Chapter 5
Outside, my sister Ah Zi, who looked rather embarrassed, was sitting on the ground. My eldest sister-in-law was applying medicine to her wounds. She herself was also slowly recovering with the unique Taoist Qi therapy. Sister Yan Yu didn't know that there was a guest in my room, and she rushed in as usual. She was defenseless and didn't even use the most basic Gang Qi to protect her body. I didn't expect to be attacked at all, because I usually knew it was her at a glance and never fought back.
There is another thing that she and I both know, that for a thief of my level, the first attack of other professions is ineffective against me except for the elven archer.
Today is obviously not a good day to visit friends and relatives. There are three guests. One has turned into a statue and is posing over there , while the two ladies here are performing perfect battlefield first aid.
"You little bastard, ouch..." As soon as A Zi saw me coming out, she couldn't help but jumped up from the ground. Although she cried out in pain, she finally stood still.
"Oh, it's worthy of being the Haoran Taoist uniform with defense +2. It can withstand the attack of the level 43 knight easily and happily without using any internal energy. What a great thing." I deliberately ignored her injuries and mocked her in a roundabout way.
"Hey, are you saying it's strange that I'm not dead? Mr. Yanyan?" A Zi's eyes narrowed dangerously, and the faint golden light in her hand was the gathering force phenomenon of her special stunt fairy energy.
"How could that be possible? How could a lovelorn brother like you curse the sister who cares about him so much?" I deliberately emphasized the word 'lovelorn' and said it with a tone of gnashing teeth.
"Yes, A Zi, this is your fault. How could you say such nonsense that there is a serious relationship problem? It made your elder brother and I run over to persuade him. It was so embarrassing." The sister-in-law at the side also added a sentence at the right time.
"Ah? Oh, haha, sorry, sorry, the joke went too far. Please forgive me, sister-in-law, I was wrong." When A Zi saw that sister-in-law was getting angry, she hurriedly grabbed sister-in-law with a bow tie's hand and apologized like a spoiled child.
"Hey, where's Brother Yun? Why doesn't he come out?" First relieve the tension, then quickly change the subject. Wow, the proficiency of this move is one hundred.
"Oh, I pressed the acupoints on your elder brother! I forgot to untie it, husband..." It seemed that the elder sister-in-law finally remembered what she had forgotten. She threw the medicine away, turned around and rushed back into the house.
I hurriedly caught the medicine bottle that was flying straight towards my face, and thought to myself, no wonder my eldest brother wanted to be a knight, my eldest sister-in-law definitely has the potential to be a "killer", and if she presses the acupoints for too long, people will be killed. Fortunately, among the six professions, the knight has the longest health bar.
As soon as I turned around, a pair of delicate hands pinched my cheeks hatefully, "It hurts , it hurts, it hurts, big sister, please have mercy." Looking at my sister A Zi who was glaring at me, I quickly begged for mercy.
"You little rascal, are you not heartbroken? Come to me later and try to be stubborn." My sister pinched my face and pulled me close to her, whispering to me.
"Hmm? W-what?" No way? My sister is not going to find a place where no one is around to beat me up and vent her anger, right? Although this is not the real world, I still feel pain.
"I'm not that boring, you little brat. I'm not going to punish you. I just have something important to tell you. Send my brother and his wife away first." My sister obviously saw what I was thinking.
"Oh, then what about my door? This time even the door frame needs to be repaired!" I complained in pain as I looked at the "open" door.
"Do you believe that I will tear down your woodshed? Stop talking so much, hurry up." My sister is the lord, she doesn't even need to do anything. With one order, I won't even have any land left. If she gets angry, I'm sure I'll have to sleep on the street.
"I believe it, I believe it. Lord, please tell me what I want to do." I immediately put on the posture of a "loyal dog". There was nothing I could do. I had to live under someone's roof.
My sister and I quickly saw off Brother Yun and his wife. At my sister's urging, I had no choice but to put up a "Beware of Bombs" sign at the door. This thing is almost as well-known as our league flag. It is better to be on guard against gentlemen than villains.
I followed my sister to the lord's mansion in the center of the village. This is the center of the village, and all the public facilities in the village are distributed around it. If you want to completely capture the Rose Garden, you must take down this lord's mansion.
Go up to the second floor and go directly to the lord's bedroom. Without the lord's permission, the two NPC guards at the door will not let anyone in.
My sister walked to the recliner next to the bookshelf and sat down leisurely. She raised her hand to signal me to find a place to sit by myself, and then asked me with a smile: "You seemed very unconvinced when you told me that you were heartbroken. Am I wrong?" I looked around and simply jumped onto my sister's soft big bed and lay down.
"I, your brother, haven't even had my first love yet, so how could I be heartbroken? Your words made me write back and forth to explain for an hour, and my hands are about to cramp from writing, and you don't allow me to complain?" I pouted and answered disapprovingly.
"Oh? Did I tell you that the person you like is a human?" My sister's smile deepened, and I seemed to smell a conspiracy. I half sat up.
"Not a human? Are you scolding me in a roundabout way? I'm not a psychopath, would I like an NPC? Tsk..."
"Really? Are you sure you're not heartbroken over an inanimate object?"
"Sister, you're not having a fever, are you? I'll be..." Before I could finish my words, I jumped out of the bed, my eyes fixed on the golden dagger that was constantly tossing up and down in my sister's hands.
"T-this is my Dragon Tooth Blade? No, it can't be wrong, only my Dragon Tooth Blade is so beautiful, God! I never thought I would see it again!" I was so excited that I couldn't express myself clearly. The excitement of regaining what I had lost rushed from the bottom of my heart to the top of my head, making me feel dizzy for a moment.
"You still say it's not because of this 'broken heart'? Haha, looking at your worried look, it's just so funny, hehe..." My sister finally couldn't help laughing out loud when she saw my silly look.
I stroked the Dragon Tooth Blade, the familiar touch, the gentle light, it was indeed my unique magic weapon.
"You picked it up that day, right? Why are you telling me now? Are you trying to play a trick on me?" I realized the problem as soon as I came to my senses.
"Who told you not to wait for me to come back that day? I thought you didn't want it anymore. In order to pick this for you, those fools took advantage of it. Otherwise, it would be their turn to be beaten by the Beast God." The "evil-minded" sister turned a blind eye to my accusations and instead blamed me.
It turned out that the Beast God and his followers were indeed led away that day, but when I was running happily with the "green rhino", the other two had already been killed by the elves. I don't know if the Beast God and the last "little brother" had telepathy, but they suddenly threw away the "flies" that were circling around them, and ran straight towards me with a sickle in hand without looking back.
The sisters began to feel very strange. Could it be that the boss would run away when there were so many people around? Is he so smart? So a group of people followed the "horse's butt" and chased it bravely. The sister who rushed the fastest was the first to know the target of the beast god: a thief who was standing next to the victim cow and laughing silly.
I, who was "blessed with good fortune", was cut in half by the Beast God. My sister saw that something was knocked down, so she went to pick up the Dragon Fang Blade for me. When she came back, the Beast God had been overwhelmed by the "swarm of flies".
"By the way, little brother, where did you get this Dragon Fang? It has top-level sacred attributes, isn't it exaggerated? This is a divine weapon, I was shocked when I picked it up." No wonder people say that girls' curiosity is comparable to that of a cat.
"The GM gave it to me." I think the "truth" tactic is a better choice in this situation.
"You're kidding, how could such a good thing never happen to me? Tell the truth." Sure enough, hehe, the "smart guy" was led into the ditch by me.
"Oh, actually it's like this, I was leveling up in Qilian Mountain once, and I accidentally did it."
"Meet a lone high-level monster?"
"Hmm? Oh, yes."
Under my sister's imaginative "supplementary" questioning, I quickly followed her imagination and perfectly made up the whole process of how I was lucky enough to get the top-grade magic weapon. In the end, I almost believed that I had really made this Dragon Fang with great difficulty, and not borrowed it from that poor GM. Women are indeed creatures .
After learning the "inside story", the sister's curiosity was fully "satisfied", so the smiling "fox" dropped another "bomb".
"Tell me, what did you steal from that unlucky beast god?"
"What? How do you know I stole something?" Ugh, I confessed it myself. I felt a little annoyed as I looked at my sister who was laughing even more happily.
"Haha, I'm not the only one who knows this. Maybe everyone in the Demon Flag knows this now. The first boss to be killed was actually patronized by a thief. But I'm the only one who guessed who it was."
"How is this possible? I just found out not long ago that I had stolen a remarkable thing. How could it spread so quickly?" I was indeed full of doubts. Why didn't I tell anyone?
"The cause of the incident is this..." Through my sister's explanation, I gradually understood the reason. Since the first Boss did not drop any equipment after its death, many players cursed the game company on the forum, saying that the Boss of "Magic Flag" is simply an experience trap. Of course, the official would not admit this accusation, but the daily data volume is too large, and it is difficult to find a reasonable explanation for the time being. As a result, the advanced user group protested one after another. Until today, the official issued an investigation announcement, saying that the Boss had been hit by theft before his death, and the GM has found and verified this lucky thief, so the Boss is definitely not an experience trap.
"Everyone is looking for this high-ranking thief now. I remember that day, the high-ranking thief closest to the boss was only a stupid kid like you who got chopped into two pieces. Isn't that right?"
What else could I say? Go and settle accounts with the GM who "sold" me? I smiled bitterly and nodded to my sister.
"Oh, sister is really observant. She can see the whole picture from such a small thing. Really..." Before I finished flattering her, sister A Zi had already spread a white palm in front of me.
"Hmm?" I looked at her innocently.
"Let me see it. It's the treasure of a level 90 Boss. Don't play dumb." Well, the fox is smart.
I quickly took out Zixia, put it in her hand, and then stared at my sister's expression.
Wow! It's really wonderful! The sister's smile froze on her pretty face. Her big eyes stared at the long sword in her hand, muttering to herself.
"What is this? Oh my God! What is this? The Heavenly Tribulation Purple Cloud Sword, the Heavenly Tribulation Purple Cloud Sword with physical attack +2, am I dazzled?" I also know that feeling very well, the feeling of holding the thing you have always dreamed of in your hands, the feeling of having your wish fulfilled.
The elder sister slowly closed her eyes, took a deep breath, held Zixia tightly, and shouted: "Qian Kun Ba Fang!"
In the blink of an eye, purple light filled the entire room, and my sister's graceful figure moving with the sword could be seen everywhere, beautiful and deadly.
When she closed her eyes, I quietly moved to the door. When I saw something was wrong, I quickly used the invisibility spell. The level 36 skill Qiankun Bafang, coupled with the deadly Zixia, anyone who is not an idiot would know what to do.
Finally, the wind dissipated, and a pretty figure appeared in the center of the room, stroking the shining long sword with her hand, and the love in her eyes was obvious.
Clap, clap, clap. I walked over to the side clapping my hands. "Great. The purple clouds shine on the beautiful lady, and butterflies dance on her silk sleeves. Only this sword is worthy of my sister." I gave her a little flattery. Hmm, I seem to have become more skilled at this.
" You're the only one who talks nonsense. Are you really going to give it to me?" Look at your eyes. If I don't give it to you, will you strangle me to death? I muttered to myself.
"Of course, who else can I give it to if not you, sister? It's my duty to show my filial piety to my sister. Are you satisfied?" Is what I said very "cheap"? Sweat.
"Oh, hehe, then I'm sorry. Thank you, brother." Looking at my happy sister A Zi, I couldn't help but feel happy as well. After all, not only did my sister find a suitable weapon, I also found my Dragon Fang Blade. Everyone was happy.
