Chapter 526 Erza, I am your uncle Kira!
The sudden appearance of the figure surprised both Kira and Irene who were facing each other.
Irene was surprised by the dragon's breath coming from Selene, but Kira...
"You still remember to come? Where have you been for so long? Didn't you say you would hold her back? And now it's been a month and you've only just shown up!!"
The first time Kira saw Selene, he was immediately furious and started to scold her: "Where is the diplomacy you promised to have with your girlfriends? Where is the promise to take her shopping and let her indulge in clothes, bags and cosmetics? Why do I feel like you look like you've been soaking in a hot spring for a month?!"
"Are you talking about this? I did soak in the hot spring for a month!" Selene was not ashamed at all. Instead, she was very proud. She even held her head high and showed off her smooth and white neck.
Ever since she discovered traces of Acnorolia in her hometown and returned to Aslant without stopping, Selene has never returned.
Until she came to the Albares Empire and fell into a penniless and embarrassing situation, she had no choice but to return to her home nest, Eleanor Tina. As a result, she unexpectedly found that nothing had happened at home, so she sent her men to repair it and then enjoyed it.
Of course, she did come back during that period, she just came back to eat.
Since going to Ishgar, Selene found that she liked human food more and more, so after enjoying the hot spring bath, she ran back to Aslant and won the championship of the "Big Eater Competition" in a nearby town. At the same time, she accidentally appeared in the food column of the imperial newspaper.
Then... Selene went back to take a bath, drink wine and admire the moon.
This state continued until a few days ago. After a full meal, Selene suddenly remembered Irene, so she leisurely returned. On the way, she met Erza and others. When she learned that they were looking for Kira's whereabouts, she kindly showed them the way.
With several people going to support Kira, Selene was completely relieved. She ran back to Eleanor for the third time, took a bath, watched the moon, drank wine, and made herself comfortable and refreshed before coming back to gather.
After listening to Selene's experience during this period, Kira didn't know what to say. They were a team a month ago, and they agreed to work together to do great things and make a fortune, but this month, he was the only one who was working hard to make money and go undercover to carry out the plan.
On the other hand, Urrutia spends money like water, doing skin care and shopping every day, like an abominable spendthrift woman; Selene takes a hot spring bath whenever she has free time, just like Shizuka who takes a bath whenever she has time. The most important thing is that they don’t even take me with them when they enjoy themselves!!
"You're living such a comfortable life..." Kira gnashed his teeth in anger.
"Alright, alright... the war hasn't started yet. It's not too late to start executing the plan now!"
She didn't care about Kira's accusation, just glanced at him casually, then turned to look at Irene on the other side, the corners of her mouth slowly raised, revealing an elegant smile, and said: "Do you want to be friends with me?"
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Irene: This woman... No, is this female dragon not very smart?
Kira: Yes!
I don’t know if it’s because she has been living in seclusion for so many years and lacks communication with normal humans, but Selene sometimes appears to be ignorant of human affairs when interacting with others.
Fortunately, Kira didn't communicate much with her, so she wasn't infected. In fact, Selene rarely communicated with anyone, even her own son Kurnuki.
Drinking wine under the moon, soaking in hot springs, eating, sleeping, and having fun, this is almost all her life content. Even the "Dragon Killing Plan" of killing the five divine dragons that she often mentioned, she actually didn't take it very seriously.
Over the past few hundred years, the dragons that migrated to Kiltina, including her, have been constantly fighting with the humans of the northern continent. They have been killing each other for many years and the hatred is deep-rooted.
As a peace-loving and quiet dragon, Selene hated from the bottom of her heart this kind of world where humans and dragons fought and killed each other for past hatreds and the pleasure of destroying lives. She also hated the five divine dragons who created the war. That was why she planned to destroy the dragons and moved to Eleanor.
Because there are white mages who can clear magic power, and there is also a training system called "spiritual arts" which is completely different from magic.
Erin choked up after hearing what Selene said.
Who would ask someone a question like "Would you like to be my friend?" If you want to make friends, shouldn't you say "Can you be my friend?"? Could it be that during the four hundred years that I was transformed into a dragon, I was completely out of touch with the times? No! I've already made up for twenty years!
Irene shook her head to get rid of the messy thoughts: "Sorry! I'm not interested in making friends!"
"Really? What a pity!" Selene nodded, retracted her gaze, and did not continue to pester her. "Since you don't want to, forget it. I won't force you."
Then, she looked at Kira and said, "Okay, now that 'Bestie Diplomacy' has failed, you guys can continue. Do you need me to change the venue for you?"
Change the venue? Are you going to take us to your hot spring for a candid showdown? I don't mind that.
After being interrupted by Selene, Irene and Kira lost the will to continue, but it was mainly because at this time, unimportant people had already started to rush over here.
It was just after dark at this time and the nightlife in the town had just begun.
Because the heat of the "food competition" held today has not yet faded, there are still many people from nearby towns and residents who come out to stroll and eat supper on the street. In addition, Irene caused a minor earthquake before, and many people ran out of their houses to avoid being injured by the next aftershock.
Along with the messy footsteps, several noisy voices were getting closer and closer.
"The noise just now seemed to come from the front! Let's go over and take a look!!"
"Let's not do it, shall we? It feels very dangerous around there..."
"Then I'll go by myself. You go home first and I'll investigate."
"What are you investigating?"
"Just now I seemed to see two suspicious men in black heading over there. Maybe they are related to the earthquake."
There are more and more similar voices, and one can tell at a glance that they are a group of adventurers or detectives who have no strength and love to commit suicide.
Men in black... Where are the men in black?
Kira frowned, looking confused, wondering if he had walked into the wrong set again. Shouldn't that be the scene from Conan? There was no black clothing here...
Suddenly, his eyes fell on his and Irene's clothes.
hiss--!!
Could those people be talking about me and Irene? ? Such gorgeous and noble clothes are actually called "men in black"? ! (Although it is indeed black) Are those people blind or have their brains broken?
When I think about the fact that I am still Irene's subordinate, doesn't that mean...
"Oh no, I've become vodka!"
Just as Kira was daydreaming, several familiar magical forces gradually approached.
"Is it Erza and the others?"
“Kira——!!”
Harpy and the cat took the lead and fell from the sky, and the others followed them and ran over, "What happened?"
When they got closer, they found that the place was in a mess. The most conspicuous thing was the ground that had collapsed beyond recognition. Scattered stones of varying sizes could be seen everywhere. Then there was the black soil that was obviously left after being burned by a powerful flame. At this moment, there was a faint smell of burning. Not far away, several roadside stones were cut in half and fell to the ground.
There were two strong magical auras in the air. Even if they were just the remnants of magic, their amount was astonishing enough.
Then, everyone's eyes fell on Irene at the same time, and they were stunned.
“Huh?!”
“This person…”
"Just like Erza!"
“The taste is very similar…”
Hey, hey, hey...the smell or something...I want to smell it too!
For the first time, Kira felt that the Dragon Slayer's keen nose had its advantages.
"Erusa, she is...?"
"I don't know him! I've never seen him before!"
Compared to the nervousness and curiosity shown by others at the moment, Erza seemed much calmer, although her heart was not as calm as her face showed.
Could this person be...
At this moment, Kira suddenly walked up to Erza and patted her on the shoulder, then pointed at Irene and said, "Look! That's your mother!"
Erza frowned when she heard this: "Mom? ? Humph! The only person I can call my parent is the president!"
"And then, Erza..."
Kira suddenly changed his tone, looked at Erza's face pretending to be calm, and said seriously, "Actually, I am your mother's brother, which means I am your uncle!"
"...Huh?" Erza was stunned.
