Chapter 527 Roast the Sheep
Marinford, Marshal's Office.
A man wearing frog-shaped glasses, with a long beard tied into a braid on his chin and a seagull on his head, was browsing the information in his hands one by one.
After reading the information in his hand, the man sighed and casually stuffed the information into the mouth of the goat beside him. The goat was not picky and swallowed the information after chewing it.
"Garp, the sea is in chaos again."
The highest leader of the Navy, Marshal Sengoku, known as the "Buddha of Sengoku", couldn't help but sigh to his good friend, Vice Admiral Garp.
However, the only answer he got was the snoring sound, and as expected, Karp fell asleep again.
Monkey D. Garp, a legendary figure in the navy, has been chasing the Pirate King Roger. He is known as "Iron Fist Garp" and "Hero of the Navy".
Although he has the strength of an admiral, Garp did not want to completely submit to the World Government, so he refused the opportunity to be promoted to admiral many times more than 20 years ago.
To this day, this naval hero is still a lieutenant admiral.
Of course, as King Luffy's grandfather, Garp is naturally a funny old man. He will fall asleep in the middle of doing things and can even fall asleep while eating. He has a sleep quality that young people can hardly achieve.
"asshole!"
Seeing that Garp didn't listen to him at all and fell asleep again, Sengoku gritted his teeth, and after a few seconds, he finally suppressed the urge to punch Garp away.
Forget it, it’s not like he doesn’t know the character of old man Garp. It’s not worth getting angry for this guy. He should find time to discuss it with Xiaohe.
Just as Zhan Guo was thinking this, the door of the marshal's office suddenly opened from the outside, and a kind-looking old lady walked in.
Seeing the newcomer, Zhan Guo's face lit up with joy: "Xiao He, you've come just in time. I have something to discuss with you."
Tsuru, a female vice admiral and chief of staff of the Navy Headquarters, is well versed in various figures on the ocean and is an indispensable presence to the Navy's top brass.
Although she is an old lady, she looks exactly like a normal old lady, which is extremely rare in the world of pirates.
After all, in the world of One Piece, old women and young women are almost two species, and the saying that time never defeats beauty simply does not apply in the world of pirates.
Many women who were beautiful when they were young turn into fat old women when they get old.
Of course, it is also possible that appearance reflects the heart. After all, most ugly old ladies are pirates, but Chief of Staff Crane is a navy.
Facing Zhan Guo's surprise, Staff Officer He seemed a little serious. She came to Zhan Guo and said in a deep voice : "There is a problem. It is at the entrance of the Navy Headquarters."
Hearing this, Zhan Guo's face condensed: "Is it the same problem as the Golden Lion before?"
Zhan Guo couldn't help but think so. After all, there were basically not many people who could make Chief of Staff He so serious.
However, to Zhan Guo's surprise, Staff Officer He shook his head and said, "I don't know that person. He seems to have eaten a special devil fruit, but he doesn't seem to have eaten it. His ability is invisible and intangible, and he is hard to defend against. Even domineering cannot stop it."
"Don't you even know Xiao He?"
Zhan Guo was surprised. There was hardly any strong person in this sea that Chief of Staff He didn't know about. If there really was one, it only meant that the strong person was very patient.
There had been no news for such a long time, but when there was news, it was a big news, and it actually went straight to the Navy Headquarters!
After a moment of silence, Zhan Guo slapped the table and stood up: "Let's go!"
After walking out of the door, Sengoku suddenly turned back, punched Garp to the ground, and then dragged Garp out.
I almost forgot about this bastard. Although Garp has an idiotic personality, his strength is not fake.
By the time Sengoku walked up to the wall of the Marine Headquarters, the marines were already kneeling on the ground outside the Marine Headquarters, and visible negative emotions were revealed on their faces.
In addition to ordinary soldiers, the kneeling navy officers also included officers wearing cloaks.
These officers and naval officers are the backbone of the navy, but at this moment, they are no different from ordinary soldiers.
Among this group of kneeling sailors, there was only one person standing. That person was not wearing a navy uniform. Even an idiot could see that he was the culprit.
"The intruder... I don't recognize him as expected."
Zhan Guo carefully looked at the face of the standing person and confirmed that the face was indeed a strange face. There was no image of that face in his memory at all.
"Huh? Is that guy the intruder? He doesn't look like a bad guy."
Garp, who was already awake, poked his little finger into his nostrils and tickled them, then wiped it on Sengoku's cloak of justice.
"Garp! You bastard!"
Sengoku punched Garp to the ground. He took two breaths angrily and then said, "But what you said is not wrong. That kid didn't hurt anyone. All the soldiers were unharmed. It's just a bit embarrassing."
"But it's the Navy that's embarrassed after all. Arrogant little guys are never very likable. Let's subdue him first, and then ask him what he wants to do."
Staff Officer Crane nodded in agreement and said, "I thought so too, so I have called Kuzan. Currently, only he and Sakaski are stationed at the Navy Headquarters, and he is more suitable for handling this kind of thing."
"You are indeed the most thoughtful one, aren't you, Xiao He?"
Meanwhile, on the other side.
Xia Yu also saw the three old guys standing on the city wall. These three old men could be said to be an indispensable force in the navy. He did not directly attack the navy headquarters in order to lure them out.
After all, when the younger ones are beaten, the older ones will come, and nothing will change no matter where you are.
However, the three admirals of the navy that he was familiar with did not show up, and he didn't know if they were temporarily not at the navy headquarters. But it didn't matter whether they were there or not, it would just be a few more people kneeling anyway.
Thinking of this, Xia Yu strode towards Zhan Guo and the others.
His action also surprised Zhan Guo and others a little. After all, his previous actions also showed that he had no hatred towards the navy.
But before he had taken a few steps, a chill suddenly hit him.
"Hey, could you please stop for a moment, young man? I don't really want to do it."
Along with the cold air came a man with an afro, a lazy look on his face, and an eye mask on his head.
"I was just taking a nap, and suddenly..."
Before the man finished speaking, he suddenly stopped, knelt on all fours, and looked depressed: "I shouldn't be living in this world. A lazy person like me will only waste food. If there is a next life, I hope I can become a seal."
Hearing this, Xia Yu, who was about to leave, stopped and looked at the depressed Aokiji with a strange expression: "Becoming a seal? This is not a negative thought of yours, but a real thought."
After all, seals can lie on rocks and sleep every day, which is very suitable for lazy people like Aokiji.
But Aokiji, with a dejected look on his face, obviously would not answer. However, Xia Yu did not expect the other party to answer. He just couldn't help but complain.
The general Aokiji who arrived fell to the ground before he could do anything. This scene shocked Sengoku and others.
"How is this possible? He's a navy admiral! How could he be hit in an instant? The strength of this brat is a little too terrifying."
"It seems that the other party has bad intentions. They came here to give our navy such a big show of power."
"Wait, this fiery breath is... Sakaski, don't go!"
Before Xia Yu could walk far, hot air suddenly appeared, which was opposite to the cold air.
Akainu, who had already learned the whole story, saw Aokiji lose instantly, and without any hesitation, he attacked with his lava fist.
"The dog bites red..."
Snap!
"I am such a loser. I have become an admiral of the navy, but I have not wiped out all the pirates. I am just wasting air while I am alive. I feel so sorry for my colleagues who believed in me."
Akainu fell to the ground without any surprise. When Xia Yu walked in front of Zhan Guo, Zhan Guo was still shocked to the point of speechlessness.
"If you are still not awake, I will make you look foolish in front of all the navy." Xia Yu's sinister voice suddenly sounded.
"Can you give me a reason why you want to embarrass the navy here, or humiliate them?"
The gap in strength was too great, and two of the three generals fell to the ground without any chance to fight back. These three old guys were definitely not able to stop the man on the opposite side.
Therefore, Zhan Guo already knew that the possibility of subduing the opponent was zero, but he still wanted to know why the opponent wanted to attack their navy.
Why, just out of curiosity.
"It's a long story, but I won't go into details because it's too long."
If I didn't know I couldn't beat you, I would have transformed into a giant Buddha and taken this picture!
Sengoku took a few deep breaths. He could even tolerate Garp, so these irritating words were not a problem at all.
"Can you please make it short? Even just one sentence will do."
"Can."
Xia Yu suddenly showed a sly smile: "The reason is just for fun."
“…”
Take a deep breath, take a deep breath. If you can't beat the guy opposite you, you will lose face, and you will lose face in front of Garp.
After consoling himself for a few sentences, Zhan Guo showed a stiff smile: "Then can you please not let these marines kneel? After all, the marines of the Marine Headquarters are the face of the Navy as an organization. Kneeling will affect their image."
"Stop talking."
As the words fell, the sailors who were originally completely shrouded in negative emotions suddenly stood up with a confused look on their faces, and then their faces flushed.
Although the actions just now were somewhat involuntary, the memory will not disappear, and they have recalled their actions just now.
"Death, evil little devil!"
But obviously, not everyone could accept it calmly. Akainu suddenly attacked with a flushed face, but before he got close, the familiar sound of kneeling was rang out again.
"I really don't know what I can do. I've already lost face once, but I'm still thinking..."
"Don't look at me. He asked for it."
Xia Yu shrugged and threw away the blame that was put on him, then walked towards the Marshal's office while Zhan Guo and others looked upset.
He neither showed any hostility nor proved himself with his strength, so he was able to communicate with these people on an equal footing, even though there was a big age gap between them.
Office of the Admiral of the Navy.
"What? You said the Great Pirate Era is about to end?"
In front of the Marshal's desk, Zhan Guo slammed the table so hard that cracks appeared on it, but he ignored it and stared at Xia Yu with burning eyes.
"That's right, the Great Pirate Era is about to end. I came to the navy to ask you to inform all civilians and maintain order at the same time." Xia Yu replied calmly.
Although in this world, not all navy officers fight for justice, and there are scums in the navy who cooperate with pirates to plunder civilians, the vast majority of navy officers have a heart of justice.
After all, in this era of great pirates, choosing to join the navy instead of becoming a pirate is enough to prove yourself.
No matter what, the navy will protect civilians and is an organization that maintains order. In a world full of bad things, you can only find one that is not so bad.
"The end of the Great Pirate Era?"
Staff Officer He muttered something. She did not doubt the truthfulness of Xia Yu's words. After all, with the other party's strange ability, it was really possible to say that he could end the great pirate era.
"What do you want?"
Staff Officer He looked at Xia Yu and asked, the other party was not the navy, but at this moment the other party was willing to help their navy, so he must be asking for something.
"Grandma He is still smart!"
Xia Yu clapped his hands, his mouth curled up high: "If you can fulfill my two wishes, I will help you. I don't even care about the Four Emperors. This is enough to show my sincerity."
"Two wishes?"
Staff Officer Tsuru thought for a few seconds, exchanged glances with Sengoku, nodded and said, "Okay, but the wish cannot go against our original intentions, such as making us become pirates or something."
At this point, Chief of Staff Crane smiled slightly and said, "But I believe you are a good kid and you will definitely not do something that only pirates would do."
The kind tone and benevolent face made Staff Officer He look like an ordinary old grandmother at this moment.
Of course, if you really think of Staff Officer Tsuru as a kind old grandmother, you would be totally wrong. Anyone who can become a naval think tank is not an ordinary person.
"That's not necessarily true, huh?"
Under the nervous gaze of Zhan Guo and others, Xia Yu suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at the goat on Zhan Guo's table.
"I want to eat a whole roasted lamb. Roast this lamb for me. This is the first one."
"Roasted Lamb?"
Zhan Guo stared at his goat in a daze, his expression so confused that he wondered if he had heard it wrong.
Can this be called a wish?
"Why, no?"
“Yes…yes!”
Zhan Guo's expression was distorted. He had already prepared himself mentally, but the other party's first wish was just to roast his goat?
Although this goat has been with him for some time, it is nothing compared to ending the Great Pirate Era.
"Okay, I'll have someone take it down and roast it right away!"
Seeing that Xia Yu didn't seem to have any intention of going back on his word, Zhan Guo hurriedly asked someone to take the goat to the kitchen, and then served it as a whole roasted lamb.
Suddenly, Zhan Guo suddenly hoped that the second wish would be a little more difficult, at least a little more difficult than roasting a goat, otherwise he would feel sorry for those pirates.
If those pirates knew that their value was equivalent to a roasted lamb, they would probably die of humiliation.
"As for my second wish, I want all of Garp's senbei."
Cap: (·д·)
How does it have anything to do with me? I was just watching the show from the sidelines.
But before Garp could react, Sengoku suddenly rushed forward and punched Garp to the ground, then straightened his clothes and said, "Okay, I will agree to this wish on Garp's behalf. Don't worry about Garp, his opinion is not important."
Karp: ???
