Chapter 538 I peed on the rice in the plastic bag
Xie Mengqi thought, I might as well just tell you and you'll just give up!
"What are you talking about? Why do you two need to close the door when you are talking about something? Are you talking about something or doing something? You don't have to do things in broad daylight!" said the little fox fairy with a smile.
Xie Mengqi walked over to open the door and glared at the little fox fairy: "How can you say that? What did we do?"
"Look how angry you are. I was just joking with you! Why won't you let me in and sit for a while?" The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi with a smile.
Xie Mengqi looked at the little fox fairy, feeling helpless. As the saying goes, one shouldn't strike a smiling person. Now she was here, smiling playfully. Could she still treat her as an enemy? If she did, she would seem too petty.
"Come in! Be careful with your words. I'm not such a casual woman. Don't ruin my reputation." Xie Mengqi said.
"Who among us doesn't know that you are a lady? No one will believe me if I tell them a joke, because they all know I'm joking." The little fox fairy said with a smile, thinking to herself, this is exactly what I want from you, so that Jiang Wukui won't get the chance to enjoy the sweet treats.
Jiang Wukui's good thing was interrupted, and he felt very comfortable. He looked at the little fox fairy without saying a word.
The little fox fairy looked at Jiang Wukui and smiled: "Jiang Wukui, you don't welcome me? Am I disturbing you?"
"How could that be? This is not Wu Kui's room, and he is also under restraint!" Xie Mengqi came to the rescue with a smile.
"You are welcome to use my room, but I don't have the right to use Xie Mengqi's room," Jiang Wukui said.
"Xie Mengqi, do you know why I'm here?"
"What's going on? Is there something important? Why are you so mysterious?" Xie Mengqi pretended to be indifferent.
"I just came back from a mission, what important thing could there be? To be honest, Jiang Wukui was a really good storyteller yesterday. He is usually not very eloquent, but when he really talks about stories, he really impresses people! I came here to ask him to tell me something new to cheer me up. I still feel a little uncomfortable because I didn't kill Colonel Muto today. Jiang Wukui, don't you think?" The little fox fairy looked at Jiang Wukui and smiled in his heart, Jiang Wukui, don't think about me leaving here early, I won't leave until dinner time, and don't think about eating sweet dates, just let the slap go!
"I feel unhappy too. We haven't avenged Sai Huaxiang yet because we haven't killed Colonel Muto. Alas, I really thought that killing Colonel Muto this time was a sure thing!" Jiang Wukui said with a sigh.
"Okay, let's not talk about these unhappy things. I was outside and was upset when I heard them talking about these things. I came to find Xie Mengqi because I was upset. Jiang Wukui, please make us happy ! The stories you tell are really interesting." The little fox fairy looked at Jiang Wukui and smiled.
Jiang Wukui didn't have the scheming of the little fox fairy. He fell into the trap immediately and didn't expect to tickle Xie Mengqi. He smiled and said, "What to say? I don't know how to say it. What happened today is boring to talk about."
"Mengqi, the three of us are free anyway, so let's do a little activity!" The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi and smiled again.
"What activity?"
"How about we all talk about our unforgettable childhood memories?" The little fox fairy thought, I have to find some topics to avoid embarrassment, otherwise, how can I wait with them until dinner time?
"Okay, you speak first." Jiang Wukui became interested.
"You should speak first! You told the story so well yesterday, we want to listen to you. Xie Mengqi, what do you think? Jiang Wukui is a man, so he should take the lead." The little fox fairy turned her head to look at Xie Mengqi. She remembered what Jiang Wukui said, that Xie Mengqi's breasts were fuller than hers. She looked at Xie Mengqi's breasts and knew that what Jiang Wukui said was true.
"Okay, Wu Kui, go ahead and tell me! I also want to hear about your childhood stories." Xie Mengqi said.
"Let me think about it." Jiang Wukui scratched his head.
"Just say it." said the little fox fairy.
"Yes, just say whatever you want, it's not like you're telling a story." Xie Mengqi also felt that everyone's childhood stories should be very funny.
"Okay, I told you. I was exactly ten years old that year, yes, ten years old. I was very naughty, especially when I was with a few boys. I was very naughty. It was a hot day, and I was playing hide-and-seek with three boys in the village. I ran to the haystack behind Widow Wang's house in the east of the village and hid. At this time, I saw Ergouzi from the village enter Widow Wang's house. I was curious, how did he enter the widow's house and close the door? I hid in the haystack for a while, tiptoed to the window of the room behind Widow Wang, wanting to take a look inside. It was indeed the room where Widow Wang slept." Jiang Wukui said and looked at Xie Mengqi.
"What did you see? Are they getting close?" the little fox fairy asked with a smile.
"Don't interrupt! The answer has been revealed, what else is there to say?" Jiang Wukui said with a smile.
"Hehe, you really are a good storyteller. Okay, go ahead and tell your story. I won't disturb you." said the little fox fairy.
"I stood on tiptoe by the window, but couldn't see inside. I only heard Widow Wang say in a coquettish voice, 'Ergou, why are you so impatient?' But I didn't know what she meant. I thought, 'monkey'? How could there be a monkey in her room? I heard 'monkey' as 'monkey'. Don't you think it's funny?" Jiang Wukui stopped and looked at Xie Mengqi. He wanted to see Xie Mengqi's smiling face.
"Why are you looking at me? Tell me!" Xie Mengqi said.
"I couldn't see inside, so I moved a big stone to raise myself up. I stood on the stone, but I still almost saw it. The bottom of her window was sealed with a cloth strip, so I had to keep standing on tiptoe. This time I saw it. I saw Ergouzi blocking Widow Wang at the desk, facing her, turning up her clothes, putting his hands on her chest and rubbing it non-stop. I was startled and fell down. At this time, I heard a crisp sound from inside. I fell to the ground, thinking about Widow Wang's white breasts in my mind, and didn't get up. At this time, Ergouzi came out, he grabbed my collar and lifted me up." Jiang Wukui laughed.
"You bad guy, you're so young and you're already looking at women's breasts." Xie Mengqi said.
"Did Ergouzi hit you?" asked the little fox fairy.
"Er Gouzi didn't hit me. He said, 'You're not a good person, you just pretend to be a ghost to scare people!' We were so scared just now that we broke your Aunt Wang's rice jar. 'What do you say?' Er Gouzi glared at me. Then Widow Wang came out and said, 'Er Gouzi, don't scare Wu Kui. Just ask him to compensate me with a pound of rice. Rice was very important back then, and no one had enough to eat!' I said, 'Where can I get the rice?' Er Gouzi said, 'Can't you steal some from your own home?' I'm telling you, if you compensate me with rice, I'll break your legs the next time I see you! I'll also tell your father about you peeping at Aunt Wang. You see, peeping at Aunt Wang's body is not a glorious thing!' Alas, I was ignorant at the time. Logically, I should have been afraid of them, but Er Gouzi said that and I was scared to death! I agreed to Er Gouzi." Jiang Wu Kui smiled when he said this, "Was I stupid when I was a child?"
"You are stupid now!" said Xie Mengqi.
"Did you really steal the rice to give to Widow Wang?" asked the little fox fairy.
"I stole it. The next day, when there were no adults at home, I filled a bamboo tube with rice in a plastic bag. The bamboo tubes we had at that time could hold half a pound of rice. I didn't dare to fill two bamboo tubes. Besides, I didn't know how much ! After I went out, it was already mid-afternoon, and the sun was so scorching. As I walked, I remembered that I was still hungry but had to give food to Widow Wang. I felt very uncomfortable and thought about how to vent my anger. At this time, I was about to urinate, and I finally had an idea. Guess what I did?" Jiang Wukui smiled proudly.
"You don't want to pee on rice!" said the little fox fairy.
"How is that possible? You can't tell if you peed on rice?" Xie Mengqi said.
"Little Fox Fairy, you're right! I peed on the rice in the plastic bag, but after peeing, I looked at the rice and I was worried again. How am I going to report this?"
"I knew you were being stupid." Xie Mengqi said with a smile.
"I'm not stupid. I took the plastic bag to the Qingshui Ditch, washed the rice, and then found a clean big stone to dry the rice. I took it to Widow Wang's house. When she saw that I was really bringing rice, she smiled and said, Wu Kui, you silly boy, why did you really bring rice? Er Gouzi was just joking with you. Well, I'll take it now that you've brought it! Tell your aunt what you saw that day? I said, I saw it here on yours, it was white, like a steamed bun." Jiang Wu Kui stopped talking, picked up the water and took a sip.
"You pointed at Widow Wang's chest. What happened to her?" asked the little fox fairy.
"Wu Kui, have you been a hooligan since you were a kid?" Xie Mengqi's face turned red. He remembered that Jiang Wu Kui wanted to see his breasts last night.
"I was a little naive back then. What was I doing playing a hooligan?"
"That's right, it's not considered as a hooligan, just continue." The little fox fairy was really listening with gusto.
"Widow Wang looked at her chest and said, what else did you see? I also saw Wang Ergou's hand rubbing you there. When I said this, Widow Wang asked, did you tell anyone else? I said, I didn't dare to say it. She smiled and said, did you really see me here? As she said that, she turned up her clothes, took my hand and pressed it there, rubbed it, and said, Ergou rubbed it like this, didn't he? I said yes. Widow Wang smiled, she put my hand down and said, okay, Wu Kui, you have rubbed it too, don't tell anyone, otherwise your hand will be chopped off. I looked at her and asked, who chopped off my hand? She smiled and said, you touched my aunt's here, and if the villagers knew about it, anyone would chop off your hand, do you understand? I was really scared by her. Until now, I haven't told anyone in the village." Jiang Wukui smiled when he said this, "I finally said it out, and I won't be depressed by this matter in the future."
"Jiang Wukui, I didn't expect you to learn bad things at such a young age and touch a woman's breast." The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi and smiled.
