Chapter 402: Speak in a simple way
Makarov is already in his 80s, but his voice still sounds strong and powerful.
He jumped in front of Kira and said earnestly: "Although I know you are not short of money, but you haven't accepted any missions for two consecutive months, and you are so lazy all day long, tempted by delicious food. If you continue to degenerate like this, your strength will soon decline!"
But Kira, who had been dragged away by the nightmare, had no intention of listening to the old man's chatter. He turned over on the sofa like a child and covered his ears at the same time: "Ahhh, I don't want to listen... It hurts!"
Makarov was so angry that his beard stood up. He hit Kira on the head with a stick and said, "You have been eating and drinking a lot in the guild every day, and you even dragged Erza, Natsu and the others along. This has seriously affected the work efficiency of other people in the guild!"
"What?"
Kira sat up unhappily and dumped the pot on the others. "They can't resist the temptation of delicious food. It's obviously because they have weak willpower! Look, except for them, no one else has been affected!"
Hearing this, the others who did not join the foodie team immediately straightened their heads and chests, and their whole bodies glowed with confidence.
Makarov: "..."
"Besides, they are still growing. The more they eat, the faster their magic power will increase! You don't want them to waste this talent, do you?"
Kira continued to argue, and at the same time patted the guys who were stretched so hard that they couldn't move, "Look, how short this head is! How thin these arms are! These chests...ah, I'm sorry!"
"That's enough!! There should be a limit to joking!!!"
Makarov's old face instantly became as big as two men. He walked straight to Kira and yelled, and his saliva almost flew onto Kira's face.
"Now! Immediately! Go do your mission!! And those of you on the ground , get up!! You should go with Kira too!!"
Seeing that the president seemed to be really angry, Erza and the others jumped up instantly, standing in a row, their bodies tense and standing at attention: "Yes! Yes..."
The next moment, several people seemed to have digested all the food they had eaten before. They no longer looked like they were too full to move. They rushed to the guild's task board in one go, squeezed out Nob who had been standing there for two hours, and started choosing tasks.
"Yoshi! Work, work... You have to eat well to have the energy to work!"
Three minutes later, the few people who were originally very excited became uninterested again.
"How about this mission to eliminate bandits?"
"No, the price is too low!"
"What about this escort product?"
"I am bored!"
"Fighting Warcraft is always fun, right?"
"It's so boring to always do this!"
"Tutor... No! Find something... No! Quit playing games... No!..."
"Really? Isn't there a mission suitable for me?"
Just as Kira was complaining, Nob slowly came over and said in the tone of someone who had experienced it: "It's very frustrating, right? I feel the same way! I struggle with choices every day!"
Kira took his hand away and said mercilessly: "No, you are not struggling with the choice, you just simply don't want to do the mission!"
There was no other choice but to copy the answers, so Kira approached Erza and asked, "What mission did you choose?"
Erza looked at the commission sheet and thought: "Hmm... I haven't decided yet. For now, I'm hesitating between defeating monsters for 3 million J and eliminating bandits for 2 million J!"
"Huh? That's it?" Kira tilted his head in confusion. "With your ability, you should be able to take on more difficult commissions, right? Like SS-level commissions or something like that. The rewards for those commissions are much higher than S-level ones!"
Erza sighed helplessly: "SS-level commissions are not common, and they are not so easy to complete. Even if I want to accept it, the president will take into account the strength of other people in the team..."
"Huh?! So Natsu and the others are holding us back, right?"
Kira looked back at the others teasingly. His voice was low, but the response he got was loud. Nazgre and the other man immediately started shouting in dissatisfaction. This result made Kira very satisfied.
"What did you say?!"
"You actually said we were holding back?!"
Lucy was sweating profusely. "Wait! Why do I have a bad feeling?"
Wendy felt the same way: "Me too."
"Natsu, Gray, you two calm down first..."
"Eruza!! Let's do an SS-level commission!!!" ×2
“I knew it would be like this!!”
Unexpectedly, Erza, who always listened to opinions, rejected Natsu and Gray's proposal directly this time: "No! SS-level commissions are extremely difficult commissions! This kind of mission is too early for you! Even if I lead the team, the president will not agree!"
Lucy asked in surprise: "Eh? Erza can't do it? Then what are the conditions for accepting the mission?"
"I'll explain this to you!"
Kira suddenly took over the topic and explained to her and Wendy, "You all know that missions above S-level can only be accepted by S-level wizards or the teams they lead, right?"
"Yeah... this is what we've always done!"
"However, SS-level commissions are different from S-level commissions! The guild clearly stipulates that commissions of this level can only be carried out by S-level wizards!"
Lucy thought for a moment, "So, Erza can take it alone, but not with us?"
Wendy asked in confusion, "Why? Obviously, if there are more people, the chances of completion will increase, right?"
"Because SS-level commissions are very dangerous or very important!" Kira explained patiently, "For example, the one I accepted half a year ago was to protect Princess Emerald on her diplomatic mission to a neighboring country. This kind of commission cannot be neglected in the slightest! If there are non-S-level wizards in the team, if they encounter a powerful enemy, the S-level wizard may not be able to guarantee the safety of his companions!"
"Eh? Is it really that dangerous? Isn't that too alarmist?"
At this moment, Makarov suddenly came over with his hands behind his back and said slowly: "Not at all! Although there is only a difference of one level, the difficulty of the two is worlds apart!"
"President?"
The old man suddenly looked sad, and recalled the past: "Several decades ago, an S-class team in the guild accepted an SS-class commission, but because the monster they hunted was too powerful, the S-class wizard died to protect his companions. Since then, President Preshito has set this rule!"
Hearing this, Natsu and the others remained silent, as if they were feeling sorry for the unknown senior.
"【SS-level and SSS-level commissions can only be accepted by wizards or teams approved by the current president.】 Right now, the only two people in the guild who are capable of completing it alone are Kira and Gildarts! If we form a team..."
Several people asked, "How about forming a team?"
"Ahem... If you want to form a team, it depends on the number of people and their strength!" Makarov squinted his eyes and replied, "If your team wants to take Erza, you must add at least one more S-class wizard! ... Except for !"
Kana not far away:? ?
As soon as he finished speaking, several people looked at Kira at the same time. There seemed to be a devouring light in those eyes, as if they wanted to eat Kira alive.
Kira's eyes drooped like a dead fish, and his face was speechless: "... President, can your intentions be more obvious?"
“Eh? Hahaha!! What’s your intention?? I don’t know anything!!”
Pretend! Pretend again! Can your acting skills be better than mine?
"Hey~ bring it here!"
Looking at Kira's hand, Makarov still pretended to be dumbfounded: "What do you want?"
"Take out the SS-level commission in your arms! You suddenly urged us to do the task today, and you came over to say so much. Don't you just want me to take them to do the SS-level commission? I agreed, so take out the commission. I want to see what it is! "
Makarov chuckled and took out a request slip from his pocket: "You found it after all?"
"President, can you please speak more simply next time?!"
