Chapter 49: The Source of Happiness
Su Xia looked at the collections which were no bigger than gift boxes and felt a little concerned. The reason was that in the game, these collections could be small enough to make bar signs, wall clocks, tables, chairs and benches, or large enough to make refrigerators, modular bookcases, jet skis, and even swimming pools.
Those small things can be placed in a collection the size of a gift box, but those big things, especially swimming pools, can't be placed there anyway, otherwise this is a game world without any logic. Su Xia picked up a collection and wanted to speak out the doubts in her heart, but she thought, "Too much talk leads to mistakes?"
Su Xia lifted the collection, felt the weight, it was very light, and asked, "Can I open one?"
"If it were anyone else, I would definitely not allow it. But if you want to open it, Admiral, I will not say no." Leipzig nodded at him.
"They are my brother-in-law's things. Does he need your permission to open a collection?" Saratoga exposed Leipzig without hesitation, saying sharply, "You are just a small warehouse manager."
"Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west. Don't look down on the young and poor." Leipzig said, "I may become a secretary ship in the future."
"You were a secretary ship, weren't you? A secretary ship is just a mascot, what's so great about it?" Saratoga said, "Don't look down on young people because they are poor... Can a light cruiser like you turn into a battleship or an aircraft carrier?"
"Why is it impossible? Everything is possible. Are there any kings, princes, generals or ministers who are not born with the same kind of blood?" Leipzig said, "U1206 evolves into Z22, then evolves into Blücher, and finally evolves into Tirpitz. I may not be unable to do it. Leipzig evolves into... Scharnhorst, and then... let me think about it."
KanColle can't evolve... It's true that a few can change the ship type after transformation, and some can soar to the sky, like a destroyer becomes a missile destroyer, and a battleship becomes a missile battleship. No matter what, it's impossible to change from a U1206 submarine to a Z22 destroyer, then to a Blücher heavy cruiser, and finally to a Tirpitz battleship. The only similarity between those people is their hair color.
Su Xia listened to Leipzig's nonsense and curled the corners of her mouth. Could it be that the meme that she had seen on the Internet also exists here?
Saratoga didn't seriously refute Leipzig. She snorted: "I'll wait for you."
Leipzig didn't want to get depressed, so he whispered, "Life is already so difficult, so don't expose some things."
Su Xia didn't want to pay attention to the two people. He saw that they were quarreling because they were close. He pointed to Lexington and pointed at the collection in his hand. When Lexington nodded, he immediately started to open it. As if opening a package, he took out the key and prepared to poke the transparent tape.
Leipzig's eyes were sharp. She saw Su Xia's keychain and said, "Is that the small house?"
"Yeah." Su Xia looked at the key. On the key was a metal pendant with a little house carrying a small yellow schoolbag and holding a stun gun.
"You really like Xiaozhai."
"It's okay." Su Xia said, picked up the metal pendant of Xiao Zhai, poked the transparent tape on the collection box with Xiao Zhai's foot, and scratched it to open the box.
Leipzig saw this and said, "No, didn't you just say you liked Xiao Zhai..."
"Is there any problem?... It's not the real Xiao Zhai." Su Xia took the metal pendant of the Xiao Zhai and looked at it. When she first got it, it was still very precious. She couldn't wait to hang it on the key but was afraid of bumping it. Then one day when she couldn't find the knife when opening a courier and used it once, there was no way back.
"Even if it's not a real house..." Leipzig said, "she will cry."
"No." Su Xia said, "...she will be happy that she can help the admiral."
"As expected of you." Leipzig said, "The Admiral actually collects KanColle's figurines, metal pendants, and the like?"
“A little.”
"Whose are they?"
Su Xia looked at the expressionless Lexington, not daring to breathe, the expectant Saratoga, and the confused constellations, and smiled: "Now the only thing left is the metal pendant of this little house." He didn't mind buying more figures, as only a few people had them so far.
Leipzig asked, "Why is there only Xiao Zhai's left now?"
"No reason."
"Whose did you have before?"
"No matter who owned it before, now there is only this little house." Su Xia shook the key, put it back in his pocket, opened the collection, and took out a piece of paper that looked like a ticket. There was a row of small words written on it. He read, "Exhaust fan?"
"Admiral, your luck is really bad. You only drew blue-level furniture." Leipzig said, "Admiral, please open more. I'm too lazy to exchange for this one piece of furniture."
"Then I'll exchange them when I have collected more." Su Xia said. He had no interest in opening collections, otherwise there wouldn't be so many collections that hadn't been opened. It was just a piece of furniture that was tasteless and a pity to throw away. You had to click into the dormitory to see it, and it couldn't appear on the main interface.
Now it is enough to figure out what the so-called collection is. Su Xia is almost certain how this collection is operated, with a gift note exchange system. Whether it is small or large furniture, you can go anywhere to exchange it with a gift note. If it is a swimming pool or something, it is estimated that someone will send someone to the garrison to help you build one.
As for the game, is it a simplified process?
"Admiral, if you don't want me to open it for you, do you want me to open it for you? I have super good luck." Leipzig said, "Any bonus, I guarantee... there will be at least three colorful or golden furniture out of ten. Otherwise, your luck will be at most one or two out of ten. I can help you almost double your luck."
Su Xia casually asked: "What if it is not completed?"
Leipzig shouted: "We will keep our promise. If we can't do it, we will refund the money."
Su Xia stared at Leipzig without saying anything.
"Why are you looking at me like that..." Leipzig felt uneasy when he looked at him.
"Let me help you...it's a sure win trick." Su Xia said.
He recalled that when he took the driving test, it was not completely electronically supervised at that time. The instructor said that if you paid money, you would pass the third subject, and if you failed, you would get your money back. It is not ruled out that there are really coaches who do things, but a considerable number of coaches will not do things if you are paid. You can take the test casually, and they will charge you if you pass, and they will not lose money if you fail. Otherwise, if you don't pay, you won't pass. Schools focus on the admission rate, but driving schools don't care about the pass rate?
There are too many such cases, where many people boast that they have connections and will return the money if the work fails. In fact, they may have nothing, but just take advantage of your mentality that "you can never get through without connections" to cheat you out of money.
"Leipzig." Su Xia shouted, "Let's do this. Among the ten collections, if you help me find three golden or colorful furniture, I'll give you a bonus. If there are more than five blue ones, you can treat us all to a good meal. Otherwise, nothing will happen."
Leipzig calculated that her luck was mediocre, so she laughed dryly: "I'll help you open it... Don't talk about money. Talking about money hurts feelings."
"That's fine. Thank you for your kindness." Su Xia said, "I don't know how to open it either. If you want to open a collection, I'll ask... Lord Sukhbaatar, Xuefeng, or Enterprise. Who has better luck? Enterprise should have better luck."
Saratoga shouted, "I'll drive, I'm not bad luck either."
Su Xia said: "Your luck is still worse than theirs."
“Hmm…”
Leipzig said: "What a ruthless admiral, no one will like you if you are like this."
Su Xia did not comment and said, "Forget about these collections, let's choose the furniture first."
Su Xia walked to the furniture. As a warehouse manager, Leipzig introduced the furniture. It was obvious that she had some skills and had done some homework.
“An old-fashioned electric fan… an electric fan full of antique charm. I wonder which flea market this antique was bought from.”
"European candle chandelier...European chandelier, imitating the ancient European candle chandelier, the only difference is that the candles are replaced with light bulbs ."
"A mahogany coffee table set... a complete set of mahogany coffee tables, and a complete set of tea sets."
"Nanmu beds...are not too cold in winter, not too hot in summer, and are not harmful to the body. They are the best quality among the harder woods."
"Fishboard chair... The seat is painted to look like a fishboard, which makes people salivate. It's one of a series of furniture launched by KanColle headquarters in cooperation and promotion with a certain instant noodle company, and they also asked everyone to help with the advertising, Missouri, Yixian."
Just looking at them all for now and then deciding what furniture to get, Su Xia walked to a shelf and picked up a roll of wallpaper.
Leipzig smiled and said, "'We are all good friends' wallpaper, Firefly, Z16, Fubuki, Keelin, Veneto, everyone is holding hands, good friends will never be separated, and the Star of the Sea kindergarten is recruiting students."
Su Xia opened the wallpaper and saw a picture of blue sky and white clouds, airplanes and the sun. Under the blue sky was the vast ocean, five cute little girls were holding hands and laughing, four destroyers, and a battleship destroyer with white hair and red eyes. She smiled knowingly at that time.
Lexington is very patient.
Saratoga was not so tolerant.
Constellation pointed at the wallpaper: "Is Veneto that high?"
This caused everyone to burst into laughter: the warehouse was filled with a happy atmosphere.
