Chapter 429: An outrageous world

You have always believed that this world is an imaginary historical world, so your efforts have always been to be a useful but not so useful dude and a waste.

Because you know very well that based on your father's experience, if you can be even more successful in your career, the entire family will be executed.

Therefore, your ideal place would be the Gewuyuan, a useless place. When you are old, you can rely on your relationship with your brother-in-law to become the Minister of Revenue or Vice Minister for a year or two to make a few million taels, then be appointed as the Prince's Guardian, and then let your son continue to glorify the family.

But you would never have imagined that this is a world with gods.

After you calmed down, you held onto the Shennong boss’ arm and asked tremblingly.

"Are we cultivating the truth or cultivating immortals? Or is it some other system? Do I need to build a foundation, refine my Qi, form a golden elixir, and then transform my Nascent Soul into a Mahayana, or something else?"

Your question made Shennong scratch his head.

"You mean these people are all fools? Did they hit their heads and become stupid?"

"So what do I do with you?"

"Farming."

“I’m farming now!”

"I can help you farm better!"

"I'm just researching better farming methods now!"

"Why ca n't I communicate with you?"

Shennong thought for a moment, then looked at the kind woman .

"Oh, I think I understand."

He pointed at you.

"You want to become a fairy!"

You nodded silently.

"yes."

"It's bad, here, Nidi's merits are bad enough."

Shennong handed you three things that looked like hawthorn pills, and you ate them.

Then, countless clouds appeared around you and you flew into the sky.

Then, under the piercing gaze of the Four Heavenly Kings, you crashed headfirst into the plaque of the South Heavenly Gate and broke it into pieces.

So, the five of the Four Heavenly Kings looked at each other, and finally pushed a soldier, and that soldier bravely stood up.

The soldier cleared his throat under your gaze, then shouted out with great energy.

"Someone is attacking the South Heaven Gate! Someone is causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace! Someone wants to become the Jade Emperor!!!"

So you were caught as a member of the havoc in heaven.

you:"……"

Looking at the Lord Haotian with one hand on his forehead, you feel his helplessness and speechlessness.

"According to the law, isn't it forbidden to give immortality pills to mortals casually? Didn't that guy cause enough trouble last time?"

"Report to the Jade Emperor, it was given by Shennong, and the goddess Nuwa was watching at the side."

"That's fine... Forget it, let's talk to those people. When this child's life span ends, let him become a god. For now, mortals have to rely on themselves to handle their own affairs."

After saying that, a golden light shot into your body, and you felt like something was missing from your body.

Then you were sent down to the mortal world, but unfortunately, during the time you were delayed, your family had already thought you were dead, and even put on .

You feel like there's really no place to talk about this.

Your father looked at you and you noticed that his hair had turned completely white during this time.

"Where have you been?"

"Believe it or not, I've been to heaven. Your son is now a god."

But the only response you got was your father's eye roll.

"If you are a god, I am the Jade Emperor."

You knew he didn't believe it at all, and was afraid that his dad would say something weird again, so he had to say that he went out to play and got lost.

So your dad nodded.

"Okay, let's have some delicious food today."

You had an unusual premonition of danger, and sure enough, the next day, your father hung you in the yard and beat you, scolding you as he did so.

"I told you not to call yourself a god! I am fighting a god today!"

In the thirteenth year, you have grown up a little, and during this period, Shennong would appear in your dreams from time to time, studying grafting and hybridization techniques with you.

Sometimes, even a shiny old man playing with a tortoise shell plate and a kind-hearted woman who embroiders all day will appear in your dreams.

You even sold the simple sewing machine you restored to that kind-looking woman.

She accepted it happily.

So this year's statues of gods inexplicably changed into new clothes.

After your communication with Shennong, you successfully confirmed one thing.

This old man has something.

With his help, grain production increased by 30%, and you went from being a dominant position to a supporting role.

In the fourteenth year, you curiously asked Shennong what his two wives looked like. With his great magical powers, he should know.

But the one who answers you is not Shennong, but the kind-hearted woman on the side.

"I made those two people myself. They look very beautiful."

You nodded, but asked for some reason.

"What about me?"

An awkward but polite smile appeared on the kind woman's face, and she carefully kicked a willow branch away from under her feet.

You feel like your own three views have been rubbed to the ground again.

So your father saw you hitting your head with a stone early in the morning. After being silent for a while, he looked at your mother who looked worried and spoke.

"Or, should we train his younger brother?"

But despite saying that, he still sent you to Jinshan Temple.

Abbot Fahu of Jinshan Temple looked at you with a conflicted expression, a feeling that you didn't know what to say. You looked at him, he looked at you, and the vajra in his hand finally did not fall.

Finally, after everyone else left, the abbot sat down next to you in a very chivalrous manner.

"I am just a young monk, please don't make things difficult for me, sir. In two years I will be called by the Lord... No, I will go to the West to enjoy happiness. Wouldn't it be good for you to torment my junior brother Fahai then?"

You sneered.

"Haha, what about the boundless Buddha Dharma? And if you put it that way, don't you know that I'm fine all along? Then have you been cheating our family out of our incense money?"

"What incense money? That's a token of sincerity to the Buddha!"

"So I'm paying protection money to the Buddha?"

"You can't understand it that way, benefactor."

"Then I want my money back!"

"Donor! Don't do this!"

"Fuck you! Give me your money back!"

"Don't do this , don't do this, it won't look good in front of the Buddha."

"I don't care about Buddha! Give me back my money! Or you can tell my parents that there's nothing wrong with my brain!"

After he finished speaking, you saw the Buddha stand up from the lotus platform and smile at you.

Then he kicked you out.

“…”

You think you have a grudge against Buddha.