Jingyuan casually put the bag on the entrance cabinet. Without thinking, he gently supported the back of Yunyun's neck with one hand, lowered his head, and pressed a kiss on her soft lips.
Very light, very fast, and separates at the touch of a button.
Yunyun was a little confused by his sudden action. He looked at He Jingyuan's face so close to him, and his expression became extremely serious:
"He Jingyuan," the kitten announced solemnly, "you don't have to pay me back the 100 million cat cans you owe me now."
He Jingyuan: "Hmm?"
The two of them had agreed that 100 million cans of cat food would be exchanged for 100 million meals. Since they had to support Yunyun for the rest of her life anyway, he quickly put the matter behind him.
Suddenly, the old story was brought up again, and He Jingyuan couldn't help but get nervous: "You..."
Not having to pay back the debt means you want to leave him?
"Becoming my boyfriend." Yunyun's ears turned red. "You should have some privileges. Now you can touch my belly hair and bury your face in my belly to suck it."
As for the complete mark that was not completed last time... well, I will slowly proceed with it when I have the chance.
The kitten was thinking silently in his heart.
He Jingyuan's breathing became almost heavier for a moment. It was good that she didn't want to leave him.
His eyes involuntarily fell on the hem of Yunyun's T-shirt, and his voice tightened: "One thing is one thing, and the debt must be repaid... Really, can I touch it?"
Yunyun was very generous: "Why would we ever owe each other anything? If you want to touch me, you can do it now."
As soon as he finished speaking, the young man standing in front of He Jingyuan disappeared, and in his place appeared an orange and white long-haired kitten that crawled out from among the clothes scattered on the ground.
The amber cat eyes were looking at him brightly.
He Jingyuan didn't want to write off this debt so easily. As long as he could keep Yunyun by his side for life, it didn't matter how long he had to pay off the debt.
But when he saw the kitten on the ground again, He Jingyuan couldn't help but sigh.
It's so cute.
Countless gorgeous words flashed through his mind in an instant, but every time he faced Yunyun, his poor language system could only be summed up in two simplest words: cute and beautiful.
He Jingyuan slowly squatted down and brought his eyes level with the little orange cat.
He stretched out his hand and gently placed it on the kitten's round head, rubbing the soft fur between the kitten's eyebrows and pinching his ears.
"Meow." The kitten squinted its eyes comfortably. It was in the shedding period, and with He Jingyuan's movements, the soft fur floated lightly in the air.
He Jingyuan's hand stroked Yunyun's head all the way to her fluffy tail. The kitten felt so soft all over that it simply turned over on its back and rolled on the ground, revealing its snow-white, fluffy belly.
He Jingyuan's breathing became lighter, and he covered the kitten's belly with his entire palm, kneading it slowly.
Yunyun was not used to this kind of direct kneading. His cat instinct made him subconsciously hug He Jingyuan's wrist and kick it a few times.
But soon, the kitten loosened its claws and rubbed the inside of He Jingyuan's wrist with its cheek.
He Jingyuan lowered his eyes to observe its reaction, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt...
The debt cannot be written off just like that, it has to continue to be owed.
He stretched out his other hand, with a clear target, and pinched Yunyun's genital bag.
“Meow—ow!!”
Yunyun jumped up and looked at He Jingyuan in disbelief.
A dog will always eat shit, and a sea crucian carp will always dig its crotch out of its pants!
Being able to touch your belly is a gift and a boyfriend’s privilege.
It doesn't mean you can go ahead and touch the original bag, that's something else!
Yunyun was so angry that his beard was shaking, and the kitten with its fur standing on end disappeared.
A naked, fair-skinned boy suddenly threw himself into He Jingyuan's arms, hit his chin hard with his head, and announced through gritted teeth: "Five hundred million cat cans!"
Five hundred million.
He Jingyuan felt relieved.