Chapter 47
Although I succeeded in my career advancement, I was not confident enough to deal with the number one boss by myself, so after knowing the real name of this "praying mantis", I immediately turned around and ran away without giving him face. Don't say I'm timid, a knight as "sturdy" as the princess couldn't withstand three hits from the giant butterfly monster, so I, a new assassin, can imagine what will happen when I face Newt.
Actually, running away is just one of the bad habits of thieves. It doesn't matter if I don't run away now. The "iceberg"'s behavior just now has clearly violated the game administrator's code. This time, even if I die, someone will pay for it. According to convention, if this happens, the game company must apologize and compensate the player. Haha, she actually did this to me. Is that petty woman crazy? Isn't this like giving Yan a beautiful big bamboo stick to hit hard? Well, thinking about how the Dragon Fang Royal Blade came from, the thief who was running and frantically using the online complaint channel couldn't help but smile crookedly.
I was so happy in my daydreaming that I unconsciously slowed down my escape speed. The new assassin didn't notice that a green insect had already flown over his head. When Mr. Newt enthusiastically stretched out his two sharp forelimbs in front of me, I was surprised to find that the main means of movement of this "praying mantis" was actually a pair of large wings with a wingspan of five meters.
The weirdest Newt, today I finally know why people call it that. This boss didn't kill me instantly after catching up with me, but actually started to perform "praying mantis fist". With the weird slogan of "ah hit hit", Newt used his front limbs to poke me all over the place, but after being hit more than ten times, I didn't lose any life. What is this insect doing? Give me a full body massage before chopping people? Well, it is indeed a very unique boss, which really opened my eyes. Seeing that I didn't lose blood, I simply stopped and let it "ah hit" to its heart's content.
Of course, Newt was not so kind. After a while, the massage effect of "Mantis Fist" came out. A whole set of underwear, a set of Nighttalker soft armor with physical defense +1, a pair of physical attack +1 full shield gloves, a pair of physical defense +3 stealth boots and the precious double 3 dragon tooth blade, these things disappeared from my body one by one with a "ah ah" sound. It was not until then that I was surprised to find that what Newt had been using for a long time was actually the stealing technique! What the hell! This is not the weirdest, it's the best at stealing!
It was too late to run now. In order to protect the precious jewelry, I had to cast an invisibility spell. Damn! Who knew this boss would be so perverted? If I had been a little later, I would not even have my underwear left. As my figure disappeared into the air, the insect version of Chu Liuxiang finally stopped his claws, but before I, the unlucky owner, could catch my breath, Newt's twelve sexy followers who came late once again made me realize what it means to want to cry but have no tears.
Name: Forest Fairy. Level: 71. Type: Spell.
Actually, I was a little worried before the appraisal. The forest siren dressed like a Hawaiian hula dancer was not a brute force monster. Since it was a spell-casting monster, it must have some strange skills. When the hands of these twelve sexy beauties began to emit a light pink ring-shaped light, I knew I couldn't hide. Because this strange light was exactly the same as the scene when a very expensive detection scroll was activated. After using that scroll, all traps and invisibility spells within a diameter of ten meters will be invalid, as if it was tailor-made for catching thieves. Fortunately, the price of that thing is almost comparable to a sacred gem, otherwise, our thieves would have been extinct long ago.
Looking at the ripples in the air and Newt pointing his head at me again, I sighed and resigned myself to taking out a bundle of bombs. When Newt's triangular head with tentacles came close to me, I pressed it. Hum, even if I die, I have to disgust it. The bombs were just attached, but Newt's figure suddenly became blurred. When I saw the reappearing image clearly, I was shocked.
boom!
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"Hello, I'm the official customer service number 001. I'll handle your complaint..." A humanoid figure that was blown black bowed to me and pointed to the half-remaining number plate on its chest.
"Well, sorry, you know, I was, uh, um, going to blow up that Newt..." Looking at the "miserable" GM in front of me, I barely held back my smile. Although the GM is invincible in the game, it will still have an attack effect after being attacked by certain attacks, such as the thief's bomb.
"Oh, it's okay. I showed up a little too suddenly. Although this method is the fastest, it is bound to have some flaws." GM001 wiped the stains off his face and smiled awkwardly. "Well, we will improve it."
Generally, when dealing with emergencies, the game administrators of "Magic Flag" always like to find the NPC closest to the scene to convert. This comrade today is no exception. So, when I found that Newt suddenly became a GM, I couldn't stop myself. A bunch of targeted bombs were all used by him. Hehe, praise God, it turned out to be GM001, a customer service boss who is even rarer than Afaq. Today is really exciting. I admired the famous Newt and blew up a super GM. You know, it is the dream of all our players to attack the GM reasonably. This opportunity to fight in vain is too rare. Well, take a screenshot quickly. I want to frame this picture in the living room as an heirloom...
"We have investigated the problem you complained about. It was indeed caused by our mistakes in work. Here, on behalf of the company, I would like to express my sincere apologies to you." After saying that, GM001 bowed to me again.
"No, no, I'm very satisfied with the speed and attitude with which you handled the problem. I accept your apology." The politeness of these "gods" is impeccable The key is the compensation issue that follows, which is what I care about.
"Thank you for your understanding. In view of the losses caused to you, we have two compensation plans for you to choose from: one, restore the original state before the damage and compensate you for one month's game time; the second is to compensate all your losses with an item of equal value. The first option takes three working days, and the second can be completed immediately." As expected of the customer service boss, he is very efficient and effective.
"Can you compensate me for all my lost items? Have you really calculated all my losses?" I looked at GM001 with suspicion. To be honest, items of equal value are far more attractive than restoring the original state, but now all I can see on my body is a belt and a pair of underwear. The things Newt took away are probably worth more than seven figures in gold coins. The stinginess of the "Magic Flag" officials has long been a household name. I am a little skeptical about the actual value of the item he mentioned. "Let me see what it is first, and then I can decide, okay?"
"Okay. That's a very special new item, limited to 100 pieces in the entire Magic Flag, and its value can completely offset all your losses." GM001 smiled, as if he knew you would do this. "In fact, it's already in your possession, but the means you used to obtain it were illegal."
"Huh? Is that true? How come I didn't know about it?" "Here at mine? You don't have any impression of it?"
"Ahem! It is illegal for players to use stealing against the GM..." A very tactful reminder.
"Oh, I see. Then what?" Some players didn't understand.
"So, the items obtained are also illegal..." He explained patiently.
"Oh, so that's how it is. Does this have anything to do with me?" The thief said with obvious amnesia.
"When you were advancing, you 'patronized' our staff. We have the video archived..." he explained with gritted teeth.
“Oh oh oh, I know, I know…” The scoundrel looked suddenly enlightened.
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"Is this the new item you mentioned?" I started to rummage through my space belt. That was the only place on my body that could hold things. After rummaging through it for a few times, I looked up and showed GM001 what I found with a weird look on my face. "It's really special, but I don't think this lace bra can offset all my losses, even though it's limited to 100 pieces."
"Of course it's not this one. Please look for it again."
"Stockings?"
"Please look for it again. It must be there."
"miniskirt?"
"No, please look for it again."
"Linen gloves?"
"No, please look for it again."
"Hey! It must be this mask. Look at the stretchy fabric."
"That's a women's sports vest. Do you mind if I help you?"
After throwing out a few strange items marked as GM-only, a black ring with silver spots appeared in my hand.
Item name: Star Beacon. Usage level: 50.
"It's a very beautiful thing. Can you tell me its specific function?" After I put it on and examined it for a while, I found a new skill called Movement in the skill bar. It seems that this ring is of the same type as the Chapter of Water and the Hymn of Life.
"This ring functions like a directional movement scroll, but it can be reused. You need to enter coordinates when using it. Just like a directional movement scroll, it cannot be used to teleport between the Elf Continent and the Human Continent." GM001 explained to me while "confiscating" the things I had scraped off the "Iceberg". "Of course, coordinate movement is also dangerous. You'd better not enter unfamiliar coordinates."
"What else?"
"Otherwise, if you move to the sea or a place where monster NPCs are concentrated, you will be in trouble."
"Yeah, that's true." I touched my nose. It would be a lot of fun if I accidentally got close to someone like Newt.
"If you have no other questions, I'll take my leave now." GM001 greeted me politely after packing up his things.
"Wait, do you have any underwear or something? Wearing just underwear is a bit... "
"Oh, underwear!" GM001 took out the lace bra and shook it mischievously. "This is the only one I have. Can you use it first? It won't be considered an illegal item."
"Forget it, just keep it for yourself."
After seeing off GM001, I sat down and started cleaning the space belt. God knows if there is anything like the "iceberg" in it. I remember that I seemed to have tapped it more than 20 times, but unfortunately there were not many good things, only broken ones. Oh! Everything today was a mess. First, I changed jobs inexplicably, and then I had a close contact with Newt before I had time to be happy. Finally, the last blow that I thought was a sure death, strangely hit the customer service boss. Well, the world is really wonderful.
"Haha, I forgot. I was given two Assassin scrolls when I changed my job." Looking at the scrolls in my hand, I remembered that I was already an Assassin. "The mummy NPC seemed to say that these were my skill scrolls, but how do I use them?"
After reading the item description in detail, I finally figured out how to use them. The two skill scrolls are Death Notice at level 65 and Paralysis at level 70. In addition to the level restrictions, they also require activation items. Learning Death Notice requires the scales of the Baffin fish, while Paralysis requires the feathers of the fallen angel. Literally, I not only have to meet the learning requirements, but I also have to find the Baffin fish and the fallen angel to open these two treasures.
"Baffin fish and fallen angels, I don't remember these two monsters? Are they special NPCs?" I was thinking hard when I suddenly caught a glimpse of a flash of light from the corner of my eye. I jumped instinctively and a wind blade flew past my scalp. I looked up and said, "Damn it! Why are they still here! "
The one who attacked me was actually the Forest Fairy. I thought GM001 had moved them all away. After all the trouble, he only switched Newt. What a "sinister" guy. Although he also gave me time to escape, I thought I was safe and didn't move for a long time. This time, the beauties who lost their boss came to take revenge.
I was already at a disadvantage because I couldn't use invisibility and stealth, and now I was only wearing my underwear and belt, so my magic defense, which was not high to begin with, was useless because there were twelve of them "serving" me. With my superb agility, I desperately ran around in the overwhelming magic for three minutes and killed three banshees with my assassination crossbow, but my luck finally ran out. After being frozen by a tsunami, various gorgeous spells that followed quickly reduced my health to 0.
"System prompt: You were killed by the Forest Banshee, and your experience points dropped by 2%."
I did not resurrect at the public resurrection point in the Rose Garden, but strangely appeared directly in the bedroom of my home in the Rose Garden. Fortunately, otherwise, with my "avant-garde image" of only wearing underwear, the rumors that "the serious arms officer is an exhibitionist" will definitely be rampant in the Rose Garden tomorrow.
Although I was a little sad to lose 2% of my experience, the two items dropped by the three banshees who died just now gave me some comfort. One was the Light Guidance Armor with Strength +3, and the other was the Spirit Feather, the core material for strengthening the Honor Archery Bow. These two items also showed that the place I was in just now should belong to the northern continent of the elves. From this point of view, Newt should also be a boss active in the elves' territory. Haha, well, brother Newt, we will never see each other again...
I looked through the storage box in the house and changed into a spare set of white equipment. I didn't have the Dragon Fang Blade for the time being, so I had to pick up a Poseidon Dagger with physical attack +3. Because of the job change, all my channels were closed. No one should know where I am at this time, but I should return to Devil's Island as soon as possible, after all, my wife is still there catching butterflies.
"My love is telling you!" He activated the wedding ring on his hand and quickly got the princess's coordinates. With the wedding ring equipped with the Star Marker, I can now definitely provide "close" protection for my beloved wife. "Mobile: 25741, 30012."
The blue light flashed, and before my vision recovered, I was hugging a graceful body. Because of the overlapping coordinates, I almost appeared against the princess's back, so the fresh assassin who had just come out of the pot naturally gave a warm hug to his beloved wife who had been "parted" for more than an hour.
"Wife, I miss you so much. I believe I will be more touched if you take off your armor and the sword on my neck." The princess reacted very quickly. As soon as I hugged her, the beautiful Elf War Song appeared next to my head.
"Serious? It's you? You scared me to death!" The princess whispered after she recognized it was me. She didn't look back, but her body, which was stiff due to shock, was slowly softening, and she leaned back softly in my arms.
"Princess, is this your new pet ? But it looks familiar." This is a very handsome elf knight.
“……”This is a cool elf warrior.
"Hehe, are you using the pet summoning or the husband summoning? Why did you summon Qing and this one at the same time?" This is a sinister elf wizard.
"Hmph! Bitch! It's no use calling your adulterer!" This is something everyone on earth knows.
"Wife, is today a gathering of all the commanders without troops?" I looked at the four people standing opposite me sarcastically, and gently pulled the princess behind me. "Good afternoon! I am honored to meet all the 'former' commanders again..."
"Brother Yan, we meet again. I still remember your generous gift last time." Tianxia Yifa had not yet reacted.
"Serious!" Crossing the River and Demolishing the Bridge heard something, "You can't be the first second-level transfer in the system announcement just now!"
"My current profession is indeed an assassin. It's an honor to compete with you again." I smiled and put on the poison and entered stealth. Anyone who is not blind can see the system announcement just now.
This time, all four of them understood. Although the level 60 thief and the level 60 assassin are the same level, even a fool knows the difference between the second and first level. When he saw me suddenly disappear, the one who ran the fastest was Tianxia Yifa. When I didn't turn, he had chased him to the sky and the earth. Even with three more high-level companions today, he still had no confidence. The other three were not fools. Four people could barely stop a princess. Now there was suddenly an assassin. How could they fight? 2% is a very painful thing for high-level characters. So, Tianxia Yifa stepped on a skateboard and slipped into the river. After crossing the river, he demolished the bridge and summoned the unicorn. He dragged Jingying and rushed into the woods. The Overlord Sword Saint simply ran along the road. The four people ran in three directions, and their speeds were not slow. I could only stare at their skills.
But what happened next was very exciting. The first to suffer were the "bridge-breaking" and "Jingying" who violated the traffic rules and "two people riding together". Mephistopheles's turret easily turned the unicorn into a "pegasus". The two people and the horse fell into the river singing all the way amid the cat's laughter. Then came the "down-to-earth" Overlord Sword Saint. After stepping over Gao Lin's minefield, he was swept by Ye Liuli's purple electric sword. The worst was probably Tianxia Yifa who "crossed the river as a turtle". As soon as he reached the other side, he was frozen into an ice sculpture by the fairy cat, and the six swords followed by Sister-in-law Butterfly and Phoenix Wushuang almost pierced him into honeycomb coal.
"Seriously, Master Assassin Yan, since you have the time to have fun with these four pieces of ox-stick candy," Sister Zi leaned against the tree at the edge of the forest holding the Purple Cloud Heavenly Tribulation Sword, looking at the place where I disappeared with a half-smile. "Then, shouldn't you satisfy your sister's little curiosity as well?"
