Chapter 539 Everyone Says It's Tiger Rider Wu Song

Xie Mengqi thought to herself, you little fox fairy is trying to stir up trouble again and sow discord between me and Jiang Wukui, but I won't be fooled. She smiled and said, "So what? What does a child know? Don't children often touch their mother's breasts when they are breastfeeding?"
"Mengqi is right. I didn't feel anything at that time, let alone any evil thoughts." Jiang Wukui said with a smile.
Xie Mengqi looked at Jiang Wukui, her heart ruthless. "You laugh? When the little fox fairy is gone, I will make you laugh. You little rascal, you are ten years old and still say you have no feelings. Who are you kidding? Look at how excited you are when you say that!"
Jiang Wu didn't understand Xie Mengqi's feelings. He looked at Xie Mengqi and smiled. Seeing that the two women were silent, he smiled and said, "I'm done. It's your turn to speak. Who's going to speak?"
"Mengqi, go ahead and speak." said the little fox fairy.
"Okay, I'll tell you. When I was little, I loved watching 'Tiger Rider Wu Song' the most." Xie Mengqi calmed down and looked at Jiang Wukui with a smile. She said in her heart, listen to my story and see if you understand it.
"Tiger Riding Wu Song? I've only heard of Wu Song fighting a tiger. You also have a Tiger Riding Wu Song. It must be interesting, don't you think?" Jiang Wukui looked at Xie Mengqi with some curiosity .
The little fox fairy thought to herself, Tiger, it can’t be a tigress!
"There is a butcher in our village. Everyone thinks that a butcher is big and strong with a big belly and big ears. But Butcher Xie in our village is not like that. He is very handsome and has an extraordinary demeanor. After he kills pigs and sells meat, he always dresses himself up neatly. People would think he is a private school teacher when they see him. He is handsome and has meat to eat from killing pigs, so of course he found a beautiful village girl. When they first got married, they were in love. However, a year later, the butcher discovered that his wife was cheating on him. This woman is not a fickle woman. Do you know why she was thinking about other men?" Xie Mengqi's way of telling stories was obviously different from Jiang Wukui. She concealed important links and raised questions to the listeners to arouse their interest.
"Why is she thinking about another man? Is it because Butcher Xie is too tired from getting up early and going to bed late all day, and has no time to care about her, making her lonely?" The little fox fairy asked with a smile.
"Mengqi, stop keeping me in suspense. Just tell me!" Jiang Wukui said.
"You are just impatient! Butcher Xie's wife did not blame him for making her lonely. On the contrary, she blamed him for being too busy. Butcher Xie liked to drink. He killed pigs himself and always gave wine with meat. Since he got married, he did not pay much attention to his image. When he came back from selling meat , his wife would treat him to good wine. However, he had made mistakes several times due to drinking, so his wife was naturally disgusted with his drinking. Butcher Xie endured it at first, but later he took advantage of his drunkenness to hold his wife down and beat her. He beat his wife three times a day and once every three days. The woman's heart was chilled. The woman was chilled, so of course she would not care about the old relationship. It happened that the village Bachelor Erdan likes Butcher Xie's wife. It's true, what bachelor wouldn't like such a pretty woman? Erdan saw that Butcher Xie didn't cherish his wife, so he went to comfort her when he went to sell meat. Sometimes when she went out to work in the fields, Erdan pretended that it was a chance encounter and helped her with the work. The two of them came and went, and finally had a good thing in the cornfield. As a result, it got out of control and was discovered by Butcher Xie. Butcher Xie was so angry that he thought he was good-looking, so he divorced his wife. Fortunately, they didn't have children at that time. "Xie Mengqi said a lot of things and also picked up the water cup to drink a sip of water.
"Mengqi, you said 'Tiger riding Wu Song', but who is Tiger? Who is Wu Song? We don't see anyone riding whom?" The little fox fairy said with a smile.
"Don't be impatient. If you want to know who Tiger is, who Wu Song is, and why it is Tiger Riding Wu Song, you have to listen to my explanation next time. Otherwise, why is this something that I remember so clearly?" said Xie Mengqi.
"Alright, alright. Mengqi, hurry up and tell me! Little fox fairy, you are not allowed to interrupt me when I'm telling my story."
"Okay, I'm listening. Mengqi, you speak." The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi.
"Butcher Xie divorced his wife, so of course he felt a little lonely. He felt uncomfortable when he came back from selling meat without a woman to accompany him. There was a girl named Mahua in our village. Why was she called Mahua? She had some pockmarks on her face, but of course they were not serious. From a distance she looked pretty, but up close, her face was covered with sesame seeds." Xie Mengqi said with a smile.
"Did Xie the butcher lick the sesame seeds on Mahua's face and offend her?" the little fox fairy said with a smile.
"You're right. Butcher Xie came back from selling meat that day and was drinking alone. Mahua came and asked Butcher Xie to save some pig stomachs for her family the next day, and she also took out a deposit. Butcher Xie smiled and said, "Okay, I'll save the pig stomachs for you tomorrow, but you have to drink a few glasses with me. It's really boring for me to drink alone." Mahua smiled and said, "Okay, as long as you save the pig stomachs, I'll drink four glasses with you. After all, I'm drinking your wine and eating your meat." Mahua smiled and said that she deliberately made a slip of the tongue and said she was eating Butcher Xie's meat. Butcher Xie didn't think it made sense, and also said with a smile, "You're eating my meat? I still want to eat your meat! Come on, sit down and drink with me, and I'll eat your meat later, okay?" Xie Mengqi glanced at Jiang Wukui when she said this, "Wukui, do you think your men are good people?"
"Why are you dragging me into this? Tell me, did Butcher Xie get to eat the fried dough sticks?"
"I think he must have eaten it." The little fox fairy said with a smile.
"The little fox fairy is really capable, she guessed it right again. After Xie the butcher drank a few glasses of wine with Mahua, he really began to seduce Mahua. Mahua actually had a good impression of him, and the two of them closed the shop at that time. Xie the butcher said, Mahua, your face is not beautiful with sesame seeds. At that time, your butt was particularly big. As the saying goes, women with big butts have more babies. You should give birth to more babies for me in the future." Xie Mengqi said with a smile.
"Mengqi, how did you become such a bad person? You dare to say anything." said the little fox fairy.
"How did I learn bad things? This is a true story, I'm just telling it. Don't you want to hear the details?" Xie Mengqi looked at the little fox fairy.
"Mengqi, just tell me, don't bother with her," Jiang Wukui said.
"When Mahua heard Butcher Xie say that her face was not pretty, she twisted her body and said, 'If you say I'm not pretty, then don't eat me, or you'll regret it later.' Butcher Xie said, 'I told you to give birth to more cubs for me, how could I regret it?' Butcher Xie was so excited at this time that he couldn't control himself anymore and hugged Mahua to bed. Who knew that Mahua would really stick to him later? Butcher Xie was afraid of being scolded by the villagers, so he had to marry Mahua." Xie Mengqi picked up the water glass and took another sip of water.
"The Mahua you mentioned is a tiger? Xie the Butcher is Wu Song? But the tiger didn't ride Wu Song!" said the little fox fairy.
"Why are you so impatient? I haven't finished what I'm saying yet. Have a drink of water, and I'll continue."
"Little fox fairy, don't interrupt. Mengqi, go ahead." Jiang Wukui urged again.
"After Mahua married Xie the Butcher, his old habits started to resurface . At first, Mahua endured it and didn't confront him. One time, Xie the Butcher was drunk and wanted to beat Mahua. He said to Mahua, 'You mind my drinking? Don't you know my first wife was beaten away?' Mahua said, 'I know. You want to beat me? No way!'" Xie Mengqi looked at Jiang Wukui, "Wukui, do you know why Mahua said that?"
"I don't know, maybe Mahua's family is very powerful?" Jiang Wukui asked.
"You're half right. Xie the Butcher is not afraid of his wife's family being powerful. If he beats his wife a few times, her family will at most say something. Xie the Butcher thought so at the time. He said, Mahua, don't think your father is just going to hit you with a few punches and kicks. Do you think I'm scared? If you say anything else, I'll beat you anyway! Mahua put his hands on his hips, walked up to Xie the Butcher, glared at him, and said, Hit me! You try! Do you think I'll take your life?" Xie Mengqi stopped to drink some water again.
"Mahua is so stupid. He approached Xie the butcher. Isn't he asking for a beating?" said the little fox fairy.
"You're wrong this time! Mahua isn't looking for a fight, she wants to teach Butcher Xie a lesson. Seeing that Mahua dared to challenge him, Butcher Xie threw his wine glass down and grabbed Mahua's hair. Suddenly, Mahua saw Butcher Xie reaching out to grab her hair. She reached out and grabbed Butcher Xie's wrist, twisted it, buckled his wrist, and pinned him to the ground. She sat on him and punched him several times, making Butcher Xie scream. He yelled, 'Mahua, my god, you've learned martial arts too? Why don't you beat anyone up normally?'" Xie Mengqi looked at Jiang Wukui and said, "Wukui, do you think Butcher Xie is a jerk?"
"He is such a jerk, he deserves a beating," Jiang Wukui said.
The little fox fairy laughed, she knew that Xie Mengqi had deliberately told this to Jiang Wukui.
"What are you laughing at?" Jiang Wukui looked at the little fox fairy.
"Nothing to laugh about. Jiang Wukui, can you beat Xie Mengqi?"
"I may not be able to beat her." Jiang Wukui smiled embarrassedly.
"Can't beat him? The one in this story is 'Tiger Riding Wu Song'." said the little fox fairy.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Wukui looked at the little fox fairy.
"The story should develop that when Mahua gets angry, she takes it out on Xie the Butcher, pinning him to the ground, riding on him, and punching him. Isn't this like the tigress riding Wu Song?" said the little fox fairy with a smile.
"Is that so?" Jiang Wukui said.
"Of course that's the case. So, from now on, even if you are Wu Song, you can't escape Xie Mengqi's iron fist! She is the tigress who rides Wu Song." The little fox fairy said with a smile.
"You are the tigress!" Xie Mengqi also laughed.
Jiang Wukui looked at Xie Mengqi and his heart began to beat fast. He thought, Oh my God, Xie Mengqi said this to warn me, right?
"Xie Mengqi, stop pretending. I know you told this story to warn Jiang Wukui. Don't you think so?" The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi.
"If you say it is, it is. If you say it is not, it is not. Anyway, what I said is the truth. From then on, Butcher Xie was really obedient to Mahua. This story spread in our village, and everyone said it was the Tiger Riding Wu Song." Xie Mengqi said.
"Wu Kui, think it over. I think you should find a girlfriend who you can beat!" said the little fox fairy with a smile.
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