Chapter 53
The blow came faster than expected. Just as I turned around, a huge cross made of white light fell from the sky and nailed me on the head with incredible accuracy.
"Ping!" A dull explosion sounded in the woods.
Miss! A red system prompt appeared in the lower left corner of my vision. I sneered, but after seeing the attacker who spoke bird language so beautifully, I was stunned for a moment. This guy who threw things from behind was so handsome!
With soft, thick waist-length hair, a charming figure, fair and healthy skin, and delicate and beautiful facial features, this girl, wearing a high-ranking magician's robe and holding a "big dictionary", looked like a crystal doll. She was even more beautiful than A Zi and the princess. What made me stare at her was that behind her, there was actually a pair of wings made of light that were slowly disappearing.
Oh my god! Did I meet an angel? Or a magician with wings?
At the moment I lost consciousness, the girl was also stunned for a moment. She didn't expect that her skill, which had always worked in the past, would miss. But soon, that soft little hand was aimed at me again. This angel, who was so beautiful, obviously attributed the previous mistake to an accident. I guess she was determined to nail me up and dry me into a dried squid.
The first time I got hit, it was an accident. The second time, it was a fool. Of course, I didn't faint to the point of standing there stupidly and being hit twice. I was stunned for a while before I came to my senses. I look at those very pleasing faces all day long, so it's hard not to have a high immunity to beauties.
So as soon as the little hand over there moved, the assassin here began to sneak. Of course, according to international practice, a quick identification is necessary before disappearing. Hmm, "Winged Magician" is rare, how can I not get to know him well...
The result of the appraisal soon appeared in the field of vision. It was a very beautiful cursive English text, and the name of this level 37 "winged beauty" was clearly written in the place of her name: Vivian.
Haha, Vivian? I ran while looking at the character information that was obviously suitable for foreigners to read. I really didn't expect that this girl who looks like a classical Chinese beauty in front of me is unexpectedly an "imported product". It's interesting.
The light feathers that had disappeared behind me reappeared. With a slight wave of the bright "chicken wings", I went into stealth with my front foot, and a white cross fell where my back foot stood. This time Miss Vivian did not recite the strange bird language, so the cross was nailed with first-rate speed, stable landing point, and the hit rate was less than or equal to zero.
Seeing that the imagined "thief crucifix" did not appear on the cross, this mage, who had a lot of experience in "anti-pickpocketing", immediately and cleverly added a tsunami and a hurricane barrier. To be honest, her idea and approach were correct, but unfortunately, I met an assassin in thief's clothes. Although invisibility and stealth are very similar, the actual effects are very different. Using the method of anti-in-situ invisibility to search for the assassin who has already sneaked away, the result is imaginable.
After the spell effect wore off, the imported beauty finally realized something was wrong. Judging from the clothes, the red name should be a thief, but the area-based spells that always worked against invisibility were ineffective. Could it be that the thief had gone offline? That wasn't right either. If she forced to quit during a battle, the game character would be stuck for a few seconds. Usually, this time was enough for her to shoot, but she didn't see any "zombies" in front of her.
She had never thought that the purple-red guy was a "wolf in sheep's clothing", so her smart little head was a little dizzy. The current situation, in Miss Vivian's opinion, could only be described as weird, and it did not conform to the rules of the game she knew.
Of course I had no idea how this beauty felt at the moment. When Miss Vivian was “doing great things”, I was almost sneaking up behind her. As soon as she finished her spell, I also stood still.
Hehehe, what a good opportunity! Since the beauty has revealed such a charming back, should Yan be polite? The assassin, who was secretly happy, immediately began to shoot the theft technique crazily.
One, two, three, four, five, it was a very hard steal. It seemed that this Miss was a bit unlucky today. It was not until the fifth time that the system prompt indicating that the theft had failed appeared in the corner of my eye.
Vivian was startled by the system prompt. She probably couldn't understand Chinese. She was a little confused for a long time and then looked around. She turned around and found a handsome and red thief standing behind her. The "Magic Flag" system was really realistic. That pretty face that made people sigh was less than two feet away from me. At this distance, I could even see the frightened expression on her face.
Seeing a thief standing behind her who appeared out of nowhere, and thinking about the system prompt that she also had no idea what it meant, the clever Miss Vivian only thought for five seconds before starting to check her backpack. Then, a scream that almost made me deaf suddenly rang out.
The assassin, who had already turned around and was about to sneak away, staggered when stimulated by the soprano voice, and the stealth spell he had just cast failed because of his excessive movement. It seems that mages, especially female mages, are definitely the natural enemies of us thieves. Their anti-stealth ability is really strong.
Boom! Before Yan Assassin could finish his sigh, a "root carving" shining with blue light hit the back of my head firmly. I looked back in shock, and accompanied by a fierce "bird cry", there were a few more painless blows.
"You..." The beauty in front of me is a little crazy now. The magician didn't cast magic but imitated the posture of the Thirteen Stick Monks of Shaolin. The roaring and haha made me laugh and cry. It is quite rare to see the use of War Melody in this way.
"Swindler! You indulge in corrupt practices." Vivian saw me turn around and threw four white roses at me. Her face was red with anger and her "bird talk" was as intense as a yellow oriole, which made me wonder if she had just stolen some "limited to 100" luxury items. Anyway, this beautiful lady's stick skills were the same, so I simply started to check my backpack while "massaging my whole body".
After a quick check, I found no stockings, no fancy vests, and no "special items" with lace trims. In short, I didn't find anything related to women's items. What was it that made the beautiful Victorian girl excitedly call me a liar and cheater? I had too many weird things picked up from Devil's Island, so I had to spread my hands to the beautiful woman who was about to smoke, saying that I was "pure" and didn't steal any "prohibited" items.
"Book! My book!" Vivian actually understood my gestures. Haha, my ability to express myself is pretty good. Hmm? Her book? What book? This one, I think? I picked up a leather-covered "dictionary" from my backpack. It was one foot square and two inches thick. I was wondering why she looked a little weird. It turned out that she had changed her weapon. When she awarded me the cross just now, she didn't use a staff.
This thing looks big, but it's not heavy in the hand. There's a silver cross embedded in the brown leather cover , and the thorns and vines on the corners are faintly shining with white holy light. I used the identification technique and the result was another beautiful, neat, flowery bird-shaped article that I, Mr. Yan, could hardly understand.
"Miss." I raised the dictionary in my hand and signaled to Miss Vivian. "Your book?"
"Yes!" Miss Vivian stretched out her plump, white hand very confidently, as if I would return the book to her as a matter of course. This "international friend" is really direct.
"Thanks!" I gave her a big smile, and with a trembling hand, I put the bird language dictionary back into my backpack. Things that have fallen into the hands of thieves are not so easy to get back. Although the other party is a beautiful woman, I, Yan, have an owner. One of my wife's additional functions is that she is immune to beauty.
"I am a thief, dear Miss Vivian. Since your book appeared in my backpack, then according to international practice, your correct approach should be to grit your teeth and provide the police with my physical characteristics. Do you understand?" I explained gently to the beautiful woman with a face full of question marks. I said this sentence in standard Yan English, but in order to ensure that the author is not drowned by the readers' saliva, it is automatically translated into simplified Chinese.
Well, it seems that I speak Yan's bird language very well. The beautiful Wei in front of me "only" took more than five minutes to understand the general meaning of this sentence. Then, a series of spells followed.
"Beauty!" Damn, how do you say this word in bird language? I dodged the tsunami but was surrounded by the smell of meat burning in the sea of fire. I hid and pointed behind the beautiful female mage, "Look, look behind! Beauty! Look behind! Look..."
The angry beautiful mage didn't "cooperate" until her magic power was exhausted before she glanced back. After just one glance, our extremely smart Miss Vivian decisively and resolutely started to run away. Behind her, there were more than 20 men who looked very familiar. Their "gentle" eyes would definitely make everyone run away. These guys seemed to have played Jesus Christ on the cross issued by a beautiful woman.
The scene in front of me was very common, but I had no intention of playing the hero who saved the beauty. I guess the reason these people "took the dictionary off the shelves" must be related to the dictionary I took away. Judging from Miss Vivian's excitement just now, no matter how much Yan tried to save the beauty now, it might not make up for the emotional trauma of the girl. Therefore, the assassin with a red glow immediately and wisely went into stealth and ran away.
As soon as I sneaked into the woods, snap! The alliance war ribbon suddenly popped out from my left arm. I was stunned. This thing only appears when the two sides of the alliance war are close to a certain distance? When I looked up, I heard the thunderous sound of hooves. A team of almost 40 or 50 Divine Power Prison Knights came towards me, giving the assassin no time to dodge. Just when I thought it was going to be bad, this team passed me by. There were so many golden and red ribbons on the horses, but not a single one hit the invisible blue ribbon assassin. I was so lucky that I almost thought I had revealed myself. Out of curiosity, the assassin who had survived under the hoof did not retreat immediately, but carefully hid behind a bush. Watching the fun seemed to be one of the bad habits of thieves.
This team of people from the Shenwei Prison were obviously from Miss Vivian's group. After they rushed into the crowd, they started to fight left and right. Except for the slightly embarrassed beautiful Vivian and a few lucky ones who ran away with the movement scrolls, the others couldn't even last two rounds. The big brothers from the Shenwei Prison were very efficient, especially the broken axe that was so eye-catching when swung that it made my right eyelid twitch.
After the area was cleared, the beautiful Miss Vivian excitedly threw herself into the arms of the owner of the broken axe. This strong man was not only the leader of this team of knights, but also the only one who was not riding a horse - he was riding a large skateboard.
With a muscular body over two meters tall and standing on a floating "land" turtle, his height is almost the same as the knight on a warhorse beside him. If it weren't for Vivian's beautiful woman throwing herself into his arms, which was actually more like a beauty hitting her head against a wall, I would not have noticed his novel "mount".
It was too far away, so I couldn't identify him or see his face clearly, but the thing on his back looked so familiar. I had just seen this thing a day ago. Humph, it was a striking axe with a golden and red ribbon on his arm. No need to guess, the muscular man in the arms of this beauty was 100% the Berserker leader who was so majestic and fought with me yesterday.
Enemies often meet on a narrow road. Looking at the imported beauty's petite appearance, the relationship between the two must be unusual. At this time, Zero Degree Boiling Point seemed to have listened to Vivian's "confession". He thought for a while and began to release pigeons intermittently. It was obvious that the leader of the Cross was contacting friends. As luck would have it, one of the pigeons fluttered twice and flew straight to the bush where I was hiding.
Damn it! That pigeon either wanted to hit a tree to commit suicide or was coming for me. But no matter whether it was committing suicide or delivering a message, it was bound to expose my hiding place. Now, let’s not talk about why Zero Degree Boiling Point wanted to find me for the time being. But if the beautiful woman in his arms knew that someone was still hiding here “spying”, God knows how she would react. It’s not like we could just laugh it off, right? It would be strange if she didn’t let her husband kill me…
The pigeon with a strange flying route has attracted the attention of everyone outside. The Cross Leader waved his hand and five Mighty Knights immediately chased the pigeon and searched over.
"My love says to you!" After taking a quick glance at the wedding ring, I hurriedly activated the Star Beacon. Then, as the assassin in the bushes fled, the people outside the woods looked at the pigeon in confusion, which seemed to be about to commit suicide by hitting a tree, and then strangely drew a big arc and flew into the distant sky.
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I remember that GM001, who tasted a bundle of bombs from me, once warned me that the danger of using the Star Beacon was the same as that of the directional movement scroll, which was the unpredictability of the target coordinates. Today, I finally experienced it - according to the coordinates given by the wedding ring, I plunged into the pile of "monsters".
In fact, the coordinates given by the wedding ring are indeed the princess's, but they are the princess's coordinates fifteen seconds ago, because the entire transmission process of the Star Beacon took fifteen seconds. But in these short fifteen seconds, the assassin who wanted to hug his wife enthusiastically hugged Mr. Madman's mace. Seeing the "idiot" who came to the door, the dedicated NPC didn't care how I appeared at all, and hit me on the head with a very standard posture.
Bang! Miss! I survived a disaster. The assassin, sweating all over, took a deep breath and jumped back. Before I landed, a flying bomb blew me back. Amid screams, the continuous and fierce attacks came from "friendly fire".
First there was the tsunami wind wall and a volley of arrows, and the unlucky demon and I were turned into . Then came the princess, Big Brother Yun and Qing, the two of them and their pet's charge, and both the monster and I were knocked into the Qiankun Bafang flashing with purple lightning. The dedicated demon couldn't stand it and lay on the ground, unable to get up. So, the most unacceptable last blow almost fell on the more tenacious assassin. Looking at the giant metal fist in front of me that was getting bigger and bigger, I gritted my teeth before I passed out. Cat, you definitely did it on purpose.
When the health value dropped to 2, it finally stopped. I almost went to have a chat with the prison boss of Ridpath. This time, it was not just bad luck. There was not a single miss in so many attacks. All hits. The last attack of the cat was a critical hit. Oh my god! Did this group of people come back from the United States? They learned the traditional "misfire" of the US military thoroughly.
Hehe! Seriously injured, I haven't entered this mode for a long time. In this mode, the character has no vision, no sense of touch, and cannot move. Only hearing and status values are displayed. Of course, there is also a forced offline button, but it is 2%, which I will never consider.
"Is he still alive?" The cat Yan Assassin gritted his teeth secretly.
"If it doesn't disappear, then it means it's seriously injured. I think it will heal if I give it a bottle of medicine." The voice of A Zi. Uh-huh, don't just say you won't practice, give it a bottle.
“A recovery spell would be almost the same, but…” This is the fairy cat. Whenever she fails, I get cold all over. “What a good opportunity… oh hehehe…”
Along with the fairy cat's signature laugh, several people seemed to be standing over there. What were they going to do?
"Isn't this a bad idea?" The eldest sister-in-law's voice came, huh? What's wrong? It's a conspiracy.
"Well, why not? This kid has kept it a secret from us for so long..." This is the deputy regiment commander whose name sounds like water grass.
"Shh, we can't let Brother Yan know that we are painting..." Ye Liuli spoke in this way? Alarm bells went off in my heart. Painting?
"Okay, take a screenshot, take a screenshot..." After a while, the cat's cheerful voice came, "Princess sister, I'll give it back to you. We'll leave first..."
"Okay, haha." The princess' voice was very close, probably right next to me. As soon as she finished speaking, my health began to recover. Well, my wife is still the best.
My health exceeded the red warning line, and the colors in my vision gradually became richer. The princess's pretty face was right above me. From this angle, well, my head should be resting on her kneeling legs.
"Honey, I'm so touched!" I moved my head, trying to change to a more comfortable position.
"Touched? Then do you want Qing and I to bump into you again?" The princess chuckled and tapped my nose with her right index finger. "Wake up, silly boy. Haven't you taken advantage of me enough?"
Grabbing the princess' fingers, I gave an awkward giggle, stretched my limbs, and jumped up from the ground.
"Huh? Why is it so quiet? Where are those people who enjoyed beating me up just now?" I looked around while drinking the medicine. The valley that looked like a vegetable market just now, now there are only me and the princess left.
"Back to the city." The princess looked at the assassin with amusement, holding a medicine bottle in his left hand and a dagger in his right hand, spinning around looking for someone to avenge. "Here! Here's your commemorative photo!"
"My face..." Looking at the horrible face in the screenshot, I gritted my teeth and put away my weapon. These bastards used my face as a canvas: "The monk can escape but the temple cannot. We will just wait and see."
"Okay, let's go back too." The princess, in a very happy mood, handed me a scroll to return to the city.
"It's so luxurious. It won't take long to run back." I looked at the coordinates and it seemed that it was not far from the Rose Garden. The scroll of returning to the city was not cheap.
"I became a talisman maker." The princess said casually. A talisman maker is a third-level life profession. It is good at making various scrolls. It requires a master alchemist and a chef. The advanced item is the best cinnabar.
"What? You've mastered it? But didn't you want to become a wizard?" I looked at the princess in surprise. How did she master it? So quickly?
"If you had a crystal skull, I would immediately be a wizard." Gently, another bombshell.
"..." Dangdangdang, Yan's jaw almost dropped to the ground. How could this be possible! Master alchemist, master tailor, master chef, I can't use that chip. She said, "What about the carpenter and candle maker?"
"I'm practicing."
There are so many unexpected things about this wife.
The assassin, who was a little confused, unfolded the scroll with the princess, but before they could start, a brightly colored system announcement appeared before their eyes like a firework.
"System announcement: The treasures of the world belong to those with virtue."
"The holy weapon - 'Wisdom Sword Canglang' was born, coordinates: 13875, 33240."
"Time for the treasure fight: 60 minutes. Deadline: 2:52."
"During the scramble period, within a 50-meter radius of the treasure, the player's experience points and seniority points will not change due to death, and personal belongings will not be dropped due to positive or negative seniority points."
