Chapter 42 This is my bottom line as a human being
"Alcohol is really a drug that makes people intoxicated. I lost my mind and gave my first kiss away."
Chen Jianghe was sitting on the night bus on his way back to school, and the shy and immature look of Jiang Yishu kept appearing in his mind.
However, Chen Jianghe hadn't paid much attention to it before. Jiang Yishu actually had two small canine teeth hidden. When he kissed her, Chen Jianghe, who wanted to take advantage of the situation, was punished accidentally.
Even when the bus arrived at the stop and he walked into the school gate, Chen Jianghe's tongue was still numb, as if he had two green peppercorns in his mouth.
"She would be very gentle and careful. If I frowned a little, she would not move. It was really an ideal in the world."
Chen Jianghe lit a cigarette and walked slowly towards the dormitory. This time he didn't have to envy the wild mandarin ducks in the grove.
"Chen Jianghe!"
Just as he arrived downstairs of the dormitory building, two people suddenly jumped out from the darkness, shouting and scaring Chen Jianghe.
"Damn it, why are you two here again?"
Chen Jianghe took a closer look and found that it was Yan Zihang and Geng Shigang again. He glanced around and saw no one else, so he felt relieved.
"Don't look at it anymore. We are not here to fight with you."
Yan Zihang looked at Chen Jianghe's alert face, gritted his teeth, and said unhappily: "I can't beat you in a one-on-one fight, and I don't have as many people as you in a group fight. But you act like an actor with superb acting skills. I admit defeat."
"If you admit defeat , you should have the attitude to admit it. Why are you gritting your teeth like that?"
Chen Jianghe smiled. It is said that if you make a mistake you must admit it, and if you are beaten you must stand at attention. If you don’t have enough ability to get around in school, don’t force yourself to be cool.
"You came to the dormitory building late at night to wait for me. There must be something else, right?" Chen Jianghe asked casually.
"Yes." Yan Zihang nodded and said expressionlessly, "Can you help me by asking Teacher Zhao to revoke our demerit punishment?"
"Are you asking me to do something for you?" Chen Jianghe narrowed his eyes and said, "With this attitude, why should I help you?"
Yan Zihang raised his eyebrows and said angrily, "You have achieved your goal, and you have hurt us both badly. Can't we both take a step back? As long as you are willing to help revoke the punishment, we will not trouble you in the future."
"Weren't you guys still so tough this afternoon? Why did you give in so quickly?"
Chen Jianghe smiled: "If you want me to take a step back, that's fine. You guys go back and put your pillows high and use your brains to think about how to ask for help more effectively. After all, you have been a student cadre in the Youth League Committee, so your brains shouldn't be full of shit, right?"
"Chen Jianghe, you..."
Yan Zihang became even more angry.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense here. I'm going back to the dormitory to sleep."
Chen Jianghe was too lazy to waste time talking, so he strode into the dormitory building and went upstairs without looking back.
"I've already told you this guy won't help. Why are you trying to humiliate yourself?"
After Chen Jianghe left, Geng Shigang, who had been silent all this time, rolled his eyes.
"He's the only one who can help revoke the punishment. Who else can I turn to if not him?"
Yan Zihang took a deep breath to calm his anger, and then said, "Although he didn't agree just now, I think there is still some hope. No matter what, the punishment must be revoked, otherwise I won't be able to graduate and get a degree certificate, and my university studies will be in vain."
"Damn it, the more I think about this, the angrier I get. We are clearly the victims, so why are we the ones being punished?" Geng Shigang was so angry that he wanted to punch the wall. "I even suspect that he deliberately set a trap for us when he attacked us that day."
"It's also our own fault for not being careful. Forget it. We can't beat them, scold them, or act as well as they do. We are simply inferior in skills. We have to admit it even if we don't want to."
Yan Zihang hit the nail on the head, and then decided: "Let's go back and think about how to deal with this kid."
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Chen Jianghe returned to the dormitory and just as he reached the door, he heard the unbearable Japanese pronunciation. He thought to himself that Lao Liu was really awesome. He could actually watch movies for several hours in a row.
In order to avoid the embarrassing situation of running into Wang Yuanpeng and his sex buddy last time, Chen Jianghe knocked on the door a few times from outside. Only when he heard footsteps from inside did he push the door open and go in.
After entering the room, Chen Jianghe raised his eyebrows. Wow, fifteen or sixteen people came into the six-person room of more than ten square meters, surrounding Liu Dongliang's small desk in three layers.
"Squad leader."
"Squad leader."
As soon as Chen Jianghe came in, everyone greeted him with a smile. Some of the boys who were more shy had already put their feet up and were ready to run away.
"Just do what you need to do. Don't worry. As long as you can handle it, it's good to watch some educational films."
Chen Jianghe is a reasonable person. As a squad leader, he knows exactly what he should and should not be involved in.
"Jiang He, come over and watch with me. These new movies I downloaded are really good."
Liu Dongliang turned around and greeted Chen Jianghe.
"I'm a little irritable tonight, so I won't watch it for now."
Chen Jianghe refused with a smile, his eyes flashed, and he saw Wang Yuanpeng lying on the bed, staring straight at the upper bunk, with a look of despair.
"Didn't you go out to get a room? Why are you back so soon?"
Chen Jianghe walked to Wang Yuanpeng's bed and handed him a cigarette.
Wang Yuanpeng didn't answer. He just sat up, looking dejected like a castrated rooster. After a while, he said sullenly, "Third brother, let's go out and talk."
"Okay." Chen Jianghe nodded.
The two walked out of the dormitory and reached the end of the corridor. Wang Yuanpeng turned around and said to Chen Jianghe, "Lin Siqi played me."
"Hmm?" Chen Jianghe's eyelids twitched a few times and asked, "How do you play it?"
"She and I chatted passionately on QQ, and our relationship quickly heated up in just a few days. I asked her out tonight and she agreed straight away, and even took the initiative to go to the hotel and book a room to wait for me."
"Then what?"
"When I entered the room , I found out that the person I was dating was not Lin Siqi at all, but Li Ruonan, the most notorious girl in the girls' dormitory." Wang Yuanpeng slapped his cheek, feeling depressed.
"Li Ruonan?"
Chen Jianghe was also surprised. He was somewhat familiar with the name. It seemed that she was the most famous ugly girl in the class of 2005 at Guangdong University of Finance and Economics. She was widely discussed on the campus forum.
Lin Siqi's actions were indeed a bit too much.
"I was really disgusted. She was ugly, had a beard, and had smelly feet. She also farted all the time. I was in the room for just 20 seconds and she farted more than ten times in a row."
"Not only is the fart loud, but it also stinks, like a toilet explosion."
When Wang Yuanpeng finished speaking, his face turned green.
"Fuck, shut up." Chen Jianghe was also a little overwhelmed.
"Oh, it's true that you can never judge a person by his appearance. Lin Siqi may seem sweet, but she is actually vicious. Third brother, you should be careful in the future and don't fall into her trap." Wang Yuanpeng complained but also kindly reminded Chen Jianghe.
"I know my limits."
Chen Jianghe raised his hand and patted her shoulder, saying, "You should be more careful too. If you walk by the river often, you will get wet."
Wang Yuanpeng nodded: "After this experience, I have completely seen through Lin Siqi. Not only did he play with my feelings, but he also found an extremely ugly woman to play with my body."
"Huh, playing with your body?"
Chen Jianghe looked surprised: "You and that Li Ruonan???"
"Yes, my mind went blank at the time, I just thought I swallowed a fly."
Wang Yuanpeng sighed: " I have to finish the sex I have arranged, even if it means crying. This is my bottom line as a human being."
