Chapter 42 Who is Su Xia?
The group, which had been deserted until now, suddenly became lively with the admiral's arrival at the garrison. Now Saratoga spends a lot of time in it every day, of course, diving most of the time, and rarely blowing bubbles.
Saratoga saw Su Xia join the group. She actually got his contact information a long time ago and knew his online name. She just remembered to complain now: "Brother-in-law, your online name... Shrimp Cake, isn't it the same name as Hu De's cat. Her cat's name is Ginger and Fish Cake, and your online name is Shrimp Cake."
"I don't want to name it that way either." Su Xia said.
"You don't know, I hate naming the most. I have a naming problem." Su Xia explained, "When I was in junior high school, my online names were Lightly Dancing and Dark Knight. When I got older, I felt that those names were too immature, or too contrived, or too hypocritical. Later, I deliberately chose silly and funny online names. I felt that they were meaningless, so I just used one or two letters as my online name. Now I like to name my online names after food, such as Cookies, Shrimp Cakes, Shrimp Rolls... The most vulgar is the most elegant."
Xingzhi raised his hand and said, "I hate naming things, too."
"You hate naming again. Why do you like to join in the fun so much?" Saratoga mocked. Anyway, she opposed everything that the zodiac sign agreed with.
"I hate naming." Xingxing said that and ignored Saratoga. She was the type who would never be shy and would always attack bravely. In fact, she was a single-minded person and didn't think too much. "Admiral, Admiral, your online name is Shrimp Cake. I'll give you a name similar to yours. How about Crab Cake?"
"Crab cakes, crab cakes..." Su Xia muttered a few words and shook her head desperately, "No, absolutely not."
"Why?"
"There's no reason, it just won't work." Su Xia said, "You can name it Shrimp Roll or Shrimp Strips."
"Oh." Xingxing nodded. She didn't like to get to the bottom of things. "Then let's have shrimp rolls."
Saratoga teased, "Oh, you and your brother-in-law are going to choose couple names based on your zodiac sign?"
"Yes." Xingxing said generously, "I like the admiral the most... and my sister."
Saratoga suddenly stopped laughing. She had originally wanted to change her name, and she used to be able to lie and say that it was fun to change her name, but now it felt so difficult.
Her expression turned unhappy, and she looked disgusted: "Stupid constellation."
Su Xia usually doesn't like to hang out in the group. She is in a lurking state most of the time, watching others talk and chat, looking at porn pictures, and occasionally saving one or two pictures to her phone. She is even too lazy to grab red envelopes when she sees them. It is rare that she says a few words when she encounters an issue of interest. Even if she joins the group, she is too lazy to say hello.
He was more concerned about something else: "Lexington, are all the people in the garrison in this group?"
"That's basically it," Lexington said. "There are hundreds of people in the garrison. I'm not sure if there are still people missing."
"Are those destroyers, submarines, and so on, also there?"
“Yes,” Lexington said. “Those kids are better at playing than us. They listen to music, watch cartoons, and even take short videos.”
"That's amazing! I don't even know how to shoot short videos. I don't even seem to have the software to watch short videos... I'm an old man." Su Xia laughed at herself, thought for a while and asked, "Xiao Zhai, Xiao Hua, Xiao Luo and the others are also in it, right?"
Lexington doesn't like playing with her phone, but Saratoga likes it more and understands it better. She said, "Xiao Zhai's online name is Sister Meow, the best in the world, and her profile picture is also her sister Meow, a cartoon version. Xiao Hua's profile picture is two crossed axes. I don't know about Xiao Luo's."
There is a doll of her sister Meow on Xiao Zhai's game portrait, and there are many lines about sister Meow. Su Xia knows this: "I can understand that Xiao Zhai chose such a nickname and used her sister Meow as her avatar. But Xiao Hua uses two crossed axes as her avatar?"
"I heard that because everyone always mentioned the Falling Cherry Blossom Axe in front of her, she simply used two axes as her avatar."
“Is this reverse psychology?”
Su Xia was amused. The story of Washington chopping down the cherry tree was too famous. The story of Washington and the Falling Cherry Axe was too classic. Xiao Hua was a young ship of the battleship Washington. It was bound to be talked about by people: "Little Changchun, Lafite, Fantasy, Bluefin Squid, Archerfish, U81... Everyone should be here, right?"
"Yes," said Saratoga. "All of them."
The next moment, she looked at him with suspicion. Why were all the people her brother-in-law was asking about girls and little lolis?
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Su Xia didn't ask any more questions due to Saratoga's suspicious gaze.
He didn't like to be a member of a group, like a ghost group member, but he was still a little interested in the group he had just joined. It was mainly a group for the naval base, where all the ship girls were. He was quiet and focused on playing with his phone, watching what everyone in the group was saying.
Cologne: "Who is this person who just joined the group?"
York: “Is there anyone who has just joined the group?”
Leipzig: "Newcomers get red envelopes."
West Virginia: "Leipzig, you really only care about the red envelope."
King Kong: "The Admiral has been looking at houses for the whole morning. Now he has found where he is. I have been waiting for him for the whole morning but he still hasn't come."
Oakland: "I saw him and his wife returning from looking at apartment buildings. They should be having dinner now, right?"
Plan M: "Eat? Eat at my wife's place? I think we should send him to the canteen. He arranged for London to be the chef of the canteen. He should like the food made in London. How about trying the taste of British food?"
Koei: "@M Project, if you can't speak, then don't speak. If you say admiral, then admiral. If you say London, then London. Don't talk about British cuisine."
Plan M: "Isn't looking up at the stars British cuisine ?"
Glory: "Plan M, let me remind you, do you really want to start a war?"
London: "I can hear that you have some problems with the cafeteria we manage."
Plan M: "I have an opinion. I have a strong opinion. You should know it now."
Saratoga watched as the group started arguing again about the cafeteria. She held her phone and laughed, "Brother-in-law, you arranged for London to manage the restaurant and the cafeteria... You are amazing... Do you want to try the cafeteria? No problem, London's cooking skills have really improved a lot, it won't kill anyone."
Su Xia just thought it was fun, and arranged London to go to the cafeteria for fun. After all, the game sets London as a dark cooking master, and even has a special set of costumes, but the player arranges her to be a chef without any penalty. He said: "Is London's cooking skills really that bad?"
"It's not that bad." Saratoga lay on the dining table. "It's just that we all swore that if I broke my promise, we would eat food made in London for the rest of our lives. The most ruthless bet was that whoever lost would have to go to the cafeteria for a meal."
"Well... London's cooking is probably a little poor."
"Ah." Saratoga found the picture that London proudly posted in the group, "Brother-in-law, look, London has made a new dish. Brother-in-law, do you want to try it?"
Su Xia also saw the picture. Is the caviar soup really okay? This girl from London is obviously quite skilled and not just an ordinary person. He said, "My..."
Leipzig was shouting in the group again about giving out red envelopes to new members, and he seemed determined to do so without a red envelope. Su Xia said, "Leipzig is talking about it again. Should I give out a red envelope? I'll give one. But... how big should it be?"
Lexington heard Su Xia say that he didn't have much money, so he smiled and said, "Sixty will be enough."
"Isn't it a bit too little?" In the stupid netizen group, people only snatch things and don't send them out. It's just a few dollars. But this group is different, Su Xia asked.
"It's okay, it's just for fun. Otherwise, even if you give out 60,000, it won't be much for everyone."
There was not much money to begin with, so Su Xia did not insist. He asked, "What about the number of people?"
"Twenty, just to have some fun."
Saratoga reminded: "Brother-in-law, remember to remind us before you send it."
"It's being distributed now, get ready." Su Xia said and started distributing red envelopes.
After the screen was filled with numerous records of who received red envelopes——
Leipzig: “Thank you, boss. Please keep up the good work.”
Flying Eagle: "Are you guys moving that fast?"
The attacker: "I don't usually see you guys talking, why are you so quick to grab the red envelopes?"
Maryland: "So who is this big chicken drumstick?"
Hu De: "It's not a big chicken leg, it's a ginger cat curled up and sleeping, with one leg stretched out."
Maryland: "@Shrimp Cake who are you?"
Su Xia thought about how to answer, then picked up her phone and started typing.
Shrimp Cake: "Um...Su Xia."
L20: "Who is Su Xia?"
L20: "Do we have this kind of person in the tutelage? New here?"
Flying Eagle: "Never heard of the Suxia."
Maryland: "How did you get in? Kick him out now."
Saratoga was looking at her phone nearby, laughing so hard that she leaned forward and backward, patting herself on the table, and almost fell on Su Xia's shoulder, saying, "Who is Su Xia? Brother-in-law, who is Su Xia?"
Su Xia said: "Don't disgust me."
Su Xia said expressionlessly, "This is intentional."
"Who knows... L20 seems to have only been in the garrison for a short time, so it's not surprising if we don't know." Saratoga said.
Su Xia thought about it. The L20 battleship was obtained in the last event before the time travel. It was no more than a month ago. It can be said that she had just joined the garrison. Speaking of which, judging from the girl's lines, it seems that she is not very smart to regard Bei Zhai as an idol.
Saratoga held her cell phone and typed very quickly.
Saratoga: "Who put it in ? Don't you even check it?"
Lexington also joined in the fun.
Lexington: "I don't know him."
Only the zodiac signs are honest children.
Constellation: "@L20 That's the Admiral."
