Chapter 427: Happy World
Abbot Fahu of Jinshan Temple looked at you and thought that there should be no problem, but he still gave your parents an eighty-pound Zen staff.
"Master, is this something that can suppress the evil spirits?"
"Yes, if you still behave strangely, just hit me with this."
"…Mage, are you serious?"
"Sorry, I got the wrong one. This is more appropriate."
So the abbot took out a vajra and gave it to your parents. You and your parents looked at the vajra that weighed more than 60 kilograms and had sharp spikes, and you both swallowed your saliva.
So your father returned the vajra, but looking at the muscular statue of Amitabha Buddha on the main hall, he did not dare to take back the incense money.
Seeing that your father was really unwilling to give in, the abbot finally took out a few Buddhist scriptures and gave them to your father reluctantly.
“Just recite it anytime.”
Your father was not very willing to accept this, so he took you to a nearby gym.
But looking at the dilapidated gym, your father asked with some trepidation.
"Mage, are you guys smart?"
"You can tell at a glance that the business is not as good as that side... um, I mean sincerity is the key to success."
You looked at the Taoist's face full of impatience and fake business smile, and couldn't help but roll your eyes.
But the Taoist priest was still very skilled. At least you enjoyed watching the dance to invite gods and exorcise ghosts. The sweaty Taoist priest looked at you for a long time without any reaction, so he pondered for a moment and put you on the altar.
Just when you were confused, he spoke with the magic sword in hand.
"Three Pure Ones! I, your disciple, present a gift to you!"
After saying that, he pointed his magic sword at you.
Just when you and your parents thought that this was some kind of evil Taoist priest, five lightning bolts suddenly struck down from the sky and knocked the Taoist priest to the ground.
And a line of large characters inexplicably appeared on the ground.
"Don't send us anything."
The Taoist priest who was struck by five thunders was charred all over and stood up with tattered clothes. He first held his waist and looked at the words on the ground, then waved to your parents.
"Okay, it's okay. The Three Pure Ones have verified that your son is fine. Okay, someone come and pay for the medicine. Oh, my old waist, really, this trick doesn't work anymore. What should I do if there is uncertainty next time? I can't really send him down to ask the King of Hell to judge..."
You and your parents looked at the cursing Taoist priest, then looked at the roof that was shot through, and the Taoist boy who skillfully picked up mud bricks and wood to repair the house, and at the same time understood why this Taoist temple was so poor.
Struck by lightning.
Your parents finally felt relieved, confirming that you were not possessed by evil spirits, but were actually their child, so they returned home happily.
In the third year, because you had a photographic memory and learned to speak carefully in your first year, your father thought you were a genius and asked you to memorize the Four Books and Five Classics.
You feel like you're about to vomit. You can analyze the word "cannibalism" between the lines, and you have borrowed from and paid tribute to Mr. Lu's Diary of a Madman.
A tribute without a single word.
But unfortunately, it was discovered again by your father.
then.
You were sent to Jinshan Temple again.
"Master! My son must be possessed by an evil spirit!"
The father who burned your Madman's Diary pointed at you with your gagged mouth and spoke with great certainty.
But what you saw was the old abbot's look of disgust.
After going through a series of rituals, you, who had long since given up, have returned to "normal" in your father's eyes. However, your father has always felt that you are easily possessed by evil spirits, so he decided!
Find you a wife to celebrate your happiness.
You couldn’t help but roll your eyes when you heard about this, but you didn’t say anything.
Because you have been educated.
In the fourth year, your teacher said there was nothing more to teach you, but when you talked privately with your father, you heard a topic that made your eyes shine.
"Brother, please tell me the truth."
"What's wrong?"
"Are you planning to rebel?"
"Huh? Why do you say that?"
"Your son, he..."
So you were sent to the Taoist temple this time. You think, this matter is not over yet.
After enjoying the Taoist priest's thunder and lightning again, you found a little boy in the Taoist temple painting correct characters on a wall, and you went to observe out of curiosity.
"One, two, three, four, five... eighty, ninety, ten... thirty, forty... my goodness, how many times has the Taoist priest been struck by lightning?"
You looked at the correct characters all over the wall, plus the line you just drew, and couldn't help but ask the Taoist boy beside you.
The Taoist boy spoke very calmly.
"If you count this wall..."
"What did you say?"
You looked at the Taoist boy in astonishment.
"I said count this wall."
The Taoist boy calmly pointed in other directions, and you realized that except for the wall in front of you and the surrounding wall, the whole of this Taoist temple was covered with positive characters.
"Do you have to be so exaggerated?"
"Oh, it's actually okay. I think the most exaggerated thing is that this mountain is now called Wulei Mountain."
Suddenly there was a thunder, and you looked at the five flashes of lightning that remained in your retina again, then looked at the Taoist boy who was calmly drawing the correct characters, and couldn't help but nodded.
“I think it’s quite appropriate.”
In the fifth year, finally, because of your caution, you were not accused of wanting to rebel by the new teacher.
But, he couldn't help but sigh after reading your article.
"He is truly a capable minister in a peaceful era and a treacherous hero in a chaotic era. This boy has the ambition to be a great man."
Your father was shocked and was ready to send you to the mountain to exorcise the evil spirit, but after seeing your article and your blushing husband, he silently picked up the two canes.
One to hit your husband, and one to hit you.
And as the gentleman was chased along with you, your article also fell to the ground.
Before it was stained by the ink on the ground, a few words were vaguely visible on the article.
"Bai Jie..."
In the sixth year, you were sent to a school. You found it boring because the school taught you the same things you had learned when you were three years old. But...
Mr.'s wife is very beautiful.
So you still find it a bit interesting.
However, because the kids in school are quite annoying, you decide to put an end to it once and for all and stop these naughty kids from bothering you.
so.
"Is this the reason why you and the son of the Minister of Rites, as well as the sons of the Minister of Punishment, the Minister of War, the Minister of Works, and the Minister of Personnel, joined forces to beat the son of the Prime Minister to the ground?"
"This matter was actually started by the people of the Minister of War, and haven't you been displeased with the Prime Minister for a long time?"
"That was in the past."
"You have changed, father. You are no longer the father who is as clear as water and as bright as a mirror. I don't have a father as unsteady as you ! You are Terenas, and I am Arthas!"
"He is now your father-in-law, and he can serve as Prime Minister for at least fifteen years, and it is expected that his apprentice will take over."
The air was silent for a moment.
"When are we going to apologize? My dear father, besides, my father-in-law, Old Taishan, is still strong and healthy. He is old but his heart is young. An old tree has strong roots, and an old ox pulls a cart..."
"No, you explain to me what Arthas is first, my son."
“Ah, this…”
