Chapter 438: R Flash and RQQ are guaranteed to hit
“Congratulations to EDG!”
"After defeating WE, EDG continues to lead the Western Conference with a 3-0 total score and a perfect small-game performance!"
"The MVP of this game is once again awarded to General!"
Wang Duoduo discovered something very interesting during the game: "Since the Spring Season began, the keystone rune Kleptomancy has appeared many times in the game. When seeing this rune, everyone will basically choose to fight hard."
"But General has the Kleptomaniac Omen, which makes the opponent feel conflicted."
"Should I fight hard or not..."
Compared to other runes.
Kleptomania does lack some critical burst or sustained damage.
But it is not an absolute disadvantage in terms of combat effectiveness.
Because stolen consumables can replenish status, special potions can increase attributes, and the skill points with the lowest probability can produce qualitative changes.
Not to mention the extra money gained, you can take the lead in equipment and synthesize the most needed large items first.
Unless he is killed in no time.
Otherwise, the longer the timeline drags on, the more advantageous it will be for the hero with Kleptomancy.
Therefore, when faced with signs of theft, if you don’t act quickly, you will definitely lose.
So.
Here comes the problem.
Is there any top laner who dares to say that he can achieve results with one or two waves of attack when facing Xing Dao?
"It's like a child walking down the street holding gold, who is easily robbed, but few people dare to touch a strong man holding gold."
"General means something similar to the word burglary omen."
I remember making an analogy of "a crime when one possesses a treasure": "Even with the Omen of theft, General is likely to manipulate the opponent with the main battle rune, using personal ability to make up for the lack of attributes, leaving the other team in a dilemma."
"That's right!" Wang Duoduo nodded in agreement: "Then our interview table is ready. Next, please welcome the host!"
…
EDG's first two games.
The two new team members invited were Zzitai and Ai Loli.
this time.
The most anticipated contestant finally appeared in front of the camera.
"Welcome to the post-match interview. I'm Yu Shuang. It's great to meet you all. This time we've invited EDG top laner General."
"Come and say hello to everyone first."
Yu Shuang changed into a black one-shoulder dress this time, and her collarbone was vaguely visible under the light.
Her long hair was tied into a high ponytail.
A decorative black lace collar was also worn around her fair neck.
"Hello everyone, I am EDG top laner General."
Xing Dao waved his hand.
I silently recalled the lines I had memorized before.
This time I went on stage with a mission from the sponsor.
One sentence can earn tens of thousands.
How you calculate is how you make money.
"Congratulations to EDG for winning this game. First of all, I want to ask General, many people said that the update of S8 preseason was not favorable for you, but you still played very well in the three games, and you played better and better."
“Thus proving his position as the top laner.”
"What is the reason? Or do you have any experience you can share with everyone?"
Yu Shuang prepared carefully for a long time.
Throw out a question that almost all audiences are interested in.
"The title of top laner overlord cannot be given to me, it belongs to Teacher Piao." Xing Dao waved his hands quickly: "We cannot seize the title earned by our predecessors."
As soon as the words fell.
The barrage became lively.
You know.
A professional player of a certain mobile game saw that League of Legends was quite popular, so he started to play it crazily.
The IDs of ALEX, the undefeated M5 in ancient times, the Universe Man’s Smile, the up-and-coming A Shui, and the No. 001 player, Factory Manager, were all copied.
Of course, the law does not provide for this.
But just because something is not illegal doesn’t mean it is right.
Because the law is only the lowest moral standard, or the bottom line of morality.
For that little bit of popularity, most of which are just for ridicule, they shamelessly copy IDs to get attention. It's really hard to understand their thought process.
I took the opportunity to express myself freely during the interview.
Xing Dao got to the point: "I scored 2-0 in all three games because I was diagnosed with cyclical protein and fat deficiency."
“It is a very rare chronic disease and there is currently no effective cure.”
"The only way to relieve symptoms is to use the biological agent Fried Animal Protein developed by Kentucky Fried Chicken Company in the United States to target receptors in the stomach and small intestine through the esophagus."
"So I have to finish the game as soon as possible and get treatment."
The first two sentences made the fans feel a little nervous.
The further I went on, the more things felt wrong.
Immediately, some comments started to go into "reveal" mode.
"Kentucky Fried Chicken = KFC, cyclical protein and fat deficiency is hunger."
"Fuck, you scared me."
"The commercial is on, right?"
"Is this true? I'm uneducated so don't lie to me."
"If I'm hungry, I'll go to KFC. I'll back that up with the biology I learned in high school."
"Is it the literal KFC or an abbreviation?"
"????"
"There's something wrong with you!"
“…”
Yu Shuang was also stunned for a moment.
I understood it immediately.
He smiled a smile that came from the bottom of his heart, not just a professional one: "Then the second question is, General picked Yasuo in the first game. We all know that Yasuo is afraid of being targeted in the early game. If he is successfully targeted, it will have a big impact on the entire team."
"WE did target them."
"But General, you had no vision at all and waited for the jungler to arrive before taking action. How did you detect it at that time?"
"I didn't notice it, actually." Xing Dao certainly wouldn't expose himself, and instead taught some tips: "There is a simple way to prevent ganks when playing top lane, which is to always wait for the opponent's jungler to be nearby, so that you will basically not be caught."
"I see." Yu Shuang seemed to understand: "Finally, I want to ask, EDG has changed the players in the mid and jungle positions this season. After this period of running-in, what do you think of the new teammates?"
"In fact, we can tell from the battle records that the performances of Zezeitai and Ai Loli are both very good."
Xing Dao said here.
I feel the answer is a bit bland.
After a short pause, he simply added a comparison: "Especially the blind monk who loves Loli, he can even use R flash and RQQ to hit the target. Everyone should understand what level of strength this represents."
“Hahahahahahahaha—”
“Hahahahahaha—”
“Good fellow!”
“Absolutely.”
"God damn it, R flash and RQQ will definitely hit."
"You don't want the number anymore, right?"
“I miss the All-Stars so much, hahaha.”
“…”
In a joyful atmosphere, EDG's third game ended perfectly, once again giving fans a satisfactory answer.
After this game.
In addition to various post-match discussions, scores, GIF highlights, and the most common and unavoidable controversies.
A meeting with a small number of participants but with senior executives who had sufficient decision-making power was officially held the next afternoon.
A key component of the meeting was...
——Annual star-making plan.
